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Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 10:10am On Apr 26, 2023
phabulux:
You know I could say Christ came alive when He smelled your mother. But, she smelled too terribly.
nonsense like father like soon fools..
Politics › Re: - by Illuminatiship(m): 9:44am On Apr 26, 2023
Uzodima is a loser an a betrayal but tinubu return certificate nor be your own...
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by Illuminatiship(m): 8:53am On Apr 26, 2023
Kingstanding:
. Your people will never taste that position by God grace. After Bola Tinubu na northerners.
if you go even dey alive to even see may 29.....
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by Illuminatiship(m): 7:49am On Apr 26, 2023
Larryndelaw:
You better stay in line to cheer your president on 29 . Check your BP first
okay.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by Illuminatiship(m): 7:44am On Apr 26, 2023
Jeftliu:
ODE OBITUARY did not win election he suppose to keep quiet because he came far far third position in the last presidential election but he went to court out of desperation even PDP that suppose to be in court are not contributing NUISANCE like OBI and his Obi supporters and ZOMBIDIOTS
na your mama when Be PUTA be ode..
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 7:43am On Apr 26, 2023
phabulux:
Do you know a fact?

Psychiatrists would have gone out of business long time ago if not for 'wackos' like you.

Nah. Keep keeping them in business.


Oloshi! Eleribu!the same place your olosho mother dey? Even in the land of the fools I believe your family will still be slaves, because you're all useless ozwor..


☺Smile!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Slams INEC For Backing Tinubu At Presidential Tribunal by Illuminatiship(m):
Don't mind the useless thief, tinubu return that certificate it belongs to PO...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 2:53pm On Apr 25, 2023
phabulux:
You know I could say Christ came alive when He smelled your mother. But, she smelled too terribly.
product of a leaking condom,why sho I argue with someone who's as useless as a baby diapers?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 9:30am On Apr 25, 2023
phabulux:
Oh, did you mean to say your dead, inconsequential father?
your unfortunate father who's also a mad man and your olosho mother..
Sports › Re: 10 Football Stars Who Suffered Massive Financial Loss In Divorce Settlement by Illuminatiship(m): 9:22pm On Apr 24, 2023
Ok
Properties › Re: ₦500 Million Lagos House Causes A Stir Online by Illuminatiship(m): 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2023
Skiborobo:
If you're a man and you can't buy this please don't come near me
with your papa mud face me I face you house?
Crime › Re: CLO Condemns Siege On Aba Power, Raises Alarm On National Security Implications by Illuminatiship(m): 8:37pm On Apr 24, 2023
Ok
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 4:58pm On Apr 23, 2023
phabulux:
Let's start this way: regard your unworthy father, your stupid mother and tell them that in their most insipid way they begot you.

Now, craziness is your name simplified.

Before you start your nonsense with me, May I advise you?

Go through my previous posts.
you're just as useless as a baby diapers, product of a leaking condom,in the land of the fools your family will still be slaves.like father like son animals...
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Dispels Pregnancy Rumours (Pictures, Videos) by Illuminatiship(m): 9:17am On Apr 23, 2023
Cuppy you husband go still cheat,you nor Sabi package yourself as the big man daughter when you be..
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 10:17pm On Apr 22, 2023
goslowgoslow:
Incoherent comment... Mental problems!
inherited from your father..
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 5:12pm On Apr 22, 2023
goslowgoslow:
NKPI!
awa motor gbaba bi neyen..
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 4:14pm On Apr 22, 2023
goslowgoslow:
AKU DAYA! 😂😂😂😂
wetin pain me uyuki?
Family › Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Illuminatiship(m): 10:26am On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
you're not serious, stupid man. You just come online and start typing nonsense. It's you that is evil not me.
you're evil my dear...
Family › Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Illuminatiship(m): 10:25am On Apr 22, 2023
scrolldown88:
Lol
If your boyfriend has any sense he'll listen to what his dog is trying to tell him and do away with you. Dogs are very perceptive and can smell evil from a mile away.

Infact I think you should do your boyfriend a favor and leave him alone. If you truly love that guy you'll leave him instantly before you ruin his life.

The dog has already sensed this, that's why it keeps doing any and everything within it's power to keep you away from that guy.

My people, don't ever underrate your dog's warning oh. Dogs wey dey see spirits. Hai!!!.

There are true stories of dogs refusing to move inside a hunted house their owners just bought and packed into. Hell! In most cases the dogs keep barking, trying to warn the owner that there's something strange in the house. Sadly they can't talk, so most people don't listen.

You suggesting that your boyfriend should kill the dog even confirms my theory that you're pure evil.
When evil spirits invade an area, some dogs smell them out and start barking aggressively. In most cases these evil spirits kill the dogs so they can carry out their evil in peace. This is the exact move you're suggesting to your boyfriend.
The Classic evil spirit move.

Oh Lord open the eyes of this girl's boyfriend to see and do the right thing.

PS: this is just a joke....

Or is it?
you're the greatest of all time on this nairaland you're good...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 7:33am On Apr 22, 2023
goslowgoslow:
Ode!
ozwor
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 7:33am On Apr 22, 2023
goslowgoslow:
RlP to the whole of your family and your generation unborn!
son a bloody olosho
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 8:59pm On Apr 21, 2023
goslowgoslow:
No in your own grave.
you're a kid return your mummy's phone she needs it..
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2023
goslowgoslow:
No in your own grave.
rip baba.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 4:19pm On Apr 21, 2023
whitekad:
cry well well, e dey sweet us as e dey pain una. Animal.
na your ashawo mama be animal..
Politics › Re: National Assembly Begins Induction For Senators, Members-elect Next Month by Illuminatiship(m): 3:40pm On Apr 21, 2023
diplomat058:
8 years of painful agony of heavy defeat hahaha
for who?
Crime › Re: 5yr Old Christian Boy Beheaded; Sleeping 8yr Old Christian Girl Gunned Down by Illuminatiship(m): 3:39pm On Apr 21, 2023
Vice president go too go do..
Politics › Re: Eid El-fitr: Binani Felicitates With Ummah, Sues For Peace, Patience, Perseveran by Illuminatiship(m): 3:38pm On Apr 21, 2023
Ok
Politics › Re: National Assembly Begins Induction For Senators, Members-elect Next Month by Illuminatiship(m): 3:37pm On Apr 21, 2023
Allardyce:
I hope None of them have dual Nationality like our Guinea Fowl called Tinubu.
tinubu in not our president elect..
Politics › Re: National Assembly Begins Induction For Senators, Members-elect Next Month by Illuminatiship(m): 3:36pm On Apr 21, 2023
buharibanjo:
I never even prepare since I win
for House of mumutatives?
Politics › Re: National Assembly Begins Induction For Senators, Members-elect Next Month by Illuminatiship(m): 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2023
Robbery squad wan finish Nigeria under the watch of tinubu chai...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Illuminatiship(m): 2:06pm On Apr 21, 2023
goslowgoslow:
Exactly what I told you.
in your grave?

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