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PoliticsRe: GEJ Vs Buhari: Whose Body Language Is More Convincing? Reno Omokri Asks by illswift(m): 5:29pm On Feb 01, 2015
Champele:
GEJ till buhari go to open university like his collegue Obasanjo.
GMB till u enrol for evening lessons and learn to spell colleague
RomanceRe: Are You Comfortable With The Opposite Sex Kissing Your Bf/gf On The Cheek? by illswift(m): 11:39am On Jan 31, 2015
LewisO:
Only God knows when u gonna divorce lying, U must be a (MTN Lie-n) undecided
Lie-o-ness perhaps
RomanceRe: Are You Comfortable With The Opposite Sex Kissing Your Bf/gf On The Cheek? by illswift(m): 11:37am On Jan 31, 2015
Unibenstudent:
bet me ,my next topic will be top ten lies of rubey!!!!
Hahahaha mahn come on!
RomanceRe: How Old Is Your Relationship? by illswift(m): 11:27am On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
Where 's my calender grin
Right here!!
PoliticsRe: Delta State And Its Home-Grown Billionaires by illswift(m): 8:56am On Jan 31, 2015
blink182:
You call the owner of Lone star drilling a young chap? I know you are not older than his sons most likely same age with Edirin.
Mahn he said in the 80's. Read well
RomanceRe: Am Obsessed With Tall Guys With Pink Lips by illswift(m): 6:32pm On Jan 29, 2015
ireneony:
I really like tall handsome guys with pink lipshuh
they're my weakest ..

since am not in any relationship now, my next boyfriend must be tall handsome with pink lip.
OK!! The igwe must hear this!!
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Is Your Motive When Visiting Your Boyfriend? by illswift(m): 6:26pm On Jan 29, 2015
@vheMa seriously for most people its choosing who they think is better between GMB and GEJ...the other candidates from other parties? Can't name even one myself so u see its a two horse race..we must nt derail sha..sorry OP
RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Find Ladies With High Cheekbones Attractive? by illswift(m): 9:12am On Jan 29, 2015
Nneka123:
grin grin, yeah! you have no idea what we ladies do on our face tongue
Haha, its beta I remain in the region of "no idea" oo grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Find Ladies With High Cheekbones Attractive? by illswift(m): 12:37am On Jan 28, 2015
Nneka123:
There are so many ways you can get a cheekbone!, highlighting and contouring cheesy

At least you will have a high cheekbone huh
Highlighting and contouring? Shey na map work for geography?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by illswift(m): 12:07am On Jan 28, 2015
Costa in front of liverpool fans after the goal, this guy na character

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by illswift(m): 11:03pm On Jan 27, 2015
YNeme3E:
free d@ tiger thing,, Falcao name na"el tigre" the tiger, u don see am fight?
Falcao own na based on looks, and perhaps what he does with the ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by illswift(m): 10:55pm On Jan 27, 2015
YNeme3E:
WWE: gerrard vs costa,, dis costa like to dey ginger,, make en try am for ramos or pepe side, because na england abi...
U forget where the guy come from? They call him the beast there oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by illswift(m): 10:53pm On Jan 27, 2015
Henderson thank you ooo, we owe u one signed jersey
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by illswift(m): 10:41pm On Jan 27, 2015
justcoolgmt:
lolzzzzz oboy!! Hahahahah
real funny, at least it calmed my nerves for a while
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by illswift(m): 10:34pm On Jan 27, 2015
Match dy on these guys dy dance

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Capital One Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2015 by illswift(m): 10:20pm On Jan 27, 2015
mencade4:
gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll


gerrard!
for those that aint watching the game is this fair bros?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illswift(m): 1:01am On Jan 25, 2015
James is such a good gymnast,little wonder he easily jumped bail
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illswift(m): 12:57am On Jan 25, 2015
Sometimes when u LIFT yourself too high, you neva see your FLAWS (floors)
Lift=elevator
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Bradford: FA Cup (2 - 4) On 24th January 2015 by illswift(m): 5:22pm On Jan 24, 2015
Our patrick bamford don score city ooo
RomanceRe: 10 Things Most Girls Do When Going To Meet Their Boyfriends by illswift(m): 11:53pm On Jan 23, 2015
You forgot to add stopping over at her friends place to spray her perfume. How I know?? She only wears that perf that day, u prolly will never smell it on her ever again!
FamilyRe: My Husband Said I Eat Like A Thief I Need To Prove Him Wrong by illswift(m): 10:54am On Jan 22, 2015
Have u said anything to him regarding this issue? He prolly was just joking buh if u didn't take it lightly you gotta let him know. BTW didn't know thieves had a way of eating.
RomanceRe: 7 Important Health Benefits Of Kissing by illswift(m): 10:44am On Jan 22, 2015
djeezy:
hehehe. I'll keep the ministry going.
Abeg if you wan move go permanent site I be building contractor ooo
RomanceRe: Is It Right? by illswift(m): 10:24am On Jan 22, 2015
He should just pay up and let the thing pass, before the lady starts bringing other things up...you never can tell
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Girls Dislike Dating Virgin Guys??? by illswift(m): 10:20am On Jan 22, 2015
Henrybright:
thats true but I just want to know wat you guys got to say especially the females
Hmmm...the general belief is that virgin guys are inexperienced...buh they forget there are some things u don't just teach some guys,we just know it
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Girls Dislike Dating Virgin Guys??? by illswift(m): 10:09am On Jan 22, 2015
U should hand out questionnaires
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Carling Cup (1 - 1) On 20th January 2015 by illswift(m): 10:32pm On Jan 20, 2015
We shld run away with a draw, we will continue this fight another day abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Carling Cup (1 - 1) On 20th January 2015 by illswift(m): 9:43pm On Jan 20, 2015
ameer2:
wait ooo...m I d only one noticing dis dat chelsea didnt had a single shot throughout d first half.
Bros all na tactics ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Carling Cup (1 - 1) On 20th January 2015 by illswift(m): 9:21pm On Jan 20, 2015
susrite:
THIS FABREGAS CAN EVEN ASSIST THE DEVIL!!!
One day u go check livescore see
Scorer; fabregas
Assisted by ; fabregas
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Carling Cup (1 - 1) On 20th January 2015 by illswift(m): 9:16pm On Jan 20, 2015
OkeEsibe:
hahahahah..nat a chelsea fan buh i doubt if yu guys will win d champions league grin cheesy
Ur doubts shall be cleared Insha Allah!

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