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Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 7:40pm On Jan 23, 2017
Hanging out with the girls. Queen Regent & Bridgette

Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 3:11pm On Jan 23, 2017
President hasn't been that great for two days now, has a loss of appetite and vomitted this morning. The vet would soon arrive.
Meanwhile he decided to hang out with the girls: Regent and Bridgette. wink

Pets › Re: My GSD Is Aggressive Towards Me (Smart has died!!!) by Immorttal: 6:30pm On Jan 22, 2017
ayxmania:
Boss, the Vet doctor said shortage of blood, and careful examination revealed teaks (eegbon) fed on him. I think this happened because if where my friend chained him which was close to a bush.
If I'll get another dog, I'll get two, both at pup age, so they'll accept me as their dominant alpha from the start, and also keep each others' company. I really miss that dog.
get one dog first because two would be tiresome for you. I don't think you can handle two as a first time dog owner, the learning is in the doing. Goodluck
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Doesn't God Answer My Prayers? by Immorttal: 11:30am On Jan 22, 2017
Elesta:
Thé sabbath Day is the 7th Day Which is saturday, not Sunday. Study to show yourself approved...... complète it
a Jw is here. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Doesn't God Answer My Prayers? by Immorttal: 11:27am On Jan 22, 2017
bobbybrown007:
How many prayers have you answered? What am trying to say is that when people come to you to ask for something how many did you answer? Let's for example if a boy of 17 years come to ask you for 1 million naira would you give him? You will ask your self he can handle such money and that when he is of age you might give him double of what he asked of. Am just making common sense
keep deluding yourself smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Doesn't God Answer My Prayers? by Immorttal: 11:26am On Jan 22, 2017
Catalin:
God answers my prayer ASAP. Just reduce your sin.
Reduce grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Doesn't God Answer My Prayers? by Immorttal: 11:24am On Jan 22, 2017
redon12:
actually God hear us..
But there is a difference between

Hear And Listen...

that is why it is only those that have through self discipline that deserve they fruit of they holy spirit ..

actually in Nature A human being that God Listens to can ask for thunder to strike a person and it will happen...


THERE WAS A TIME I PRAYED AND COMMANDED A HEAVY RAIN THAT WAS AT THEY PITCH OF FALLING IN MID AUGUST SOME YEARS BACK IN THE NAME OF JESUS TO SEIZE FALLING AND IT DID
Holy Moses!!! What did I just read?
Pets › Re: My GSD Is Aggressive Towards Me (Smart has died!!!) by Immorttal: 11:23pm On Jan 21, 2017
Can you tell us what killed Smart so that we can educate you on the necessary measures to adhere incase you bring in another dog
Pets › Re: My GSD Is Aggressive Towards Me (Smart has died!!!) by Immorttal: 11:20pm On Jan 21, 2017
ayxmania:
Bros the dog don die yesterday!
you should have sold it to me. Sorry for your loss.
Pets › Re: My GSD Is Aggressive Towards Me (Smart has died!!!) by Immorttal: 10:50am On Jan 21, 2017
ayxmania:
I do unleash him at nights, but during the day, I dare not, as my sister and my mom no get the liver. Also I've noticed he doesn't like seeing brooms at all. Every time I try to sweep and he sees the broom, he barks violently and tries to destroy the broom. Also, at nights, he destroys all the brooms in the house, now we keep brooms on his house.
nnaa this is bery bery funny. Dogs attack moving objects na and why would you allow a puppy to roam free unsupervised, well if that is the case then be prepared to replace every items in the house. They will chew on anything even your foot until blood go comot, they don't give a damn what it is as long as it is chewable, they can chew on walls and leave a gigantic crack but then again you are a newbie and you will learn some interesting things about canines
Christianity Etc › Re: All Of You That Said Obama Would Be The Last President....How Market Na? by Immorttal: 7:34am On Jan 21, 2017
Seun:
Well obviously, Trump will be the last president! /s
Don't think you know what you are saying, grin Daniel 7:1-25 . I recommend it for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Of You That Said Obama Would Be The Last President....How Market Na? by Immorttal: 7:24am On Jan 21, 2017
Mrpresident1 how market na. christians be making fun of themselves since Ad 001. I actually enjoy the company of my deluded comrades, they never seize to amaze me, its weird but i love unpredicted people. Whats next grin
Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op):
The great uncle of President now in Tox kennel, Jos
Perviy Legion Faraon

Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 8:00pm On Jan 20, 2017
President have got a broad chest too.

Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 7:58pm On Jan 20, 2017
He was the top top pick from the litter of 12 amazing puppies.

Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 7:56pm On Jan 20, 2017
Watch out for this big boy: President Ot Ukladnikova, 6weeks old. We keep our fingers crossed as we expect great potential from this boy.

Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 7:45pm On Jan 20, 2017
Mother
Revoustiya Ot Ukladnikova

Pets › Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op):
Father
Perviy Legion Angeliski.... Half Brother of biggest dog in Nigeria: Perviy Legion Faraon, now in Tox kennel Jos

Health › Re: The Man With The World's Longest Joystick Refuses To Have It Reduced. Pics by Immorttal: 6:43pm On Jan 20, 2017
Oh, i taught mine was big until i saw this grin
Pets › Re: Pet Insurance by Immorttal(op):
advanceDNA:
Well..first things first...they came for inspection at my residence ..this is to ensure u actually have a dog and not just posing with one bloody dog and later come and claim payment after the supposed death of the dog.

U must have a standard cage oooo...u can't just say u like ur dog to roam free I ur compound.

Neatly kept pet book with history of vaccination dhlpp, anti rabis,dwworming and the likes...

.One thing that insurance won't cover is negligence....so if ur dog dies as a result of the usual culprit...eg parvo, and any other kind of dog diseases that could easily have been taken cared of with vaccination and quick vet care .They could easily turn ur claim into negligence hence u don't get paid for ur possible loss...

well the list of condition is a 7page booklet...u'll get ur chance to read if u eventually go for the insurance....I ddnt read the package booklet much. I only read a few lines I saw condition that can make my claim denied.

Good luck
Thank you bro, i don't think i can indulge in this with a Nigerian company again, they are dubious and untrustworthy.

Meanwhile meet President Ot Ukladinikova

Pets › Re: Pet Insurance by Immorttal(op): 4:38pm On Jan 19, 2017
advanceDNA:
Well..first things first...they came for inspection at my residence ..this is to ensure u actually have a dog and not just posing with one bloody dog and later come and claim payment after the supposed death of the dog.

U must have a standard cage oooo...u can't just say u like ur dog to roam free I ur compound.

Neatly kept pet book with history of vaccination dhlpp, anti rabis,dwworming and the likes...

.One thing that insurance won't cover is negligence....so if ur dog dies as a result of the usual culprit...eg parvo, and any other kind of dog diseases that could easily have been taken cared of with vaccination and quick vet care .They could easily turn ur claim into negligence hence u don't get paid for ur possible loss...

well the list of condition is a 7page booklet...u'll get ur chance to read if u eventually go for the insurance....I ddnt read the package booklet much. I only read a few lines I saw condition that can make my claim denied.

Good luck
Thank you bro, i don't think i can indulge in this with a Nigerian company again, they are dubious and untrustworthy.
Family › Re: Banker Arrested For Battering Wife After Sex Denial For Two Years (pics) by Immorttal: 10:29am On Jan 18, 2017
Deeypeey:
Animals in human skin....after depriving her of nature's good tidings, u still went ahead to maul her...u shud be taken to an asylum
nature's good tidings grin
Crime › Re: Teacher Impregnate By Student Get 10yrs In Jail by Immorttal: 9:28am On Jan 18, 2017
tens4real:
I didn't have the luxury to
you are under arrest for hasty conclusion.

