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Celebrities › Re: Eunice Njeri Divorces Isaac Bukasa Hours After Wedding (Photos) by Immorttal: 8:51am On Feb 02, 2017
Believe me when i said that Marriage is a scam
Romance › Re: What Bad Habit Do You Love/enjoy Doing? by Immorttal: 11:17pm On Feb 01, 2017
Dipping bread in tea, is that even a bad habit? Who etiquette EPP sef?
I enjoy this wells, not even a bad habit grin
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Got Pregnant, Chased Out Of Family House, Turns Beggar (Pics) by Immorttal: 1:18pm On Feb 01, 2017
marshalcarter:
na wa ooo....she gaan sef...she no fit close leg?? ppl be creatin problems for themselves nii undecided
She is 17/ Mr righteous man
Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 11:31am On Feb 01, 2017
This boy is growing very fast and for the first time I put him on a leash, am not sure what he is thinking. angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Is This The Height Of Religious Delusion? by Immorttal: 10:37am On Feb 01, 2017
Beverly is indeed happy
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 10:34am On Feb 01, 2017
tosinjay:
Who has payoneer for sale with card that can make payment?
I have
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal:
Who can take this $50 Payoneer off my hand

UPDATE!!! SOLD
Pets › Re: Pedigree English Mastiff Urgently Needed by Immorttal: 7:34pm On Jan 31, 2017
Namdeenero:
Bro how do you explain the picture below, or is the dog not an English mastiff too??
every dog has a working version. That mastiff is definitely the working type. Mastiffs have large bones and most of their weight comes from their head and head don't have fat. Hwlw55 is right. The pictures you posted out there are not OEM, they were mixed with boerboel.am impressed by the height of the slimmer dog though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Wake, Dreams And Travels. by Immorttal: 10:14am On Jan 31, 2017
babseg:
How's that difficult huh
I don't know how far you,ve gone. Its very difficult to starters
Christianity Etc › Re: Wake, Dreams And Travels. by Immorttal: 8:32am On Jan 31, 2017
babseg:
So the government are now controlling your dreams while you're asleep huh

Well for me and I know you might not belive me but on several occasions, I have found myself to be aware of my consciousness in my dreams which makes me to do what ever I want and wake myself if I think it's getting out of hand and I will Probably laugh at my mischief when I'm fully awake.


grin grin
try seeing your hands in the dream or looking at peoples face in the dream then I will believe you.
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Immorttal: 6:42am On Jan 31, 2017
randomperson:
Lemme help u call some of 'em. felixomor DoctorAlien Image123 pidgin2 Anas09
what makes you think they haven't seen this thread?
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by Immorttal: 5:31am On Jan 31, 2017
jchioma:
Something is not right. Maybe the theists can help because at this stage I don't know what to believe. Oh my God, hope I don't end up as atheist. So many contradictions in the religious texts, as if they did not know that a time could come when men will question these things. Or maybe we just lack the understanding behind these things? Anyway, I still believe that there is God. Maybe not in the context of the Bible or Koran.
just believe that there is no Christian God for now and you will be fine. That means there is no one to monitor when you are screwing or dancing. Take the government as the God you see for now that means you don't have to sleep with a minor and get away with it nor maltreat your fellow human as slave and go scot free.
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by Immorttal: 5:26am On Jan 31, 2017
Teempakguy:
Wtf are you talking about, Hahn.?

God simply magically whipped out a 186 000 mile cosmic ruler and said.

" FOR SHALL THE LIGHT WHICH I, THE INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND POWERFUL GOD HATH WHEREFORE CREATED, COME TO PASS THE LENGTH OF THIS RULER (WHICH HAS SINNED AND SHALL BE CONDEMNED TO HELL AFTER THIS EXPERIMENT) IN WHAT I SHALL CALL A SECOND. AND THEREFORE, SHALL IT PASS THREESCORE TIMES, THIS SHALL BE A MINUTE. AND SHALL THREESCORE MINTUES PASS, AND THIS SHALL BE AN HOUR, AND SHALL ONE SCORE AND FIFTH SCORE MINUTES PASS, AND I SHALL CALL IT . . . A DAY. AND, AFTER CREATING OTHERWISE FLAWED PRODUCTS, SHALL I REST ON MY BUTT FOR THE DAY WHICH I CREATED. AFTER WHICH I WILL RESUME TO SCREW WITH MY CREATION. "
Nnaa you can play God wella grin
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by Immorttal: 5:22am On Jan 31, 2017
UyiIredia:
Good point. But ultimately useless. Presumably God would have created the Earth to rotate for the same period before he made the sun which acts as a reference point. Your objection is only relevant to when humans are around with a need for a reference point to know a day has passed. By then God had already made the sun.



There were no humans to do any measuring yet so your point is moot. God doing the creating obviously would have known a day had passed.

Let it be clear that I am a deist and don't believe in the Genesis story. I am simply correcting what is a bad objection. I also proposed a better one. If you must criticize the Bible do it properly.
Deist don't believe in bullsheet
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by Immorttal: 5:18am On Jan 31, 2017
johnydon22:
Your definition of scientist is a man who thinks Goats who mate in front of a certain tree branch will give birth to spotted offsprings - Literally murdered Genetics.

