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Travel › Re: I Will Sincerely Advice That You Be Careful Before Lodging In Hotels !!! by illicit(m): 3:36pm On Mar 31, 2022
PointZerom:
I always go with my bedspread, I don't eat within the hotel, sometimes I use to spray my bedspread on the floor and sleep.
A skeleton recently slapped a friend from mirror hung in the hotel room around 01:am.
shocked

U can lie o
Politics › Re: COVID-19, Russia-Ukraine War Stalled Ajaokuta Steel Project, Says FG by illicit(m): 3:24pm On Mar 31, 2022
Fools
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 3:22pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
Iwanna show you my buddies°°°ours dogs swimming°°° sassy can swim but icant such a shame cry

Just switched device InshAllah it works
Oya now
Romance › Re: What Is/are The Craziest Thing You Have Done Out Of Hunger? by illicit(m): 2:35pm On Mar 31, 2022
Hungerbad RIP

I ate an enemies dish
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:33pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
Did you hitme with a song? I'd download


Truly you guys are Yoruba demons




If ilog in on another device will ibe able to upload pictures ?
Yes, nice song

U can upload pictures, what pictures?
Family › Re: Where Can I Do Money Ritual! Please Help by illicit(m): 2:15pm On Mar 31, 2022
Bring 50k and ur head

Idiot
Romance › Re: My Experience Smoking Pills... by illicit(m): 2:14pm On Mar 31, 2022
U obviously don't know what ur doing

undecided lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced By A Lady? by illicit(m): 2:13pm On Mar 31, 2022
Yeah sure

In my church
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
ba da lafiya cheesy once you enter you get pinned forever.. Is FOREVER a risk you wanna take?
Yeah

Gyakie forever
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:11pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
Safe with you? Do have a camo on you? Or an access to camos?

Nah iam not safe with you tongue
Who camo help

I got street cred

Been around camos all my life tho
Romance › Re: Ladies Can Be Simps Too by illicit(m): 2:09pm On Mar 31, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
cheesy
Nope I was referring to the other little boy.. undecided
wink

I will leave u to him
Or I leave him to u

Do with him as u please wink cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies Can Be Simps Too by illicit(m): 2:06pm On Mar 31, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You mean they are with you..those boys you just mentioned? shocked grin
I am not a boy

I am a gentleman, young one at that
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:05pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
Your barracks? Identify your battalion?

In life we all wanna progress best you don't get stuck in the middle tongue
Mouka foam battalion wink

Yeah from the middle I progress to the inner temple

Voila
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:03pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
No way

Too many unused skulls_talents_ in the grave and mine won't be among em
U are safe with me

I am good people
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
You wanna ENTER me with you outdated KEYBOARD undecided

Kefas na Sojo.. You wanna get drilled ba? I'd have him pick you up like a fallen woods

But as idont have front and back where you want enter now?
Outdated or not, a date is a date

I may never meet kefas cos I don't double date

Only person getting drilled is u if u enter my barracks wink

If I can't go front or back, I guess I will get stuck in the middle

It's always sweet in the middle wink tongue
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:42pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
True that! But you are in a better home away from home


Lota difference between house and home.. Your Western side is house
Lol

I will take u there one day if u don't mind
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Receives The Olu Of Warri, Ogiame Atuwatse (Photos) by illicit(m): 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2022
77up:
Is not about pay but honor . They are proud of carrying that award, I heard it's a lineage assignment, he will be greatful passing it down to his child.

Olu of Worri is not a small king!
Those were actually bodyguards with sharp Swords in history

Now it's ceremonial

A stupid job for a modern grown man, he can't even do anything with that thing other than carry it

Same goes for other Kings

But Hausa fulani dongaris still carry actual swords, seen them in Ilorin
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:38pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
Ilove the way you play with double entendre smiley


Sha don't enter the market.. Just run your craze in the front cheesy cuz you cross border no coming back°°°what kefas keeps telling me°°°
As I dey now

Only place I want to enter is u

Front, back

Front and back

Tell kefas not to border, u are safe with me
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:33pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
I'd drop your drugs at that pharmacist at nnpc at kubwa


Where in kubwa you dey? Give me a landmark ihave roamed there so much not to know anywhere around that ends
Bring it today?
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:31pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
For serious now... Your ends at BROWNIES and kubwa which do you prefer... Good road.. Constant power supply... Less tussle! Abuja is truly the centre of peace and tranquility forget what hit front page iknow it is all propaganda
No place like home

I am here for the money like the senators
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Receives The Olu Of Warri, Ogiame Atuwatse (Photos) by illicit(m):
That guy carrying fake sword

How much be him payhuh
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:27pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
I'd drop your drugs at that pharmacist at nnpc at kubwa


Where in kubwa you dey? Give me a landmark ihave roamed there so much not to know anywhere around that ends
Village market
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:25pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
Cum Mon tu ta pe°°°pardon my French°°°


Yaro like you na mouth una get... You can't compare what you got with my Northerner guys got in between their thighs

If icome back to this life na north over and over again tongue
I know u like it North

But e go comot for ur mouth wen I move down south like a trailer

wink tongue
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:19pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
cheesy cheesy

You are sick.. You haven't seen infrastructures that are just blueprints! Paper works.. Enjoy your Fulani wife. A secret bout Fulani ladies they love a fellow with charisma
Yeah I am sick

Only u got my drugs wink

Forget the fulani I no want beef tongue
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:12pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
Never disputed the fact you got a gun.. But am sure you gonna be shooting blanks cheesy

No matter how hard you are icant cum! Love my babies

°°°°god NL allow me upload this babies of mine°°°
Cum first, so when u cum once

I am sure u will cum again

And again

wink
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:09pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
No front no back? Iam a skeptical structure
It is the u in u

Not the infrastructure
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 12:53pm On Mar 31, 2022
Zonefree:
Noted boss.

Cc;
Candid.lady
tongue
Politics › Re: Reports Say Facebook Paid Firm To Defame Rival, Tiktok by illicit(m): 12:52pm On Mar 31, 2022
Their business
Sports › Re: FIFA Bans MKO Abiola Stadium, Abuja From Hosting Int’l Matches by illicit(m): 12:50pm On Mar 31, 2022
shocked

grin

tongue

undecided
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 12:48pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
You just hate the fact that you love me tongue better comot for sun enter my shade tongue

Illicit already got someone at kubwa. A pretty Fulani girl he has thrown my wristwatch away he doesn't have my time again
No time for any fulani gal

I still got ur wristwatch cos u are my spec wink cool
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 12:45pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:
What? shocked idont trust this your Mr nice guy thingy!!
Anyways iam fine
You better shoot your shot now that iam not wearing bulletproof cheesy
Don't get it twisted I ain't gon be nice with u

My gun is already cocked

Cum get shot

wink
Crime › Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 12:43pm On Mar 31, 2022
Zonefree:
You're justified not to trust my Mr nice guy thingy. I even hate to be nice to you considering how uncouth and unruly you are.

I got bullets to shoot but Mr illicit warned me to stay clear wink
Stay away from us

Or u gon shoot urself in the foot nigga cool

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