Richiy:
I even get scared of referring people to Nairaland, unlike before, most especially romance section. I hide it like it is porn.

IamLEGEND1:
Affirmative,boss.
Asses-not just any ass but spectacular asses, are the true spice of life....everything else pales in comparison.

slyIsaac:

Investigations are still ongoin!

slyIsaac:
Na so dem make me believe layla129 is innocent!!

Richiy:

Scary But true Especially from my young brothers.

Owliver:
but why?

firstking01:
Egbon, i can invite anybody to nairaland but not my girl...nairaland romance section go just swallow her up

Richiy:


Hehehe. Hope say you no follow dey swallow other people baby?

Richiy:


Do you see the kind of thread they create here? The way they talk about and treat ladies? Impressionable minds might believe it to be true in the real world. Instead, I have downloaded Quora App for them. It is a much better alternative.

slyIsaac:
Na so dem make me believe layla129 is innocent!!

firstking01:
Egbon, i can invite anybody to nairaland but not my girl...nairaland romance section go just swallow her up

Richiy:

Scary But true Especially from my young brothers.

KingRex1:
Haha.. This got me laffing

Richiy:
I even get scared of referring people to Nairaland, unlike before, most especially romance section. I hide it like it is porn.

Oliviaarims:


Lol...

firstking01:
Yeah cos she loves to explore things

firstking01:
Having been an adent follower and observer of nairaland and some advicers and advicees in romance section here, i 've seen people come here to seek help of how nairaland is killing their relationships both the guys and girls...well, it's not everything you see here you'd take to heart...just be discerning and mature enough to pick the good advice and forgo the bad ones...l




The key word here is "can", meaning you are still prone to doing it, asin, there's a huge percentage of the probability you gonna do it somedayl, if you are not mature or discerning enough to adhere or chose between a good and bad advice...



6 Things that romance section of nairaland can push you to think of the opposite sex...



1. It can make you to see a boobless and buttless girl as not wifeable or dateable...nairaland guys with their obssession for boobs and butts, i wonder wetin them see there,,,if i'm lying ask these crew...Iamlegend1, butchcassidy, and their chairman falconey.



2. It can make you to see every girl on the street as potential sex objects...need i say much on this cos recently there has been threads of "every girl was created to be bleeped"...you can imagine this mindset from somebody with
complete brains na


3. Romance section of nairaland can make you to always see your girlfriend as a cheat even when she faithful pass our father abraham of old..



4. Romance section of nairaland can make you to give the girl coming directly opposite to you a dosal and lateral view...i.e, as the lady is coming closed to you, your eyes will first be fixed on her chest to see if her boobs are big, and when she passed, you turn around to view her bakasi,,,100% of nairaland guys are guilty here including me.



5. Romance section of nairaland is also capable of making you see all men as dogs...ask jadekitan or naughtynaughty....when you make yourself an overriped mango, differend species of flies must come perching on you... Helloooooooooooooooo.. Cc wildflame iykekelvins



6. It is also capable of making you think that it's impossible for you to serve God effectively and be on romance section of nairaland...they will imediately tag you an hypocrite.



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Kindly add yours if you have any

Richiy:
I even get scared of referring people to Nairaland, unlike before, most especially romance section. I hide it like it is porn.

naughtynaughty:
hellooooooooo cc wildflame iykekelvins firstking01 kingrex1 obiorathesubtle lol

naughtynaughty:
hellooooooooo cc wildflame iykekelvins firstking01 kingrex1 obiorathesubtle lol

WiLdFLame:
U were ban shey?

naughtynaughty:
no ooo

WiLdFLame:

didnt u see my mentions? hope everything is settled sha?

naughtynaughty:
sorry I couldn't reply dem. Showapa miss ur wahala ooo.. Lemme Goan check all ur topics

Caravan:


Hi. Remember me?

KingRex1:
She sounds hot already. No worry she gon come up here one day nd start making lists bou boyfriends so uptight with their fones

adegunwa4real:
This section can turn an ugly chick to a goddess cos the guys in here don't care so long she get booby and yansh

Oliviaarims:


Lol. Of course, I do. Have you been looking for any more punctuation/spacing errors?

Caravan:


Actually, I have. But sadly, I haven't found any.

Oliviaarims:

Caravan:


Don't get excited yet, no one is perfect. We all slip up one time or the other. You are bound to make mistakes at some point, and maybe I will come across such mistake and point it out to you like I did the other time. But that would make me a douche wouldn't it?