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englishmart:
10million naira range rover.

Werey......U fit afford am?


Smelling bad belle........

Na unna sabi!.....Sha create ample space for GEJ and mama P in your new E-JAIL....

Another point of view, It might be that yeye Sambo thats doing all these.....reason, so that jonathan can resign and since he his the next in line, he enters....

BUHARI FOR PRESIDO........

seangy4konji:
which network is this

Expatiate as i am interested...

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ITS 8K PER MONTH AND ITS 14GB IN THE DAY AND UNLIMITED AT NIGHT(12-6AM)......

ISNT THAT AMAZING.........

Midehi:
so satan is ur friend dat she shud send ur regards to...ok ooooo,she av heard u & satan wil reply u back.

Lol why are you speaking for satan?
Are you satans voice?

Direct flight to HELL.....Pls help send my regards to SATAN....

No Comment....Laugh Wan Kill Me DIE!............

Hehe, wait, hw does d reduction of Petrol #97 t o
#87
influence d sealed decision of we youths?
Reducing d price of Le Casera wld v been
beta. If Jonathan wants we youths to vote
for him, he should do d ffg;
1. Reduce d subscription of BlackBerry to
N200 naira.
2. Make sure ATM dispenses as low as 50
naira notes
3. I phone 6 is as low as 2,300 thousand.
4. Even if u dont write exams, u already v
2.0 minumun CGPA
5. Make Tonto Dikeh d new First Lady
6. NTA would change thier boring station
tone.
7. PDP shld change thier logo from Umbrella
to Watermelon or Plantain Chips
8. Corpers should b given 70k per month
9. Free Calls from 7p.m till 10p,m
10. Make someone like me d minister of Finance.

Useless E-diots!!!

After killing all your family members in a bomb attack, they still rush to embrace him....See as all of them black like charcoal!

Poverty stricken bastards!.......

29 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember this factors; … 1. The chibok Girls 2. NNPC Scam 3. Police pension fund 4. Missing 20 Billion 5. $9 million Arms deal 6. Bomb Blasts 7. Immigration job scam 8. Petroleum pump price 9. Devaluation of Naira 10. Oil theft 11. Power outage 12. Selling of Nepa 13. Selling of Refineries 14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills 15. ASUU & poly Strike 16. Doctors Strike 17. National Assembly tragedy 19 Aso rock Feeding Funds 20. Kerosene subsidy 21. $3million F. Lawan bribery scadal 22. $6.8 billion petrol subsidy scam 23. N60 billion police pension scam 24. Oduah N225 million car scandal, 25. N10 billion Allison jet scandal 26. N10 billion laundered by Lamidos 27. Missing $20 billion from Fed acct 28. Haliru Mohamed £1million bribe 29. $1.1 billion Malabu bribe scandal 30. $180 million Halliburton scandal 31. $32billion ill-equipping defence. 32. $713 billion port authority fraud 33. Immigration death scandal 34. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal 35. Dame dollar laundering scandal All these happened under this administration and no ONE was prosecuted and jailed.

29 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember this factors; … 1. The chibok Girls 2. NNPC Scam 3. Police pension fund 4. Missing 20 Billion 5. $9 million Arms deal 6. Bomb Blasts 7. Immigration job scam 8. Petroleum pump price 9. Devaluation of Naira 10. Oil theft 11. Power outage 12. Selling of Nepa 13. Selling of Refineries 14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills 15. ASUU & poly Strike 16. Doctors Strike 17. National Assembly tragedy 19 Aso rock Feeding Funds 20. Kerosene subsidy 21. $3million F. Lawan bribery scadal 22. $6.8 billion petrol subsidy scam 23. N60 billion police pension scam 24. Oduah N225 million car scandal, 25. N10 billion Allison jet scandal 26. N10 billion laundered by Lamidos 27. Missing $20 billion from Fed acct 28. Haliru Mohamed £1million bribe 29. $1.1 billion Malabu bribe scandal 30. $180 million Halliburton scandal 31. $32billion ill-equipping defence. 32. $713 billion port authority fraud 33. Immigration death scandal 34. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal 35. Dame dollar laundering scandal All these happened under this administration and no ONE was prosecuted and jailed.

