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PoliticsRe: Fashola Heads Ministry Of Power, Works & Housing: The Biggest Responsibility by iluvweed(m): 12:41pm On Nov 11, 2015
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Fasho for president 2019....More hope for the yorubas..... grin

And less hope for the Igbos...... grin
CareerRe: Why Do People Keep Their Salaries Secret? by iluvweed(m): 3:39pm On Nov 10, 2015
alaskido:
I thought I was the only one in this mess. I did not know my wifes salary for the 8 years she worked but she know mine until we divorced. The reason is that if you know her salary she feels you may not give her enough money anymore.
grin grin grin

So definitely, this people will divorce too..... grin grin grin
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 5:19pm On Oct 27, 2015
prince1930:
@iluvwe,congrat,pls how much did u register ur new business? 2.how much was in ur statement of account? Cos am planin 2 apply at vi 3,pls giv us ur total budget and expenditure?tanks
Ok bro, I spent btw100k-150k to register d new business cant really remember, I had like 4m plus in my acct, and I applied with my family of 4 including my wife and 2 kids. submitted only personal acct, but also submitted a fixed deposit statement for d company. I also included deed of assignments from landed properties(photocopies only). and a company letterhead detailing your full itinerary is very important cos I noticed it was the only document not returned. Also total budget for 2weeks visit is 8k pounds.....2.5k for tickets, 2.5k for vacation home/hotel for 2 weeks and 3k for shopping and miscellaneous. Also my kids birth certs and our wedding cert. then my wifes business cert ONLY..lol...so notice that I submitted ONLY 1 statement of acct which was my personal and not my company acct.....BUT I think my own case was easier cos I have gone to uk without issues twice and I also have a valid yankee visa(all of us) expiring august 2016. So maybe that's why it was faster and easier... grin grin grin

Wish you all goodluck!
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 3:29pm On Oct 27, 2015
Frontpagelawyer and Justwise, I HAIL una oooh!

Just got our passports today and was issued visa. Would have made a silly mistake if I submitted my newly registered company without backing it up with my old business documents. Anyways, all glory to God and all thanks to FPL and Justwise...God bless you both!.

NB: Submitted in VI on the 14th of oct and it was issued on the 21st of oct. also my last visa was issued in Abuja, this one says SHEFO...lol

Lastly, FPL...I told you I did not sign the application forms I printed out and you said they might reject it, Well it was overlooked I guess!
CelebritiesRe: Patience Ozokwor, Chacaha Ekeh At 'dare To Dream Talent Hunt Show' (pics) by iluvweed(m): 3:30pm On Oct 21, 2015
what are they flaunting?

undecided undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Senator Ben Murray-Bruce Blasts Bloggers And Online News Sites by iluvweed(m): 3:24pm On Oct 21, 2015
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LOL...This man never see anything!

Now that Linda has increased the stakes of the blogging game?

Infact, you never see anything at all....who nor wan get house for banana?

cheesy cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Reasons Tea Is Good For You by iluvweed(m): 3:23pm On Oct 21, 2015
cheesy

Tea, as in milo, or bournvita?
CrimeRe: Blogger Desmond Chima-Ike Arraigned In Court For Libel And Blackmail by iluvweed(m): 5:09pm On Oct 17, 2015
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One blogger just acquired a 850m mansion while one is arraigned....Such is life!
CelebritiesRe: The Price Of Linda Ikeji's House In Banana Island, Description & Photos by iluvweed(m): 3:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
Hard work pays!!!
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 2:22pm On Oct 17, 2015
justwise:
That should have been spotted at visa centre before they collected it from you, if they have problem with it you will be contacted.
Thanks bro!...Yes, I think they noticed it while I was submitting, because the lady checked it well before she requested for my passport photo.
Anyways, I hope it doesnt affect my application. Will keep you updated.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 2:43pm On Oct 16, 2015
Pls I just submitted my application, But I just noticed I did not sign in the required field on the application I printed out, and it was accepted like that, I hope this wont affect my application? chai!
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 6:11pm On Oct 13, 2015
Section 4: documents you should not send unless
specifically requested
This page provides guidance on the types of documents that are not required to
consider your application.
 if you are applying as a family/group you do not need to provide multiple copies
of the same documents
 bank statements or letters issued more than 1 year before the date of
application
 driving licence
 photographs (other than passport photographs required in section 1)
 notarial certificates
 business cards
 hotel bookings
 flight bookings
 photocopies of bank cards
 credit card statements
 certificates relating to leisure activities


