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CrimeRe: Lifeless Body Of Unknown Lady Found In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by illuminutty: 10:51am On Oct 25, 2024
nedekid:
Omo, na true you talk ohh. That town na heavy grove town for runs. All the chicks, students from imo, anambra, warri and other neighbouring areas. That dbs road axis, the hotspot na elomaz. You don see the heavy chicks when de there? Infact you cannot get a booking in that hotel without trying 3 weeks before your arrival date.
Dla road na there I de go chop when I taya for expensive hotel food, mummies kitchen.
May her soul rest in peace.
Everywhere for Asaba, from Shoprite, Pinnacle, Sweet Spirit Junction, Golden Tulip, Don and Masters, Gagas, Elomaz, Zenith Hotel to Pinnacle Junction, is brimming with prostitutes of all ages and sizes. Thanks to Yahoo Boys and politicians who cannot go to bed every day without ashawo.
CrimeRe: Lifeless Body Of Unknown Lady Found In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by illuminutty: 8:37am On Oct 25, 2024
E no pass greedy hook up girl that decided that yahoo boys' money is better than being content with herself.

Asaba is the hook up and Yahoo capital of SS and SE.
PoliticsRe: $500,000 Bribe: Farouk Lawan Regains Freedom After Serving 5-year Jail Term by illuminutty: 1:45pm On Oct 22, 2024
He is joining APC to contest for governor of his state and he will be selected.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Working Leave by illuminutty: 9:48pm On Oct 19, 2024
No be person wey work dey go leave?
IslamRe: Who Is Allah? by illuminutty: 10:51am On Oct 18, 2024
Why must I swear an oath to comment here?

IslamRe: Who Is Allah? by illuminutty: 10:50am On Oct 18, 2024
Fvck Allah. I am not a Muslim.

Christianity EtcRe: Give Your Salaries As First Fruit - Pastor Adeboye's Son Leke Says (video) by illuminutty: 8:54am On Oct 18, 2024
Come collect am. Ndi oshi.
CrimeRe: Police Kill 2 Youths In Edo State, Angry Youths Burn Police Station. (video) by illuminutty: 10:11am On Oct 15, 2024
Edo people always representing.

FashionRe: Outrage As Gen Z Mother Installs Frontal Hair On 1-year-old Baby (Photos) by illuminutty: 10:11am On Oct 15, 2024
And the baby still worwor on top.

PoliticsRe: Why Dangote Refinery Didn’t Reduce Fuel Pump Price – Sowunmi by illuminutty: 12:01pm On Oct 14, 2024
All of you should getat abeg.

PoliticsRe: Hunger: Akpabio’s Joke On Free Food Sparks Anger by illuminutty: 11:58am On Oct 14, 2024
Such a fat face criminal buffoon. If not for APC, that motherfvcking looter would have been in prison locked away for life.

PropertiesRe: Two-Storey Building Collapses At Iganmu, Lagos by illuminutty: 11:55am On Oct 14, 2024
Center of Excellence in the mud.

CrimeRe: Police Detain Hotel Manager Over Woman’s Death In Lagos by illuminutty: 9:02am On Oct 14, 2024
Nigerian Police is so useless...
PoliticsRe: Before Tinubu Became President, Things Weren't Good — Minister by illuminutty: 12:18pm On Oct 10, 2024
This Karen kuku no get sense from day one.

Out of the brilliant and hardworking people in Anambra state, see what Tinubu picked as minister.

CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Replies Uju Stella Who Claims She Got Pregnant For Him by illuminutty: 10:31am On Oct 10, 2024
ExudeLoveToAll:
Women are interesting as always, when they do the breakup there is no issue but when the man does the break up they will never move on.
There was never a relationship, so break up here is out of locus. It was a one-night stand and she was paid 20k for service rendered.

CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Shows Her Bum Tattoo On Tiktok (Video) by illuminutty: 8:58am On Oct 10, 2024
To even think this is a 40+yo mother is clingy.
PoliticsRe: ‘How Do We Survive?’ - Nigerians Lament Fresh Fuel Price Hike by illuminutty: 3:34pm On Oct 09, 2024
Raise am, TPain baby
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan, Wife Never Made Me Politically – Wike by illuminutty: 9:36am On Oct 09, 2024
Whom The Gods Want To Destroy They First Make Him Mad.

