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Sports › Nigerian's Samuel Chukwueze Among The 10 Players Shortlisted For Kopa Trophy by ImmaculateJOE(op): 8:59pm On Oct 21, 2019
Ballon d'Or - Kopa Trophy nominees
And here are the 10 players shortlisted for the Kopa Trophy, awarded to the best young player in 2019.

Joao Felix
Jadon Sancho
Moise Kean
Samuel Chukwueze
Kang-in Lee
Matthijs de Ligt
Vinicius Jr
Kai Havertz
Matteo Guendouzi
Andriy Lunin
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 7:06pm On Oct 18, 2019
Yoighaman:
Lol at stay virgin for wifey, nice one but sha don't bore her in bed after una marry. If she sef be virgin, una go be 2 learners, I can't imagine smiley
Don't worry Bro I got that covered.

I've read that ladies love to reach climax and so when the time comes I will learn it.
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 7:02pm On Oct 18, 2019
chi4ik:
More grace bro, I'm 35 years old & I have not had sex.. You can do it.
Wow! This is Just Godly.

Thank you Sir. I will strive to stay celibate.
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:59pm On Oct 18, 2019
Jaybnjamin:
People like him, will mistakenly flush off their diccks after making use of WC. Cos they barely use it.
Funny thing, he won't notice grin grin
grin you don't have Joy
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:58pm On Oct 18, 2019
ayomide8990:
Same too here but I am 20 Now.
Boss is not easy at all.
Special when I wake up in Mid night. And obula stand.i feel like fucking any hoe. But God still take total control.
grin grin grin Lols I can relate bro. Truly God is taking total control.
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:55pm On Oct 18, 2019
GeneralPula:
Lol, Man, you’re just playing yourself oo
How I'm I playing myself, explain better biko
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:54pm On Oct 18, 2019
marvin905:
oga be honest with yourself ..
lack of opportunities is the reason y your still a virgin..
make woman open leg for you whether you nor go dive inside
Boss, I live off campus at school with a nigger that is a player, he normally brings babes home. But since he noticed I'm not interested in sturvz like this He stopped.

Now He respects me so much. Even though he's 4yrs older than me.
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:49pm On Oct 18, 2019
GogobiriLalas:
lol but wifey won't stay virgin for you O
I wish to have her as a virgin, but it all depends on the will of the Almighty.

His WILL is supreme
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:47pm On Oct 18, 2019
AntiBrutus:
Please keep it up. That is one of the best gifts a man can give his woman. Any man that can abstain for years, even during his hoe-phase, would most likely not cheat on his wife. smiley
Amen. Thank you so much
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:45pm On Oct 18, 2019
Adiwana:
Sounds to me like lack of play than wanting to remain a virgin.But what do I know
Not really
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:44pm On Oct 18, 2019
truthsayer009:
It will end in tears
Tears of Joy kwo?
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:44pm On Oct 18, 2019
teejaymiquel:
I swear dis niqqa no get prick
na urinary tube u v
Oga Boss, Its functioning properly.
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:43pm On Oct 18, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
You need to take your commitment to the next level and make it for yourself!!
Alright Boss
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2019
faithfull18:
Nice one, keep it up.
Thank You Ma "faithful"

We desire only to be faithful to God
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:41pm On Oct 18, 2019
Dande55:
Your type is rare
Its the Lord's doing
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 6:40pm On Oct 18, 2019
meetmeonline:
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Please don't you ever attempt it (it is not as sweet as people make it appear and you regret badly every time you ejaculate, for real, no gain), and marry a woman that will never deny you of it. The moment you start (late), you will tend to pursue it more than those that have been in it, trust me! Sex only pushes in the "about-to" stage and after the piss, you feel like rewinding the world and not doing it at all....ask others that have done it here let them say if I lie.
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Thanks for the encouragement
Crime › Re: Pastor Caught Speaking In Tongues While Eating Woman’s Vagina (VIDEO) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 5:18pm On Oct 18, 2019
He ate his last supper.

I'm Just imagining the shame the wife and his children will be feeling now?
Romance › Re: Twitter Reacts As ‘pastor Caught Speaking In Tongues While Eating Woman’s Vagina by ImmaculateJOE(m):
Odiegwu!

Indeed "What is seen cannot be unseen ". Very disgusting.

The Old man ate his last supper and the food sef get stretch marks.
Romance › Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Needs Sex Help From Me - Lady Shares Text Message From Ex by ImmaculateJOE(m): 12:36pm On Oct 18, 2019
I'm 26 now and still counting but no sex yet.

