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Romance › Re: Man Receives Apology Letter From Ex-lover, Grades It And Then Sends It Back. Pic by Immorttal: 1:00pm On Feb 19, 2017
cummando:
The writing is from an underaged person. My deduction a letter from a student doing" extra lessons" with her English teacher
no, some gurls handwriting re actually like thhat
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Most Dangerous Consequences Of Disobeying GOD’S Word by Immorttal: 11:47am On Feb 19, 2017
kuzi1:
Are u not d dumbest fool on earthhuh mteeeew
U just type shut to get noticed...well ur type end
up becoming pastors lera
yes if i could i will become a pastor to feed on your gullibility. This is 2017,give the white man back his imaginary God.
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Most Dangerous Consequences Of Disobeying GOD’S Word by Immorttal: 11:43am On Feb 19, 2017
freecocoa:
Story, we don't care anymore, you people cannot deceive us forever.tongue
No, they are deceiving themselves, they failed to see the truth for what it is, gullible fellows.
Romance › Re: Lizzy Oke Dancing With Her Husband On A Wheelchair At Their Wedding (Video) by Immorttal: 10:33am On Feb 19, 2017
The guy was scammed. Women sha,, if the roles were reversed will she notice him talk less of loving him.
Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op):
@theyongest

Sir, sorry for dissapointing your curiosity yesterday. In dog training, there is no special skill one needs to posses to be a professional dog trainer except what i called Tuning. Yes you need to look out for tuning and utilise it to your own advantage. Every dog has his own attitude and weird disposition and good dog trainers implement it to the optimum for example, i got an all black german shephered, one striking thing about this dog is that whenever i called him, he doesn't obey rather he chooses to walk in a stealth hunting mode or slow motion mode, lol. I didnt teach him that but he started it and i knew that sooner or later he would outgrow or drop it so i took advantage and taught it to hunt. I would drop something on the floor and ask him to 'hunt' and the drama will kickstart.

The dog would walk in a slow motion mode and blinking eye periodically exactly just like our women do when they shun you and want you to have a bitter taste of it. Lol. The dog would blink eye steadily until it reaches the final spot and pounce forcefully on the stuff with tremendous energy, it was phenomenal, i lost all the videos i made. There is nothing impossible to achieve in dog training you just have to use 'tuning' method, it works for me all the time. To teach your dog to like water would be tasking owing to the fact that he presently detest bathing and sees it as a battle and should be avoided at all cost. I would advice you to stop bathing him for now and implement this below process.

First, try to create a playful tone when playing with him for instance, 'biggy biggy boy, biggy biggy boy' while playing with him and turning him around, scrubbing him playfully in the abdomen. Dogs picks our tone and associate it with our mood, with time your dog would master the playful tone.


Introduce him to non-bathing water:
after several days of trying step one, your dog would master your play tone, talk to him playfully and sprinkle a very small amount of water on his body and spread it uniformly across his body and give treat immediately. The treat is important because your dog already hates water so you need to strategically rekindle the balance. I do not use treat because i already introduce them to water early on.

Try avoiding spreading too much water to avoid messing it up. Reapet these steps often and after several weeks start sprinkling a little more water on the body enough to make him totally wet after the play, dont forget your treat. Repeat these step for like 2 months and then start bathing but not in the former location and make sure the bucket is changed. Infact dont appear prepared in the dogs perception, utilise your usual joke and bath the dog, he would start enjoying it.Goodluck

Pets › Re: Enugu Dog Group... Drop Ur Number To Be Added by Immorttal: 6:10pm On Feb 18, 2017
08037810880
Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 3:13pm On Feb 18, 2017
theyongest:
Sir, please be kind to share. Thanks in anticipation
I will update you when am back in the evening.
Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 9:13am On Feb 16, 2017
theyongest:
LOL. My boy too. I had to get a big bowl o! so now he dips his legs in it and allows the water drip to the floor, repeats the process till he has enough to lie in. And the irony is that he hates to bathe.
He can amuse you for Africa.

Your boy is a true specimen, the snout says it all. Kudos
lol, if he hates to bath then you need me to share you some tricks i use on them, infact they love to bath everyday. Thanks for the compliments thoughI,ve seen your boy, he is very good and short mouth too, where did you get him?
Pets › Re: Male Italian Mastiff puppy Now On Sale by Immorttal: 2:38am On Feb 16, 2017
Please slash the price by some percentage, its outrageous but then again na your puppy.
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Immorttal: 1:56am On Feb 16, 2017
The country is a joke, indeed!!!
Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 8:03pm On Feb 15, 2017
The boy is 10weeks, he always likes cold spot and cool air. He pours his water bowl and uses his paws to spread the water evenly, and then lies on it, a top breeder adviced me to install ac unit for him but recession no gree for now.

Pets › Re: Meet Robby My DDR German Shepherd by Immorttal: 7:53pm On Feb 15, 2017
olisafincy:
I don't see anything special about this dog he doesn't add in my eyes may be because I see him everyday but my hood always shout when they see him.

it's good to have quality
I'm proud to say I go this from Household kennel.
Good, the guy breeds one of the best GSD in Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: 12 Things Christians Should BEWARE Of by Immorttal: 11:36am On Feb 12, 2017
So people still believe one imaginary white dude died for their sins undecided

Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met At NYSC In Bayelsa by Immorttal: 11:13am On Feb 12, 2017
Chikebrain:
Sorry sir. I think I'm taller than you tongue
you might be because you are younger. Happy married life!
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met At NYSC In Bayelsa by Immorttal: 11:08am On Feb 12, 2017
Chikebrain:
grin grin I'm actually a tall guy
who asked you if you are tall huh. Ar u taller than me? grin happy married life in advance
Christianity Etc › Re: . by Immorttal: 7:04am On Feb 12, 2017
Muafrika2:
Your Kids won't have a moral compass, hopefully you are not one of the hateful and foul mouthed atheists who can't stop insulting the supposedly nonexistent God.They will learn to insult and disrespect everyone else.

