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Politics / Re: Official Suspension Letter Of Immigration Boss by illiterati: 8:34am On Aug 22, 2015
How do these documents leak?
Education / Re: Bomb Blast At UNIJOS Main Campus. by illiterati: 8:17pm On Feb 26, 2015
Its well with Nigeria
Foreign Affairs / Argentine President Discharged From Hospital After Surgery. by illiterati: 9:30pm On Oct 13, 2013
Argentine President Cristina Fernandez was discharged from hospital on Sunday after successful surgery last week to remove blood from the surface of her brain, but cannot yet resume public duties, the government said.

Source: www.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE99C08A20131013?irpc=932
TV/Movies / Re: Nkem Owoh And Funke Akindele In Primary School Uniforms For Movie Role by illiterati: 4:09pm On Sep 30, 2013
It's obviously a comedy, so what's your beef with adult actors playing kid roles?
Besides, long before most of you were born the 'school children' were actually much older than presentday undergraduates.
And most importantly, they're making clean cash, you're here hating. You never see who go borrow you sugar for your evening garri today.
mtscheeeew!

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Politics / North Korea Issues Nuclear War Warning by illiterati: 8:08pm On Apr 04, 2013
The North Korean army has warned the US that its military has been cleared to wage an attack using "smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear "weapons." The moment of explosion is approaching fast," the military said, warning that war could break out "today or tomorrow".
The statement, carried by the Korean Central News Agency early on Thursday, said troops had been authorised to counter US aggression with "powerful practical military counteractions".
The warning, the latest in a series of escalating threats against the US and South Korea, came after the Pentagon said it would deploy a missile defence system to the US Pacific territory of Guam to strengthen the region's protections against a possible attack.Meanwhile, a  South Korean news agency reported that the North had moved a mid-range missile to its eastern coast.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2013/04/20134415354828652.html
Literature / Punctuate Correctly by illiterati: 9:38pm On Mar 28, 2013
Punctuate correctly: "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Harvey Snatched My Husband, Took His Money & Rendered Him Useless – Ifeom by illiterati: 10:36am On Feb 19, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Goldie Harvey Snatched My Husband, Took His Money & Rendered Him Useless by illiterati: 10:03am On Feb 19, 2013
Celebrities / Goldie Harvey Snatched My Husband, Took His Money & Rendered Him Useless by illiterati: 10:02am On Feb 19, 2013
Days after the painful death of Nigerian singer Goldie Susan Harvey, a woman has come out accusing the singer of snatching her husband and allegedly rendering him useless after she took all his money. According to Ifeoma Harvey who is the former wife of Andrew Harvey, the late singer eloped with the wealthy man to Nigeria where she secretly married him
in 2005. Since then, Ifeoma said Goldie Harvey has rendered the man penny-less and lying sick on the hospital bed in Malaysia. Read Ifeoma Harvey's shocking revelation through her best friend Bimbo Alakija below: Very soon u will hear from d woman Goldie snatched her husband from, Ifeoma Harvey. Search for her on facebook and ask her what transpired between her husband Andrew Harvey and Goldie who used to be Ifeoma's best friend! What goes around comes around. When she eloped to Nigeria with her best friend's husband and got married to him secretly, she never knew that one day death will come calling. She rendered that man useless, took all his money and right now Andrew Harvey is lying in d hospital in Malaysia. She went to Malaysia to visit d sick man before going to USA and came back to meet her mysterious death. Goldie is a liar, pretender and desperado. She wants to get money and fame at all cost forced her trashy music down our throat, went to BBA and messed up with Prezzo married woman indeed! Why is Andrew posting their so-called marriage pics now?
Maybe d charm she used has cleared from his eyes! He should shut da h*ll up and pray for quick recovery from his sick bed in Malaysia. After that he can go back to London and beg his wife and two kids for forgiveness!! Ifeoma Harvey will soon talk to d press for d real story on how her misery began from d hands of her ex best friend Goldie! - Bimbo Alakija, Lagos. This is very shocking to read! May her soul rest in perfect peace!
Celebrities / Re: Baby Pics Of Beyonce And Blu Ivy: See The Resemblance by illiterati: 9:41am On Feb 19, 2013
[size=20pt]Seun should change the name of this site to LindaIkejiLand.com at once! Virtually everything on the frontpage here comes from her blog![/size]

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Literature / Re: Common Proverbial Expressions by illiterati: 10:52am On Feb 18, 2013
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Correction: Better the kpomo you know than the meat you don't
Correct:Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t
Wrong:The devil you know is better than the devil you don’t

Correction: Even the devil looks good with photoshop
Correct:The devil makes work for idle hands
Wrong:An idle mind is the devil’s workshop

Correction: It's not over until you win
Correct:It is not over until the fat lady sings
Wrong:It is not over until it is over

Correction: From OBJ to GEJ
Correct:Out of the frying pan into the fire
Wrong:From frying pan to fire

Correction:All that whithers is not old
Correct:All that glitters is not gold
Wrong:Not all that glitters is gold

Correction: Anyone can take a dump in the river, but it takes genius to make it float
Correct:You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink
Wrong:You can only force a horse to the river you can’t force it to drink water

Correction: He who laughs last doesn't get the joke
Correct:He who laughs last laughs longest
Wrong:He who laughs last laughs best

Correction: When in Rome say hi to the Pope
Correct:When in Rome do as the Romans do
Wrong:When you are in Rome you behave like the Romans

Correction: Two dozen eggs don't make a crate
Correct:It is six of one and half a dozen of the other
Wrong:What is the difference between six and half a dozen

