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 Health › Re: Invasion By Scorpions- Please Help by iluvweed(m): 11:29pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
Krak:Find a reputable fumigator online!. Just google search it and you call them to ask. Not familiar with scorpions lol but I called them when my dog infested my house with thicks! Works like Magic! |
| Politics › Re: Breaking: Nda-isaiah And Okorocha Step Down For Buhari by iluvweed(m): 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
Pls where can we watch this live online? |
| Health › Re: Invasion By Scorpions- Please Help by iluvweed(m): 8:32pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
Why should you move away lol, just fumigate the whole compound and you will be sleeping happily ever after....  |
| Crime › Re: Housemaid That Abducted Two Boys From Lagos Home Was Hired From OLX by iluvweed(m): 2:30am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Lol...This is a mere KID-nap.... I am sure they will call soon for money.... ....and then be caught Foolishly.......  3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Gov. Fashola Hands Over New Area ‘c’ Police Command In Surulere by iluvweed(m): 7:33pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
| Family › Re: Maid Who Savagely Beat Ugandan Toddler To Face Attempted Murder Charge by iluvweed(m): 1:29am On Nov 25, 2014 |
royalblood21:I swear bro!....I would have been dead before I kill the maid self.... |
| Family › Re: Maid Who Savagely Beat Ugandan Toddler To Face Attempted Murder Charge by iluvweed(m): 11:58pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Wait oooh!.....Is the father of this girl alright at all at all............. I was even happy when i read that he had crippled the girl, So he just handed her over to police like that?.... I feel like Slapping the husband and wife together self...they are not worthy to be parents....How can they just hand over to the police? What happened to army barracks self, why police now....  ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I still dey VEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Erm, They Now Sell This In Public In Lagos? by iluvweed(m): 11:47am On Nov 22, 2014 |
PEOPLE CAN FORM SHAAA...  YOU WANT TO TELL ME YA'ALL DONT KNOW THIS IS ORDINARY JEDI......... GUESS YOU ALL SCHOOLED IN FRANCE...... 7 Likes |
| Family › Re: House Maid Beat Young Child To Near Death In Uganda (video) by iluvweed(m): 11:39am On Nov 22, 2014 |
Omooooh.....I dey VEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX........... I will first beat her like mad, then tie her to a chair, then I will plug Iron and Boiling Ring....I will stamp the Iron on her forehead so that it can be a permanent scar, and then put the plugged boiling ring inside her toto for like 5 mins so I can cook her womb so she doesnt give birth to any kid in her life.....I will boil all her womb with JOY and HAPPINESS....then I can hand her over to the police......  9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Tools Shares A Without Makeup Selfie by iluvweed(m): 7:11pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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| Politics › Re: Photos Of 3 Nigerian Women Desperate To Enter Europe Begging In Morocco by iluvweed(m): 11:55pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
fr3do:So so so ON-POINT!.... Over a thousand benin girls have been successfully transported to italy.... Ask their folks at home and hear..."my sister dey abroad"...... |
| Health › Re: I Need Help by iluvweed(m): 1:22pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Just sent 10k to him....God be with you bro!....Amen! 8 Likes 1 Share
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| Politics › Re: Let's Celebrate Lieutenant M Umar. Killed By Boko Haram (Photo) by iluvweed(m): 11:59am On Nov 13, 2014 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witness Dies After Rejecting Blood Transfusion by iluvweed(m): 10:41am On Nov 13, 2014 |
samflexx:Meaning..... |
| Politics › Re: Tompolo Warns President Jonathan. Threatens Fg, Nnpc by iluvweed(m): 11:33pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Of the greatest Nairalanders.........great!.... Very soon, we the youths of Nairaland shall declare a way against the president if he doesnt resign with peace!......... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witness Dies After Rejecting Blood Transfusion by iluvweed(m): 11:08pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
| Politics › Re: Hunters Kill 80 Insurgents, Reclaim Mahia by iluvweed(m): 11:01pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
80 down out of 10,000.... 9920 to go.... |
| Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Love Someone And Not Have The Desire To Sleep With The Person? by iluvweed(m): 10:06pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
To all my niggas, You know what I mean.....If you Bleep a girl GOOD...she dont wanna leave!......... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witness Dies After Rejecting Blood Transfusion by iluvweed(m): 4:55pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
samflexx:Meaning.... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Girls Use Smileys And Short Internet Slangs When Chatting by iluvweed(op): 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
cupidora:What if I dont really smoke weed?....Think about it.... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witness Dies After Rejecting Blood Transfusion by iluvweed(m): 4:49pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Ntor!
