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xynerise:
Ode....magun is real

Genius.

it only works when there's a dick in the vagina, not when there's a tongue in there.

Dyt:
Xynerise

Na one ooo
Naija no help jor


Runs away

LOL. you know its my pleasure, to please that bodacious booty of yours.

Dyt:
Haaaaa
Ninu awe nitori olorun
Subhanallah

Ohhh would be what you'll mutter when you feel my tongue sing sweet muse to your clit, gently and slowing... I guarantee it will stroke and tease it pretty well, preparing it for the grand finale.

Mznaett:
Oga, It's high time I questioned the veracity of your words o.

My dear, please ask away. but while you're asking questions, ask over a bottle of red wine, white table cloth and red candle, so I can toy with the idea of sneaking underneath the table cloth, path your thighs, shift your panties and stick my tongue into you.

so please, ask questions, ask ask and ask away.

Dyt:
I have to think about this
Hmmmmmmm

Think away, please. While you're at it, would you mind me placing an ice cube on your nipple_ and take it round your areola? just to set the mood right and ease the stress of the day. LOL.

I wanna get you soaked

Indeed, the feeling is almost mutual. Imagine taking her to heights she's never experienced, just by carefully letting your tongue touch the tip of her clit and gently give it a cool breeze... so it can cool off from the pleasure about to come. LOL.

Dyt:
Tell Me about it

Oh I plan on doing just that. No need to rush. LOL.

You are so blushing
Has anyone made you feel good in a long time?

I'm sure she hasn't been touched the way a pro knows how to touch a woman, a tongue in the right place can cause a lil shudder and make water drip down her thighs...

I'm sure this sound familiar, doesn't it?

Mznaett:
Hehehe...says who?

Says me. If what she said made you sweat, or wet or made you think of cycling your round and round her areola, then I'm saying she struck a nipple_ which I know she did.

it's okay anyway, she's hawt! LMAO.

Dyt:
Now I am suspecting you

LMAO
It tickled her

I know it did. You have a nerve for doing that. This I've known for a while now.

Mznaett:
Abeg carry your wahala dey go jor

Hmm seems she struck a nipple_ cord.

Doctorfitz:
Jjc u know natin

JJC isn't he also known as Mr Skillz?

Dyt:
The only thing that got me laughing is the meme
Even though I don't understand what you trying to say
But damn
The meme killed it

I believe he's saying he won't engage in coitus interactus with you.

TSOM:
Yeah... Until they need to tumble beneath the sheets and work themselves into multiple sexual climaxes then they realize they need a penile-shaped intimacy gadget to achieve this. Which is hilariously ironic 'cause a penile-shaped intimacy gadget does what a _penis_ does and a _penis_ is exclusive to MALES - the very MALES they decided not to have sexual relationships with. Silly girls.

The irony of it all, won't you say. LOL.

Ashley86400:
I want you to fu*k off and mind your business. . .

Ladies first, remember.

MarilynNash:
You are an idiot.

Takes an idiot to know an idiot, don't you think so?

mrsfavour:
mine dont worry me,I dont even know its around till I see stains. still having kids with it.

See how many of them in this thread make it look as if all female go tru the Same thing.

genieluv:
geee...Mr Man, why are u trolling on this thread?
If u cannot sympathize with ladies and what they go tru, can't u just swerve?

Sympathy? Perish the thought. Whatever happened to being a woman and 'woman' up to the occasion, eh.

LilySopi:
U must b senseless

Takes a senseless whore_ to recognise someone who is senseless.

mysticgal:
We are complaining, yes.
We are sharing experiences....yes. The women who go through labour pain,do they complain....yes,is the pain man made......I don't think so. Do you?

Don't take life to hard bro

Complaining to who or whom? That's what I'm asking. You should know people who complain are the ones who take life too hard.

mysticgal:
How e dey do you

How do you mean?

All I see here is just girls trying to wipe up sentiment over something that isn't anybody's fault.

Not bad.

Well if he and his family are scammers, I sure know I and my family aren't. So he should speak for himself and stop generalising.

Hope he's having fun where ever he is at the moment.

Ashley86400:
What does mestruation feel like?

Imagine a dull knife being stabbed into your vagina repeatedly. . you're not dying, but you can feel the pain as if you are being stabbed to death from your womb to your vagina.

The pain comes with migraines,headaches, irritation,diarrhea. .and sometimes,it the pain gets to much that your stomach will turn and you get nauseating and start throwing up.

I hate the world (and myself) whenever I'm on my period.

Some women end up in the hospital. I have a friend who has to be taken to the hospital at least eight times out of twelve months because she's always fainting just because of the excruciating pain she feels.

Dencia, I totally understand you.

Yea. So what do you want us to do about it?

mysticgal:
I wasn't looking for faults here,its nature

So why complain as if it was man made?

mysticgal:
Its indescribable

And whose fault is it?