Pls, does it mean we don't need to send in HOTEL BOOKINGS with our applications?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 3:05pm On Oct 11, 2015
FrontPageLawyer:
If the family business is still in operation and you are listed as a director, then you will need the following documents to prove you have been working and still works in the company hitherto.

-Company Registration Certificate of the Family Business
-Tax Clearance Certificate
-Memorandum and articles of association showing you as a director of the company.
-Your statement of account showing your salary from your family business.
-The Company’s statement of account (if applicable)
-Board Resolution signed by the Family's Company Secretary confirming that you still a director in the company.
- Your own CAC
-Tax Clearance Certificate
-Personal/Company Statement of account
Thanks for the response bro!...God Bless you real good. I will keep you posted as to the progress of my application.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 1:09pm On Oct 11, 2015
FrontPageLawyer:
Is your late father's business Registered? I want to believe it is still in operation hence the "is"

Are you listed as a director in the company if still in operation?

I asked these questions because it will be very difficult to get a visa with a newly registered company knowing fully well that anybody can go to CAC and get one.
Yes its still very much in operation and also YES am still listed as a director. But when I filled my application, I used my new business because I have company bank account statement for the new company and all other necessary documents.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 1:07pm On Oct 11, 2015
FrontPageLawyer:
Before the business was registered, where have you worked?

Have you been running this new business and in what capacity?

It is not enough reason to just register a business simply because you want to to travel. It will be very difficult to get a visa if your company is barely one year and does not show significant records/transactions.
But the business is still under the same category, just like a new branch of my former business, but now I am the rightful owner of this new company. So pls what do I need to include from my previous business?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 12:55pm On Oct 11, 2015
FrontPageLawyer:
Before the business was registered, where have you worked?
I ran my late father's business which was like a family business, but just got my own business this year!, I still have tax clearance and receipts of the previous business, can I include them?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 12:36pm On Oct 11, 2015
Hi All,
Pls I just registered my business this year March, I hope it doesn't affect my application?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Of These Jobs Will You Choose And Why? by iluvweed(m): 9:04am On Oct 05, 2015
NONE!...... tongue
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Releases Pics Of Abuja Suicide Bombers;takes Responsibility Of Attack by iluvweed(m): 8:22am On Oct 05, 2015
shocked shocked shocked

OH BOY!....SEE FETTY WAP OOOH......... grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by iluvweed(m): 8:04pm On Sep 26, 2015
If the grandma accepts the offer, she's a WINCH! grin cheesy
FamilyRe: I Can’t Believe My Husband Is Asking Me For This!! by iluvweed(m): 10:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
Chibuhealth:
See this one ooo! Dey there make pant dey wear you. Hence he is ur hysband, give him everything both front and back, ontop and angle 90 even angle 360. Nawaooo... Wen u reach church you do church own. Don't spoil ur marriage. Lekwanu m anya biko nu? Who your speaking in tongue don help?
this girl na CROOK!


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PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of President Buhari With Ezekwesili & A Little Girl by iluvweed(m): 3:19pm On Jul 10, 2015
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TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by iluvweed(m): 3:59pm On Jul 07, 2015
Pls does this means its ready for collection?

Dear Applicant,

Processed Visa Application Reference no. SAAB/XXXXXX/XXXX/XX has been received from the South Africa High Commission, Abuja as on 7/7/2015.

