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Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 10:38pm On Aug 21, 2017
skarlett:
Who will join me?
Lolz
U funny sha
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 10:25pm On Aug 21, 2017
repogirl:
No wahala, you are a very good writer with an engaging style of writing.

Don't let your writing end with this contest.
Awwwwwwwwwww am blushing
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Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 10:17pm On Aug 21, 2017
ProFuhrer:
Exactly.
Thanks for your counsel
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 10:11pm On Aug 21, 2017
repogirl:
Yeah, what doesn't appeal to me is the emptiness of the story. I write erotica but it's got to have some depth. A good story has depth.
How can I judge something favourably if I don't think it is good? What kind of judge would I be?

There was no emotion, no feeling, nothing. Just words strung together. Even if you wanted to write this, it could have been done beautifully with the right words.

You watch talent shows and all that, do the judges pick a contestant who in their opinion, didn't do well? Doesn't make sense na.
Well I apologise that I have to disagree with your judgement in the first place.
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 9:39pm On Aug 21, 2017
@repogirl people write about robbery, rape, murder, arson, espionage, drugs etc Its just literature it dont have to appeal to u personally na....
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 9:35pm On Aug 21, 2017
repogirl:
last time I checked, I believe I was the judge. So if his entry doesn't appeal to me, of what use is it?
yes yiu are the judge but what exactly is your criteria for judgement
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 9:34pm On Aug 21, 2017
No, this is not good for the game
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 9:28pm On Aug 21, 2017
No, no, no, I disagree with the point that repogirl raised that my entry might not be fit for the competition, hows that?
It wasnt stated that we were to write on any particular topic or area....
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 8:25pm On Aug 21, 2017
The Long and Short of It....



It went in finally.

Moistly.

In. Out. In. Out....

It was going down....

'Its coming' - he whispered.

' Its too long' she moaned....

Then it erupted!!!




repogirl
divepen1
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 3:58pm On Aug 21, 2017
EmperorLee:
Yes oooh. I believe in illicit and missnande
Thank you, God bless you plenty
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 2:33pm On Aug 18, 2017
Divepen1:
Thanks a lot..


My enemies were onto my phone's case but Godwin...
Really?
Thank God for u
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 10:11am On Aug 18, 2017
sup?
Literature › Re: Down Falls (Short Story 300 words) by illicit(op): 3:21pm On Aug 17, 2017
This story has a sequel.... reply if you will like to read it here
Literature › Re: Poetic Heart by illicit(m): 2:43pm On Aug 17, 2017
kerenjay:
Evajael, crislyn, iamlynn, iamloyalty, Nkysuccess, lilyjoe567, romanticnovels, larabae, leriebloom, chummypinky, bibi, chumzypinky, creeza, nnenna, Jupitre, romanticnovella, swann, skarlett, illicit, missnande, Angelinastto
thanks for the mention
am here now
nice one debbietiyan
Literature › Re: Lilyjoe Wins Nairaland 200-Word Competition by illicit(m): 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2017
Shooting star.
We escaped The Shrine in Femi Kuti's Benz that night Wiz was to get his first and only Headies although we came in a Limo but papparazi accompanies a Limo like egrets tailing cattle, you know. We succesfully ditched them.
We drove around Ikeja a bit to kill time and shake off any tails before we head towards the rendezvouz at Marina where a barger was waiting to take us accross to another Limo according to the original Banky W's detailed arrangement but the legendary Fatai Rolling Dollar and his wife Kel were on the phone hollering that we've got to stop by for a "quickie pre-celebration". Their words.
So we detoured to their place at Allen avenue where Kush, Palmy and Asun were waiting impatiently to be devoured. Merry went round merrily....
Baba Fatai and Kel retired to the other room as we left for the Oriental in their Cherokee and Wiz drunkingly joked about their weird union....
Out of the blue an impossible to miss immobile Sixteen wheeler apparently materialised on the road as we negotiated a bend !!!
Wiz who was reclining in the back seat screamed " Brakeeeee!!!!!!"
Surprisingly the brakes on the Cherokee were shot!!!
We crashed....







