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Pets / Re: Samoyed For Sale Going At A Cheap Price by iluvweed(m): 4:56pm On Apr 21, 2018
how much
Health / Re: Thousands Of Smokers Celebrates Annual Holiday Of Marijuana In The U.S.(Pics) by iluvweed(m): 3:32pm On Apr 21, 2018
Cooooooooooooooooool
Celebrities / Re: Cee-c’s Family Explain Reason They Did Not Send A Direct Message To Her by iluvweed(m): 11:51am On Apr 16, 2018
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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 6 by iluvweed(m): 11:21pm On Feb 04, 2018
Hi all,
Just gave birth and I am in GA, please anyone knows how long it takes to get a Nigerian passport after applying? Or do I just get the ETC? Please which is faster and what is the process of applying for ETC? How long does the passport take to deliver?
Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 6 by iluvweed(m): 4:59am On Jan 29, 2018
mamaJeremy:
Its time to give back to a community i have learnt so much from. I got my visa september 2017. Here is the transcript. I was interviewed in lagos by an elderly woman
VO goodmorning

Me: goodmorning ma'am

VO fine can i have your passport

Me: sure

VO what you going to do in the US
Me: to give birth

VO have you contacted a doctor and a hospital

Me: Yes(expatiated further on the name of the doctor and hospital and attempted to bring out the correspondence and letters but she said i shouldnt bother.

VO how did you get to know about the doctor

Me: got to know about her through a friend that had used her earlier
VO which state are you going to

Me: Georgia
VO: how long do you intend to spend
Me: 12weeks
VO: where will you stay
Me: intown suites(gave her the address)

VO: how much is your budget
Me: About 15k dollars( tried pulling out my documents but she said i shouldnt bring out any of the documents

VO: How long have you been working at your place of work
Me: Over 2yrs
VO: what does your husband do
Me: bleep
VO: will he accompany you
Me: No because hes a very busy person and cant afford to be away frm work for that long

VO: You have a son already, who will be taking care of him while you are away
Me: My mum
VO: i will grant your visa
She gave me the white paper and i said thank you.

At the airport, fit to fly from port health was requested for despite having one from my doctor. Flew virgin atlantic at 35weeks 5days in november( better to fly them earlier because they almost did not fly me under the pretence that they dont fly pregnant women beyond 32weeks as opposed to what is on their website). Anyways, God showed up for me.
Fast forward to POE
POE was atlanta. The queue was extremely long, after standing for like 1hr 30mins i was directed to use the self service machine. Got my print out and joined another queue. Got to my turn eventually.
CBP: hello
Me: hi good day
Cbp: why are you here
Me: to have my baby and spend my maternity leave
Cbp: how long will you be spending here
Me:9weeks(note i said 12weeks at my interview but couldnt make it early as i planned due to work)
Cbp: where will you stay
Me: gave him the address of the intown suite
Cbp: lemme have the hospital correspondence(handed it over to him
Cbp: how much do you have on you
Me: 4kdollars , ive paid my hospital fees and i have about 6kdollars on my cards
Cbp: can i see the receipt of payment you made to the hospital
Looked at it for a minute and went to meet another officer who told him to go give another officer.
Cbp 2: hello
Me: hi good day
Cbp 2: why are you in the US
Me: for childbirth
Cbp: how much do you have with you(gave him same response as above)
Cbp: any food stuff
Me:yes
My documents were kept in a folder and given to a lady who told me my bags will be retrieved so as to be searched.
Got to agric and they asked same questions as above and checked the documents i submitted earlier while i waited for my bags to be brought..
Waited for like 20mins and didnt see my bags, had to go bring it from baggage claim myself.
The officer in agric just said i should go with my bags, it wasnt opened. Carried rice, beans, egusi, yam flour, knor cubes, dried fish, dry pepper, peak milk, milo all packed in ziploc bags and labelled.

Planned and paid for a vaginal delievery though i ended up with a csection.Had my 9pounds 6ounce baby 5weeks after at 41weeks via emergency Ceaserian section at northside hospital . Came in for induction which was almost successful until i got dilated to 9.5cm for over 2hrs. Baby didnt descend enough to be pushed out hence i was sectioned.

Hospital bill $6875

Paid extra $685 for baby

Anesthesia: $3063

Paed $850

Doctor $1900

Infant ticket on VA $436( i almost fainted when i was told, guess its cos its peak period)

Filled the birth cert form 2days after delivery.
Birth cert was gotten 1week after( 3copies for $35

American passport $165(was gotten same day i got BC
Naija passport $235 (they had only 64pages, expedited it and got it after 1week)
SSN was gotten 12days after by mail.

Missionary journey ended successfully. We give God all the glory
A big thank you to everyone who has contributed to this forum.
Sorry about the typos(time constraints)






Please how did you apply for the American passport without getting the birth certificate first?
Also just gave birth at Northside in atl and we filled the birth certificate form 2 days after,
now waiting for the confirmation letter in the mail after which i will buy a moneyorder and mail it
for the original certificate. Please how do I apply for both american and nigerian passports?

