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Proud AAA for the big boys and big rides.

Reno Online Mockery is typing....

AriseTV and ThisDay have been on bonanza to APC crooks of late and binging on licking their ass like mad.

Nduka is really trying to wriggle his way out of his financial troubles by doling out awards and trophies to the criminal gangs in PDAPC.

Say No To PDAPC!

Shame!

Are you sure na him and not PTSD mistaken identity?

Wetin concern us.

The two people taking care of her have versatile experience in divorce, so she is in very good hands anyways.

Ronu bandits are happy with her. That is what matters.

This one obo go dey smell, so tell me why e no go expensive for her to get person wey go wear nose mask knack her fishy otu.

Uselesss gworo-chewing and kunu-drinking almajiri of a buffoon that handed over the country to a corrupt career criminal drug lord that plunged the country into an economic quagmire and crisis.

May God punish both this illiterate f000l and his drug pusher successor for the crime they committed and still committing against the people.

It shall never be well with them and Anti Progressive Criminals called APC.

Peter Obi should please dump this Abure and LP into the dustbin. Their wahala don too much.

Without Peter Obi there is no LP.

Career criminal drug lord.

CNN has been wailing nonstop

When you hear perform, you would think he came with a live band and troupe of dancers not knowing that it's more like a cameo appearance on stage using dead microphone to mime his songs that most of the crowd has on Spotify and be jumping up and down like a frog.

Most of these wack young noisemakers claiming to be musicians are not just serious.

Lamba

USA will have snow this year.

Trump will sleep in the White House and will go to Mar-a-Lago to play golf on some weekends this year.

Tesla will produce more EV's this year.

Sun will rise from the east and set on the west this year.

Ndi ara prophecy.

I have trust issues with Nigerian politicians but with Peter Obi I can go to bed and sleep knowing that he will manage my affairs properly and not steal my future.

If not for Buhari's stvpidity, this almajari would have been somewhere drinking urine from a cow's water pipe.

You never see something.

Finished man. Tueh

Why not on Monday?

No be person wey get money Dey panic-buy? Where you see money to buy in panic?

Our in-law is practicing his quarter guard inspection for 2027.

Na inside Lagos State Government House Alausa we go do New Yam Festival in 2028.

Is gods of our land not at work?


#SeyiTinubu4GovernorLagosState2027

Mr Online Mockery...

No be you go tell my 001 wetin him go do.

The earlier this nuisance understands that the Drug Dealer In Chief in Aso Rock will never give him any political appointment the earlier he stops embarrassing his lineage with his online rabble rousing.

Fiscus105:
Guys or husbands can you defend your partner if her bestie treats her in this manner?

Looks like r@ape. Yes, I will defend her if he subdued and ra.ped my wife or girlfriend like this.

I will, in short, John Wick him.

Now it has become the land of Pulpit Scammers, APC Thieving Politicians, Tribal Bigots, Drug Dealer/Certificate Forger Supporters and Tithe-Conniving Pastorpreneurs.

Toor

Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm not here to brag, I just need advice before I get lost.

I have two relatives living abroad (UK), both are from my mothers side, same father and same mother...

Just few days ago, I was called and told that they are making plans to send me to the UK early next year to go and stay with my uncle and find something doing there... they already communicated with my uncle abroad, and they just wanted to surprise me.

I'm 29 years old now, I graduated from school last two years as a petroleum engineering. Though, I'm not doing any work for now. My girlfriend is pregnant for me, and I have not disclosed it to anybody yet.

But the truth is that my mind doesn't want to go, I'm not ready and I have told them. They have already started telling me this is a one time opportunity, and that if I miss it, I won't see it again, but I have made up my mind that I don't want to go.

I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't..

I need advice,

Why should I go, when my self and my mind is not ready...

Advice kee you dia and that your tales by moonlight.

Look at this Illiterate again.

Hairs on the chest, nipples, stomach, legs, and ass. You are a lady for crying out loud. Your skin should be spotless. Don't compete for hairy body parts with me.

When will they go and arrest their oga kpatakpata that is in Aso Rock?

These rogues in black should stop harassing and intimidating innocent citizens struggling to eke out a living under the harsh economic policies championed by the Bourdilon career criminal and drug dealer that stole their mandate to drive them into penury and multidimensional poverty, insecurity, sickness and etc.

Get the fvck outta ma face.

Meanwhile, I am rooting for Seyi Tinibu for Governor of Lagos State 2027!

On today's episode of Things That Never Happened hosted by Joro 2 Joro.

Kill them all.