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felixomor:
Hehehe

Who created the universe?

SirWere:
The problem is; these guys might actually be smart when it comes to issues not involving religion but at the mention of God, their brain goes blank.


Although some of them..... How they survive without a brain, I don't know.


It can only be god

Lennycool:
I understand
But one day I'll find that moniker

I'm lucky I didn't fancy nairaland when I was a christian.
It would have been embarrassing

hopefulLandlord:
Immortal How Market!

Lennycool:
Share am.
I need a good read

Lennycool:

What was your original moniker
Please you have to tell me what it was

Lennycool:
You posted on nairaland as a christian

hahn:
Unfortunately for you benzics you will not make hell either because you are yet to purchase your plot of land

You can contact me via pm to place your order for luxury flats, bungalows, duplexes, mansions, luxury suites etc located in prime locations in hell. Hurry while stocks last

If you fail to make payment, you will have to spend your eternity in heaven

cc: hopefulLandlord, emmayayodeji, lennycool, jonbellion and other heathens who are yet to purchase theirs

Asegzy:
U may not believe in the concept of hell but hell is as real as u and me.
But before I explain, u must understand 3 points
1. We were made to serve God alone. (in other words, we are not supposed to have any rights at all)

2. Hell wasn't made for humans, only for the devil and his cohorts

3. The prophecies in the Bible are gradually coming to pass. (no matter how hard u try to console or deceive yourselves)


Now,Adam and eve were so naive that they didn't even know they were naked . We were made not to think logically or be intelligent.
We were just meant to be toys for God like other animals.

But by virtue of the fact that They took the fruit which was forbidden It altered us and made us smarter and we now have to choose to follow God or the devil.
We have the potential to be like God but we are cut short by death because Adam and eve were prevented from eating from the tree of life.

We are the only species who are liable to judgement because we were the only species that ate the forbidden fruit.
God loves us so much, u just don't know it.
That's why he sent his son to come and show us the way. He knows it's not easy to serve him fully.
Our righteousness is like filthy rags but he still loves us.


Read Genesis chapter 3

ifenes:
When they say God is infinite: it means you are infinite and every reality you want already exists . Reality means a particular experience a God(You)is having.

All possible realities you can experience already exists. Meaning; there is no such thing as " Miracles", No! Everything you can be already exists right here. Example A poor man , rich man,teacher and even pastor already exists under your nose

The reality you experience is made possible by the strong mechanism called beliefs( what Christians call faith). Without belief there is no reality. I'm sure the Christians are familiar with this phrase; "your belief has made you whole". It means your belief in a reality where you do not suffer such pain has been activated by your belief.



You are like a radio that tunes to the radio station it prefers. Tune out of frequency and you will get something else.

How to change your reality : think it...,Visualise it and feel it, then you will activate that reality. This is what the rich guys do. They don't really work hard , poor people do. Think it and feel it , that's all!

Jesus or whatever you call it is only a story to help you activate your hidden potentials. That's if you ever follow that religion.

Why am I saying this? Because a lot of Nigerians are suffering. You cannot fight the situation but think your way to the Nigeria you prefer.

To be wealthy you need to think, visualise anc feel like you are wealthy... then watch how the portals of your preferred experiences open up.

What I am saying is a secret that will never be told in churches. No one can help you but yourself.

oluomoadebayo:
Can you drop your email address?

FortuneTeller:
I can tell you from experience marriage is not always exciting. You will become bored, tired, hateful, and irritable at times. It does not matter who you marry, such feelings will happen the longer you are with your spouse. However if you find yourself hating your wife, seeking to beat or kill her, leave and find yourself. You won't find the fairytale you are seeking, but your child's mother will be alive.

Emescot:
Without trying? No meditation at all?

SirWere:



hahn said he has an idea for something like this.....

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On a sidebar, Jack, if you want quick fame, you can easily just open a blog and say :

21 yr old ATHIEST turns Christian after 29 years professing atheism (if we can have an 80 year old young lady; this should be too hard ) . "God slapped me"; he claims.

