₦airaland Forum

Onegai:
Innovestor, today is Thursday, send your wife a message right now, ask her what she's doing, if there's light etc. Come home earlier than usual and play with the kids. Buy cake for your wife and everybody eat. When I say play, I mean PLAY. Dance like an egun masquerade. During this play, you guys should make a paper ball, recreate the NIG-GER match of yesterday (pls be Germany ) and stylishly throw it at Mum. Let her pass it back, infact,rush her if she holds the ball long. Feel free to smack her bum during the play, no red card given. Don't ask for sex.

Tomorrow, come home and watch whatever she wants to watch, discuss it with her animatedly. What hairdo is she wearing? Bet you don't know offhand tell her to bring her nailpolish, you want to practise painting because the economy has crashed and manipedis ain't cheap. Ask her what's going with life. Just listen. Gist freely.

Saturday, you and her go to the mall. Go watch a movie together (no kids allowed). In the car home, hold her hand. When you get home, don't sit in your usual seat (the one you use as your personal space), sit with her. Tell her "I've missed us having fun, I've missed you". See how the evening goes.

Hmm. . .You be bad pikin. How did you all know all this. Most men don't know they need to work towards having sex even before the time. It is all this romance & play that will put her in the mood to even seek for sex. They should learn from their wives trick of getting money from them.

Great work. Hope your parent won't force him into studying a course outside his passion. Nigeria parent can be funny at times.

Hmm. The heart of men is indeed wicked

[quote author=drbashfx post=48600564][/quote]You nailed it all. The funny thing is that unemployed youth find it difficult to see this golden opportunities. They will rather stay idle at home waiting for govt jobs that aren't in existence. Or spend time praying for miracle when God has already given them the opportunities to be better than the so called white collar jobs. Even though, they want to be employed, starting small is also a problem.

Hmm. Haven't you wonder why confession like this is always revealed before a judge? The whole think is still pointing to the fact that many prepare for wedding only few plan for marriage. The both couple are simply playing the victim here (lying).

I pray God heal every home/marriage out there before it get to this extent.

macuwon:
Guys please help o, I applied for the police job, but I couldn't attend the state screening due to some logistics. Now I got a mail inviting me for the aptitude test following my success at the state screening which I never attended. What should I do o, is dis God working a miracle or a trap?

Lol. . .None of the above bro. It is just a clear indication that, this whole screening exercise is nothing but a smokescreen. I only pity those wasting their: precious time hoping & money for transport. The list has long been compiled, the only delay now is training funding.

Don't mean to dash someone's hope but that is the reality in Nigeria. Govt jobs (FG, State, LGA) are use for political gratification. Just pray God link you to the person given the slot period.

Story Story

teekol:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I got married in January this year and I have not enjoyed my husband for once. I mean he is okay in other aspects but in the bedroom, he doesn't satisfy me . He barely lasts up to 5 minutes and it is really frustrating considering the fact that I have been in other relationships in the past and I know what a good sex feels like. My husband is tired , so am I. Anyone with a reasonable solution please?No insults, only reasonable comments. Thanks

Hmm. don't tell me you haven't heard of "I AM A MAN" herbal tea on the platform?! Order for him, I bet you, you will open another thread asking how to reduce his sexual activeness. See my signature for more details.

Identifying the key features
Generally, the Giant Africa Large Snails (GALS) may look the same in appearance to consumers because it has foot (fleshy part) and shell. But this can't be said for the farmers. In identifying the common distinguishing features among the snail type under review. You are to note the following:

1. Achatina-Fulica (AF): This snail has very pointed tail. Dark shell, though, very similar shell colour is sometimes found among the Marginata's but with clear difference on the foot colour. It has over 7 rings/circle/curved. AF is usually very smaller in size compare to AM and AA. The snail size also reflect on its eggs size. Though, it produces between 100 to 150 eggs a clutch.

2. Achatina-Marginata (AM). This snail really represent in terms of it giant size. It has a blunt tail-end. AM has 5 and below rings/round-curve. It has various colours depending on its immediate environment. Though, usually brownish with some dark colour design. It lays between 9 to 12 eggs a clutch. The eggs are usually the biggest in size and the baby snail grows faster compare to AF and AA. This makes it more viable for business.

Achatina-Achatina (AA): This is popularly referred to as Ghana tiger. Because it is mainly found in Ghana, the extra giant size and the designs on the shell. It has a yellowish and darkish spine on the shell which has close similarity with a tiger colour. AA has a very pointed tail just like AF. It usually has 7 or more rings "round-curved" on the shell. it can lay between 200 to 400 eggs a clutch. The eggs are the smallest among the three. Though, it grows slower compare to AM, but it is the biggest on the long run. It is also good for business. but it requires a lot of patients and extra care, it appear to be more delicate.

Please, use the above image for visual explanations.

Hmm. the labour market is ever increasing.

