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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Exxonmobil Trainee It Professional by Immortalme(m): 6:07pm On Dec 01, 2009
shekeleke:

I was invited for the above mentioned subject. But my venue is at Eket, Akwaibom state on Thursday 3rd december 2009. Any folk invited for the same venue?? Lets rub minds together, yay!

@Shekeleke,

Please do share what to expect on this forum after you have written on the 3rd. I am writing on the 5th.

Thanks in advance.
Phones / Re: Mtel Wap by Immortalme(m): 10:46am On May 24, 2007
@jobman

Please I will want you to help me out on this. I just bought an Mtel line with GPRS printed on the back of the sim card. I bought it for the purpose of browsing with it. the BTS near my house in Abuja reads GWARINPA 1800C. My phone model is NOKIA 6630. Please tell your guys to activate GPRS for GWARINPA 1800C BTS near my house so that i can browse with my phone connected to my Laptop.

Thanks in Advance.
Literature / Re: How To Be A Great Writer? by Immortalme(m): 9:46am On Apr 17, 2007
This post is indeed great and invaluable. I wanted to study english in the University but my dad wouldnt hear of it. I ended up studing Computer Science. Though i am good at computing but i still have this STRONG attraction to the arts espectially the performing and literary arts. I happen to be very lazy at writing things down. I am trying by each passing day to over this challenge. I use to write poems and short stories during my days in junior high. I am wondering if i can still make something out of the arts which happen to be my first love. I still do comtemporary writing sometimes and i plan posting such on my blog. At least thats a way of fighting off the challenge of being lazy at writing things down. maybe it now has to do with my computing background.

Nevertheless, I am grateful for this post. It has made me to re-evaluate myself as regards my love for the Arts.

Thanks Orikinla for the post cool
Business / Re: United Bank For Africa Steals Money From Depositors Accounts by Immortalme(m): 11:48am On Apr 10, 2007
Hey Guys,

I was about to post a topic on this UBA scam on we their customers but thank God someone has done so. I discovered this morning that UBA was Stealing money from my account without my knowledge in the name of company policy which i was never informed about. When i decided to reconcile my deposit and withdrawals, I discovered that UBA was always making withdrawals from my account without my knowledge. I was possed off. I concluded I will first of all post a topic about the scam on Nairaland so as to expose them to Nigerians before reporting them to CBN and any Consumer Protection Agency. I operate business and savings accounts with other banks [Names Withheld], they dont STEAL my money as UBA does. Instead, they pay encouraging interest on the deposits. I noticed that the deductions started when Tony Elumelu of former Standard Trust Bank took over UBA.

Nigerians Beware of this Depositors' Money STEALING Monster called UBA!!!.
Software/Programmer Market / Does Anyone In Here Have Mcpd Study Guides For Sharing? by Immortalme(m): 4:59am On Aug 19, 2006
Please does anyone in here have MCPD certification Study Guides to share? The study guides for Exams 70-528, 70-536 and 70-547.

Thanks in advance for sharing.

cool
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Ms .net Core - Mcad-mcsd, E-books In .chm Format by Immortalme(m): 9:31pm On Jul 12, 2006
I tried downloading the file but i saw "You have reached the download-limit for free-users" on the download page. Please if you are fortunate to have downloaded the file please send it as an attachment to my box @ immortal4real@yahoo.com

Thanks for sharing anyways
Phones / Re: Mobile Phone Applications by Immortalme(m): 4:18pm On Jul 10, 2006
adeniyi83:

hELLO People,

Do you want to love-vendor up your mobile phone. In other words, will you like to load your phones with tonns of application.

Holla at me with what you want.

I will need some of the applications u've got. I use a Nokia 6630. I will need FM Radios, games like car racing and dictionaries. thanks

Plz send the applications as mail attachment to my email address @ immortal4real@yahoo.com.
Thanks in a Million cool
Science/Technology / Re: Free Invitations to GMail, Orkut and Yahoo 360 are available by Immortalme(m): 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2006
Plz, I need a gmail invitation. My email is immortal4real@yahoo.com
Science/Technology / Re: Free Invitations to GMail, Orkut and Yahoo 360 are available by Immortalme(m): 12:34pm On Jul 08, 2006
Ply, I need a gmail invitation. My email is immortal4real@yahoo.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Tortoise by Immortalme(m): 7:46pm On Jun 19, 2006
Rib Cracking wink wink wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Uploads & Downloads. by Immortalme(m): 7:36pm On Jun 19, 2006
Nice one @Dojo
Jokes Etc / Re: Phcn Palaver! by Immortalme(m): 5:45pm On Jun 17, 2006
jk silver:

that's fuuny keep it up
didisky:

Come on pals that joke is ok. Immortalme keep it up

Thanks Fellas for the encouragement.
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Jokes Etc / Re: Phcn Palaver! by Immortalme(m): 8:16pm On Jun 13, 2006
Sorry Fellas embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Just learning to tell funny jokes. I promise subsequent ones will be better.

wink
Jokes Etc / Phcn Palaver! by Immortalme(m): 4:13am On Jun 13, 2006
Nosa, who was born and bred in the USA was visiting Nigeria for the first time with his DAD.

On his first night in Benin, he was in the sitting room with family and friends laughing and having fun. Suddenlly, PHCN struck. Nosa started screaming -  "Daddy, I am Blind"
cool
Jokes Etc / Dogs On The Internet by Immortalme(m): 8:53am On Jun 11, 2006
On the Internet, Nobody knows u are a Dog

Phones / Re: Yahoo Messenger On My Mobile Phone by Immortalme(m): 4:20am On Jun 08, 2006
@kulex2k1

Please i will also like to have the cracked version of the IM+.

I use a Nokia 6630 and my email address is immortal4real@yahoo.com.
Romance / Re: Inferiority Complex in Dating and Relationships by Immortalme(m): 5:27pm On May 21, 2006
Generally speaking, When u see urself as inferior, pple will treat u as such. People should learn 2 be themselves and stop seeing themselves as being inferior 2 others no matter their background.
Jokes Etc / Re: I think its God! by Immortalme(m): 4:03pm On May 21, 2006
Haha hehehe
Jokes Etc / Re: My First Joke On Nairaland. by Immortalme(m): 11:43pm On May 19, 2006
Nice One Slim
Jokes Etc / Beware Of Lust! by Immortalme(m): 10:52pm On May 19, 2006
Beware of Lust!!!

Travel / Re: Working Girls (Women) Avoiding Clubs and Parties? by Immortalme(m): 9:13pm On May 16, 2006
I concor wit u hausa chic. I hardly party these days. Most parties always end violently (becos of guys fighting over girls). This is the reason i avoid partying.
Nairaland / General / Re: Recent Convert by Immortalme(m): 8:54pm On May 16, 2006
Hey scrape, glad 2 know u lov 9ja. U can use BEARSHARE to download 9ja songs. Its so fast & u will love it. I may even hook u up wit a 9ja babe.
Nairaland / General / Re: Recent Convert by Immortalme(m): 8:47pm On May 16, 2006
Hey scrape, glad 2 know u lov 9ja. U can use BEARSHARE to download 9ja songs. Its so fast & u will love it. I may even hook u up wit a 9ja babe.
Forum Games / Re: Describe Life In A Word by Immortalme(m): 8:33pm On May 16, 2006
life is wonderful!!!
Phones / Re: Favorite Wap Sites And What You Can Get Off Them. by Immortalme(m): 8:15pm On May 16, 2006
@christino, agile messenger did not work on my phone. I use a nokia 6630. Any suggestion on what i should?
Jokes Etc / Re: 2 Funny Jokes by Immortalme(m): 12:51am On May 15, 2006
Really kool jokes cool
Jokes Etc / Re: The Clever Lawyer by Immortalme(m): 12:04am On May 15, 2006
Nice one cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Exams Question by Immortalme(m): 11:58pm On May 14, 2006
The poor boy for spy from the Original. LOL grin grin grin grin cool
Programming / Re: Software Development On Java by Immortalme(m): 6:38am On May 14, 2006
@sbucareer

I like threads like this oh!. I am interested too in learning Java primarily for Web Development and maybe later for games development and standalone applications.

Whats Ya Advice?
cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Transcorp Nigeria Now Recruiting by Immortalme(m): 12:36am On May 14, 2006
Hey Nairalanders,

Trans Corp is for REAL. My Friend and I completed the online form without stress. If u have problems filling and submiting the online form, change cafe.
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by Immortalme(m): 8:48pm On May 06, 2006
I am still laughing out loud
Culture / Re: I Love You In Different Laguages by Immortalme(m): 8:13pm On May 06, 2006
I love you in Bini dialet is - I rue mwen we

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