I am glowing in the grace of the Almighty, although the konji use to set in many atimes esp at nights and whenever eyes mistakenly see those plumpy boos, thighs and bum bum. wink

But guy man gats to maintain grin and control himself. I must stay VIRGIN for Wiffy.
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Ekene Iwuoha 'Onitsha Fire Hero' (Photos) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 11:40am On Oct 18, 2019
michlins:
I am disappointed in ipob. They blamed the accidents on others instead of calling for the heads of the governor's of the South East for being such failures.

To this man, I wish obiano had your bravery
What are you saying? Didn't you hear and see all the bashing of Obiano and that Fire service head?

Igbos are not bitter people, there was little or no blame towards Buhari, they shifted the blames to the state gov't, which is right.
Even the tanker driver (probably a Northerner) was not blamed much.
When it comes to security and economic challenges Bubu is the chief blamee, but this incident Obiano is surly the blamee.
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Ekene Iwuoha 'Onitsha Fire Hero' (Photos) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 11:38am On Oct 18, 2019
Commendable.
Had it been there was 10 of his type there, then some more valuables would have been rescued.
Politics › Re: Lalong Appoints Shehu Bala, Hausa-Fulani As Chairman, Plateau Indigenes Kick by ImmaculateJOE(m): 10:50am On Oct 18, 2019
North is North whether Hausa, Fulani or Tiv, whether Benue, Plateau or Sokoto.

All I know is that the Holy Book said "FEAR NORTH"

Nobody should quote me, they were the people that killed their true brothers back then.

Even up till today the Northern minority Christians call me "nyamiri banza"(useless Igbo)
Education › Re: Sexually Transmitted Degrees : 7 Things You Should Know by ImmaculateJOE(m):
So the Paris Club Fund, that this government is sharing upandan was made possible by one Nyamiri called "Ngozi Okonjo Iwela". Yet they're always throwing tantrums towards her at any slightest opportunity.

Indeed Igbo Amaka!
Sports › Re: De Ligt, Fati, Vinicius & Felix Lead The 20-man Shortlist For Golden Boy Award by ImmaculateJOE(m): 2:38pm On Oct 15, 2019
My top 5.
1. Jadon Sancho
2. Joao Felix
3. Matthijs de light
4. Erling Haaland
5. Mason Mount
Sports › Re: Let's Play: Form Your Starting 11 With A Player From Each Listed Team by ImmaculateJOE(m): 2:33pm On Oct 15, 2019
Owk
Sports › Re: EPL: Two Top European Clubs Battle For Arsenal’s Mesut Ozil by ImmaculateJOE(m): 2:23pm On Oct 15, 2019
He can't break into the starting XI of Conte's Inter Milian with that his lazy attitude.

He should just go to MSL, David Beckham's Miami is available.
Sports › Re: 2019 Golden Boy: Mason Mount, Matthidjs De Ligt And Joao Felix Among Nominees by ImmaculateJOE(m): 2:19pm On Oct 15, 2019
kleverley:
no doubts,I think it would be Joao Felix
Forget English Media hype, Jadon Sancho is a better player than Joao Felix.
Sports › Re: 2019 Golden Boy: Mason Mount, Matthidjs De Ligt And Joao Felix Among Nominees by ImmaculateJOE(m):
My top 5
1. Jadon Sancho
2. Joao Felix
3. Erling Haaland
4. Matthijs de ligt
5. Mason Mount
Sports › Re: Schweinsteiger & Bale... 9 Modern Stars Who Made Career Playing Out Of Position by ImmaculateJOE(m): 12:02pm On Oct 12, 2019
sylve11:
your teeth complete and you nor get ibeke.......... cool
Lols. Bros which one be Ibeke?
Sports › Re: Schweinsteiger & Bale... 9 Modern Stars Who Made Career Playing Out Of Position by ImmaculateJOE(m): 11:57am On Oct 12, 2019
Angelfrost:
Messi and Bale are largely the most versatile among footballers of this generation...

Messi is like a ghost.... One minute he is intercepting attack at the back, next minute he is bossing the midfield, then before you say Lionel, he is beating defenders to score a mind blowing goal... I fear that guy.
Oil dey your brain
Sports › Re: Schweinsteiger & Bale... 9 Modern Stars Who Made Career Playing Out Of Position by ImmaculateJOE(m): 11:35am On Oct 12, 2019
Add Cristiano Ronaldo and Leo Messi.

Ronaldo started as a wingman, and is ending up a prolific striker.

Messi started as a frontman and is ending up a deep laying midfield.

Sergio Ramos started as a right back and is ending up as a centre back.

Giggs started as a wingman, ended as a midfielder.

The list is endless
Sports › Re: Already 93 Goals, Will Ronaldo Beat International Record Of 109 Goals? by ImmaculateJOE(m): 10:27am On Oct 11, 2019
On/Before Qatar 2022 when Ronaldo will hang his boots for Portugal he might have scored 120 or more goals.

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