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PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Monarchs Back Pipeline Surveillance Contract Renewal, Call For Peace by illuminutty: 9:33am On Mar 24, 2025
Criminals!
HealthRe: Man Slumps, Dies Inside Sex Worker Room In FCT Community by illuminutty: 3:07pm On Mar 13, 2025
Detaining the lady for what exactly.

EventsRe: Gym Instructor Buried In Dumbbell-Shaped Casket (Photos, Video) by illuminutty: 7:15pm On Mar 12, 2025
E no pass Ghana
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Will Join The APC – Daniel Bwala by illuminutty: 11:32am On Mar 12, 2025
He once said...

He is currently living this his quote because nobody with a functional brain goes about saying a bunch of gibberish like he has been doing of late.

PoliticsRe: NIMET Warns Of Severe Heat Stress In 12 States by illuminutty: 8:30am On Mar 12, 2025
Heat for Plateau, ADONBILIVIT

PoliticsRe: Why Idris Olorunnimbe’s Appointment Is In The Right Direction - Babajide Fadoju by illuminutty: 4:59pm On Mar 11, 2025
A Yoruba man endorsing the fvckery of another Yoruba man.

BusinessRe: Naira Appreciates To N1,512/$ In The Black Market by illuminutty: 8:46am On Mar 07, 2025
This same Naira in this same Black Market?

Propaganda no Dey ever Taya APC

CelebritiesRe: Dangote Hosts Burna Boy (Photo, Video) by illuminutty: 8:57am On Mar 05, 2025
And he still carry gbana Dey smoke in front of Africa's richest man wey Dey fast.

Just have money in this life.

BusinessRe: Naira Down To N1,510/$ In Parallel Market by illuminutty: 8:23am On Mar 04, 2025
Tinubunomics una

SportsRe: Man City 115 Charges Verdict: 60 Points Deducted, Relegation 'Guarantee' by illuminutty: 1:01pm On Feb 26, 2025
Aaahhhh
HealthRe: The Danger Of Chronic Masturbation by illuminutty: 10:21am On Feb 26, 2025
Lies.

Guys, you better mastrubate until the prick dies and avoid prostate cancer than let konji make prostate kee you at later age.

AgricultureRe: Food Production: Nigeria Receives First Batch Of Farm Implements From Belarus by illuminutty: 7:05pm On Feb 25, 2025
When we are not at war.
PoliticsRe: Babangida Didn’t Torment Tinubu… Osinbajo Got That Wrong, Says Onanuga by illuminutty: 4:22pm On Feb 25, 2025
Why we say that an average Yoruba man is a coward. They will make excuse for any atrocity out of cowardice even if it is against their own flesh and blood.
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by illuminutty: 11:57am On Feb 24, 2025
Bro been scammed! It is not late to fling her away.

PoliticsRe: Justice Azuka: 2 Suspects Involved In The Murder Of Anambra Lawmaker Escape by illuminutty: 8:17am On Feb 19, 2025
Is 100 million naira a joke to you?

Police don collect their own share and did the needful.

Asking a man that earns less than 80k monthly to guard a man that has 100 million that can be easily collected by the policemen is like asking a hungry goat to look after tubers of yam.
CelebritiesRe: Tems Joins San Diego FC Ownership Group As Partner (Pics) by illuminutty: 9:58pm On Feb 12, 2025
While Amaka and Zainab are in Room 306 sucking Yahoo boys prick to buy Brazilian hair for Valentine.

This life no balance.

PoliticsRe: Okpebholo’s Lone Witness Admits To Over-Voting, Confirms Electoral Act Violation by illuminutty: 10:33am On Feb 11, 2025
You people just want to give yourselves unnecessary high BP.

The Master Rigger and his cohorts will never allow justice to prevail over their dead body.

PoliticsRe: Army General, Abubakar Aliyu Jumps From Moving Plane, Makes History by illuminutty: 8:06am On Feb 07, 2025
naijaking1:
They are called paratroopers. You see his parachute?
Why's that even news?
Next, you will announce the first army general to successfully brush his teeth?
Bro, I am beyond shock.
PoliticsRe: Everything Worked Well Under My Leadership – Ex-President Buhari by illuminutty: 1:09pm On Feb 06, 2025
Just negodu this gworo-chewing clown

PhonesRe: Improved Network For 9mobile Users As MTN Deal Nears by illuminutty: 8:24am On Feb 06, 2025
I have thrown away my 9Mpbile card since. Fvcked up Networst. To even receive OTP to complete a transaction will take them 600 years.

RomanceRe: 36-Year-Old Man’s Strict Search for Virgin Wife Sparks Uproar (Photo) by illuminutty: 3:00pm On Feb 03, 2025
Way to Go. Team Virgin. Not that Anambra simp called Kene that is bragging over an OG OS.

CelebritiesRe: Kanye West's Wife, Bianca Censori's 'Nude' Look At Grammys Red Carpet by illuminutty: 11:43am On Feb 03, 2025
Who gave you the audacity to cover the titties nipples and pubic flaps?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Play-off Draw: Man City Face Real Madrid Again! Bayern Meet Celtic by illuminutty: 3:47pm On Jan 31, 2025
OlofofoCorner:
😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Men.....I lost over 800k . Due to that useless Bayern Munich...... Even if they pair Dem with Ikorodu boys . I can never bet on them again ..
No mind the yeye club that finished me with Cut 1.
PoliticsRe: Police Service Commission Approves immediate retirement Of Officers Above 60yrs by illuminutty: 3:26pm On Jan 31, 2025
But their oga that his service age expired last year is getting extra 4 years.

The Bourdillon Emperor has Nigeria where he wants it.

Is Emilokan your mate?

PoliticsRe: IGP Egbetokun's Stay In Office Is Legal - Force PRO To Sowore by illuminutty: 3:18pm On Jan 31, 2025
That PRO wey no get sense?

CrimeRe: Porn Star, Anna Polly, Falls To Death Filming party With Two Men by illuminutty: 3:17pm On Jan 31, 2025
Angel Michael at the Pearly Gate showing her all the people she led astray.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Play-off Draw: Man City Face Real Madrid Again! Bayern Meet Celtic by illuminutty: 2:47pm On Jan 31, 2025
Anything Bayern no concern me again in this life on Sporty, even if them like make them pair them against Akwa United.

FamilyRe: 'Marriage Sweet Die' – Man Brags As Wife Serves Him Meal (Photos) by illuminutty: 10:38am On Jan 31, 2025
IfyfastX:
😁😁😁😁 See how you dey desperately beg make person come help you do mumu boring tribal gbasgbos 😁😁😁😁🤣
Minus crying and wailing Igbo you no get life at all😁😁.
Otu nne gi dia.

FamilyRe: 'Marriage Sweet Die' – Man Brags As Wife Serves Him Meal (Photos) by illuminutty: 4:57pm On Jan 30, 2025
Must be an Igbo man, especially Anambra. Simps always simping.

PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin Writes On Trump Withholding Aid To Nigeria by illuminutty: 3:16pm On Jan 30, 2025
God Bless Donald Jidechukwu Trump.

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