Correction: Sometimes you have to go back to move forward
Correct:One step forward two steps back
Wrong:One step forward two steps backward

Correction: A trouble shared is a gossip started
Correct:A trouble shared is a trouble halved
Wrong:A problem shared is a problem solved[/size]

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures of Dino Melaye by illiterati: 10:49am On Feb 18, 2013
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Religion / Re: The Cowardice Of Atheism by illiterati: 9:20am On Feb 18, 2013
[size=18pt]I need no other argument
I need no other plea
IT IS ENOUGH that Jesus died
And that He died for me.[/size]

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Religion / Re: The Cowardice Of Atheism by illiterati: 7:38am On Feb 18, 2013
Agnostics are even better than the so-called atheists. They file for ignorance, much like a big company would file bankruptcy. Atheists are ignorant of their ignorance.

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Celebrities / Re: Breaking News: Messi Gets Arrested For Drugs! by illiterati: 9:24am On Feb 16, 2013
Oya move it to joke section sharperly; then front page. MODS!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Now That Goldie Is Dead, This Is What Gonna Happen In Days To Come by illiterati: 9:19am On Feb 16, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Did Goldie Die From Complications Of Oral Contraceptive Pills? by illiterati: 9:12am On Feb 16, 2013
gree-die:
really
yes o! U can google it sef :O shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Did Goldie Die From Complications Of Oral Contraceptive Pills? by illiterati: 9:27pm On Feb 15, 2013
Deep Vein Thrombosis is a common and well known complication of oral contraceptive pills. It usually leads to the often fatal pulmonary embolism. Could this be how she died?
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Died Of Drugs - P.M News: Could This Be True? by illiterati: 9:23pm On Feb 15, 2013
deep vein thrombosis is a common complication of oral contraceptive pills. DVT usually leads to pulmonary embolism. Isnt it possible this DVT is ths drug complication PM news is referring to?
Phones / Re: ‘iPhone 5S': Photos Of New iPhone Surfaces by illiterati: 5:37pm On Feb 12, 2013
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Sports / Re: Did D'banj Lip-sync At The AFCON Closing Ceremony? by illiterati: 7:44am On Feb 12, 2013
gree-die:


grin grin grin grin grin
wetin dey make u laff?
Sports / Re: Did D'banj Lip-sync At The AFCON Closing Ceremony? by illiterati: 11:09am On Feb 11, 2013
Mods, front page pls.
Sports / Re: Did D'banj Lip-sync At The AFCON Closing Ceremony? by illiterati: 9:52pm On Feb 10, 2013
oluwadare26: How was that suppose to affect you? Its none of ur business if he lip-sync or not...! Or did the organizing committee made a complain? Or D'banj complain he was not paid 4 lip synching?
Amebo, Aproko...find job to do
Who be aproko? Me wen post my own question, or u wen carry ur bend bend leg come here come comment? Anybody force u to comment?
Sports / Re: Did D'banj Lip-sync At The AFCON Closing Ceremony? by illiterati: 6:51pm On Feb 10, 2013
what are ur thoughts people?
Sports / Did D'banj Lip-sync At The AFCON Closing Ceremony? by illiterati: 6:23pm On Feb 10, 2013
I noticed that his lips weren't moving in synchrony with the music, especially when they carried him. Did he follow in Beyonce's steps? Is he also unsure of his voice? Abi too much autotune dey worry am?
Romance / Re: Valentine Gifts You Wont Give To Your Girlfriend by illiterati: 11:22am On Feb 08, 2013
yeye4live: Funny Val Gifts U Don't Dare Give To Ur Girfriend

As for me these are funny gifts you don't dare give to any Nigerian girl except you want her to break up with you,but if she accept it with her whole heart then that girl is a wife material, marry her ooh.

1, A hand fan
2, A rose flower
3, A bathroom slipers (50 naira)
4, A tooth paste
5, A pastor chris tape
6, A rapped Kuli-kuli
7, A mortal/pistle
8, A wall clock

U can plss add more u kno too
You nor even sabi correct English. Who u think say go follo u do valentine?
Na Queen Premier I go buy for u
Crime / Man Admits Murder During Heart Attack, Survives by illiterati: 7:29pm On Nov 06, 2012
The Nashville man, in prison on an
unrelated sentence, made what he
thought was a death bed confession when he suffered a heart attack,
admitting to the murder of Joyce
Goodener on July 5, 1995, according to
WSMV. Washington believed he wouldn't live to
face the consequences. Turns out, he did. Prison guard James Tomlinson relayed
Washington's confession in court. "He kind of got as best as he could,
motioned, and said, 'I have something to
tell you. I have to get something off my
conscience and you need to hear this.' He
said, 'I killed somebody. I beat her to
death,'" Tomlinson told the jury. Washington tried to take back his
statement after he survived the heart
attack, but it was too late. He was found
guilty late last month and now faces a life
sentence, the Global Dispatch reports. Washington's confession puts him
amongst the likes of Geraldine Kelly, Tor Hepso and Henry Alexander , who all confessed to killings on their death beds.
These killers, however, passed on shortly
after clearing their minds.

Source: www.huffingtonpost.com/blackberry/p.html?id=2076932
Nairaland / General / Re: Sleep Position Can Determine Your Personality. by illiterati: 10:14am On Oct 20, 2012
what personality is this?

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Crime / Re: 13yr-Old Girl Narrates Her Ordeal With Ritualist by illiterati: 10:00am On Oct 20, 2012
like your name Emmanuel-la, God is with u.
May God be with us in this country.

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