women and youngboys though smiley
Pets › Re: My GSD Is Aggressive Towards Me (Smart has died!!!) by Immorttal: 5:57pm On Jan 17, 2017
ayxmania:
I stated in one of my earlier posts that I'm a newbie, but I think I'm an animal lover. I don't like them being stressed. I see them as PEOPLE too. But I just don't like the licking part. Baba my body no just gell for am.
grin
Pets › Re: My GSD Is Aggressive Towards Me (Smart has died!!!) by Immorttal: 6:20am On Jan 17, 2017
ayxmania:
I never flogged him, not for once. I don't like the licking part ni. The dog loves to lick my body with his tongue and I'm not comfy with it. I can still do with the sniffing and rough play.
He broke out of his house yesterday and I had to put him on leash and lock him up again, kirikiri style lol.
as for the licking part, yo are not a true animal lover, you will get used to it. i was once like you grin
Family › Re: Man Whose Wife Ran Away After 2 Weeks Wants Repayment (pic) by Immorttal: 5:09am On Jan 17, 2017
thorpido:
A 47yr old bride?
The bride's family is obviously a bad and a greedy family.
dont be hasty in conclusion
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There Any Way To Get Rid Of Spiritual Wife Apart From Deliverance? by Immorttal: 4:55am On Jan 17, 2017
Trexnemesis:
Eastern religion people. That you are talking like this shows that you too need deliverance.
I will tell you that Religion has murdered you. angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There Any Way To Get Rid Of Spiritual Wife Apart From Deliverance? by Immorttal: 4:53am On Jan 17, 2017
Trexnemesis:
Which power is sleeping inside yout when you are crying for help. Abeg, comot from here!
ignorance is bliss. I repeat the power is in you
he who have ears let him hear what the spirit is telling the congregation. Start by Studying yourself bro. Thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: Having Sex And At The Same Time Being A Christian... Is It A Sin? by Immorttal: 10:09pm On Jan 16, 2017
ireneony:
As a Christian, do you think having sex with someone you love is a sin against God?


...
Don't you think it's difficult not to have sex especially when you have blood running through your vein
who even told you sex is a sim,. Why were you created that way with strong sexual inclination and secondly it is tge only way to procreate. It implies that procreation is a sin too then why did God made it that way, an almighty God would not have a limited way of doing things.
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Truly Achieve Your Preferred Miracles by Immorttal: 10:01pm On Jan 16, 2017
Alphanancy:
Just like someone here has noted you need to first of all deprogram yourself from previous negative thought patterns especially the ones we learnt and imbibed from religious places.
Now as for live examples, a beginner is advised not to begin with big stuffs. Let say a 40K a month salary earner wanting to manifest a Range Rover sport.
Not that it is impossible to manifest such but only those who have mastered body and mind can attempt such.
When i started on this i tried to manifest money but i failed. The reason being that i needed money so badly at that point in time that i was so anxious and worried about how it will come and how long it will take.
When it did not happen sharp sharp i began to doubt and disbeleive and you can never manifest anything you doubt. I had to go back and ask myself what can i try to manifest that would not be too distant. Not too long later i had my chance. I became ill with fever and i vowed i was not going to take drugs. I was determined to manifest my healing and i just went about my day to day activities as normal. Though i was in severe pains i just refused to focus on the sickness. I did not think about it nor how long i would be able to hold out or what if it refused to work. I was just thankful for my body that was in great shape and condition. Note please that i was not wishing myself to be well. I just acted like normal and i woke up the next day like nothing ever happened.
This singular act encouraged me and i have done it over and over again. I have also manifested money on few occasions.
To start you need to be at peace with yourself. Learn to master your body. Try and sit still for like 10 minutes in a quiet place every morning for one week. Do not move your body no matter what happens, even if a mosquito perches on your nose. You can let your thoughts wander to and fro. The aim is to master the body. When you can successfully do this for a week then you can proceed to doing the same but this time try to bring you thoughts under control. Do this for another week. Just concentrate on the very room you are seated.
This is just the begining. The aim is to train yourself to choose the thoughts you entertain. The thoughts we entertain everytime are processed by the sub consious mind which is what you you use to impress or tap into the infinite source.
when you give attention to something, it starts manifesting. It could be negative, positive, creative or even detrimental, the laws of nature doesn't give a damn what it is, it will start manifesting it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There Any Way To Get Rid Of Spiritual Wife Apart From Deliverance? by Immorttal: 9:38pm On Jan 16, 2017
Paulscholari:
thank you sir. You are blessed.
you don't want to try another option except the christian way,. There is power that lies sleeping inside you, use it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There Any Way To Get Rid Of Spiritual Wife Apart From Deliverance? by Immorttal: 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2017
Boss13:
I will advise the OP to go and do some research on the mind
he can single-handedly banish it out of his life using the mind alone.

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