Nija. . . .

Thanks for the info. . .

mukhcech:
Bro are you obsessed with Book haram?

No Sir

The fear of Boko the beginning of. . . .

This is the reason Oshiomhole is turning hip up on campaign ground just to ensure Obaseki wins at all cost. So, the funding of his modern wife can be sustained.

Welcome to the zoo

hmm. As usual, he will need two years to search for the saint/super minister (Dino Melaye).

HungerBAD:
Once upon a time.

Pastors/Men of God were well respected,and even feared by people. But these days,the men of God are a Disgrace to God's name.

These days, the title Pastor instantly makes you become suspicious. There are Pastors like Pastor King in Prison,who gives his female members his sperm to drink.

There are those in South Africa that makes their members eat grass. Pastor Chris says Mastubartion is Biblical.

One out of every 5 Armed Robbers arrested is a Pastor in Nigeria,and half of the Catholic Reverend Father's are busy forcing little boys to have sex.

The Vatican has even spent millions in Dollars shutting little boys up with cash settlement.

And now this man in this story is accused of ritual?who for God's sake is a real man of God?

Answer: You, once you obey biblical instructions.

kenonze:
Lol.
I Don't blame any of them. We don't have role model anymore in our society.

Is it the pastors.. ... .... Raping members Politicians.... .. ...... Stealing without fear Civil servants... ... .. Taking bribes to work on files Lecturers. .. ... .... ... Sexual abusing students President....... .. .. . Traveling upandan Youth.. .. ... ..... forming Avengers, IPOB, etc
Who exactly?

Hmm! food for thought

Laughable! do I need to read a blank paper?!

Government of the future
I pity the youth who still have hope in this country called "Nigeria", They will need to beat a biblical record of the oldest man that even lived.

Welcome to the govt of future

NCAN your food is ready.

You are allowed to steal even in America but never you get caught. But in my formal country Nija steal, get caught and be celebrated.

RIP

This govt is still very confused

hmm

I came across this hilarious picture on Facebook. So I decided to share it here to make us understand what the employers of labour really expect from applicants.

What do you think?

DrRasheed:
Buhari is doing all with in the bond of his capability and no body can make it better than the way he is doing it

It is very obvious you still have at least a meal a day. Why didn't you make this same remarks for GEJ even with an obvious better economy.

Hmm. They want to finish Nigeria. Two goals down

This is a wakeup call to my great people (electorate) of Edo State as the gubernatorial election day draws nearer, about the need to clearly define why a particular gubernatorial candidate should be voted for. This article is centred on how to make that pertinent decision of choice among the contestants. This is because of the usual deceive full strategy used by most Nigeria politicians to sway gullible electorates to sacrificing their vote for them. To this effect, the candidates are use to promising the electorate heaven and earth.

We are using the campaign promises of the two major contenders in Edo State gubernatorial election as a case study.

The APC gubernatorial candidate, Godwin Obaseki, says he will create 200,000 jobs if voted as governor of my dear state, Edo.

He is brandishing job figures like pure water but he is not telling us how and when he hopes to accomplish it. Even Adams Oshiomole's 8 years as governor could not boast of creating 5,000 jobs talk less of 200,000 jobs.

And Godwin Obaseki hopes to make that possible at a time when most governors can not pay their workers salaries. Even when some state government are thinking of retrenchment? Haba!

Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu is the PDP gubernatorial candidate in Edo State. He equally promise to reduce the unemployment rate in the state among others campaign promises. See the screen shop for his speech below. You can also click here for details: Ize-iyamu: https://www.today.ng/politics/150619/ize-iyamu-promises-revive-dead-industries-edo

Both have spoken well, at least they have spoken in tone with the tenets of democracy and the basic needs for the citizens. Nevertheless, as good as the promises may sound, We (the electorate) need to look beyond this sweet story and promise of hope to critically analysis issues to ask the basic fundamental questions which is often neglected by many electorates. Which are the HOW and WHEN?

My opinion is that, any gubernatorial candidate in Edo State that can't convince you about the how and when whatever he/she is promising is going to be realised shouldn't be voted for regardless of party affiliation.
My Edo people need to be asking these politicians the right questions. A campaign promise without the how and the when of making it happen is a promise unkept.

Enough of blind followership. Shine your eyes!!!
Don't sacrifice your future and that of your children for less than 10,000 bribe.

Cc
Mynd44, Seun, lalasticlala, I believe you will agree with me that the future of a great nation begins with the choice of her leadership.

By the time this govt has finished with Nija, we go dey beg to be Benin republic citizen

lol. . .CBN policies have always been trial & error. How do you curtain a good businessman from maximizing profit occasioned from government's systemic weakness/failure. The only remedy to this whole issues is to be an exporting nation. And see BDC activities naturally under control.

Nigeria is got all it takes to be a great Nation in true sense, but vampires in political forms won't have it so.