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Francis988:
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God will punish you idiots

Ladies: Avoiding Broke Guys Means You Are Also Broke!

Who told you your mum married your father as a rich man?She stood with him through trying times and now ,you as their daughter is reaping the fruits of her patience.
Below are the reasons why the theory "DON'T DATE BROKE GUYS" is totally wrong!

(1)You asked him to buy or get you something and he couldn't afford it and u decided to leave him for that?If you could afford it ,why didnt you get it in the first place?Though,a man is suppose to carry out some certain duties but dont heap your burden on him ,he is a boyfriend ,not your husband,go meet your parents,they gave birth to you and should be able to take responsibilities on you as long as you are not yet married.

(2)Struggle with him ,work hard and ensure to give him your support .When the story changes ,you are sure to be given the credit.You want an already made man?Then you should be happy hearing this statement from him"I WAS RICH BEFORE I MET YOU".

(3)Obviously,most guys (not all)dont ignore ladies that stood with them during their struggle to success.I hope you know that 2face wasn't rich when he started dating Annie,despite his flaws he still got married to her at the end of the day.Sanyeri(Afonja Olaniyi)a yoruba actor,got married to his girlfriend that was with him before he came into limelight.A very good example is Odunlade Adekola,some of you abuse him for having a ugly wife.Where were the bleach queen actresses when the wife was suffering with him?.Support him girl,you will get the credit soon.

(4) We have so many cases of broke guys who became rich and rich guys who became poor.That broke guy you embarassed today may have another story to tell tomorrow and that rich guy you followed may later dump you for the lady that stood with him during his stuggle.NOTE:Rich guys hardly appreciate a lady they met after their success.Some rich guys are out there without girlfriend ,not because they see no lady but because they doubt if there will be true love.Its believed that Rich guys hardly find true love which is truly embedded in that statement "DONT DATE BROKE GUYS"That means you dated the rich guy for the money not for love.

(5)Several ladies are single out there all in the name of searching for a rich dude.Work for your own money ,rich guys will flock around you,you wont have to search for one again.

(6)Many ladies are in the grave because they wanted a rich guy but unfortunately for them ,they fell victim of ritualist.Do you know how many ladies died because of Iphone4......now we have Iphone7.........Iphone10 will soon be knocking at the door in few years time.

Do you know Iphone8 will be launched soon?So please double your Olosho hustles,so that you can use the latest gadgets.Don't mind any guy that wanna fall in real love with you,they are all heartbreakers as love is dead,Jump like frog from one yahoo boy to another to a married man,and to a sugar daddy......They are the ones that can pay your bills.Don't mind any guy professing love to you ojare.Bleep LOVE!!!!This world is very sweet my sister enjoy and enjoy and enjoy and dont listen to anyone or take up any preaching from anyone.
But I have a good news for you my sister,When that guy you wasting your life with is ready to settle down,he will marry a very decent girl who has a good future ambition,properly trained,well cultured and mannered and he will use you as a testimony in the Church.By then you will be above 30years and your big boobs and ass would have sagged,wrinkled with heavy stretch marks all over and you will be looking extra-ordinarily older than your age because your beauty would have faded off,..Even MaryKay,BlackOpral,Sleek or classic will not stay well on your face again.A word is enough for d wise

Ladies ,be independent .With that you will earn guys respect.Stop being a GOLD DIGGER!

*ATTACK IS 100% ALLOWED

Ikpongiton:
ino mkpo

Ufog abasi adoh ata eti business idam

I need to open church

It will take its first flight on may 25th...akwa ibom state is not a failed state like Nigeria and our amiable governor udom is not clueless and a liar like your tall sick dullard

Fake and painful smile

How to Wed with just #50,000

Explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later… 6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

Another thrash to keep lazy wannabees motivated

2pack and fela

Fela

Please I need advice and experience

otunbablacq:
Consider another investment.
Airport pick is not like before unless you have partnership with some organization who will constantly require your services for pickups.

Am actually driving for a taxi company inside the airport I'll have to remit 25k weekly and they will be the ones to provide me with passagesrs fuel and car maintenance is on me

Good day everyone I'm 26 with just an OND result I'm actually tired of going to school in Nigeria and I'm tired of staying in Nigeria I want to travel to Canada to seek greener pastures please I need advice I would like to study as a pilot or doctor when I succeed in landing in Canada.. I need advice on how much to save for my journey, accommodation, flights tickets and how to study and work at the same time thanks

FirstCounsel:
I think it is o. Used to pay #5k per taxi drop from the Airport into the city centre several years ago. Not sure what the fee is now. Might be higher. Looks like a good idea if you manage it well. The airport is very busy.

Thanks I appreciate

Please help if you have any experience thanks

Buzzgal:
Is there anyone who is into printing in Abuja? I need a quotation on how much it will cost me to print my book. Pls drop ur contact and I will reach you

Call Alex he's in utako tell him Emmanuel Kings asked you to reach him 08136055184

So Nigerian doctors can't treat him Nigeria is truly a failed country

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bartundey:
That won’t be a problem it can be delivered to you by flight and you pickup @ Abuja airport @ extra cost and payment on delivery option available.
WhatsApp me on 07032327677 for details and more pictures..

OK I'll ring you

gospi:
A home tutor is needed at Alakija,Lagos to teach English and Public Speaking .
Resumption time is 4pm - 6pm.
Mondays and Wednesdays.You must be very fluent in English Language and be able to teach an adult how to speak and pronounce words properly .Pay is 15k.Call or whatsapp me if interested. 08160903487

15k a day or a week

LordKO:
Lol. Even after I started my previous submission with "Yes" you still put forth this query.

Sorry my bad... I hope you both have moved on and are happy now

Tough rugged man... Dino

LordKO:
Yes. And she's one of the most beautiful, intelligent and benevolent (at least towards me) women in the world - she was submissive with genuine intention to make it work out between us. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to fall in love with her - even though I love her - despite trying my utmost best. She wasn't perfect, just as no human being is, and her personal imperfection wasn't the main reason I was unable to fall in love with her.

Walking out of her life, despite all her pleas and considering the fact that we didn't quarrel for even a day, was one of the hardest decisions I've ever taken in life, but I couldn't afford wasting her time and continually raising her hope that I may succeed in falling in love with her.

Love is a mystery.

Did you propose /plan to get married

Delivar:
Don't be ignorant. Buying that letter is like buying land. In future that letter can be resold 5 times the price it was bought for. The value appreciates with time. It's all investment. Later on you keep wondering why you are poor. Why wouldn't you be poor when you lack the tricks and knowledge to make money.

You are an ignorant idiot

Gather here if you now believe Nigeria health sector is messed up

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Plz post vin in case cosplay pulls a Kanye on you

How I go join watin no dey pay me?

If all this celeb suffered in the past who said life and destiny won't favour me in few years to come... I'm grateful for the present and hopeful for the future... I'll share my stories and testimonies too

Beech bleached

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