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Christianity Etc › Re: Biblical Tea! What's Something You Would Tweet During The Biblical Times? by illicit(m): 4:02pm On Mar 30, 2022
Friend: hey u heard Baalams donkey was talkinghuh

Me: No, u, Balaam and d donkey must have ate that same grass(Marijuana) yonder


grin


Moses saw a burning Bush and heard a voice coming from it

I guess Moses inhaled second hand Marijuana smoke for the first time grin
Family › Re: My 83-Year-old Father Is Getting Married To A 60-Year-Old Lady by illicit(m): 3:18pm On Mar 30, 2022
Yes
Celebrities › Re: World Cup: I Am Proud Of Ghana - Paul Okoye by illicit(m): 3:06pm On Mar 30, 2022
Their babes hardly bleach too and they get big bumbums tongue wink
Politics › Re: Nigeria Owes Jonathan An Apology – Reno Omokri by illicit(m): 3:04pm On Mar 30, 2022
Rhino

Eat more grass, it helps ur brain heal
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by illicit(m): 3:02pm On Mar 30, 2022
gr8femfred:
good day Team ,

please how can fed Rep member help to get a Fed job ? member of commitee of insurance

thanks
give me the reps number, I will ask him
Romance › Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You Have Done Sexually? by illicit(m): 3:00pm On Mar 30, 2022
Beebah2000:
Yeah, kind of. grin grin
tongue grin
Crime › Re: Esther Isaac Asuquo Found Dead In Agete Hotel Abuja (Graphic Photos) by illicit(m): 2:59pm On Mar 30, 2022
All these tinder gals self shocked
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe Withdraws From Presidential Race, Declares Support For Peter Obi by illicit(m): 2:58pm On Mar 30, 2022
Go take care of ur gay son baba

Nigerians are fine
Crime › Re: Court To Adedoyin, Others: You Have To Answer For Timothy Adegoke's Murder by illicit(m): 2:55pm On Mar 30, 2022
Yes now

Cc packagerz
Politics › Re: Hunger has become normal In Nigeria, others –AfDB President by illicit(m): 2:50pm On Mar 30, 2022
Yes now

I eat two times a day now
Romance › Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You Have Done Sexually? by illicit(m): 2:47pm On Mar 30, 2022
Beebah2000:
if na u wan insert your finger for her pússy, she no go stop you. undecided
You for leave her na, make you know how the thing dey feel like. cheesy
No o
Na so nonsense dey start u know
Romance › Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You Have Done Sexually? by illicit(m): 2:38pm On Mar 30, 2022
Beebah2000:
hahahaha!! Wow!! cheesy shocked shocked
I enjoyed it but I made her stop when she wanted to insert her finger shocked
Romance › Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You Have Done Sexually? by illicit(m): 2:29pm On Mar 30, 2022
I let a girl lick my anus
Sports › Re: Africa And Fetish Practice In Football. by illicit(m): 2:25pm On Mar 30, 2022
E concern uhuh
Health › Re: A Guy Collapsed After Donating BLOOD in my Clinic by illicit(m): 2:24pm On Mar 30, 2022
Lol
Politics › Re: The President We Never Had by illicit(m): 2:23pm On Mar 30, 2022
RIP MKO
Romance › Re: What Tribe Will You Never Marry From by illicit(m): 2:19pm On Mar 30, 2022
Any tribe/village that actually eats people is a no no no no for me

shocked
Crime › Re: Names Of Some Passengers Of The Kaduna-abuja Train That Was Attacked by illicit(m): 2:17pm On Mar 30, 2022
This is very insensitive

shocked
Crime › Re: Liberian Man Killed His Wife After She Caught Him Molesting Her Daughter (Pix) by illicit(m): 1:46pm On Mar 30, 2022
shocked
Romance › Re: See The Photo Of A Man With A Heavy Backside! by illicit(m): 1:45pm On Mar 30, 2022
What makes him effeminatehuh
Politics › Re: Train Attack: I Hid Under A Seat, Saw Them Taking Away Many Passengers ― Survivo by illicit(m): 1:44pm On Mar 30, 2022
shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by illicit(m): 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2022
My student a girl once asked me in my office for the meaning of "orgasm"

I refused to provide an answer
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Business Owners, Whats Your Experience With Bad Staff by illicit(m): 1:35pm On Mar 30, 2022
The best private school teacher will have nothing to show for it undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is It That Nigerians Don't Like Paying For Services. by illicit(m): 1:33pm On Mar 30, 2022
What of parents that refuse to pay school feeshuh
Education › Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by illicit(m): 1:27pm On Mar 30, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


There was this hansome neat young lecturer back then . Man was so intelligent, and I love him so much, that no man matters again except him and I do all I could to be noticed by him but to no avail, it was really frustrating.

Anytime I want to masturbate, I fantasized about him making love to me, and it was heavenly when I fantasized about him.

My ugly experience was, till I leave school this man never for once say hi to me, nor observed that I was giving him all the green light in the world. Till date, it's very painful that I didn't have a taste of that man's dick.
That was me

U had Body odour, that's why
Crime › Re: Man Killed At IBD Hotel Junction Ilaro, Ogun State (Disturbing Photos) by illicit(m): 1:24pm On Mar 30, 2022
kingscare1:
Never make fun of the dead.

RIP Young Man.
Dead different from dead oga

This one na useless dead
Travel › Re: Nairalander Meets Only Surviving Twin Saved By Mary Slessor Over 100 Years Ago by illicit(m): 12:48pm On Mar 30, 2022
ednut1:
we should not always believe the white man's version of history. The missionaries were sent not to help us but to help spread Christianity and conduct reconnaissance for their white masters so they could enter us easily. The killing of twins was happening in a single village, not the entire tribe or area as its being painted.
It happened in Yoruba land too
Travel › Re: Nairalander Meets Only Surviving Twin Saved By Mary Slessor Over 100 Years Ago by illicit(m): 12:48pm On Mar 30, 2022
Jeon:
wow

shocked
Wow wow
Education › Re: Historic Pictures From World Wars ( Gorelovers) by illicit(m):
There will always be war because there has always been wars

Even in heaven there was war and there is still war

It's part of our existence
Crime › Re: Body Of Missing 24-year-old Man Found In Uncompleted Building In Delta (Graphic) by illicit(m): 8:27pm On Mar 29, 2022
shocked
Politics › Re: Lady Shot By Terrorists Who Attacked Abuja-kaduna Train Dies(photos) by illicit(m): 8:27pm On Mar 29, 2022
gambia:
See who dey talk, you better go and collect 30k stipend, ode.
I go collect am

If na isiewu I go use am chop

Dem dey reject moneyhuh

Mumuni

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