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Nairaland / General / Re: Yay! My Cybercafe Got An Inverter! by Immortalme(m): 9:22pm On Apr 27, 2006
@gbade. How do i get an inverter that works automatically like yours 4 my home use.
Programming / Re: Java Resource CD For Nairaland by Immortalme(m): 9:43pm On Apr 23, 2006
Hey mimoh, i need the CDs 2. I reside in benin. How du i get d CDs
Phones / Re: Favorite Wap Sites And What You Can Get Off Them. by Immortalme(m): 8:59pm On Apr 23, 2006
Nairalanders, i hope Vmobile will not start billing us without notice.
Phones / Re: Connecting Vmobile Gprs To Your Pc Browser. by Immortalme(m): 2:06pm On Apr 23, 2006
@rilla64 If u get the "Top Secret", don't hesitate to share it on NairaLand. cool grin
Phones / How Can I Connect My Pc To The Internet With My Nokia 6630 by Immortalme(m): 1:40pm On Apr 23, 2006
Greetings Nairalanders,

Please can anyone help me with the steps i need to follow to connect my PC to the internet with my Nokia 6630. I have a bluetooth device connected to my PC but i don't know how to use my phone as a modem to connect my PC to the internet.

Suggestions and Comments are Welcome.
Crime / Re: Get Rich Or Die Browsing. by Immortalme(m): 12:39pm On Apr 23, 2006
undecided
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You To A Man? by Immortalme(m): 11:13am On Apr 23, 2006
Hello Ladies,

I think I got all the qualities you Ladies want in a GUY. Check out my profile if you are Interested. Seriously, I am presently in the transfer market right now. I have had offers, but i need better offers.

LOL grin cool kiss
Jokes Etc / Exam Malpractice by Immortalme(m): 10:27am On Apr 23, 2006
At a GCE Exam centre, The Female Invigilator from WAEC told all the candidates to step outside the classrooms that she wants to address them.

This they did.

After addressing them, she told them to close thier eyes for prayers.

This they did.

While the prayer was going on, the candidates were all shouting AMEN any time she prayed concerning God enquiping them them with intellectual ability.

Then she prayed that God should take away the spirit of Exam Malpractices far from the candidates. To her utmost surprise, the whole place was silent. Nobody said AMEN. She was furious. She opened her eyes and said " If na Exam Malpractice all of una come do for here, Una no go succeed. AMEN"

To her surprise again, the whole students burst into a round of uncontrollable laughter.
Religion / Re: Hypnosis: Does It Work? by Immortalme(m): 10:29am On Feb 23, 2006
Seun,

If it really works, can you tell me how. I want to grow taller than i am now.
Programming / About Oracle Database Express Edition by Immortalme(m): 4:14pm On Feb 17, 2006
Oracle Now has an Express Edition just as Microsoft has Visual Studio 2005 Express Edition

Database Savvy Guy can check it out @ http://www.oracle.com/technology/xe

Happy Coding
Phones / Re: Lovely Text Messages by Immortalme(m): 9:54pm On Feb 12, 2006
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T _ V W X Y Z

Honey, did i miss any letter?
Yes - I miss U.
Phones / Re: Lovely Text Messages by Immortalme(m): 9:51pm On Feb 12, 2006
Honey,

I wish i could pull down the clouds
And write your name on it
With the colours of the rainbow
And put it back in the sky
For the world to see
How much i LOVE U
cool

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