In memory of Dagrin (RIP)
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Literature › Re: How To Cope With Stories On Nairaland! by illicit(m): 7:46am On Aug 17, 2017
I feel your pain.
If such writers arent dead, they can continue the story anytime anyway but the fans will be really starved for updates in those trying moments
Some stories just have to be like that because the writer/s just couldnt help it.
Stories dont end actually..... That interlude, that gap is still telling something
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 7:36am On Aug 17, 2017
Kudos to the judges


You doing wonderful jobs but I dont envy u guys tho


Weldone divepen1.

Shoutout to the viewers.

I hope we all had blissful night rests.
Literature › Re: Sugar Son by illicit(op): 6:52am On Aug 17, 2017
Funke sat back and she played some music on her mp3. She put the earpiece in her ears immediately and looked into my eyes for so many minutes, she was determined and we both knew what was cumin next.
Thank God that day I didnt have any laundry to go bring or deliver... Then she casually took her hand to my belt and starts to unbuckle it.
I faked a protest but didnt stop her, Funke likes to hear music from earphones whenever she gives me a head, she also selects a special music according to her mood that she would rock to. It has become her norm, she does rub my cum on her face too anytime we happen to make out at night...
She bought out my stick, it was semi solid and she stroked it affectionately, she had took our ice cream in with her that time she was coughing and ran to get water, she had ignored it since but now she remembered it, she drag my pants to my ankles even as I sat on the table.
She annointed my dick with vanilla then leaned forward and took me in her mouth, something went up and down my spine.
I closed my eyes as she was moving her head sideways, bobbing it up and down rythmically according to the music in her ear as she sucked me.
I suspected she was playing a song that portrays so much violence cos she was really mad at my dick and was spanking the naughty boy.
My dick is long and they say slim people wey no get backside must make up for it in the front, am made up. The whole lenght cant go into her mouth or else she would choke.
So she held the base with her left and squeezes my ball with her right... Occasionaly she would stand up and kiss me and offer me her boobs, she had unbottened her shirt and loosened her bra straps. She rubbed my head, and licked my ears, she would put her hand in my shirt and rub the hair on my chest, hmmmm.
Things were getting out of control but I was determined to stop it, I just played along to pacify her, I knew funke was trying to bribe me back from getting to know Happy.... Happy? Damn.... That gal is beautiful... Omo pupa... i want to Bleep Happy... Well why not today? My dick had dropped in turgidity as my mind wandered like Bolton, I still closed my eyes, my mind wasnt with Funke anymore who was now puzzled and trying to ressucitate my shrinking part.
Are you tired? she asked.
Her voice was unsually loud as she had been wearing a singing earpiece for the past 30 mins. That voice startled me, I opened my eyes, and said not really, but it was just that I want us to do this at home as I wasnt comfortable right there and then.
She 'understood' and we dressed up. I sat on the chair and she sat on my lap as we gisted then we later went into the factory, nobody knew what we did and we had done that a lot of times even had sex, everyone minds their biz but they observe our closeness and ascribed it to our being neighbours and long term friends, Happy was the only suspicious person, and she wasnt wrong, that was the loose end I need to tie before....
I thought of a plan, I gently persuaded Funke to make friends with Happy, not genuine friendship as they differ in age, Funke was 20, older than me (just some months tho) while Happy was aproaching 17, they both knew, and then because of me they had wanted to be rivals or not the best co workers.
Funke thought Happy had the advantage of youth and serious beauty, Happy thought that funkes age and familiarity with me will be her asset, trust gals but I wanted to make them friendly rivals... I told funke to be matured and not be silly either in my absence or presence then I told her I was going to meet a client at Ogba and that I may not return to work as it was 3.30pm already and traffic was building up..... we do close at 5pm. She gave me T fare from petty cash drawer. I went out the backdoor and went home straight ( sometimes I get away from work so I cud get a whole day to myself, Funke was my ally, it was just her and I in the delivery and storage section, that store was meant to be our office but my work is mostly outside so I dnt even have a desk there, I prefer to work from home sometimes since I always carry a phone) she doesnt even know anymore when am truly going out on an assignment or just going, today was such day. I think she believed me, I just want to go tidy my room and get some rest, when I got home I called Happy and asked her what she was up to after work, shd said her boyfriend was suppose to cum pick her but she would let me know whatsup when its time....
I slept.
Literature › Re: Seun Osewa Flash Fiction ( Instructions And Discussion Thread by illicit(m): 8:23pm On Aug 16, 2017
wow congrats to everyone missnande I guess one of us has to move.... looking forward to meet u again
Romance › Re: The Happiness Of Living Alone Summed Up In 37+ Illustrations by illicit(m): 4:32pm On Aug 16, 2017
well..... you cant be alone all d time
inasmusc as I like my company and privacy I dont like eating alone
Literature › Re: Sugar Son by illicit(op): 6:04am On Aug 16, 2017
Hapinness