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 6 by iluvweed(m): 4:57am On Jan 29, 2018
@mamaJeremy or oga @justwise pls help oh!

"Filled the birth cert form 2days after delivery.
Birth cert was gotten 1week after( 3copies for $35

American passport $165(was gotten same day i got BC
Naija passport $235 (they had only 64pages, expedited it and got it after 1week)
SSN was gotten 12days after by mail."




Please how did you apply for the American passport without getting the birth certificate first?
Also just gave birth at Northside in atl and we filled the birth certificate form 2 days after,
now waiting for the confirmation letter in the mail after which i will buy a moneyorder and mail it
for the original certificate. Please how do I apply for both american and nigerian passports?
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by iluvweed(m): 9:29pm On May 29, 2017
ojay2053:
I'm not a cheat. I'm a gentle , loving gemini and i go with one bae at a time. These zodaic signs is just a hoax.


Liar...You have never had a one night stand or fling during any of your serious relationships? the thing is you wont count it as cheating because you just did it for fun and you are truly devoted to the present relationship...... grin
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by iluvweed(m): 7:49pm On May 29, 2017
SorftWerk:
Germinis

Geminis are dirty cheaters. They will cheat on you with someone from your close circle of friends or people that you know. They want to sit at a table with you and your friends/acquaitances and realize that they had sex with at least 50% of the people there. They love that shit. If you’re lucky enough, your Gemini might not cheat on you at all. Sometimes, fantasies are more than enough for them. But know, that in their heads, they’re having sex with all of your friends.




All geminis do cheat truly! Cheating is just fun to us...But we are faithful and devoted lovers when truly in love!

ANY GEMINI THAT HAS NOT CHEATED, OR HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND IN A RELATIONSHIP SHOULD PLEASE QUOTE ME!!!..... grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Why Did God Need To Rest On The 7th Day? by iluvweed(m): 10:20pm On May 20, 2017
Ever heard the phrase "Body nor be wood" .......... grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by iluvweed(m): 5:57pm On May 17, 2017
Bbglory:
June 14th


Yay!...My evil twin partner... grin grin grin
Family / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by iluvweed(m): 5:56pm On May 17, 2017
hideraoluwa:
hello mate


So how does it feel like..the dual personality?.....One Evil....One Angel.... grin grin grin

My own Evil takes over 80% of the time...... grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Reacts To The Money EFCC Found In Ikoyi by iluvweed(m): 10:23pm On Apr 13, 2017
So whistleblower knows where money is but doesn't know the owner
Politics / Re: "Senator Peter Nwaoboshi Has 20 Bank Accounts In 6 Banks" by iluvweed(m): 6:07pm On Mar 31, 2017
God purnish all the poor Nigerians just looking at the useless politicians lavishing money freely!... cry



I just pray HELL FIRE is REAL.... cry
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Visits BBNaija Housemates by iluvweed(m): 6:54pm On Feb 22, 2017
LesbianBoy:
Am I the only one who haven't watched this show for once since it started? undecided

Boring!.... undecided


No Lesbo or G@ys in da house!.... grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: 'You Will Die Before Mr President' Written On A Car In Abuja (Photo) by iluvweed(m): 5:21pm On Feb 19, 2017
Lukmann1:
This only can be did in Abuja, you cannot tried this here in lagos.



grin grin grin

Olenu Eluku..... grin cheesy grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Bisola Gives Tin Tall Tony A Mouth Action On Big Brother Naija by iluvweed(m): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2017
Yarduni:
Shame

Is Nairaland a forum where everything goes? Just after some Christian posts, then comes this debauchery.

Some people will shout me down, but check yourself, Cox if you do then you are sexually immoral because I don't understand why this program is being promoted by Nairaland. No one else promotes this shitshow except for some low life blogs and Nairaland of all.

Remember, Google ads were disabled on this forum due to the nature of some threads that were deemed too sexually explicit. Ok, just so you have an idea were I'm coming from.

Now you have nairaland promoting Pornography, soft porn, and hey Seun sees nothing wrong by exposing this to every peeping eyes. No cares if the viewer is 11, preteen or a teen who is looking for the next sexually charged scene to f$uck his/her life up.

Is the world so deranged and messed up that we have to sulk up the debauchery and debasement of the human body? Morals don't mean anything anymore?

Why is nairaland always promoting gory pictures and Pornography? Why the cognitive dissonance? Why you using your platform to destroy the minds of young people? Why? Why?


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

This bros go open him own "nairaland" soon oh!.... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Once you open your own, try not to post anything gory or sexual at all... tongue tongue tongue

No worry only you and your family members will be visiting your own "Nairaland".....Enemy of progress!.... tongue

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Religion / Re: Is There Any Way To Get Rid Of Spiritual Wife Apart From Deliverance? by iluvweed(m): 2:55am On Jan 17, 2017
Typical NIGERIAN........Everything SPIRITUAL... grin grin grin

Bros, if you don't have sex for a long time you start having series of wet dreams.... grin

I wonder how popes cope though!....

