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RomanceRe: Lady Rants As Taxi Driver Offers ₦50k To Take Her Home For Flexing by illuminutty: 11:20am On Sep 04, 2024
Why not collect money instead of going to give it to one Yahoo boy for free or at the risk of being used for ritual?

PoliticsRe: FG Denies Asking NNPCL To Sell Fuel At ₦1000 Per Litre by illuminutty: 12:05pm On Sep 03, 2024
Jagaban bogu..
PoliticsRe: Prepare For Higher Fuel Prices, Oil Marketer - Gilly-Harry Tells Nigerians by illuminutty: 12:04pm On Sep 03, 2024
bentenny:
Who is the substantive minister of petroleum resources?
PoliticsRe: Prepare For Higher Fuel Prices, Oil Marketer - Gilly-Harry Tells Nigerians by illuminutty: 12:01pm On Sep 03, 2024
Jagaban until 2047. On your mandate, Sir grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Ekene Umenwa Welcomes First Child by illuminutty: 11:59am On Sep 03, 2024
Amuluonyenaego:
May u never have any as having a child is nonsense to you.
I have more than enough. You want some, I can dash you.

CelebritiesRe: Rema Gave ₦5 Million To Secondary School Classmate Who Helped Him (Photos) by illuminutty: 11:36am On Sep 03, 2024
AareGaa:
Have you seen a dollar note before?
What does it look like?
You wish.

CelebritiesRe: Rema Gave ₦5 Million To Secondary School Classmate Who Helped Him (Photos) by illuminutty: 11:22am On Sep 03, 2024
Only? That is a miserable 3,000 dollars in Nigeria today.

CelebritiesRe: Ekene Umenwa Welcomes First Child by illuminutty: 11:17am On Sep 03, 2024
Nonsense

PoliticsRe: 2027: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Planning Possible Merger – PDP by illuminutty: 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2024
That will be the end of APC.
RomanceRe: Ghetto Neighbor Had Sex With My Younger Brother by illuminutty: 5:05pm On Aug 30, 2024
Come and take the revenge on me. Can you do to me what she did to your brother?

PoliticsRe: Anambra: Man Arrested For Defiling 7-year-old Neighbour’s Daughter by illuminutty: 5:06pm On Aug 29, 2024
Kee him
PoliticsRe: Commissioner Of Police, Waheed Ayilara Dies Of Prostate Cancer by illuminutty: 11:59am On Aug 29, 2024
May his soulnot RIP
CrimeRe: Lady Patiently Listens To Edo One-Chance Operators Discuss The Sale Of Diamond by illuminutty: 11:23am On Aug 28, 2024
That was how they robbed my friend in the same Benin City. They used something like juju on her and took her to the outskirts of the city. How she got there she still can't explain up till now. The only thing she remembered was boarding a taxi inside town. They took every dime in her account up to the tune of 3.7 million. They moved the money from her account to a bet9ja account. She has gone to her bank severally and the bank said there was nothing they could do. The girl don already dey mad as I dey type this thing. Everything that young girl had worked for at the age of 23 was stolen by this type of criminals. It is sad.

CrimeRe: Paris Police Wary Of New Threat Posed By Nigerian Gangs by illuminutty: 9:08am On Aug 28, 2024
E be things.

TravelRe: Massive Traffic Jam Along Kaduna-Abuja Road Lasted For Over 12 Hours On 26/08 by illuminutty: 9:13am On Aug 27, 2024
There is traffic everywhere in the world, be it China, USA, Russia, Canada and even in heaven. It is not peculiar to this road. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys No Longer Persistent, When Chasing Or Toasting Ladies? by illuminutty: 11:07am On Aug 26, 2024
Such a simp. If I ask a woman out more than once let me know wetin cause am. I take her "NO" for the first time as a "NO" forever. No second chance. No afterthoughts> NO IS NO.

The money wasted on those dates, flowers and perfumes would even get you many pretty girls with phat booty and boobs on codedruns that would suck your gbola until you nut in their mouth and all over their pretty faces.