Wike Has Lost It.

He Will Be So Irrelevant And Will Be Politically Worth Less Than A Tissue Paper Before 2027.

CareerRe: Ayodele Fadairo (Aunty Ayo Lalagbon) Is Dead! by illuminutty: 4:33pm On Sep 29, 2024
Let him be judged.
PoliticsRe: Governor Mbah Unveils New Enugu City Project At Guangzhou Roadshow by illuminutty: 2:28pm On Sep 26, 2024
Enugu nke m

Christianity EtcRe: Priest Gives An Altar Boy A Knock On The Head During Wedding (Video, Photos) by illuminutty: 1:38pm On Sep 26, 2024
Serves him right. He can't be misbehaving like that.

PoliticsRe: Edo: Nigerians Call Out Senior INEC Official, Ann Aderibigbe On Social Media by illuminutty: 12:27pm On Sep 26, 2024
Waste of time...

Expecting a free, fair and credible election under Tinubu and his criminal accomplice, Manhood Yahoobu is like asking Lucifer to reconcile with Jehovah.

PoliticsRe: Court Dismisses Suit Seeking Removal Of Ganduje As APC National Chairman by illuminutty: 3:16pm On Sep 23, 2024
Hahahaha
PoliticsRe: Fresh Electricity Tariff Hike Looms, Nigeria’s Monthly Power Subsidy Hits N181.B by illuminutty: 10:51am On Sep 23, 2024
T-pain baby, raise am raise am.

On your mandate until 2084.

Obi will never be president grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Atiku To Edo People: Vote Ighodalo, Reject APC, Hunger And Poverty by illuminutty: 12:32pm On Sep 18, 2024
DevilsEqual:
cheesy
Useless opinion from a certified loser

Atiku doesnt know how to win, who then is he to advise the people on anything?


When dem no vote hunger under Obaseki, wetin dem gain? Wetin change?


In the end, its all down to the Individual not the party. I wouldnt call Otti a fraud(though he still is) just cause Abure and LP Excos prove to be one
Urchin spotted. After foaming you go buy fuel at 168. Anumanu.
CrimeRe: How Bandits Collected N35million Ransom, Marijuana, Cigarettes, Whiskey ... by illuminutty: 9:01am On Sep 13, 2024
I thought alcohol is haram?
PoliticsRe: Cocoa Institute In Oyo Got ₦250M For Lagos Streetlights Project In 2024 - BudgIT by illuminutty: 11:54am On Sep 12, 2024
No wonder the entire state is as dark at night as Tinubu's criminal heart.

HealthRe: Nigerian Journalist, Ajibade Owefoso Dies In His Sleep by illuminutty: 8:13pm On Sep 11, 2024
Na God Dey save man.
PoliticsRe: 10 States With Highest External Debt Service Costs In 2024 by illuminutty: 8:16am On Sep 10, 2024
And there is nothing to showing for this high debt in Lagos State. Imagine borrowing to service the Bourdillon Thief and his family while the roads are dilapidated and no single streetlight on most of the roads. Smelling city with mentally deranged characters and touts/hoodlums as leaders.

May God save Eko.

PoliticsRe: Nenadi Usman Is The New Acting Labour Party National Chairman. Abure Sacked by illuminutty: 5:00pm On Sep 04, 2024
Good!
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin Reacts To Being Wanted As An Alleged Accomplice In 'PIDOM' Case by illuminutty: 4:51pm On Sep 04, 2024
David fvcked up. I thought he was smart. This goes to say that no matter how smart you think you are, what would destroy you could be beneath your nose.

He really fvcked up that guy's case. They should have worked in the background to seek the release and legal counsel for whoever police was holding as PIDOM while the alleged PIDOM continued to maintain his stand that he was not in any way associated with PIDOM.

But David panicked and blew the guy's cover. I understand David meant no harm but sometimes, having a bit of balls as a man, damning any perceived consequence and resisting the urge to shalaye would have saved all the parties involved except the police needless headaches.

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Students Association Denies Planned Protest Against Fuel Price Hike by illuminutty: 4:26pm On Sep 04, 2024
Was anyone taking the Seyi Tinubu Students Wing of APC serious before?

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