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Family / Re: Why Do Women Hate This Wonderful Thing Yet Do With It In Kitchen by Immortalz(m): 10:59am On May 10, 2020
Prof0fficial:
even when you slice it and swallow my dear d odour comes from the stomach and anyone kissing u will still perceive it

The odour comes but not as much as when you chew. For me, i swallow.
Romance / Re: This Is What Too Much Sex Can Do To You by Immortalz(m): 8:28am On Aug 19, 2018
Alvin007:
grin


...Really? Even while writing?
undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy For Teaching And Non-teaching Staff by Immortalz(m): 11:58am On Jul 24, 2018
Sound Minds Model Schools is an educational institute with pre-primary, primary and junior secondary sections.
We are located in a serene environment within Arigbajo axis of Ifo, Ogun state.

Due to expansion, we'll like to have additional capable and dedicated minds on board.

Teaching position: pre-primary, primary and junior secondary
Non - Teaching position: Driver and bus attendant.

Written test: Thursday, 26th July, 2018.
Time: 10:00am
Kindly come with duplicate of your credentials.

For more information, visit smmschools.com.or call 08107654692.
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin's Swag In Church (Photos) by Immortalz(m): 8:03pm On May 01, 2018
Vicintonsh:
Is he a brother to the guy below
.they look so much alike

I had to double check too.
Religion / Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Immortalz(m): 9:22am On Apr 29, 2018
Wizkhalifa2:
A woman once testified concerning her son in my church, so the boys peni.s was stolen by would be ritualist, after series of prayers by a pastor, the peni.s was restored. Praise God ryt?. Well it didn't end there, she further said they took the boy to go nd test the peni.s on a prostitute. The whole church went silent. grin grin

Haaaaaaaaaa
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle My Husband Elder Brother Excesses? by Immortalz(m): 9:07pm On Dec 28, 2017
Like you've mentioned, issues like this should habe been sorted out while courting.
Now that you're in there, the major thing you need to do first is talk huge sense into your husband. Make him see reason why there should be a limit/boundary.

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Career / Re: Gateman Crashes His Boss' New Car While Trying To Drive - Pictures by Immortalz(m): 5:07pm On Dec 22, 2017
xedyl:
no be only car....what of the fence?

Na the car pain am pass na.
Phones / Re: How To Know If Your Ex Still Has Your Number by Immortalz(m): 7:23am On Dec 14, 2017
Greyworld:
when I know she has my number, what should I do?


I taya o!
Of what use will the info be?

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Education / Re: If Red Is Death By Beheading, Would You Spin This Wheel(Pic) by Immortalz(m): 5:19pm On Aug 20, 2017
Walahi! I go spin am. Landing on red is just a possibility out of several others.

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Family / Re: 7 Ways To Deal With A Teen Who Talks Back by Immortalz(m): 12:46pm On Jul 29, 2017
ibkkk:
All these wouldn't werk here in Nigeria. Na igbaju sure pass.

The likes of igbaju, ifakun, ifaya, ifoti and igbati will reset such teenq to default mode

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Romance / Re: Craziest Pre-weddin Pictures Of Nigerian Couples Dat Wil Leave Roling On D Floor by Immortalz(m): 7:42am On Jul 16, 2017
All in the name of pre wedding picture
Politics / Re: Don't Call Me Matthew Again If You Don't Want To See My Red Eyes, Obasanjo Warns by Immortalz(m): 7:39am On Jul 16, 2017
Hello Mr. Matthew
Crime / Re: Abia Speaker Orders Policemen To Shoot FRSC Officers In Abia(photos) by Immortalz(m): 7:38am On Jul 16, 2017
Nigeria!
...some animals are more equal than others.
Pets / Re: Video: Indian Villagers Pull A GOAT Out Of A Python's Mouth by Immortalz(m): 4:32pm On Jul 07, 2017
Nigerian .villagers? Both goat and python ends in pepper soup
Education / Kano Renames Northwest University After Maitama Sule by Immortalz(m): 7:30pm On Jul 06, 2017
The Kano State Government has renamed its Northwest University as Yusuf Maitama Sule University, Kano. The Northwest University is one of the two state-owned universities established by the past Kwankwaso Administration.