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| Jokes Etc › Why Girls Use Smileys And Short Internet Slangs When Chatting by iluvweed(op): 4:32pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Have you ever noticed that many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? I have come to realize why! I was chatting with this girl yesterday and I was like... ME: How are you, dear? GIRL: 5n. ME: How was your day? GIRL: 5n. ME: How is your family? GIRL: 5n. ME: Are you missing me? GIRL: No. ME: But I'm missing you GIRL: Tanks. ME: I'm not feeling well GIRL: Sowi ME: So how was ya day? GIRL: 5n. ME: are you busy? GIRL: No ME: Are you with someone over there? GIRL: No. ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short replies? GIRL: K ME: Type something now! GIRL: K ME: Ok! Ok so its true. GIRL: Dat wat? ME: I've heard you failed your English exams... GIRL: Who telled you? It is unpossible! I sawed the resalt yestarday... I passed away. ME: ... That's ok. You can use smileys and short replies please! |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In FCE Kontagora Niger State by iluvweed(m): 4:01pm On Nov 12, 2014*. Modified: 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Foolish people...You saw all the THIEF'S in Nigeria sitted together yesterday, they couldn't send like 40 suicide bombers at once there to pieces them all so we can REFRESH............ Instead of wasting precious bombs on children and innocent suffering Nigerians.... .....Smelling shecow!.... 13 Likes |
| Health › Re: Health Workers Shut Down NAFDAC by iluvweed(m): 3:56pm On Nov 12, 2014*. Modified: 4:20pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
"I, Ebele, Goodluck, Azikiwe, Jonathan, Has agreed to continue the good job" 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Nairaland General › Re: Finally! Jonathan Unveils The Hundred Naira Centenary Note by iluvweed(m): 3:48pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
I was expecting Mama Peace's face on the note....Or Bros G himself.... 6 Likes |
| Family › Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by iluvweed(m): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Wifey of cos... My Mama wey my papa don use anyhow........ |
| Politics › Re: Should Jonathan Have Declared His Presidential Ambition Despite The Bomb Blast? by iluvweed(m): 4:41pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Bros G na real yeye man..... presidential style teleprompter..................The new Jonathan SWAG.....  All the teleprompter rehearsals must not waste like that....if you like BLOW otuke grammer school...... Obama wannabe....... GEJ till we get sense....
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| Politics › Re: LIVE UPDATES: President Jonathan Declares Today by iluvweed(m): 4:39pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
presidential style teleprompter So na wetin bros G wan use wash us be dis..... 1 Like
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| Health › Re: [b] Help Me To Stop Masturbation And My Drinking Problem [/b] by iluvweed(m): 3:55pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Apply as a bar man at any Ashy joint....it will help you alot....... |
| Politics › Re: LIVE UPDATES: President Jonathan Declares Today by iluvweed(m): 2:11pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Jalal:For where!!!....When the guy see say the thing no wait for am and everybody dey shout...he kukuma conclude sharply....OVER DULL GUY.... |
| Politics › Re: LIVE UPDATES: President Jonathan Declares Today by iluvweed(m): 2:05pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
mundus:I said it!....This bros wants to fool us..... BURSTED BIG TIME..... 2 Likes |
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