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I honestly had a botty call from Beyonce and Kelly but I passed it up for a trip to the Bahamas.

ha ha ha ha u wish

Migines falls in love with naijagurly and imaibehe

thank god its PREPOSTEROUS

ituen and britney spears caught pants down by paparazzi and tessy shoots britney at the spot and disappears with ituen.

Michael Jackson ties the knot with Clemcykul.

even if it wudnt happen, I BIND it 4 her in jesus name
clemcy better say amen were eva u are

_{continues to bind & rebuke}

Frankly, the abbreviation/title had me thinking something else

na wa o!
so what were u thinking of.was it good,bad or ugly

_{prepares her ears to hear the worst}

December 12th The 12th Day of the 12th Month

Now y'all know why am favored

I would love to meet any one born on this day - male or female!

hey there buff day mate, where is ur location so that we kud actually c.

am actually crying, am actually sheding real tears.this story has changed my my whole idea of beefing,grudges,malice,misunderstandings n so on.I can never forget this post in a hurry

@poster
if this is actually true, u not going 2 raise that baby alone, Gods always there n so is your hubby.

_{wipes more tears n blows into a hanky}

and pay me before posting my name aiit?

u wish

Imagine Ben wins paternity of the Children and asked Suga_Lips to marry him ?

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that wud be so cute

sugalips gives birth 2 twins. ben-jay, bill gates n donald trump are all fighting 4 the babies' partenity.

Afang soup

poundo & white soup

mario - how do i breathe

, vasquez_{4gotten his 1st name} - gallery

mario - how do i breathe

smtin  vasquez_{can't rememba his 1st name} - gallery

In Nigeria anything is possible

i totally agree anything is possible

Ridiculous!  Unbelievable!   to be frank it's really scary  how about u?

i don't know bout the truthfulness of the source,but am not suprised,kuz iv actually seen_{i wasnt at the place sha but i saw the proof}a woman vormits different colours of feathers from a bird and gives birth to a tortoise simultaneously in the same akwa ibom.

the world is turning into smthing else

Tilll then, lets rejoice at another "Hollywood Union".

in less than the next 5months ill soon be rejoicing on the latest 'HOLLYWOOD BREAKUP'

then next stop REHAB<sub>she wud just be following the newest trend

MARRIAGE then BREAKUP then checks into REHAB</sub>

;DCANT WAIT

wow so its true dey re dating. am sure dbanj has shown her d koko.

Am damn sure she aint DISSAPOINTED

they shud make d affair known n stop denying, hey yah Dbanj has crushed so many kokolet's high hopes.

kokolets take heart, just keeep in mind that the RELATIONSHIP wont last long its just a matter of tym n ini edo wud be tired of his KOKO

Kronkykay records track wth notorious big and wins a grammy 4 the track.

Cries out !!!

YABA- YABA,  YABA,

oh so your running, tld u were 2 chicken 2 face my pips.

<sub>gives a hi5 2 2pac n master p

says to 2pac' il kul u bk wen i find our next victim.2pac says'poor ben am sure by now his got 2 yaba n is checkin into the hospital there,poor fella he messd wit d wrong person.

master p says'i think i shud adopt ituen 4 a son in place of romeo he has a good sense of humor.n the adoption wud also make him a beta n richa guy'</sub>

Dbanj, Dbanj, Dbanj, Dbanj, Dbanj - he was da bomb dis year.
 
Olu maintain - his second on ma chart, his videos were also tight

P-square - am not a fan, but their DO ME was ok n different 4 a change

@all  bt its not fair how come no lady made has made anyone's list.

am not sure but did SASHA's ADARA come out in 2007?
:

I no understand your language at all

i dont understand u wats not understandable bout the language?


@ben
I knew u wudnt believe me! anyway am going 2 show u proof that i aint joking here.

_{dials her godfather while invoking 2pac.}

Ini Edo and Dbanj

are u really sure of these two, kuz ive read so many mags n tv interviews, that both of them deny anything to do with each otha except being frenz.

_{wedding bells ringing ding dong ding dong}


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]@imaibehe Are you indirectly applying to be my girl friend or what ?

If your nick be like this, how your face go be ? (No take am personal, na question i ask)

id advice you to watch it, u wudnt want 2 get on the wrong syd of master p_{his ma godfather},omarion & chrisbrown_{u know we are dating} and i don't think they would sit back n watch sm1 they love being stroked. and worst of all 2pac_{he kud km bk 2 lyf jst 4 me}.

don't say i didnt warn ya.

[color=#770077][/color]u guys ive got 2 comment this is d funniest thread, i mean funniest thread on nairaland eva.u guys are the bomb._{gives standing ovation}

@benjay

anyone that recomends those kind of THINGS to u hates u enough 2 kill u n its best u start begging ituen 4 4gvness, its jst ma advice 2 u, u seem like a very nice person n i wudnt want 2 c your orbituary. Am so irritated that am at the toilet bowl doing some serious PUKING.

@islander
cute9jaguy says"thank god islander & msanda are geting along i knew this was a match made in haven".imaibehe says"this is lovely".

@cute9jaguy
ha ha ha! theres no rule that stops a 15yr old 4rm being in the university, dnt let d age fool ya is it all bout wat i karry. u know wat i mean

@cute9jaguy
i agree with islander- NO FIGHTING. I was just joking, hope there are no hard feelings.
how did u make ur keyboard witch-proof? Id also want 2 do the same my keyboard is acting FUNNY

hey wat happen? why didnt u complete the ani, ? or did my first klass WINCHing affect ur keyboard

@all
hey we cant blame cute9jaguy 4 supporting d poster,its a male thing 2 back up a brotha who's displayin animalistic traits