The Commissioner of Information, Malam Mohammed Garba, announced the decision at a news conference in Kano on Thursday. Garba said the decision was taken during an extraordinary meeting of the State Executive Council which took place on Wednesday night.

He said the council approved the renaming of the University in order to immortalise the late Danmasanin Kano, Dr Yusuf Maitama Sule, for his immense contributions to the development of Kano State, the North and Nigeria.
Crime / Court Orders Senator Kashamu To Submit Himself For Investigation by Immortalz(m): 7:23pm On Jul 06, 2017
The Federal High Court in Abuja has ordered Senator Buruji Kashamu to submit himself to the police for investigation in an alleged attempt to carry out a politically motivated assassination on a House of Representatives member, Mr Oladipupo Adebutu.

The court refused to stop the police from investigating the Senator representing Ogun East Senatorial district on the alleged crime. Delivering judgment in a suit filed by the Senator, Justice Nnamdi Dimgba said that the police under the 1999 constitution and police act have statutory powers to invite any Nigeria for interrogation on any criminal allegation.

The judge said that the lawmaker did not place sufficient materials before the court upon which an order perpetual injunction can be issued against the police on his invitation.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Replies A Fan Who Told Him He Must Marry (Photos) by Immortalz(m): 8:58pm On Jun 24, 2017
KingsoBabaTips:
Whats wrong with some people marriage na force ??

I taya o. Dem go de use panadol for anoda persin headache
Crime / Court Orders Remand Of Reps Member Who Stood Surety For Bail Of Former Minister. by Immortalz(m): 4:43pm On Jun 18, 2017
A Lagos Magistrate's Court sitting in Igbosere, on Saturday, ordered the remand of Mr. Aliyu Ahman Pategi, the Federal House of Representatives member representing Edu /Moro/Patigi Federal Constituency of Kwara, in prison custody.

Mr. Pategi stood surety and entered a bail bond of N650million for former Minister of State for Education, Ms. Jumoke Akinjide, who was detained on 9 August 2016 by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for alleged involvement in conspiracy and money laundering.

In a 16-paragraph affidavit deposed to by Mr. Danladi Daniel, the EFCC said: "An intelligence report was received sometimes in 2016 that Oloye Jumoke Akinjide and others benefitted from the total sum of N650million gratification received by Mrs. Alison-Madueke from various oil marketers such as Northern Belt Oil and Gas Company, Actus Integrated Investment Limited, Midwestern Oil and Gas Company Limited and Adesanya Leno Olaitan, which money was kept with Fidelity Bank."

Read full story here - https:///c81bWh
Family / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Immortalz(m): 12:19pm On Jun 17, 2017
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Crime / Nigeria Apologises To Saudi Arabia Over Ramadan Dates by Immortalz(m): 11:47pm On Jun 16, 2017
Nigeria has apologised to Saudi Arabia after 200 tonnes of dates the kingdom sent as a Ramadan gift were found on sale in local markets. Dates are traditionally the first things Muslims eat when they break the Ramadan fast each evening.

The dates were intended for people who had fled their homes because of the Boko Haram Islamist insurgency. The dates were found on sale in markets in Borno state, which has been hardest hit by the Boko Haram conflict.

