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marklele:
Swegzfreak, Ikombe, Zita55, Easymind, Elyna, Queenfusa16 and BaZooker..
God bless you all and transfer the joy and blessings to you all.
Ikombe I will try to get high but Alchohol doesn't affect me no matter the quantity I take that's why I don't do it always

grayht:
Kwesuenu

gentlechyke:
MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM.. . . I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, . . Looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. . The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, . ''Have you ever used a condom? . Do you know how to put it on?'' . I blushed and said,"No!" . The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. . "This is how you wear it. . You have to make sure its tight!'' . I was even more puzzled by this. . I was just an innnocent young man. . She noticed how shy and confused I was. . "You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. . "Have you ever had sex?"... . . She asked.. l said, ''No!" . Then she looked around the shop;there was no one but just the 2 of us. . She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. . She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up... . "We don't have time!" .She said. . She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,opened her legs and layed her back on a table. . Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. . I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep inside her wet sweet flesh . But holy shit, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa ziii.!! . The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and asks me, . ''Did you put the condom on like I told you?" . "Yes I did . Just like you told me!" I replied. . She says, ''Lets see!" (I showed her) . "Oh shit!" she screamed. . "You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!.. . . That's how I became a dad I am off to buy pampers (How much is it?)

tee59:
Most of d uneducated ones hav wat deir educated counterpart lack i. e moral and good character. Men ar nt lokn 4 competition whn it comes to marriage but submission and humility. Although not all of dem av all ds qualities. It is vice versa.

Whitehousechick:
Why do uneducated guys impregnate girls before their educated ones?

prettythicksme:
Make she go sit down jorr #stillteam Bisola,Bally and Efe.

SorftWerk:
stupidity! @ its Peak

judefcc:
U can only lie to urself , who ugly ugly forget all these we are beautiful talk

lefulefu:
she"s a newbie.be considerate na

Whitehousechick:
Abi you go add mynd four four join

Whitehousechick:
You forget to mention Seun, the landlord. Abi you don forget

Cyndyonyx:
reverse is the case kid, it takes a strong person to apologize, weak people can't apologize

Whitehousechick:

Whitehousechick:
Please, what is a "ban".

Is it another nairaland or something. Why do you have to go ban in the first place

cummando:
Another lesson you need to learn cyndyonyx.....not every one with a smartphone has brains!!! Some actually bought the phone to think for them. Their brain has since gone extinct! So do what I do most times. Ignore! That one can sweet. Because when a person talks to you,you reply because you understand right? But what if a goat talks to you? How can you reply when you don't understand?.....Learn to ignore

Donswatter:
All I see is a straight mass of flesh & blood with two small tangerines...