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Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 10:17pm On Dec 14, 2012
No, not yet but about to, (am so sad abt ur unavailability status)
Are u happy?
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Are All The Old Timers?????????!!!!!! by illicit(m): 10:13pm On Dec 14, 2012
K
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 10:10pm On Dec 14, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]That's for me to know and for you to find out.

Are you always this inquisitive? undecided[/quote]Yes especially wen am interested in someone oe something.
Tell me r u available?
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Are All The Old Timers?????????!!!!!! by illicit(m): 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Really?

How come? sad sad

Anyway illicit - pop over 'n vote for freedom of expression. Oya, come show your support o! cheesy cheesy[/quote]Where d ballot at?
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 10:04pm On Dec 14, 2012
Yes cos ur identity is dubious am sorry to say o,
Ok let me confirm
Are u married?
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Are All The Old Timers?????????!!!!!! by illicit(m): 8:19pm On Dec 14, 2012
Some old timers now use new handles.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 8:14pm On Dec 14, 2012
No, efe no I don't knw r village,
Are u actually a female?
Romance › Re: How Do You Like To Be Kissed? by illicit(m): 7:19pm On Dec 13, 2012
Tongue licking, la.bia kissing,nipple licking, I kiss any part of my gals body
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 7:06pm On Dec 13, 2012
Thanks buh no
Do u knw her village?
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 8:41am On Dec 13, 2012
No, baby no obviously he aint!
Ebony dear r u travellin dis xmas?
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 8:45pm On Dec 12, 2012
No, u fit hang ursef sha o, tell me do u always poke nose like dis? Are u a peepin tom? Are u a Viewer?? And lastly r u a learner?
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 7:09am On Dec 12, 2012
Yes wat do u tink, my brain is ok?
But u seem to have issiues wit me. Let me ask u dis questions.
1. Is ur Hε̲̣̣̣̥a̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥t♡̬ working?
2. Are u single?
3. Can we hang out? Thanks
Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by illicit(m): 7:06am On Dec 12, 2012
ayomemphis: Heard a lot of people talking about the 13th of december which is today hope their predictions are right e portal jamb site i will pay you more than a visit today
Broda ur calender is somehw jumping, today is nt 13 dats tomorow, today is 12/12/12. A special day at dat. BTW wats new?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Motorway Built Around House Because Residents Refuse To Move by illicit(m): 7:01am On Dec 12, 2012
The last I heard, allover the world suicide is a criminal offence, dis people shd be arrested and prosecuted, what's in a building, dey have 2 heads? The other people wey take compesation and vamoose no knw wetin good for dem? Even american govt can't take dis, the CIA will find a way to tamper with their food, therefore their life, their c of o, and lastly their will.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by illicit(m): 12:01am On Dec 12, 2012
No cos am not jackie chan or wateva
Pretty, u don't like me do you?
Food › Re: Celebrity Portrait Made From 5000 Sweets That Taste As Good As They Look by illicit(m): 11:55pm On Dec 11, 2012
Oh dats really sweet!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Motorway Built Around House Because Residents Refuse To Move by illicit(m): 11:50pm On Dec 11, 2012
Verily verily I can see a trailer running into dat structure and dat will be end of the elderly stupid couple.
Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by illicit(m): 9:03pm On Dec 11, 2012
Why is this sch so slow like dis? I wonder hw dey teach sef
Politics › Re: ACN, ANPP, CPC To Form New Party In 2013 by illicit(m): 8:12pm On Dec 10, 2012
Are dey goin to have an ideology, cos dey all lack somtin like dat nw, or dey just want to be in power? Nigerias politics is shit
Music/Radio › Re: Drop Ur Original PUNCHLINES Here! by illicit(op):
They say just wait
Ur time is coming
How come?
Time doesn't have intimacy
How come its coming?
Politics › Re: How and Why Gowon Ceded Bakassi To Cameroon!! by illicit(m): 1:42am On Dec 03, 2012
Sealeddeal: ...when Igbo control 75percent of a government and still struck that same government,it means that they loved the nation more than the jobs they occupy.what you should know is that;the remaining 25percent comprise the main decision makers and as such,any coup must affect them.i mean,the leaders of the government.if they had failed to kill or capture Tafawa Balewa,how can the coup suceed? If they had failed to kill/capture Ahmadu bello,how can the coup survive? If the coup has left out Samuel Ladoke Akintola,how can the coup plotters explain their reasons for the coup? One thing Nigeria should know is that,the coup of 1966 was nationalist coup and was celebrated in north more than in east.the people that were made to kill or capture include the igbos like Lt.col Emeka Ojukwu(the same person that foiled the coup-an igbo),Maj.Gen Aguiyi Ironsi(an Igbo man,who escaped and organised soldiers that obstructed the coup too).those people that were killed in the coup are the main people.its just like someone from Middle belt to stage a coup and kill GEJ and David mark.killing David mark is not pertinent.the people that should be killed are the people who are the reason behind the coup and the people who are necessary to be killed to achieve the coup.
So u mean 75 people are d leaders and rest 25 r actually controllin dem, if dats d case den d 75percent shd be killed for occupyin space and incapable of controllin so small a number of dissidents, I still don't see hw ibo men were nt corrupt too and deserve to be killed too, forget ojukwu and ironsi, wat abt okpara and azikwe are dey not corrupt too? D northerners who rejoice den couldn't reason it in time, by d time dey figured it out u av ursefs to blame for it.
Politics › Re: How and Why Gowon Ceded Bakassi To Cameroon!! by illicit(m): 3:33pm On Dec 02, 2012
If ibos are 75percent into d same administration dat needs revolution, so who is foolin who? Why kill other tribes den?
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by illicit(m): 3:00pm On Dec 02, 2012
Na wa for u o, u wan kill me wit laff?
Fashion › Re: Which Of These Social Media Sneakers Do You Prefer? by illicit(m): 2:38pm On Dec 02, 2012
Fbk and yahoo looks so cool and matured, stuffs dat even professional adults can wear, but dat google n mozilla looks weird like wat u will wear on halloween
Jokes Etc › Re: 'smart' Bin! :P by illicit(m): 7:56am On Dec 02, 2012
toygod2: .......... grin grin grin eranko