29 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember this factors; … 1. The chibok Girls 2. NNPC Scam 3. Police pension fund 4. Missing 20 Billion 5. $9 million Arms deal 6. Bomb Blasts 7. Immigration job scam 8. Petroleum pump price 9. Devaluation of Naira 10. Oil theft 11. Power outage 12. Selling of Nepa 13. Selling of Refineries 14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills 15. ASUU & poly Strike 16. Doctors Strike 17. National Assembly tragedy 19 Aso rock Feeding Funds 20. Kerosene subsidy 21. $3million F. Lawan bribery scadal 22. $6.8 billion petrol subsidy scam 23. N60 billion police pension scam 24. Oduah N225 million car scandal, 25. N10 billion Allison jet scandal 26. N10 billion laundered by Lamidos 27. Missing $20 billion from Fed acct 28. Haliru Mohamed £1million bribe 29. $1.1 billion Malabu bribe scandal 30. $180 million Halliburton scandal 31. $32billion ill-equipping defence. 32. $713 billion port authority fraud 33. Immigration death scandal 34. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal 35. Dame dollar laundering scandal All these happened under this administration and no ONE was prosecuted and jailed.

29 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember this factors; … 1. The chibok Girls 2. NNPC Scam 3. Police pension fund 4. Missing 20 Billion 5. $9 million Arms deal 6. Bomb Blasts 7. Immigration job scam 8. Petroleum pump price 9. Devaluation of Naira 10. Oil theft 11. Power outage 12. Selling of Nepa 13. Selling of Refineries 14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills 15. ASUU & poly Strike 16. Doctors Strike 17. National Assembly tragedy 19 Aso rock Feeding Funds 20. Kerosene subsidy 21. $3million F. Lawan bribery scadal 22. $6.8 billion petrol subsidy scam 23. N60 billion police pension scam 24. Oduah N225 million car scandal, 25. N10 billion Allison jet scandal 26. N10 billion laundered by Lamidos 27. Missing $20 billion from Fed acct 28. Haliru Mohamed £1million bribe 29. $1.1 billion Malabu bribe scandal 30. $180 million Halliburton scandal 31. $32billion ill-equipping defence. 32. $713 billion port authority fraud 33. Immigration death scandal 34. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal 35. Dame dollar laundering scandal All these happened under this administration and no ONE was prosecuted and jailed.

29 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember this factors; … 1. The chibok Girls 2. NNPC Scam 3. Police pension fund 4. Missing 20 Billion 5. $9 million Arms deal 6. Bomb Blasts 7. Immigration job scam 8. Petroleum pump price 9. Devaluation of Naira 10. Oil theft 11. Power outage 12. Selling of Nepa 13. Selling of Refineries 14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills 15. ASUU & poly Strike 16. Doctors Strike 17. National Assembly tragedy 19 Aso rock Feeding Funds 20. Kerosene subsidy 21. $3million F. Lawan bribery scadal 22. $6.8 billion petrol subsidy scam 23. N60 billion police pension scam 24. Oduah N225 million car scandal, 25. N10 billion Allison jet scandal 26. N10 billion laundered by Lamidos 27. Missing $20 billion from Fed acct 28. Haliru Mohamed £1million bribe 29. $1.1 billion Malabu bribe scandal 30. $180 million Halliburton scandal 31. $32billion ill-equipping defence. 32. $713 billion port authority fraud 33. Immigration death scandal 34. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal 35. Dame dollar laundering scandal All these happened under this administration and no ONE was prosecuted and jailed.

I luv weed
I hate cigarettes
am a millionaire.....

Caseless:
Ijebu igbo? That guy called Iluvweed must be frm dis town.

80% correct!

In sultans voice...........E ba mi Ki gbe OLE OLE OLE!!!

Jonathan promises to provide 2 million jobs every year if re-elected. To get more jokes from him, text JONATHAN to 3325. N100










SAI BUHARI

It still amazes me why some people decide to join the ARMY!.....


Are they violent in nature or are they fed up of this life.......







Well....Na them sabi.....

Na poverty cause all this one!........

We also need one for mama peace...


Meanwhile.....

Assuming you are watching football match at a
viewing centre, Chelsea vs Man U.
A guy just walked in and sat next to you and the
following conversation ensue:
D guy: Bros how far? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
D guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am nau, na man u.
D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi
second half.
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C
am, na 20minutes bros.
D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey
watch.
D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get
zero?
My broda my sista at dis juncture,. Wetin u go
do??.....

Assuming you are watching football match at a
viewing centre, Chelsea vs Man U.
A guy just walked in and sat next to you and the
following conversation ensue:
D guy: Bros how far? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
D guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am nau, na man u.
D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi
second half.
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C
am, na 20minutes bros.
D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey
watch.
D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get
zero?
My broda my sista at dis juncture,. Wetin u go
do??.....

^^^

When will you marry? This year? Next year?....

Nonsense! How is he a thief ? Any evidence to back the fact that he his indeed responsible for the missing money? He shld sue the woman jare!...Nonsense again!