But God will always get to his own, if he happens to choose one of your kids as his, or even one of you.
Did you read this your write-up before hitting the 'submit' button huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity, My Dead Mum, And Weird Night Dreams by Immorttal: 5:49pm On Feb 11, 2017
GreenPlumes:
Hmmm. This is deep. Out of all her children, I'm the only one that loved her the most and I will give reasons. My mom is a very clear example of everything good, but suffered untold pain during her last days at university college hospital, Ibadan.

Mom was a very strong xtian, the deeper life type. She brought us 5 children up without a father -- 3 of have university degrees, 2 that didn't like schooling learnt trades and are doing fine.

When mom was sick, only me stood with her financially and physically till her last day. Her disease was so fatal that I used to cry beside her despite being in that great hospital.

She was so strong a xtian that she refused taking herbal concoctions brought by relatives.

She would meet me in dreams saying the more I give alms the more she enjoys the underworld. I noticed that it is when I don't have more to give that she normally show up in my dreams.
Please stop wasting your money.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity, My Dead Mum, And Weird Night Dreams by Immorttal: 5:46pm On Feb 11, 2017
GreenPlumes:
This story is shared by a friend.

I'm a very strong Christian with more than enough grace to thrash every manifestation of demons in any guise. But now almost everyday, my dead mum appears to me in dreams suffering, telling me to give more alms if I don't want her to suffer in the underworld.

Now what will demons gain in making me to give more to the needy? I have been binding every lying spirits to stop disturbing me in dreams but it seems to be increasing.

Pagans say dead relatives protect their living relatives. We all know that Seun is not mindful of any practice of giving alms to curry favour from the dead and he is successful and well.

Now if the concept is true, that means suffering of dead people who were childless will be great.

I can't afford to see my mother suffer wherever she is, because that's the picture I always see.

What is your take?
my bro, your subconscious mind is playing some dangerous bets with you and a demon has genourously attached itself to manifest it to you. We create our own problems and good things through our mind, use this advice below from sirwere and you will be fine or better still you can banish it out of your mind entirely and be free.

. My advice for you would be to dispel any thoughts you might have of buring furnances or suffering and whatnot and think of the good times you had together.
Think of her laugh, her smile. Think about how she has helped you grow and develop into the man you are today.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Are Engaged (Photo) by Immorttal: 11:03am On Feb 08, 2017
Good one, you never know where you will find love
Pets › Re: Kittens For Sale:2k Each by Immorttal: 4:18pm On Feb 07, 2017
xreal:
yes sir.



Choice Indicated in pic attached below.
the one I was vying for xreal you dey find my trouble oo. grin
Anyway you can take it lemme take the other non-stripe one.
Pets › Re: Lets Share Pictures Of Our Dogs by Immorttal: 11:00am On Feb 07, 2017
egorov:
when you are talking about long coat dogs, and u really know about dogs, u will consider the breed. Pls show me a boerboel with a full coat. And I repeat, no one has any right to talk trash about people's pets.
every pet is beautiful and people have preferences for instance i hate snakes but there are peeps who love them.
Pets › Re: Lets Share Pictures Of Our Dogs by Immorttal: 10:16am On Feb 07, 2017
egorov:
you are awkward. U have no right to talk trash about my pet
you obviously misinterpreted him. They are really awkward, you no see as the whole unclad breast expose so. grin I prefer long coats dogs.
Pets › Re: 3 Tigers Kill A Man In Front Of Horrified Wife And Child At Chinese Zoo (video) by Immorttal: 9:37am On Feb 07, 2017
one was innocent, the other was an Iddiot
Pets › Re: Rottweiler Fr Stud by Immorttal: 9:31am On Feb 07, 2017
Snap better pic u no fit. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Can't HE Answer! by Immorttal: 6:11am On Feb 07, 2017
Emenandez4lyf:
k, lemme hold on
good morning Mr Emenandez I have a message from you from the Almighty God, last night while I was asleep, he revealed this powerful message to me., he said that you should quit every academic pursuit for now till 2059, God has a plan for you remain blessed.
Christianity Etc › Re: When Are christians Permitted to KILL and Can A Christian Be A Soldier? by Immorttal: 6:07am On Feb 07, 2017
I,ve read through the comments and all I see is Christians disagreeing against themselves, height of delusion.
Christianity Etc › Re: HELP! I'm Losing Faith In The Existence Of God by Immorttal: 5:48am On Feb 07, 2017
Op I will advice you to consider hopefullandlord advice, if you don't do now, you will come back later. Take sole responsibility of your life, the power is in you.
Pets › Re: American bulldog puppy for sale in ph, male by Immorttal: 3:24pm On Feb 02, 2017
logadims:
Bro, in Portharcourt, there's an association called: portharcourt dog breeders association. There, you can find people who are either going to buy or help you get buyers. They are on whatsapp too!
you don't want to add me to that group ehh. 08037810880

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