₦airaland Forum

JigsawKillah:
Just let them know who you think deserves it

HurricaneMIMZY:
Dharay, you must CONFESS/
This is a no CONTEST
The others are drying up and losing their fluids, it's like a CUM-FEST/
But the train wouldn't stop until MI.MZY comes FIRST!


Vote-Mim.zy-As-Miss-Nairaland-2016

IStandWLanicky:
Like really

slyIsaac:
Na so dem make me believe layla129 is innocent!!

blueto:
I vote for Miss Optio.nal1.

layla129:
Lol, thanks

layla129:
Blame sultan

layla129:
Buhahahaha....really? See head
You just made me lose a bet with this drawing...i couldn't just ignore this for 5days
Imd.haray you win .

hmm, u can't jez stay away completely,
jez less dan a day dear! lol

Ennyhorlar:
who is he?
who e EPP??

MalamDanLady:
[b]And your parents are so proud of your inability to write properly or scale through JAMB. Seems your analphabetism and brain lesions are genealogically steuctured!!!

Yes they are the son of a bonehead who was too drunk to pay attention to your educational acquirement!!!

When you're not cross dressing with weave-on, you're distorting the colours of your face with cheap bleaching agents.

E-duels will only earn you pity, as cheap alcohol earned your father the job of a generator service-man that sealed the fate of your perennial illiteracy .

Pantywaist monster, you jump to bully girls into intimidating them to like you when you can't even construct a single post to express your perversion

Your lineage lived their entire lives on their knees under subjugation to their own peerage.


The legacy continues with you, even here on NL you're still arguably the dumbest, most despicable son of an invertebrate bug whose only importance is to make us master the virtue of temper management.


Son of a drunken reveller!!!

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Softappless, hit the report button a hundred times, but I about to troll you in ways you'd never thought possible.

Every new moniker henceforth has got to be me.

tushgirl:
How old are you and are you married?

TheDarknight:
[ But you just said I was 38 three posts away? Seems you're carrying all the curses of your clan in your hollow head, or your retroactive amnesia is still undiagnosed.

What do you understand by indirect tax, dummy?

Scatterbrained son of a mongoloid subhuman.


If your father knew your IQ would be a tad lower than chacma baboons, he would have _wanked you off on the tile-less bathroom floor and spare your mother a hideous 9months of carrying the foetus of nairaland bemedalled _idiot cum fagggot with anal orifice as wide as Romanceland!!!!
Waste of blood and tissue!!!

MRNipples:
OLD MAN, stop using d fact dat ure a 35year old good 4 nothing online warrior with big big grammer but no house, no cars, no wife and children. like wtf!! aint u curse already. nd yeah cars nd houses can be measured as success. i dnt pay tax? lol idiot hav u eva heard of indirect tax? old cargo like u.

0h Laaaawwwwwwd,
lwkm, 0ya school him on tax...

TheDarknight:
You measure life's success with expensive cars and houses?

I'm a dude with a modest income and a very RICH view of life!!!

The word "_stupid" does not even begin to capture the enormity of your mental and psychological corrosion!!!


You're broke destitute illiterate who relies on MTN cheat codes to surf the web.

A none tax-paying citizen like you who contributes nothing to his society but has managed to be the most spasmodic sponger and curse to his society should be fed rat poison.

I am certain your corpse will be overlooked by a wake of maraunder vultures.

Son of a bone-lazy guttersnipe!!!

maaaahn, its enuff na.
yhu wanna kill d lad...

dare2differ:
Did you actually read that meaningful nonsense?

Let him try again

Specialbaby:
initially you were interesting,initially i was wowed,initially i was amazed because i have never seen a fellow so versatile but as the days turn into weeks and weeks into months and months into years it dawn on my something is wrong with you,i thought about connecting you but how is that possible when you have been suck deep into your world of delusion?you are not only uncouth but beyond redeemtion.

Next week is TB joshua deliverance service,do well to remind me,i will take you there

don't worry
transportation fee is on me.

kai kai kai.!
Healing section f0r kingsley.?
This is serious gaaahd!

