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nnenneigbo:
_{ka m jiri nno nwayo meebata, echefurum na nzuko dee. i can't afford ewu oji oo}


ndi banyi a nokwa ya

Ur wellcome. Nzuko di. And anyone that does not attend would be paying.

Sorry am late though, had to branch at a friends for over night (pammy)

Donzman:
Ask that chief to wire some dollars into my account, ekene adighi enye m nri, ego na dollars bu ebeano!

I understand. U'd need all the money u can get with umu Iri na asato. Thats a lot of mouth to feed.

ghettochyk:
ah ah!! why can't you just welcome me? why ka i n'akoro mmadu niile maka mu i nyu mamiri? i n'acho i mebo m?

In this case the chief is a good man. His taking evryone into consideration. So please attend. lol

Sorry the chief sent me back for missing out some people.  

Jo-z nzuko di tommorrow.

Babyosisi anyi ge w'en nzuko echi.

GC, your wellcome if mmamiri wont make u leave early. lol

gogogom gogogom gogogom gogogom gogogom gogogom. (final beat).

I think I did a good job with the announcement

Gogon gogon gogon, (announcement).

Gogon gogon gogon, a'ge w'en nzuko na thread ahh echi.

Onye na puta gi aga ri ya iwu.

Ezi na ulo Monshee mosuru ibia nzuko a.

Ezi na ulo Ynot ma ndi enyi wanyi Ynot, ndi isi chori ihun unu na nzuko a

Ezi na ulo romero, ga no kwa na nzuko a

Wannne anyi wanyi NneNneIgbo ga puta na nzuko a

Donzman na umuya iri na asato must be out in full force.

Vistastraka the honourable bachelor with 20 concubines ga puta na nzuko a.

Nka wu ihe ha si mu kwu oooo

Gogom gogom gogom gogom (The sound of my announcement bell has changed if u noticed) lol.

Nkwume ra ekwu meeeee

And the people answer: Anyi anu goooooo.

Gogom gogom gogom gogom.

Now where is my NneNne. Ynot if u dont do something we'd put it on u oooooohhhhhhh.

Monshee good evin. lol

Ynot:
Ahhh ikomi is back. ekene diri olisa in the highest.

But bia ooo, kedu k’isi kowe ohaneze obi n’elu like that? Anyi chekwa na ikwuru udo and you come make nnenne cry cry like a baby. Biko, next time mee ka anyi mara ebe i na aga before we begin ask ndi uwe oji to look for you.

Ynot ihunru ebe nnenne kwara akwa. Nne didn't cry. Boy amagi mu na ewenre ndi uwe oji na nairaland, nna nairaland nka ebuka. Am sure a ge w'en kwa army.

Umunnem na Umunnam, Igbo si na onye we iwe uwa aka ya njo, I never got angry, I went out dat is all it is, though that might have fortunately saved me from further insults.

How far would I go wit anger, I would only miss my kinsmen.

Monshe, Ynot, Romero, Vitastraka, Donzman wat would an evening be without u all.

Nne my Nne, I find it extremely hard to insult people so i try to avoid it as much as I can. But we should also learn to accept people as they are, its the law of nature. But dont get up from ur knees until we all agree u should get up.

Ynot wat have I said?

Ynot that does not mean am letting u off or that we've turned friends ur still on the other side. lol

nnenneigbo:
esigbo onukwu ka i bu

romeo:
ONUKWU is fool

Thanks for that then.

nnenneigbo:
onukwu

Translate please?

Fine Romero. Nne mu na chukwu bi. Each time I go down on my kness we communicate. Why go on a long distance to find him? lol

Wat did u do that ur tired.

Yeah. But had no one to tell me much stories. Had to read some myself.

In fact he must have been my great grand father. lol. Love guys like dat.

nnenneigbo:
echem na akwueu oto tubaa nwanyi ime o muo ejima. like u and your twin. i would like twins myself

Ummmm. Is that it. I wish u luck.

But the proverb is crazy. That ancenstor that ever said that first must have a great sence of humour. lol

nnenneigbo:
i'm good u? knackered though, gini ka i mere unya(yesterday

Went out with friends. Just the casual thing.

