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Romero u never sleep? Nna u don turn bat. Usu. lol

Stop posting rubbish please. All cultures are unique, I wonder why the moderator should allow such a topic.

Nne go to bed u need to go to work tommorow. Monshee shall we say goodnite. Ur the man.

Sweet dreams Nne.

Monshee sleep well. I guess dats enough adding sweet dreams might bring about temptation. lol  

monshege:
good move Ikomi. make sure yu pay attention, i shall be sending customers yur way

Monshee Monshheeee that is a good idea tooooooo, but I don't think Nne would like that, a preety bird at hand is worth more than plenty in the forest.  Monsheeeeee my good pal. lol

nnenneigbo:
ikomi mechie onu ebe ahu ugbuo, achokwam lol

U can say that a hundred times as long as u dont mess up that ur good plan. Av never heard anything as good as that in a long while. My next move now would be to take a course on giving a good massage.

nnenneigbo:
ikomi ka m lakpuo oh nna, e were m an early early start tomorrow

Go to bed my love but keep the plan intact.

monshege:
hmmmm maka ndi ana achu oso

Monshee dont interrupt wen there is a serious discussion.

Well I guess that will be ASAP. So we need to make moves towards dat. lol. Aint joking though.

nnenneigbo:
buhahaha

ikomi, u're not as dumb as u look and sound lol

Lol definately not. Get back to the topic at hand. Wats ur plans.

nnenneigbo:
i na atupuru ya onu? onu arachia la ya

ikomi, kee ebe i si na inoo sef, ike ondon agwu la m, so a packia la m akpa m.

Dat sounds like ur planing to move in. Hahahahahaah I knew God would answer my prayers someday.

When are u planing to move.

We would just hope it wont be too late. Moshheeee.

Maybe we would find out wat would go bad. Since he does'nt want to say it.

nnenneigbo:
yes baby of course

biko juo ya ihe ga emebi oooo, na real wah for monshe

OK. I would have suggested u wait 4 Monshee to come give the Massage. lol

monshege:
nne nne m i biakwa. i choro ka m runu oo the bathe. ihe ga emebi na m mee nke a, and we do not want that, do we

Ke ihe ga emebi Monshee?

Nnenne are u working tomorrow?

nnenneigbo:
umu nwoke sef, so o na i weeghi aka i run the bath yourself? lol

I dont know why I could only laugh to this. I just dont want to say anything.

monshege:
Ikomi, that wouldnt be funny the day he hears it, maybe afterwards. if he found itfunny then he is a cool guy. but it sure is funny, especially coming from yur mother in law to your own hearing

Yeah thats the funny thing about it. They must have sat down for beer and laughed their heads off after the event. So its dat part of it that makes it really funny to me.

nnenneigbo:
monshe, okwa ya mere m ji ekwu maka gi ututu, ehihie na abali. e neediri m massage na ahu m niile.

hahahahahahaahahaaaaa. I hear u

nnenneigbo:
ikomi, i bidogokwa ikwu maka ego, always demonizing the mother inlaw, na wah.

Its just funny, am not making things up, this is really true.

monshege:
oh it makes sense then. his good looks aint doing nada for the mama, na his pocket the woman is looking at

U need to see the guy am sure he must have laughed his head off after leaving the house, he is one of the guys I used to hang out with back in Naija. It was so funny when he was telling me the story this evening.

nnenneigbo:
ndewonu oooo
this people at work choro iji oru gbuo mu, mana chukwu ama nkwe

Good evening.

monshege:
hahaha wall gecko huh
does this person resemble wall gecko

Noo Monshee his good looking by my standard, but he thinks the mother-in-law does not like him because he is not financially good as the woman would want.

Wat u think Monshee?. lol. Am still imagining the scenario.

He said he went for an introduction at the girls place just for him to know the family and for them to know him as tradition allows. On getting their the woman brought out food and everything to entertain them. And while they started eating the mother-in-law said he eats like a wall gecko (Nchiki). lol. I could'nt stop laughing when he was telling me the story this evening. Very funny. I thought I should share it. He saw it as all a joke though but the woman was'nt laughing. guess she doesnt like him. lol

One of my guys called me to say his mother in-law called him a wall gecko. lol

This guys will kill me here

Monshee something very funny to me myself just happened.

Monshheeee ur right on time.

Edo dooo. If dat makes sence. Never seen any part of nigeria as loving and humble as the Edos. So again I say doooo.

monshege:
hahahahaa Ikomi yu never cease to amaze me. that was a good one on Ynot' roof. didnt know you had this much sense of humor, kudos!. keep that coming

Monshee I don't blame u if it took u this much time to find out. Even surgeons can not dectect it, by scaning ones brains.

If only they could they would have done a good job at pointing us to the right career from birth. At least they would have told Romero he would be a very good chimney sweeper. Its just that I hope he would still have a job at this present time and age.

Romero good evin. 

I always forget to say Ndi Igbo ekelekwam unu lost in my thoughts. I just hope they dont fine me someday.

monshege:
bia juo m ajuju ahu i dere ka m zaa gi ya, nne nne m, no be so?
Ikomi nwanna, mgbe batara meeting onweghi onye m furu. agam ada unu "ngha" for that.

Hehehehe, this one I woke up today just to see Monshee's telegram, I hope he has good news.

I must branch at his house on my way back from the farm.

Wonders shall never end, I passed Ynot's house this morning, I asked him wat he would be doing for the day, he went "I have to mend my licking roof". Hmmmhmmmm, who in nairaland village does not know that if u take a man 100 miles above the ground, and he looks down he would see Ynot's pot of soup. How can Ynot be economical with the truth about his roof. A roof that has totally caved in, he goes its only licking. Okay "as a man says so shall it be acceptable" as Di anyi Vitastastastraka would say.

Lets just hope he finishes the roof in the next 6 months, but would he wait that long before he comes for Nzuko. I hope not.

Let me get on with my work before the sun comes out.

Well ebe na odigi onye putara 4 nzuko today, ka nnaba, first of all ka'n ru ebe Monshee, le ma onwere any left over.

Monshe Monshe, omepuaka one of nairaland, he will never deny me a bottle of pammy, his only problem is dat he has nothing to drink pammy with, nothing like dried meat. The man that has dried meat lives very far, in the name of romero, I would have branched at Ynots, he also has dried meat but the last group that ate in Ynots house all landed in the hospital saying meat from Ynots house tastes funny.

Hmmmm look look look at Donzman passsing with his family, a man with 13 chidren and a wife, I just hope they dont invade this village one day.

Anyway the whole village knows I love Nnenne wat they dont know is wether Nnenne loves me. I need to go check with Di anyi ohunzo to tell me wat our ancenstors think.

I think I shall keep my thought to myself now.

Ummmmm, this village men and women dont respect the chief anymore, its not there fault its the chiefs fault av always told him to get a better town crier, that town crying I do is not good enough, at least tonight result says it all.

This way leads to my house, let me go in, maybe tommorrow they will all come out. by the will of themselves, ahhhhh, another day is gone.

Owan good nite.

Nnenneigbo good evin oohhhh. How was your day(Dats not how its said in local meetings though) lol

Okwu di nani tata, bu okwu okuko chief that was stolen.