Men should do better and value their time, money and resources.

Instead of throwing money around in pursuit of toto in the name of relationships use that money and order toto straight or use the money and play 2 sure odds.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Overfed Father Of Starving Children By Farooq A. Kperogi by illuminutty: 2:36pm On Aug 24, 2024
Those of us that knew him in Lagos and witnessed him pillage the fortune of that state rejected him at the poll.
PoliticsRe: Chief Justice Of Nigeria, Olukayode Ariwoola Retires At 70 by illuminutty: 4:02pm On Aug 22, 2024
It will never be well with him.
FoodRe: See #500 Pepper Soup In Kaduna (video/pictures) by illuminutty: 10:25am On Aug 22, 2024
Cost of living in Kaduna is cheap. You can even see daybreak of 15k at Disney Barnawa from same type that would bill you 120k in Lekki.

PoliticsRe: How To Cripple A Developing Economy Like Nigeria - David Hundeyin by illuminutty: 12:19pm On Aug 21, 2024
Agbadonomics 101

Car TalkRe: What Your Car Color Says About You by illuminutty: 2:04pm On Aug 20, 2024
My color is my pocket and what is available.
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Her Bestie For Allegedly Snatching Her Man by illuminutty: 12:58pm On Aug 20, 2024
I will never believe anyone with her type of nose. Terrible people.
PoliticsRe: Niyi Ijalaye Slumps, Dies After RECs Meeting In Abuja by illuminutty: 10:31am On Aug 20, 2024
Good one

HealthRe: Marijuana Smokers Prone To Head, Neck Cancers — Study by illuminutty: 10:03am On Aug 19, 2024
LIES LIES LIES
PoliticsRe: Alex Otti Will Be The Last Labour Party Governor Of Abia State – Kalu by illuminutty: 10:02am On Aug 19, 2024
OK ooo
FamilyRe: ‘It’s A Skit’, Says Man Who Trended After Wife ‘Tore’ His Passport by illuminutty: 9:01am On Aug 15, 2024
Maxtipulation:
And the children will be in your custody for those period of time feeding and clothing them
Government will take custody of the kids. Next time the two f00lish clout chasers would remember the consequences of their actions on their kids before breaching public peace, misleading the public and wasting government resources.
FamilyRe: ‘It’s A Skit’, Says Man Who Trended After Wife ‘Tore’ His Passport by illuminutty: 8:56am On Aug 15, 2024
Charge and jail them for breaching public peace and waste of government time and resources.
CrimeRe: Court Extends Lagos Drug Baron, Temo’s Remand by illuminutty: 8:02am On Aug 12, 2024
Their Oga kpatakpata, Balablu, the notorious Bobo Chicago and renowned drvg trafficker and baron is in Abuja presiding cluelessly over the affairs of over 220 million people in Africa's most populous country.

CelebritiesRe: 'Bury Me Quickly, Quietly, And Privately' - Onyeka Onwenu by illuminutty: 3:42pm On Jul 31, 2024
In other words, celebrate me now wey I Dey alive. No be when I leave this world, you go Dey fake am for my back.

Nothing Dey this life. Reason I no Dey take enjoyment play. Anything wey hungry me and I can afford it, I Dey chop am like bandit.

Whether na clothe, food, wine or women with big ikebe... I nor Dey hesitate to chop am.

If you die, your next of kin go chop your money vaah vaah and even waste the money on top things wey you never imagined your money to be spent on.

LIVE EVERYDAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST.

PoliticsRe: Lone Protester Spotted At Adamawa Government House by illuminutty:
Good one.

The revolution will start from the north.

TV/MoviesRe: Stop Criticizing BBNaija, Fund Your Own Shows – Woli Arole Blasts Christians by illuminutty: 11:02am On Jul 30, 2024
I don't watch and will never. I am not yet that jobless no matter how hard APC and Tinubu try.

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