Please note this is an auto generated e-mail. Please do NOT reply to this email.
PoliticsRe: Scene Of The Bomb Blast In Zaria, Kaduna State (Graphic Photos) by iluvweed(m):
sad

How do you expect PMB to perform during this fasting season? Someone that has a shaking health before, now adds fasting to it, He can never think well or be productive....... undecided, Same applies to all the forces in the north also fasting, they wont be productive!

Now you see how religion is affecting our country in many ways!
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Victims Of Borno Bomb Blast (Viewers Discretion) by iluvweed(m): 10:27pm On Jul 06, 2015
THIS DUDE SHOULD JUST REQUEST TO BE SHOT IN THE HEAD SHARPLY..... undecided
GamingRe: 6 Games We Played While We Were Kids by iluvweed(m): 11:54pm On Jul 03, 2015
I WAS THE KING OF 4-CORNER-POST... grin, until that got outdated and we started gambling with WHOT... grin.....Then Adassi...7 7 7, 9 f*ck 8, 9 9 Tation... grin grin grin

whoever knows what all these means was also a gambler like meeee....kudos!... grin
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is Acting Funny! by iluvweed(m): 11:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
NovusHomo:
You posted:
"I made sure I changed his entire wardrobe and bought him trendy clothes so he would look presentable as my husband'.

He was good enough when you married him. Changing his "entire wardrobe and (buying) him trendy clothes so he would look presentable..." to who? huh Other women. Yep. A Millie Jackson lyric goes ..."you created a monster from a shy country (village) girl..."

You are the type of woman who will eventually control his life. You had probably started, but you won't admit the fact. Deal with the monster you created!
On point my brother....she f**king married d man outta pity!....F**k this woman!....after marrying him, she realised he his a local rapper.... grin...she then fine-tunned him into a foreign rapper like jay-Z.... grin......The guy now got SWAG! and realises he has been such an old fashioned dumb ass...... grin to have married such a F*UGLY woman....Very funny bro.... grin
PoliticsRe: Check Out These Old Nigerian ‪currency‬. Were You Born When These Were In Use? by iluvweed(m): 10:40am On Jul 02, 2015
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What about this?

PoliticsRe: Crazy Traffic @ Abraham Adesanya, Ajah. by iluvweed(m): 10:19pm On Jul 01, 2015
Christianos:
Tonight's traffic is unusual. I've barely moved 50 metres in the last one hour... Is any Nairalander at this spot? Holler back; share your experience.
Sorry bro, are you home now? or still in the traffic?, If you are in your car, you are on a very very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong thing.... grin

Cos on my way home, I noticed the traffic has now doubled, meaning both ways blocked! both coming and going till abraham second gate, but free from there!
PoliticsRe: Crazy Traffic @ Abraham Adesanya, Ajah. by iluvweed(m): 10:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
CHAIIIIIIII......so am not the only nairalander that experienced this!....I just thank God I didnt go out with my car today, just coming from abuja so tired and i took a cab, I had to settle the cab man immediately we got to ajah roundabout!...Mehn this is one of a kind HOLD UP! Anyways thank God am home lol, I trekked from ajah to abraham adesanya estate gate and took a bike home for 2k!...lol something thats just 100 bike on a normal day!...You can never compare abuja to lagos, the roads are so wide and free!...AM MOVING TO ABUJA NEXTWEEK!.......... undecided
PoliticsRe: Iweala Replies Oshiomhole, El-rufai; Denies Spending Oil Money Without Approval by iluvweed(m): 8:58pm On Jun 30, 2015
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owobokiri:
In few hours, Iweala will take these APC party rats to school on how to grasp the rudiments of basic addition and substraction
Nice Observation/Prediction......... grin
Car TalkRe: Lawma Truck On Fire At Iyana Paja Round About..(photo) Live by iluvweed(m): 2:45pm On Jun 30, 2015
sad

Ahn Ahn!


Is Ambode from HELL FIRE huh huh huh

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