Av been reading the proverbs section guys. I stumbled on this one. I was wondering how correct it is and could it be scientifically proven.

A si na akwuru oto tuba nwayi ime, o muo onye ara.

LOL thats the craziest thing av read this week.

Hi Nne how are u?

Here is another one for u Ynot. Otu onye anaghi akari umunna ya. There is no way u will kala umunna. If Umunna says my Igbo written is good enough, I wonder where ur opinion comes in.

Av got more coming. lol

Yeah I got it Ynot it goes thus: Egbe belu ugo belu, which is not in doubt, nke si na ibe ya amam be, Ur being mentioned there Ynot.

It is then we would start thinking of wat should be done to nke si na ibe ya aga'e be. Maybe cutting the branch off. lol.

monshege:
Ikomi, Ikomi,Ikomi, ugboro ole ka m kporo gi? kpachara anya gi in bringing to our notice your efficiency or lack thereof in igbo. if you air yourlinens outside, amaghim ihe ozo i choro ka anyi mee.
by the way, is that not supposed to be "olokoro"--just a thot

Monshee owu gi, Ynot and one other lady ( I am not mentioning names) wu ndi choro i chupu mu na this thread by always pointing out my inefficiency which am sure is very wrong. So am not even bringing my linens out not to talk of putting it inside water to be washed. Cos its all clean. . But agagi'm ekpe ka unu chupu na dis thread. Nhapu ala Igbo ke ebe nga gbala. So am here to stay. period. And am sure Ynot does not want that.

Donzman:
Ndo, tata ka m buzo nu maka ndi Olokoro, gwam gwam gwam, gwam maka ndi Olokoro, ha ebi n'okpuru osisi ukpaka?

Can u read a map Donzman?

Donzman:
Olokoro ka obu Orokoro, ha ebi n'ime ala?

Donzman some respect please. No one talks of them like that.

nnenneigbo:
ikomi, please, is not how u speak ok, i lived in umuahia at one point and i understood them, its just your writing, its not a big deal. why are u making it seem like we talk gibberish, when its u that write gibberish. i'm sure your speak is perfect, pure olokoro, proper one lol

And please am appealing to this poster to stop posing as if she knows where I come from. In fact I come from a place called orokolo  . And u don't understand jack of how we speak, Its a newly discovered/found kind of Igbo. Which u all havent heard of. Am sure u don't even know where av mentioned in the first place. Thank you.

Akwa unu agbabala, unu gare chem kam bata. Meetie unu here. Unu gara ma na khaki awu gi leather. Honestly I cant be good in this thing as Monshee. Without adding English. lol.

Otherwise it would take me ages to even write anything. lol

But if u guys think Am leaving this thread cos of my starndard written Igbo u all better think again.

But Ynot I wont let u off for bringing it to notice. Hope to see u in here after Uka tomorrow.

Ynot Ynot Ynot. That name would keep ringing bell in this thread for a while.

LOL, Why did u guys close early now. Was hoping to meet u all.

Ok see u guys.

And look Ynot for ur information u'd be picked on everyday on this thread. lol.

Umunnem na Umunnam kam putu a putu. I hope that is right, hope to see u all when I get back.  

Ynot its all a joke just letting u know where my gibberish comes from.

Wellcome Vitastraka (What a name)

Romero stay out of trouble.

Nne Nne lol thanks for letting Ynot know we call it Ahihia.

Monsheeee, see u soon. When I must have learnt my igbo properly.

Good night all.

Vitastraka:
Mba kwa! I mere nu bu na Ikomi na ele nnenne anya inhunaya. Anya ihunanya ahu we yie nnenne ezigbo egwu

Vitastraka or wats ur name, I think u should speak to the forum from wat u know. And stop trying to make things up. lol

romeo:
the answer is romeo

Then Romeo we say be careful.

nnenneigbo:
ka o mesie nu, goodnight y'all

Why, are u going out?

All coming together.

So we have Ofia, Ahihia ( As someone said lol), ohia.

In my language the middle one is very correct. lol.

Today I think we should pick on Ynot. lol

monshege:
monshege ignoring nnenne

Monshheeeee mind ur bizness sometimes lol

Its all fun 100% to me. Am just trying to let everyone know where my gibberish is coming from lol