femisplash:

You want to drag me to your childish level, do you think i'm bothered by random pictures?, your brain is still at childhood level. if you want to know me, you ask politely.

Shut up abeg

Nairaland needs to start giving out Troll of the Year Awards

For some of you, na una biggest achievement be that


If we started posting with our FB accounts, this place go scatter ....like animals seeking shelter

lol

femisplash:

You're a small boy, when you get to big class, all these shiit will be normal to you. keep working hard, one day you may grow up.

Sure Thing Troll
Continue with Mouth
Even your shadow dey give you side eye

God Forbid the day a whole ikenna will go online to start talking in "WE"

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

You tribalist nairalanders are a different breed of human beings I swear

Imagine a grown man replacing I with WE
A daily occurrence for this place
Nobody knows how to talk in the first person
Everything na attachment
GOD FORBID

Na WE supposed to sleep with your woman too
Smh

femisplash:

Post a better view of your sister, if i want to play, i play big. Your brother is a Navy Captain and that's why you're making a fool of yourself?. Do you know we can remove his uniform if we wish?

Must everything be with mouth biko
I'm leaving you alone. I'm too real to keep playing with you. I'm not the type to spew rubbish because I dey anonymous. Same guy online/offline

Trolling from darkness is not an accomplishment
You got the attention you was seeking. Enjoy

Omoawoke:


Igbos and boating na 5 and 6. Werey don upload picture already. Bush man. Na your brother go first enter navy ?
You people always act like person whey never see progress before. One time like that, one will snap his green card and upload, another one go snap passport and upload.
Who do you this kind thing? You know how many Yorubas have dual citizenships? You will never see Yorubas go so stupid to upload this online. But all over twitter, na only you people don see snow before

I didn't read this bullshit sorry
But I hope it pained you well punk
I honestly tried to give a fvck what you think

femisplash:

If you leave the country today, mention one thing that'd be missed about you?, then i'd take your "envy tales" seriously.

The pain enter well
Your own shadow doesn't even take you serious dickhead

A nobody ranting from a dirty rat hole

Abeg show your Abode n turn this thread into comedy

femisplash:

Why should i, when i can have your sister cry and throw 3k on her smug face.

Your level or madness no reach
No be by mouth biko

Throw in her face I dare you
Let me get the other sister pic sef


Did I mention my bro is a Navy Captain?
I dare you to insult our sisters
No be by mouth

femisplash:

Do you have a sister?, people like you, we know what to throw at your cheap sisters.

Post a pic of you crying and I'll deposit 300k to your account in less than 30 minutes.

Don't let your dumb stupid silly pride allow you to turn down perfectly good money.

Oya ..over to you

femisplash:

boy, go and wash granny bum and use it to feed your parents. Go and impress your family, not me.

Impress kwa?
Fool...I want premium emotional meltdown

The man holding the Hacksaw in your dreams is an igboman.


Dick pic incoming...(I pass you everywhere)
I want you emotionally damaged

Your dumb ass feel special because you dey anonymous dey bark . Meanwhile my village parlor is bigger than your flat. In real life bitch

femisplash:

Borrow pose, poor boy.

Posting from behind curtains
Fk ya Life


When did you even see 20M for yourself.
Much less send to somebody.

I want the angst tears n hypertension PREMIUM

spagettiluv:
another braggado from lousy ibo boy

It pain you abi ... good

Account balance is next

Stupid ass small boys

I want your igbo headache to be premium

femisplash:

You remind me of Mr Ibu who was flaunting wealth in his movies but when he was sick, he was begging for money until Bukola Saraki helped pay his bill. igbos, be calming down with your movie hype. Online is different from real life.

Did this muhfuka just compare movies to real life?
Literally laugh out loud
Wow.....it must be drugs
Your drug of choice is stronger than weed


Guy you're a small boy
Just dey talk because of cheap data

No be by mouth fool
We're not the same

femisplash:

I'm not interested how you washing grannies bum to eat, go and share your stories with your family members.

Irrelevant Rubbish Blabbering

You're yapping because of anonymity
Trust... they're will never be a day you talk to me crazy face to face

Na Onitsha born me. Your craze no reach

femisplash:

Give it to your father, you c0cksucker.

Your father no fit polish the man shoes
#superfacts

My father is a correct Anambra man

What does your father know about making payroll?
(33 yrs n going)
How many kids have your father sponsored through university?
My father sent all 5 of his children to US
I have sisters that can feed you comfortably

Abeg no be by mouth. Your father no reach
Ants don't bark at elephants

Oya go dash your father.
The operation is long overdue

Tomorrow you'll say igbo man has never helped your family

femisplash:
10years ago, igbos were talking about relocating their investment back home, 10years after, they are still talking about relocating back home. In 10years time, we would be here still talking about how they are planning to return their investment back home, t's all talk, no action.
Out of 133 passangers, only 6 people could afford 250k, it was literally an empty plane. if they can't afford 250k, how can they go back home and start all over again?. Trying to broke shame others is an act of cowardice when it is obvious ibos themselves are not doing any better than others.

Blah blah blah
Igbos remain The Show
Oya swallow the sperm

I have 4 storey dreams
Not who's the next president

grandstar:


Why do many of you make such insane comments! This isn't the first time fighter jets have been used to attack bandits. There has been at least 2 other occasions.

The problem is that the firepower of these fighter jets is simply too much and is unaporopriate to be used in situations such as these.

To deal with bandits or better still, marauder bands as this are what these criminals really are, special forces will be the best.

This will heavily reduce the risk of collateral damage. Also, these bandits tend to have hostages they hold to discourage attacks from government forces.

If Nigeria was like some countries, if carpetbombing entire villages and settlements would mean an end to the bandits, all well and good.

I am just letting you know the reality

Some countries like Iran China and N Korea abi
The goal has never been to emulate countries with abysmal human rights record. So your logic is flawed

A lot of you are pussies .
The first Indian that talks to me crazy in my country would undoubtedly be the last.

I would gladly dare him to try
No be by mouth

ShinjaWWest:


80 percent of Igbo people bleach ...

The real fair skin people are from Southsouth...

This poll was obviously conducted from your mother's yansh. That's why you get first hand knowledge

South Africans better thank their White indigenes.
Na them made that country what it is
Black man is allergic to good governance. Unfortunate but needs to be said .

Give Nigeria back to Britain, allow them to assign leadership roles to their people, in just 10yrs, you'd marvel at the forward movement.

Unfortunate but very true