and dis is my verdict.....

JOKE SCORES 8/10. V.Good
Who is dis cow?
Jokes Etc › Re: 'smart' Bin! :P by illicit(m): 7:55am On Dec 02, 2012
toygod2: .......... grin grin grin eranko

and dis is my verdict.....

JOKE SCORES 8/10. V.Good
Who is dis cow?
Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by illicit(m): 7:43am On Dec 02, 2012
Pls teaser or anybody, if ur scores in post utme aint enuf for ur chosen course cutoff bothways but still higher dan some other courses cut off, will oau give u anoda course?
Food › Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by illicit(m): 1:14pm On Nov 20, 2012
Memphis357: Can't seem to understand these gay muthafuckaz these days.....*smh*
Wrong bro, am straight, sorry to hav mixed words I was talkin about a gal, no homo!
Jokes Etc › Re: 'smart' Bin! :P by illicit(m): 1:02pm On Nov 20, 2012
Booqee I want u to get on top of me and disgrace my family one of dis days!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Christainity Spreading/winning More Souls/ Declining Or Just Redundant? by illicit(op): 6:54pm On Nov 19, 2012
[quote author=Atheist:-D]I dont think we have much choice. There will always be a religion. What would be preferrable is a religion that does not enslave, is hard to corrupt, and brings out the best in ppl... aka a non-abrahamic faiths[/quote]Ryt bro but I don't think I need any religion to knw wats good from bad, many bad things were done by d biblical believers and nowadays believers chose to ignore it... I don't believe in anytin dat can't be seen or proved beyond doubt, I believe in my fellow human beings who can either do good or bad, what we need is consciousness
Food › Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by illicit(m): 11:16pm On Nov 18, 2012
^ na wa for u o, u use teeth shave her punny?
@booqee wat is vitamin p? Hw does it work
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Christainity Spreading/winning More Souls/ Declining Or Just Redundant? by illicit(op): 11:09pm On Nov 18, 2012
[quote author=Duke_Nija]What sort of foolish thread is this??
Christianity declining?
Are you freaking out of your mind?

Your questions to yourself Shhould be 'Do I know God, Does he know me?'
'Are the people around me Christians?'
'Do I believe in Jesus'?
Bro appearance can be deceptive, having churches everywhere is not the issue, let's look inside are dey getting better or are they losing focus?

Christianity has reached heights like never before.[/quote]

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