The foreign ministry said that Nigeria's Commission for Refugees, Migrants and Internally Displaced Persons had drawn up a list of places where the dates would be distributed, which included IDP camps and some prominent mosques.
Romance / Re: Omg can you imagine what this 19 years old girl posted now trending by Immortalz(m): 8:09pm On Jun 12, 2017
24hourNigeriane:

Big deffrence

Big difference? Nah! I'll rather say Massive difference.
Sports / Man Utd Expected To Confirm Ibrahimovic Departure by Immortalz(m): 12:21pm On Jun 09, 2017
Manchester United are expected to confirm Zlatan Ibrahimovic's departure on Friday when the club releases its annual player retention list, as per reports.
United are believed to have decided against offering the Swedish striker an extension to his one-year deal at Old Trafford, which expires on June 30, despite his 28-goal debut campaign.
The 35-year-old is undergoing rehabilitation after a season-ending knee ligament injury suffered in the Europa League quarter-final against Anderlecht in April. And with his recovery expected to continue for a number of months, United have begun to look for a replacement in the summer transfer market.
The former Sweden front man played 46 games under Jose Mourinho in 2016-17 but injury ruled him out of the final 10 matches of the season, including the Europa League final win against his former club Ajax in Stockholm.
Source - https:///1HyHjT
Politics / Nigerian Senate Passes Whistleblower Protection Bill by Immortalz(m): 7:57am On Jun 09, 2017
The Senate has passed a bill to protect whistleblowers and witnesses directly involved in the prosecution of certain criminal cases.
The bill, titled Witness Protection Programme (Establishment etc), SB 157, was passed on Thursday, following a report submitted by the committee on human rights, legal matters and judiciary chaired by David Umaru (APC-Niger).
It was sponsored by Isiaka Adeleke, the Osun West APC Senator who died in April. When the bill scaled the second reading in October 2016, the Senate had resolved that it be merged with a similar proposal to protect persons making disclosures for public interest and other forms reappraisal, sponsored by Abiodun Olujimi, PDP-Ekiti.
Computers / Re: 5 Best Data Recovery Software 2016 by Immortalz(m): 7:08pm On Mar 14, 2017
hollas2jnr:


Check your mailbox!
Got it but I'm having issues with a column for activation code. I'm being redirected to the easeus site whenever i click on the link to get the activation code.
Computers / Re: 5 Best Data Recovery Software 2016 by Immortalz(m): 5:11am On Mar 14, 2017
That's alright, keenly waiting. Thanks bro.
Computers / Re: 5 Best Data Recovery Software 2016 by Immortalz(m): 5:10pm On Mar 13, 2017
hollas2jnr:

If you've not copied anything on the hard drive since it's been formatted, you should be able to recover many of your files... What's your email addy; let me send you a cracked version of EaseUS Data Recovery App


Bro, i knw this has been up for almost a year but i jst ran into a deep m ess with my external drive. I wouldn't mind the cracked app if you've still got it or anyother that can save my head. hemortalz@gmail.com
Phones / Re: Proposed Data Plans Increase: Hilarious Angry Responses On Ncc's Social Media by Immortalz(m): 9:49pm On Nov 30, 2016
Pls, i beg in the name of the Almighty, stop pouring curses upon NCC its really not fair but the few ones that have been said, it shall strike upon them in seven folds.
Romance / Re: Lady Who Exposed Customer Care Agent In Kenya Reveals She Is A Rape Survivor. by Immortalz(m): 7:34pm On Oct 04, 2016
Kirinwa:


Na your kind go youth go dey give Primary 6 pikin belle as per National service.

How can a customer care agent be wooing a customer. You don't combine business and pleasure.

Although she should have warned him off instead if she wasn't interested.



For ur mind nw, u don yarn ba?
No lele.
Romance / Re: Lady Who Exposed Customer Care Agent In Kenya Reveals She Is A Rape Survivor. by Immortalz(m): 5:51pm On Oct 03, 2016
So the agent wz gonna rape her via whatsapp?
Abi na im papa rape u before ni? Nonsense!

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TV/Movies / Re: Video: Watch As Two Guests Beat Themselves Live On Egyptian TV by Immortalz(m): 5:48pm On Oct 03, 2016
Thank God its nt abt kenya again.

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