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the writer is broke that's why!

Ok. booked

see their face like hunger

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adewumiopeyemi:
8. Can you even imagine?

Chai! I swear am still rolling on the floor. See answer abeg!

Lies lied and they should keep lying! Do this so called APC people thinks Nigerians are stupid? ........ neway! Make I prepare dey go church!

olatunjithomas:
how can you make me laugh out this loud at this time of the night?


you wan implicate me

anyway I forgive you.
but meanwhile.........

22)When you're new in Lagos and you mistakenly alight in Maryland instead Yaba.

I wan use laff. kill myself

My dear! Seek God your father! He alone has an answer to it. God be with you. Amen

I will kill myself if I don't marry her! CC lalasticlala

This is cool! Good to know

Can someone please tell ebube that am in love with her and would want to marry her! I will kill myself if she say NO...

This implies that MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS IN DEEP SHIT!

I hereby vote for ;

DIASYLUV

MYSTICGAL

CC:NLjega

SOME FUNNY NIGERIAN ABBREVIATIONS
NAIRA -Never Allow Idiots Rule Again
PHCN -Problem Has Changed Name
HAUSA -House Animals Using Seat of Authority
IMO -Igbos Must Overcome
BAT -Bolaji Ahmed Tunubu
APC -Association of Past Criminals
NYSC -Now Your Struggles Continues
GLO -Get Lovers Online
PDP -People Deceiving People/Papa Deceiving Pikin
PHD -Pull Him Down
MTN -Maintain Total Nonsense
WEEK -Women Educations Ends in Kitchen
ABACHA -After Babangida Another Criminal Has
Arrived
GSM -General Street Madness
NEPA plc-Never Expect Power Always, please light candles
KOBO -Kill Obasanjo Before Others
FANTA-Foolish Ashawo Never Take Advice
RICE -Rangers International Club of Enugu.
LONDON-Ladies of Nowadays Depend On Naria.
BUHARI-Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among
Reasonable Igbos.

Feel free to add yours.

Balkan:
If ghost no dey fear, why him the waka for night?
This the only language the zoo understand.

It is now or never!

GBAM! !!!! YOU DON TALK AM FINISH! !! NA SO E BI.

Speaking of that, I work in a construction firm and have giving a lot of people ( male and female) jobs in my company and other company. Its worth it cause whenever I remember those families that feeds well through my assistance I fufilled.

irunooboo:
A wise man would have cancelled the trip just like buhari did to avoid tension and war situation in the region. If buhari went to ogoni and his convoy was targeted, there will be reprisals from the security forces and fayose will be among the critics to call him a tyrant if innocent people died like the shiite incident in zaria. Those calling buhari a coward should realize that he just saved them from a possible crisis in their region and besides the president cancelled lagos and senegal trips where there was no threat. Fayose is a bastard yoruba man mixed with igbo blood. His mother needs to be questioned

YOU'RE ARE FOOL FOR CALLING FAYOSE NAMES!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POLITICS AND BUHARI!!! WAS HE NOT THE ONE (BUHARI) THAT ALLOWED FULANI HERDSMEN TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE ............... IF DIVIDING NIGERIA WILL BRING PEACE THEN SO BE IT. HAVE YOU ASKED YOURSELF THIS QUESTION, IF THIS OIL WAS TO BE IN THE NORTH WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE DONE TO REST OF THE OTHER REGION.

Dear Nairalanders! Its a previlage to be with you guys in everything done here. But the thing is am an admistrative engineer ( civil) . I beg you guys to please help me with a work before someone goes on rampage. God bless you all. I love you all.

Competition everywhere! These guys haven't told us what they are up too!!!!!








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forexbinary:
9. When you subtract your transport and feeding money from your starting salary:

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/atm-account-balance-e1463736983301.jpg

Let me just die.

I Don ladder scatter mama nkechi soup!!!!! Lmao

Sunnycliff:
Can Anambra loan IMO Obiano for just two months, cos Okoroawusa is taking IMO back to the 80's!

OKOROAWUSA! !!! LMAO

Indeed inspiring! But ya all should watch out for muah!!
#1loveNigeria

If actually that's what he wanna do its cool, but trust me it'll change soonest. But before it does, make I go change some dollars buy goods for China.

People! Forget jiji and activate a linkedin account. Got jobs waiting for you there.

Well all are through! But mine was vice versa, she wanted to go on a date with me. But I was dating her personal assistance, which almost got her fired. Lol. Women and their wahala.

[quote author=psychologist post=45938010]How many likes for our dear Gala



Team gala


Trust me the ingredients mr gala was made of has been refused. Check out the beef, and how hard the flour is! Wise up people!

My brother! Please you should contact NHRC National Human Rights Commission. They will aid you with their lawyer. Looking at your story, its a setup. Please NHRC will help you. Trust me.