while funke was treating her self in the store, the other staffs who understood what happened where laughing it off and going about their businesses simultaneously, they knew funke to be so close to me. I also knew funke will never come out again 4rm the store if i dnt go pet her, she was embarrased, she might even cry later, i knew she was jealous of the new gal and the way that one was so bold around me and her... (funke likes to think am her boyfriend cos she visits me at home and we sumtimes make love)
that atmosphere wasnt for me, i dont like my boss or the others suspecting me, so i decide to intervene to my advantage, happy knew i was deep in thoughts when she touched my face, and asked, whats the problem? Or am i intruding? I didnt reply. i just held her hand and kissed it, she blushed, i ask her how long she hasnt seen me and why did she miss me seeing that we barely knew one another, that was exactly how i told her, she blushed a lot.
She said she hasnt seen me since that tuesday, almost 2wks ago and she miss me because i was the first person she ever met here and i made her feel comfortable and at home that day.... She also knew that i was the only other worker permitted in the reception, she was always lonely there and bored stiff, as she wasnt allowed in the factory she reasoned if i happen to be around, i cud always join her there so we can watch telemundo together... She explained and i said to her, no problem i will try and make some time to spend with her when am around, after sometime i asked if she has a boifriend casually and she said yes that he do come around everyday but i just havent met him yet (funke had told me)...
Lunch over, i walked her to her desk, and pecked her cheeks. She got my number and beeped me. After some minutes i told her i was going to see funke and the color drained out of her face but i dnt care, i had to pacify funke, she likes me really and always bring me lunch since i started work, we live on the same street so i knew her before i started working here. Although happy is more endowed and beautiful than funke yet she was my devil and I wouldnt write her off for an angel i barely know.
I left the reception and went to see funke who had locked herself in the store, she had cried and was now sleeping i guessed, as the storekeeper the store was her office and nobody else but me or oga comes thither. I have a key so i opened 4rm outside, She was on her chair, putting her head on the table as she slept, if she wasnt she would have ordered me out silently with her eyes now or resumed crying, i went and sat on the table and i raised her head and put it on my laps, she came awake now and looked up to me then she resumed crying silently, i pet her, and told her a lot of sweet nothings while i massage her neck and spine. We were like that for a while and she seem to be relaxed now, my dick was rising in pants directly below her chin, momentarily it grew into a bulge and caught her attention, she told me to stop, then stood up to increase the ceiling fans velocity, she drew down the window blinds and came back to her seat. She drew my face down to hers, to kiss.
I knew she was on her period so i tried applying brakes, she knew what was happening too so she stopped and sat back...
Literature › Re: Sugar Son by illicit(op): 5:57am On Aug 16, 2017
For pearl hapi
I wasnt around on monday when my boss interviewed her i went to deliver some laundry at ikeja but she had resumed working on tuesday and she was the first other worker i met on duty at 7.50am (i do come later than that to work but i came that early because my boss was around) she was bright skinned, wearing a not so perfect make up or maybe she used cheap or improvised materials... Her hair was made in the latest style, it has braids and covering her ears so that i cant see her earrings, she has a pointing nose and slightly pouted lips, she wasnt professionally dressed as far as i can see was just her head shoulders and a bit of of her well rounded bosoms as she leaned to write on her new desk, she was taking inventories from what i can see, she looked up and weighed me up and down with her eyes pausing briefly at my mid region, a bit down my abdomen, she looked up and caught my eye , smiled and said good morning sir.
I said thanks, and you are very welcome here, i turned and went into the factory. I made sure we never talked after that, i work mostly outside the office and anytime ihappen to come around i would always use the backside factory door, a receptionist isnt expected to be in the factory area without a cogent reason. The other workers would tell me she asks of me, i really appeared not to care. She must have discovered my backdoor trick (my boss had travelled back to ibadan , he is a lawyer and has an office there as well) for one day during lunch while i happen to be there in the factory she opened the door and walked in, she appeared to be prepared to catch me today looking from the way she dressed seductively and i suspected her lips were freshy painted, the girl was really beautiful and i know she must have been having sex, her age wasnt a problem to me, she will soon be 17, i had asked her age the day she came for the job, i was like 20 no big deal, when i was 16 i f.ucked a lot of 16 year old gals too, every age respectively since i started at 14, i was asessing her from where i sat and then she saw me where i sat with another worker funke who had bought me pie and ice creams and we were sharing it. Happiness came to me and said hey where have you been? Are you always that busy? Wow your work is really demanding, i came here and they say you go to different places..... Inside me and maybe inside funke too, i was like (Eeeeeh which time we sabi? Egbami ke!)
i just smiled and funke coughed, initially she had intended to fake it to jest happy but it took a diffent dimension and she had to stand up in a haste and ran to the store to get water, happy giggled and she took funkes seat, while i just sat there and looking at the turning of events.... Happy touched my face
Literature › Re: Sugar Son by illicit(op): 5:55am On Aug 16, 2017
UPDATE
Another Story
Enjoy



