*wears on more khaki jeans making seven. Makes belt tighter. Carries shoes on head and runs 4 dear yansh*

i nor go witness bad thing. Imagine d confidence 2 of dem get. Chai!! G0D FORBID!

*wears on more khaki jeans making seven. Makes belt tighter. Carries shoes on head and runs 4 dear yansh*

i nor go witness bad thing. Imagine d confidence 2 of dem get. Chai!! G0D FORBID!

What is happening here?

_{Takes of after Miggy}

Miggy wait for meeeeee. . . .

I no fit shout

U nor sabi read?
*throws thug 2pairs of khaki jeans*
just keep runing save d talk 4 later.
Unless u sef be. . .

@Thug Life  Stay there dey ask questions.
Na when you get bow leg after dem bore hole for your yansh, you go get the message well.

_{quickly buys iron boxers with electrocuting device with bold security sign KEEP OFF !!!}

@ituen
make ma wait for u? U think say i trust u? U fit run o but nor come my bak.
*increases speed*

Ben u still get tym to deh shop? I pity ur yansh.
*hangs onto d back of a bus*

Ben i no understand wetin dey happen
I need the brain booster,latest one way you dey use.

common guys wait 4 me. It aint gonna hurt. _{small blood nah!}

Dis bus too slow o.
*alights bus and jumps on a power bike*
datts more like it.
@thug
i'll think of my ass b4 saving anyone elses.

@Thuggy

u dey wait for brain booster. After ANUSman deal wit you, ur brain go turbo charge

<sub>Tessy comes to the rescue wit a range rover. Zooms off and overtakes Miggy

Shouts to miggy</sub> E go be later na

_{*peeps in*}

goddammit.

<sub>*holding my nyash tiightly*

*dials 1 of my gfs, the air hostess*</sub>

keep a seat for me on the next flight out of 9ja to anywhere.

am damn too old to have bow legz now

am outta here!

ol'boy.c matter oh.

i aint running, 'waiting for any ass tearer to come feel the smell of the nozzle, of my pump action'

nice joke!

gets to naija border, alights the rover, boards a private jet to cayman islands _{tessy arranged dis 4 me, oh! she must be a darlin}


*gets into the air and spots Miggy on the ground arriving Kuvuki land from naija with Sanyang Motorcycle motorcade *

_{talking to tessy,} this man try oh, all the way from naija. i never knew he was president, okada riders naija.

with 7 khakis on him, the villagers r surprised, thinking its a new fashion. _{dont forget kuvuki men dont wear clothes} ^{no wonder thuglife imagines how uzzyan wld look like}

_{speaking to tessy,} well development will come thier way soon ^{but i think not in our life time sha}

[color=#770077][/color]u guys ive got 2 comment this is d funniest thread, i mean funniest thread on nairaland eva.u guys are the bomb._{gives standing ovation}

_{gasping for breathe after chasing for 12hrs}. Can't believe guys on nairaland are scared of d koko. ^{Hmmm! sniffs around! Damn! only kokoless are abound.}. _{Gathers momemtum and continue chasing increasing speed}

Thanks for the comment Imaihebe

BACK TO BUSINESS

Call his wife; Hey Tessy come and look at this. Some1 has discovered we vacated the country

Flips open his Laptop, Sets up his GPRS Sattelite mini-dish _{the size of a coca cola counter} and monitors the movement of naijas around the globe

Reports


Migines: *in kuvuki land and today is his coronation as the eze kpaka kpaka eze oba evo ogene obukoro obukoko akpan asukwo udoudoedum I of the land . This is due to the fact that he is the only man that wears clothes _{washu washu agad (native tongue of the kuvukis})*

Saucekid: *In an Al-qaeda training camp in Karachi, Pakistan cleaning his M-16 carbine. Was recently promoted by Osama has the Head of Operations, Al-Qaeda Terrorists Plc Ltd, West Africa Branch

Ayusman: * :oConstantly in search of anything that walk. He has been trekking for miles in an unknown direction. _{This guy must be on heat} . Unknown to him but known to me, his final destination is_{. . . . let me see . . . this one bad oh. . . . , YES…,} The Kalahari Desert

Kronky: *Airbone in his Airbus A380 . ^SHIT!!!! The guy is moving in concentric circles and is basically still in Nigeria. _{LORD HELLEP HIM OH!!!}

Thuggy: *Still at the shop bargaining for brain booster . The shop owner looks away and Thuggy steals the booster. _{Wonder where that sharpness came from}. Unknown to him, the fracas has left his area.


GPRS modem failure!!! Failure!!! Failure!!!


_{Ituen kicks the shit and it picks up again. Once more, connected to the world. Technology na wa oh!} ^{Nigerian goods will not disgrace me here in obodo oyibo}

Ben: *holding his buttocks with both hands and is running for his dear life. _SHIT!!!!! He his coming from the other side of the Kalahari Desert. <sub>Well, na im and Ayusman start the fracas.


Tessy hands me a cup of vanilla shake with cappuccino icing on it.</sub> Thanks dear.

_{Closes his laptop}. Lets do something special, Tessy. How abt making love in the balcony facing the pacific ocean?

Ituen, abeg make u no kill me with laff make dem no come sack me ooo . Damn! This guy is good!

In bed?

Takes d nxt available flight to Kuala Lumpur.

Lol.u guys have made this thread funnier than what it was supposed to be:-):-):-)

Stay der xpose ur yansh dey laff.

_{Sniffs around again after catching up with Dele}. Damn! Can't do dis guy. ^{It's like d guy no wipe him ass after doing d pooo!} Na wao! No more clean butt again?

_{From far away cayman islands}

GPRS tracker beeps indicating activity in naija

Ituen is still busy in the balcony and flings the GPRS into the ocean

Ayusman can catch any1 but be very wary of individuals that poo poo carelessly

hmmmm lol guys

okay guys the storm is over . anusman has caught up wid kronkayy

u can all seee kronkayy whimpering

iteun stiin on his balcony, accidently trips and fallss off the balcony smashing only his teeth

praise the lord the brain booster has been installed in thuggy

Laughs at every Nlander

The teeth that fell of were only dentines.

How come Ayusman caught Kronky? Did he miss Ben on the way? wat are the complications of the act done on kronky?

For more answers to mysteries, tune in to Copy and Paste but funny Thread in Jokes section.

Thank you

You guys are the bomb men _{raises white flag}

My welder don construct iron pants for me _Odiashi and the access is protected in a matrix vault

This vault can only be opened by the use of my wet tongue on the biometric access reader _{make I see how ayaus man go take get to my yanch}.

_{eyes Tessybaby} but i wont mind giving you the access card _winks    goes on laughing till fades away

@THirdi

Make u no try me oo _{my kokostick is made of lazer beam ooo}

*runs to find refuge at CTU*

Again! Check that thing wey u wave very well! _{No be flag oo na that ur brownish expired boxers wey u bin use for 3.5yrs}. Now c what u've cause waving it, ^{coughing nonstop and breathing heaviily}