Then you can write a book with an apt title like. "From knowing to believing" or "That Rationality of religion".
Of course, these books can be a newer version of the same old flawed arguments put forward by apologists to defend their faith. E no concern you.
Just spice it up with anecdotes. You know how humans love anecdotes!!
Create a Youtube page and come back on NL as a firebrand christian.
Persuade Nairaland atheists to help your ministry....and if they agree; they drop their reason and claim religion saved them.

By that time, you'll be famous and well known.

Your blogs will be getting a million views and your name will be used up an dan in debates.

Drop some juicy quotes too...

"When a man stop reasoning...only then he begins to see the truth for what it is"

"I used to believe in evolution. But one day I asked myself : How is it that my hands are the right length, shape and width; to scratch my balls It was then I realized : Nature cannot give me such a perfect tools to scratch my balls from randomness. Something must have given me a perfect scrotum toucher. Something......or someone

and other quotes like that.
They'll love it!!

If you want to go a step further, you can publish more books like "The Divine slap : 21 ways to make God hit your face with success" and other "inspiriationals".

They'll love it

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P.S : I hope no one will use this thread to say Atheists need churches because they still believe God. I sincerely hope not

hopefulLandlord:
I am a Pastafarian and I already have my church

Name: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

God we adore: Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that made the heavens and the earth with proof that's staring people in the face

Pidgin2:
What is your attitude towards the body of Christ?

johnydon22:
Not similar but bright in the night sky - anyway venus is visible to us this time of the year.. Look up the night sky for the brightest star at night.

johnydon22:
Sun

Ranchhoddas:
Impossible!

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There is no way I could have elected to come to Nigeria.

idris4r83:
Raw tomato business, a basket of tomato in d north is 1200 and d price in d south may be in multiple of 4 or 5.

Anas09:
That is not even my ish, my ish is that, your motive was to attack God. Not the person who committed the crime. Read your Op again.
Listen dear, when we shall stand before God, it's not going to be our acts He will be judging, our motives for doing things will be standing judgment.

My reaction to your Op was your motive.
Good day.

parisienne:
My daughter appears to me in a dream and asked me if I loved her at that point I was so overwhelmed with love that I began to cry. When I woke up there were tears on my pillow. I wasn't even married yet but I never forgot that dream.

When I met my husband he saw a vision of a child on the day he introduced me to his dad for the first time and it was a girl. He said that were eating bread together and they were laughing at me because i had to go through the stress of making rice.

No prizes for guessing that my first child was a girl who loves bread just like her dad.

Anas09:
Your mother's Ass.

Anas09:
But what she did was Criminal.

Anas09:
Guy, j ;Dust recently, over a thousand Christians were killed and roasted by muslims in Kaduna, why did you not talk about that? The single man who got hurt for not believing in God is worth talking about, but not over a thousand Christians who didnt believe in allal right?

This Satanic stance is disheartening honestly.

Anas09:
The Deep calleth unto deep... Meaning, Birds of the same feathers shd flock together.
Psalm:42:7

Bad communication corrupts good manners 1Cor 15: 33.

Can you keep a friend who insults your Dad?

If you are having a discussion and an issue involving parents comes up, and your Friend bloats out, "Your Father is a bastard, he is criminal and a useless sonofabitch who kills women a children, etc
Tell me sincerely that you'd keep friends like that close.

You guys shd stop whining and deal with it.

jimmyjenseng:
I'm faced with relational persecution here. Some nigg* I had dealings with stopped me from getting close to them and some treat me with disdain all because I professed my disbelief in a deity.

SirWere:
How come threads like this don't get attention but when you see a thread like "Atheists, traditionalists, cartoon stickers, muslims, catholics; YOU ARE ALL DOOMED" or

"Evolution is flawed!";
You tend to see the thread hitting 8 pages.
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Why?

Sibrah:
Strange