our old receptionist was a fat bottomed final year undergraduate at unilag, ASUU was on one of those strikes then but ASUU called up the strike as soon as i resumed working at k.klots. I was 2wks old there one monday when happy was passing by and decidded to check out the "VACANCY, RECEPTIONIST WANTED, APPLY WITGHIN sign my boss had had me hanged on the outside door... She just dropped out of sch at at ss2... i was the one she met at the reception (when i started working i doubled as d receptionist too as d former receptionist just left, i was the most educated staff)
tho she impressed me physically, imagine a 16 yr old tonto dike but wit bigger yansh plus am a fool for pouting lips like that of angelina jolie (those lips like a fish's is meant for kissing and bj , i like kissing and bj and this gal caused commotions in my pants but i still managed to keep it official, i didnt look interested in her as i querie her, took down her name n number, she is a real fresh beauty and i plan to get my piece either my boss employ her or not but i musnt hurry. I kept calm with a straight face as she bade me bye and left, i called my boss (he stays in ibadan and works in lagos) that i had seen a gud gal and he shd cum interview her on monday.
Literature › Re: Lilyjoe Wins Nairaland 200-Word Competition by illicit(m): 11:52am On Aug 15, 2017
OneManLegion:
LMAO! I gallant sir. I still dey school sef. Project wan wound me for here. You nko?
Abeg, make we nor derail thread.
for real?
am still tied with project too
Literature › Re: Apply For 9mobile Prize For Literature 2018 by illicit(m): 6:36am On Aug 15, 2017
How do you apply for the short story one
Literature › Re: Down Falls (Short Story 300 words) by illicit(op):
Anger and pride
Two things that can reduce or detroy a man in a jiffy
Literature › Re: Watchman by illicit(op): 6:10am On Aug 15, 2017
views views views
Literature › Re: Aja 2 (story Of The Dogs) #nlwriters by illicit(op): 6:09am On Aug 15, 2017
hmmmm reminiscing....
Literature › Re: I Write What I Like by illicit(op): 6:07am On Aug 15, 2017
Do you like it?
Literature › Re: Down Falls (Short Story 300 words) by illicit(op): 5:42am On Aug 15, 2017
This story tho....

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