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Sports › Re: £1000 Lottery Awarded For Equaling Or Surpassing Cristiano Ronaldo’s Jump by ImmaculateJOE(m): 5:47pm On Jul 29, 2019

Op. No pictures?

Smh

Politics › Re: Uloma Nwosu's School Sealed By EFCC (Photos) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 9:43pm On Jul 26, 2019

OILOFGLADNESS:

hey, i haf laughed like...

CHINEKE MERE GI EBERE

Virgin Maria nyere gi aka grin

Na one of those songs wey we dey carry jollyficate that time.

Sports › Re: Fight Break Out Between Hazard And Five Other Real Madrid Stars by ImmaculateJOE(m): 5:01pm On Jul 26, 2019

Remimadrid:
The news has fake written all over it. Gareth Bale, followed by Sergio Ramos are the highest earners in the squad.

Hazard has overtaken them all.

Sports › Re: See The Moment American NBA player Made LFC Giant, Van Dijk Look Like A Kid by ImmaculateJOE(m): 7:52am On Jul 25, 2019

And people are calling me that is just 6'3 "tallest"

Politics › Re: Uloma Nwosu's School Sealed By EFCC (Photos) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 5:24pm On Jul 24, 2019

Okoroausa!

There are 5 types of Iberiberism.

1. Iberibe
2. Ibariba
3. Ibarism
4. Ibankuwa &
5. Iba!

Sports › Re: Gambian Footballer Signed And Sacked In A Day by ImmaculateJOE(m): 8:24pm On Jul 23, 2019

Village people

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Hits Police Official As Fan Invades Juventus Training(Photos) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 8:18pm On Jul 23, 2019

Wailers above me were too dumb to understand that the gesture was simply to react to him (Ronaldo) been cleared from any rape case after an allegation against him earlier in 2019.

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Sports › Re: Real Madrid Named The Most Valuable Football Club By Forbes by ImmaculateJOE(m): 8:13pm On Jul 23, 2019

Juventus is ranked number what?

Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Shows Her Post-Surgery Leg (Disturbing Photo) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 8:03pm On Jul 23, 2019

This lady get coconut head fa, na only water dey inside.
Everything media.

God airpus oh!

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Science/Technology › Re: Alligator Found In Family’s Swimming Pool In New York (Photos) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 8:02pm On Jul 23, 2019

This one na Gone?

Original Gobe!

Politics › Re: Gunshots At Bannes Wuse 2 Abuja, As Lady Closes Shop (Photos) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 7:45pm On Jul 23, 2019

GISpro:
Stay tuned on this space for the history of Shia from an expert in Islamic history.

Please stay tuned.

I'm waiting OBIdiently

Politics › Re: Full Names Of Buhari's Ministerial List: Gbemi Saraki, Akpabio, Amaechi by ImmaculateJOE(m): 2:01pm On Jul 23, 2019

loloskigbaski:
yea...36states + FCT, THEN 6 GEO POLITICAL ZONES

There is no nominee from FCT

Politics › Re: Full Names Of Buhari's Ministerial List: Gbemi Saraki, Akpabio, Amaechi by ImmaculateJOE(m): 1:59pm On Jul 23, 2019

Mrshocker:
yes Adebayo was Ekiti 1999 governor.

Owk. Thank you Boss. They're 9 Ex-governors then

Politics › Re: Full Names Of Buhari's Ministerial List: Gbemi Saraki, Akpabio, Amaechi by ImmaculateJOE(m): 1:19pm On Jul 23, 2019*

Anambra
Bauchi
Edo
Kaduna
Kano
Kwara &
Lagos states
all got two nominees

Also I counted 8 former Governors.
Akpabio, Ngige, Timipre, Akume, Ogbonnaya Onu, Fashola, Aregbesola, & Amaechi.

I think Adebayo of Ekiti is also a Former Governor, not sure tho.

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Sports › Re: Is Bale The Most Successful ‘failure’ Ever? by ImmaculateJOE(m): 8:37pm On Jul 22, 2019

Since year 2000 Bale is Real Madrid's 4th most prolific goalscorer behind C.Ronaldo, Benzema and Ronaldo De lima

He's underrated.

Sports › Re: Griezmann: Messi Hasn't Welcome Me To Barcelona by ImmaculateJOE(m): 8:26pm On Jul 22, 2019

Apart from the two GOATS.

Mbappe
Neymar
Hazard.
Van Dik

Are better than Griezmann.

He's on same level with the likes of
Pogba
De Brune
Bernardo Silva
Salah
Mane
De ligt
Lewi
e.t.c

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Politics › Re: Kano Igbos Meet Ganduje, Reject Call For Relocation Of Fulani From South (Pics) by ImmaculateJOE(m): 3:48pm On Jul 21, 2019

This is fake!

OP where is the source of this information, and videos equally.

Politics › Re: Buhari: Bayelsa With 8, Kano 44 LGAs Have Equal Senators Shows Fairness by ImmaculateJOE(m): 4:43pm On Jul 19, 2019

pinkPUSSY:
This man is hopeless.