Then i am pretty sure your own science is different from the one here..
that is folklore in its entirety in fact I questioned that particular chapter when I was a christian.
Pets › Re: Pedigree English Mastiff Urgently Needed by Immorttal: 5:09am On Jan 31, 2017
English Mastiff coat colours are fawn, apricot, brindle, golden fawn, light fawn, silver, tiger or brindle.
Pets › Re: Pedigree English Mastiff Urgently Needed by Immorttal: 10:15pm On Jan 30, 2017
Namdeenero:
You can't be so sure bro, i've seen two here in Owerri already but unfortunately they are males ( Pictures below from Owerri dog walk 2015) and i've lost their owners contact. I believe there are some in Nigeria, i just gotta look in the right places hence the reason for opening this thread.. You'll be surprised at the breeds we have here in Nigeria smiley
bro, you have not seen an English Mastiff.

Christianity Etc › Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Immorttal: 5:44pm On Jan 30, 2017
mrmrmister:
Why do I feel pain when I'm trying to get hard concrete shit out of my anus? cheesy
Did god also curse the anus?
Yes na grin
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Immorttal: 1:43pm On Jan 30, 2017
Rinsola32:
I don't know how much for renewal. I think prices varies.

I will get back to you after speaking with someone.
thank you, have you confirmed from someone?
Christianity Etc › Re: Wake, Dreams And Travels. by Immorttal: 6:43am On Jan 30, 2017
ayxmania:
I am confused. What about those scary nightmares? And dreams about where I had never been to?
then your dreams is been manipulated by demons. You need to revisualise everything in your dream, every scene you don't like. This is powerful, all is your mind, they use your mind against you so you have to reconstruct and redirect it back.
Christianity Etc › Re: When Will We Have The First Organised Theist/Atheist physical Debate In Nigeria? by Immorttal: 6:35am On Jan 30, 2017
hahn:
Guy, where is the video now? You promised o abi you don dey copy God? cheesy
Yahweh 2.0 grin
Pets › Re: Pedigree English Mastiff Urgently Needed by Immorttal: 3:07pm On Jan 29, 2017
hwlw55:
Thanks. Pls do you have any contacts I can import a pedigree OEM from abroad?
it is very costly unlike caucasians and the likes. Keep $3000-3500 and 2500 for import. I have many professional breeders contacts.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Believe God But Not Jesus And Still Make Heaven? by Immorttal: 10:28am On Jan 29, 2017
jchioma:
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Here lies the problem, God condemned the shedding of blood, while would He then sanction the shedding of blood of Jesus? Read Deut. 12: 29 - 32 with particular reference to verse 31. Something is not right.
Something is not right my sister wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Meets With Pastors by Immorttal: 9:14am On Jan 29, 2017
DangotePikin:
This news go dey pain Seun and other atheist wella.
Hey Religion is important as i have come to realise, yes powerful people realise this and use it to control the masses. Am 100% sure thats what Mark is doing.
Pets › Re: Pedigree English Mastiff Urgently Needed by Immorttal: 6:56am On Jan 29, 2017
Namdeenero:
Hello petlanders, I'm in need of a pedigree english mastiff preferably a male puppy or adolescent. Post pictures here if you have any or contact me for my email address so you can send the pictures and we talk about delivery et al

Location is Owerri

Call 07035912641
there is no breeder of English mastiff in Nigeria, if you need OEM you need to import them. The breed is the first breed I fell in love with. Perfect family dog, gentle giant.
Christianity Etc › Re: [Stupid man] Songs Of The Worlds 2 By Johnydon22 by Immorttal: 6:42am On Jan 29, 2017
Interesting read, you write extremely well. If you wanna take writing as a leisure income spinner I will recommend you try the Sci-fi niche, the fan base is big on amazon.
When are you going to round up the untold story of job kwanu?
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by Immorttal: 11:48pm On Jan 28, 2017
cummando:
Same response.....
Its just a book... Like Ali n simbi book.
the bible is just a book too. That is the fair logic, the man bought it with his money, you are offended because of your religion right. Just like you valued the buble, he valued his shrine.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by Immorttal: 11:42pm On Jan 28, 2017
cummando:
Heeewwww see as I dey pity the young man
Wide nosed we know where he is from
Anyways













The thunder that will fire him is twerking in the presence of the most high
i wonder what your response would be if he destroys the holy quran.
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Immorttal: 11:33pm On Jan 28, 2017
Belthazor:
God apparently punished women (Eve) with pain in childbirth because of sin. Why then do animals feel pain when giving birth? What sin did they commit against God?
because God created man in his own image and gave him dominion and authority over the earth including the animals, it is scripturally logical that the curse was transfered to the animals from man even the curse of death. A certain christian gave me this exact response a while ago. Delusion is bliss
Christianity Etc › Re: Only Religion Can Pull These absurdity ( Photo) by Immorttal(op): 9:49pm On Jan 28, 2017
hahn:
It depends a lot on the denomination and in most instances when you become a "worker" you can kiss family time good bye
gbam!

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