TheDarknight:
[ Lolz, I see you have little sense. You deliberately don't quote my damning posts so that your followers don't get to see the heavy shellacking I dealt you.

But save your advice, you need them for your father.

If he had half my education and grandeur, there's no way he won't teach you how to write properly or even punctuate.

You claimed to be an ND student but you can't even swing one sentence without colouring it with errors!!!

Bleached out, ugly Changeling!!!


I saw you dissing Eva for giving in to me. I never knew it pained you.

But I remember when I set out to get her you were trying to distract me. So pained.

You're going to haemorrhage to death, boy.


Your birth is a baggage the world is still struggling to carry!!!

all dez for Saintsamurai, .

Specialbaby:
I must confess my dissapointment pertaining the show we just witnessed,so the sonofmark is still the same?no changes at all since 2014?


What manner of man are you mr kingsley?what kind of life are you living?do you have ambitions?i have silently witnessed your foolery from afar,is iife that harsh on you mr man?

It quite saddening and at same time worrisome,that a guy your age,a graduate for that matter will stoop so low to saving screenshots and resort to internet bullying to the extent of forming an e gang for that purpose.

Some of those i have watched you diss from afar are now way better than you yet you feel the only way to spice your miserable life up is by bullying teens and youth on romance section?


I can't forget how coogar tried so hard to bring you back to sanity but yours am sorry is a sorry case,it seems you have been cursed from birth.

It a pity dear,quite a pity8)

Kingsley is cursed fr0m birth,
Laaaawwwwwwd av mercy!

Braintouch:
.

whaataafucckk is this...,
daht face...uurrgh

Lezzlie:
Alright, this is where I reach out and hand you the proverbial handkerchief to douch your tears.

But I'll be your benefactor yet again to continue my free education for you.

The title "Mr" applies to every adult male, it's not marriage dependent.

Your football age being 16 doesn't stop your bones and organs from reflecting your fruitless time on earth.

And get my age right for once, yesterday i was 35 , today I'm 38, tomorrow I'll be 24.

Now let me diss you :





[b]I have passed the worst phase of my life: I have faced and beaten JAMB, have taken the rigours of university education in my strides and have conquered the behemoth monster of job search. Nairaland is my playground, my leisure.


You're still a JAMB-writing, university-deficient, carrier-devoid loner who hasn't yet lived.

Nairaland is your getaway from the painful pangs of your reality.

That's why you claim every persona imaginable to be relevant. You have tried prophesy with Whitewitch moniker, which i disgraced you to deactivate.

you have tried fagggotry with softappless, you have tried püssy-poaching with sweetorgasm and now you're trying out hermaphroditism with MrNipples.

You're manic-depressive with chronic personality-disorder.

You're a pitiable grub who can't tell where his next meal is coming from.

If your father paid his dues in life, you will never lose your social inhibition to be the top scumbag no one takes seriously.

The earth is ready, wide open to swallow you into oblivion, your existence is still a reminder that the factory of nature has grave error.

Offspring of the damned!!!

[/b]

Aaalaaakaa! .

agarawu23:
wetin this mumu dey show us?
I have made this guy miserable
He doesn't know what to use again.

i am your nightmare boy.

kramfonos:
Agaruwu23 the jobless boy, you've spent 3 months and 12 days online.

You've also made 16,281comments in less than 2 years on your Agarawu23 moniker alone. 20 months since registration.

I know you share thet intelligence of a jellyfish so let me put in in perspective :

16,281 comments rationed to 3 months and 12 days spent online is about
:

158.1 comments per day!


God! 158 comments per day! Not adding your other numerous monikers.


Agaruwu23, when do you have time to bathe? Do you socialize offline? Do you eat? What time do you create to exercise? Scratch that- you have a potbelly so obviously you don't workout.


Agarawu23, you have no life outside Nairaland.

He doesn't baff?
whhhhaaaaaaht .

Dockybae:
Mimzy team baffles me though,who in his right sense will keep kingsley in a campaign team? It seems mimzy does not know how romancelanders hate that jobless rabid dog,


he is a great disadvantage to your campaign, as long as kramfonos remains in your team,you can not be our missnairaland.NEVER!