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700,000,000.00 NAIRA WORTH OF GOLD INSIDE A POLICE CHIEF'S RESIDENCE?


IF YOU EVER PRAY FOR NIGERIA TO GET BETTER OR DEFEND THIS ATROCIOUS ROBBER AND SQUANDERING OF OUR COMMON RESOURCES BY FEW CRIMINALS IN POWER, THUNDER FIRE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION.

And none of the ladies was wearing a wig.

Let’s see your current internet speed right now. Starting with mine.

Getting started!

May God grant him a final place of rest according to his works and the life he lived.

We don't do that shiii here.

Good

I think they have body odour and I support the airline.

Waziri, hold that white substance pusher and forger of certificate for neck.

In Nigeria, both the prostitutes and the hotel management would be in jail pending the outcome of the investigation with a heavy bribe to be paid before being released even upon exoneration.

Nigeria is a zoo for a reason.

Wahala

When you met your wife on codedruns.

You can't use them during elections and raid them after election.

Edo no bi Lagos.

LP ti take over...

She will kill him in due course. Mark this.

Obsession is not love.

What of traditionalists?

As long as we have Osun in our pocket, no problem.

Can never be Nigeria. Here, both EFCC, Army, ManOWar, Amotekun, Ebube Agu and Police will provide them with security with that amount.

What Tinibu and APC cannot destroy does not exist.

Your position as a paramount traditional ruler is as useless as the P in psychology if it is at the whims and caprices of political office holders.

Someone like me will, going forward, struggle to respect such traditional positions.

How? Why?

GEJ is always weakling. A weakling yesterday. A weakling today. A weakling tomorrow.

The same attitude that made APC and Buhari to gang up and chase him out of Aso Rock without a second tenure.

Gentility don turn this man to maluu. Tufiakwa

We told them...

Cho cho cho

Tinubu is just a tax collector. He does not know economics 101.

1. Tinubu
2. APC
3. Air Peace
4. Tailor
5. Mechanic

In that order.

Endorsed

Real men love big nyash.

Real men don't keep girlfriends in 2024 when everybody is fvcking everybody. Last week, my guy knacked two different girls that had serious boyfriends. One knacked him because she needed money. The other one knacked him because she was bored of her boyfriend who's a sailor.

In both cases, they pretended to their boyfriends that they were hanging out with their male besties. I felt sorry for both dudes... But he still knack them. Na man dey do man.

Meanwhile, all the female besties I've had ended up being laid. Not that I asked, but they asked. At a point, they would start comparing themselves with your girlfriend and start dropping comments like "Your girlfriend dey enjoy oo. What does she have that I don't have. You think she sabi.. wait until I catch you. There is nothing she dey do wey I no fit do more sef. My nyash is bigger softer than your girl own. You like to chop bone."

Who kidnapped them? We need their name.

NCAN,
Obrodo-Ujuatan Branch.

Vanity upon wetin?

Where is Ocabique?

YelloweWest:
She's in her 50s and has had 6 children.

Let's see hour mothers stomach chief...

My mama do die. Make I show you her corpse?