What happened to OilPussy?

Politics › Re: “Never Give Money To Someone Who Uses Better Phone Than You” – Reno Omokri by ImmaculateJOE(m): 4:40pm On Jul 19, 2019

2019elections:
That one na story for another day.

Quote me when you share the story.

Politics › Re: “Never Give Money To Someone Who Uses Better Phone Than You” – Reno Omokri by ImmaculateJOE(m): 4:19pm On Jul 19, 2019

2019elections:
Please read, a true life story.

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn't know which one to marry. As a test, he gave them N2,000,000 each to see how they will spend it.

The first girlfriend went to get a complete makeover. She came back and said. Here I am "I spent the money so I could look good to you cos I love you so much".

The second went shopping. Bought iPhone X-max, iPad, and other luxuries for the boyfriend. She came back and said " I bought you all these gifts cos I love you".

The third collected the money and invested . Afterwards, the money doubled and he returned to the boyfriend. He gave him back his money and said " I invested the money. Here is the capital, the interest has been invested for our future. I did all cos I love you ".

The boyfriend thought for so long how they've spent their money. At last, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breast.

So who among them has the biggest breast?

Education › Re: 85 Students To Partake In Wole Soyinka National Essay Contest by ImmaculateJOE(m): 2:41pm On Jul 19, 2019

Space for sale

Politics › Re: Peter Obi To Celebrate 58th Birthday At Election Tribunal by ImmaculateJOE(m): 1:43pm On Jul 19, 2019

Happy Birthday Mr. Peter Obi. Okute Ndigbo.

Sports › Re: Juventus Signs Matthijs De Ligt For €75m Until 2024 by ImmaculateJOE(m): 7:55pm On Jul 18, 2019

Seun360:
Bona is a Milan player.

Oh! Thanks

Sports › Re: Juventus Signs Matthijs De Ligt For €75m Until 2024 by ImmaculateJOE(m): 7:49pm On Jul 18, 2019

andrew444:
I wondered why he returned from AC MILAN and the fans accepted him back

Maybe to impress Ronaldo and also to prove to him that they got project that will suit his ambition.

Sports › Re: Juventus Signs Matthijs De Ligt For €75m Until 2024 by ImmaculateJOE(m): 4:24pm On Jul 18, 2019

marvin906:
where you keep Bonaventura

Sir I can't remember the last time Bonaventura played for juve, and according to transfermarket.com he's not in Juventus squad currently.

Sports › Re: Juventus Signs Matthijs De Ligt For €75m Until 2024 by ImmaculateJOE(m): 4:22pm On Jul 18, 2019

andrew444:
Old chiellini is better than bonucci and he is the captain, bonucci is a shadow of his former self

You could be right Sir, some media house have reported that Juventus wants to Offload him (Bonucci) to free up space and reduce their salaries cost.

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Announces His Retirement From Super Eagles by ImmaculateJOE(m): 1:30pm On Jul 18, 2019

You've paid your dues.
You're a true patriot.
You're loved across tribes and religion.

You've fought the good fight.
You've kept the faith. &
You've won the race

Congratulations Sire.

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Sports › Re: Juventus Signs Matthijs De Ligt For €75m Until 2024 by ImmaculateJOE(m): 11:50am On Jul 18, 2019*

Icardi is next in line if Juventus are really interested in UCL glory.

Huguian, Mandzukic, Cuardrado, khederia, and some others should go.

Juventus starting XI

4-4-2

Gk:- Szczesny

Df:- Cancelo, Bonucci, De Ligt, Pelkegrini.

MF:- Ramsey, Pjanic, Rabbiot, Matuidi

FW:- Ronaldo, Icardi.

Substitute:- Dybala, Chiellini, Alex Sandro, Douglas Costa, Kean, Bernardeshi, Bentacur, Emre Can, Buffon, Rugani,De sciglio.

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Sports › Re: Mikel Will Earn N607m Yearly At Trabzonspor by ImmaculateJOE(m): 11:20am On Jul 18, 2019

Op I'm not understanding.

150k per week ×52 weeks will give you 7.8m yearly.
How then did you come up with 1.5m?

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Sports › Re: Tunisia Vs Nigeria: AFCON Third Place (0 - 1) Full Time by ImmaculateJOE(m): 10:04pm On Jul 17, 2019

famzynet:
The one thing that unites Nigerians. FOOTBALL. Watching it in the midst of Igbo,Hausa ,Yoruba, Erik,Urhobo. And everyone is just united supporting Nigeria without any tribalism on whether it is Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba. Amazes me seeing Hausa man shouting Chukwueze, and Igbo man shouting " I love Musa speed".

Sports › Re: Tunisia Vs Nigeria: AFCON Third Place (0 - 1) Full Time by ImmaculateJOE(m): 9:27pm On Jul 17, 2019

Our Muslims brothers up north will be wailing right now.

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