Just start masturbating if you are too fugly to have a g.friend.... grin

Nobody will tell the spiritual ashy before she run, when your dick no gree stand even inside dream.... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

LOL...Husband don scarce for Heaven or Hell ooooh....Ladies better hook up with that guy now...before you go turn SPIRITUAL ASHY..... grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: NCAA Fines Arik N6m Over Delay Of Passengers’ Luggage by iluvweed(m): 8:17pm On Dec 28, 2016
cry cry cry

I'm stranded in NY because arik has done it again! had to cancel my connecting flight because our baggages are still in Lagos since 25th..... cry cry cry....still stranded as am typing!..... cry cry cry......God punish arik and all their staffs...... angry
Education / Re: Top Campus Fraternities In Nigeria by iluvweed(m): 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2016
For anyone to have opened this thread, you either have interest in joining, or once a member, or presently a member..... grin



SAY NO TO CULTISM!

RIP to the lost soldiers......... cry

singing....thank God for saving me, thank you my lord!!!.... cheesy

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Education / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by iluvweed(m): 11:04pm On Dec 09, 2016
yasolan:

25k??..katangua??..which sch



Lol are you related to mr mensah? grin lol.....iyana-ipaja area...a private sch.
Education / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by iluvweed(m): 10:18pm On Dec 09, 2016
JSS3....very funny, I went to pay for school fees jeje my own oh, there was a long queue so I joined, but it was so crowded and everyone wanted to get back to their classes so we rushed the accountant....Then suddenly this man gave me a receipt and did not collect money from me lol...like 25k...he collected money from another person and also issued receipt too, that's where my MAD friend, tapped me and said omo this man don gock oh....... shocked, na so I withdraw with scope out of the account room oh, go class jeje my own go sit down like all normal students... grin....Then me and my friend started this shopping spree.....we eat like crazy at break time, I bought perfume, trainers, I even went to katangua then and bought clothes like crazy, me and my friend oh!...then the D-day came!...the accountant called me and my friend and few more people that where in his office then to see who did not pay, come and see as me and my friend begin dey act.... grin......Ahhh Mr Mensah, I paid you oooh!...and my friend was also testifying to it like, I was there when he gave you the cash, and you gave us the receipt..... grin grin grin.....Na so Mr Mensah start to dey sweat like crazy..... grin grin grin.....chai I don wicked from small..... tongue tongue tongue

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Family / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by iluvweed(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2016
june 12th....freaking gemini...... grin
Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by iluvweed(m): 3:30pm On Dec 05, 2016
Too many snakes this buhari season.... grin

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Health / Re: Help, I Want To Stop Drinking And Smoking Of Cigarettes by iluvweed(m): 4:55pm On Dec 01, 2016
Bros something must kill a man jare...You are addicted already, many stress still coming your way that requires smoking something or having a little drink.... grin....Enjoy life while you can.... grin...I had a friend that stopped smoking after 15 yrs only to die the next yr in a car accident...not saying the death was associated to his quitting but the koko is that he still died....Something must kill a man!...do what makes you happy!
Family / Re: Moment Of Truth: Have You Ever Spied On Your Spouse's Phone? - Bamisepeters by iluvweed(m): 11:03pm On Nov 25, 2016
Lol...I just use SNAP CHAT!....chat deletes itself after other party has read it.... grin

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Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by iluvweed(m): 9:12pm On Nov 22, 2016
Wow this Drop box renewal process is very very easy and stressless!!!....Submitted at DHL last week monday, got an email to come pick up passports on thursday!...Is it that easy?.... grin grin grin....and just passports only oh!..no need for documents or bank statements, very easy and fast...and all visas were issued also lol....thanks to Nairaland travel section...bless you all!

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Food / Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by iluvweed(m): 5:36pm On Nov 11, 2016
Smoke a very high grade LOUD(medical marijuana), for starters just 2 puffs is enough, chill for 20mins and see the natural wonders of God.... grin









Thank me later and pls don't abuse!.... wink

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Celebrities / Re: Wiz Khalifa Funny Response To Trump Win by iluvweed(m): 3:57pm On Nov 09, 2016
Yes we very GOOD!..... grin grin grin
Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by iluvweed(m): 10:07pm On Nov 07, 2016
Pls can anyone help me with the drop box process? My family visa expired june this yr and I want to confirm how to renew our visas through the dropbox. thanks
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Quits Smoking Marijuana, Gets Closer To God [PICS] by iluvweed(m): 4:49pm On Nov 04, 2016
grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Three Killed In Calabar Cult War (Graphic Photos) by iluvweed(m): 5:26pm On Oct 12, 2016
grin grin grin

Yes one grin for each of you!

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Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by iluvweed(m): 6:16pm On Sep 29, 2016
Hi all,

Please I want to apply for a UK visa and my passport will expire Jan 30th 2017...Do I need to renew my passport or can I still apply like that?

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