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PoliticsRe: FG To Shut Down All Open Drug Markets From July 1 by imsuboi(m): 7:52am On Jun 27, 2015
I'm not surprised.

This government would just keep giving directives that would be detrimental to the economy of SS and SE.

Continue.


We are watching. Biafra is watching.
Jokes EtcRe: what are Paraprosdokians? (must Read) by imsuboi(m): 8:24pm On Jun 24, 2015
Lalasticlala
Jokes EtcRe: what are Paraprosdokians? (must Read) by imsuboi(m): 8:24pm On Jun 24, 2015
cheesy that number one though
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those In Owerri, Beware Of Tricycle Robberies by imsuboi(op): 10:57pm On Jun 21, 2015
Nmeri17:
shocked shocked hmmmmmmmm..... e fee be say na u be this https://s6.postimg.org/6u9esp76l/ugly_man_2_550.jpg
na im mk those hoodlum pick race wink dem no dey fear face ke?? undecided
undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those In Owerri, Beware Of Tricycle Robberies by imsuboi(op): 10:42am On Jun 21, 2015
Tapout:
that was smart of u bro... cool
Thanks man cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those In Owerri, Beware Of Tricycle Robberies by imsuboi(op): 10:40am On Jun 21, 2015
ITbomb:
Don't worry, your car is on the way
Amen! smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those In Owerri, Beware Of Tricycle Robberies by imsuboi(op): 10:39am On Jun 21, 2015
sandrahnaub:
The lord is ur strength
And my muscle o! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those In Owerri, Beware Of Tricycle Robberies by imsuboi(op): 9:43am On Jun 21, 2015
Tapout
Chuksemi
Exxell
Decode55
Cowleg
Beremx
Mzjackbaueress
Nairaland GeneralFor Those In Owerri, Beware Of Tricycle Robberies by imsuboi(op): 9:38am On Jun 21, 2015
The rate at which I've been hearing stories of tricycle (Keke Maruwa) robberies these days is alarming.

Just 3 days ago, a close friend of mine told me about how he was almost robbed. If not for divine intervention, he would have been robbed and probably injured badly.

Here's his story (after which I'll tell you mine which happened yesterday)

He boarded a Keke (tricycle) from ikenegbu to IMSU back gate (he was the only one in the Keke). Along the way, the driver stopped at a lonely spot to pick two male passengers.

Instead of both of them entering from one side, they entered from both sides, hereby flanking my friend and leaving him with no route of escape. They then pointed a pistol at the keke man and told him to zoom off.

On getting to a lonely road around the abandoned aladimma shopping mall, they told the keke man to stop (which he did). As they proceeded to rob my friend of his belongings, by a stroke of luck, a church service going on around that area had just dismissed; so there was a large efflux of people.

In the ensuing commotion, my friend managed to push one of them out from the tricycle and flee for his dear life.

now here's my story

On Saturday morning, after doing my laundry, I wanted to head to the market (eke onuwa market) to buy some food stuff.

So I came outta my hostel, strolled to sterling hotel junction, crossed the road and waited for a Keke.

As I had just withdrawn some cash the night before, I didn't have change (just 1000naira bills).
When I crossed over, one tricycle with no one inside stopped in front of me, before I entered, I told him I don't have change; he said I should still enter; which I did.

He then drove a little, stopped and said he wants to pick more passengers. Almost at once, one guy just jumped into the tricycle from one side; I looked at him, our eyes met, his eyes were bloodshot and he reeked of _marijuana. I then quickly looked outside and
saw two other guys coming.

I knew this is a robbery.

I quickly came down and went to sit in front with the Keke driver. As I did so, the second guy entered and sat at the back with his colleague.

I looked back at them.

The first one then pointed at me and said "na because of you we enter this Keke"

Omo!

I immediately jumped down from the Keke o!

And started walking back.

The assholes came down too. On seeing I wasn't running, I think they lost the zeal to chase me. They stood there issuing threats upon threats.

I put on my headset, Ramin Djawadi's "the Children" was playing as I strolled away from the bastards. cool cool

Me 1 - 0 robbers.


beware of the tricycles you board!
Foreign AffairsRe: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by imsuboi(m): 9:29am On Jun 18, 2015
haykayferari:
imsuboi,who is the dullard between you and PMB,go get a life and wake up from the fact this man in quote is someones father.
You're very very stvpid.

When APC e-rats were dishing out insults to ex President GEJ, where were you?

Crawl back into that gutter and quote me no more undecided
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 11:31pm On Jun 17, 2015
ofoneduj:
This is not happening in backgate,
please
Shut up. What do you know?
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 11:31pm On Jun 17, 2015
chaxking:
Cultism is involved, don't play the hero, heroes always fall and the world is designed for such to happen. Keep paying and praying cause nemesis will definitely catch up with dem.
Thanks
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 7:59pm On Jun 15, 2015
Chuksemi:
The 1000 we pay at IMSU'S front gate is termed welfare dues. Paid to the hostel excos. Haven't witnessed the Frontgate Hostels Alliance doing such here.
They call this one "Security Levy". Security we no dey see. The same frat boys posing as the task force today would still rob you on the streets tomorrow.

What an irony. undecided
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 9:16am On Jun 15, 2015
Tapout:
na wah o, how can they collect that shi't that twice a year angry angry n hostels are still being robbed
Yeah. That's the reason I opened this thread. I'd like to know who to report to.

This is even worse than e-scamming
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 8:31am On Jun 15, 2015
Tapout:
they came to collect security levy again?? undecided
They came to rob again
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 8:19am On Jun 15, 2015
Femiartalade:
report to Gej….. next post
It seems you're just here to look for trouble. Abeg carry your wahala to another thread.

Unless you're looking for a lengthy ban
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 8:13am On Jun 15, 2015
barcanista:
Is there no NANS in IMSU?
Rudimentary
BusinessRe: Which Bank Do You Operate With And How Would You Rate Their Services? by imsuboi(m): 8:00am On Jun 15, 2015
Gn
EducationRe: Robbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 7:57am On Jun 15, 2015
Raymondluv:
leave the lounge nd find another
That's not possible. Reread what's up there
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by imsuboi(m): 7:56am On Jun 15, 2015
4th year student of Medicine and Surgery Imo State Uni
EducationRe: Imo State University(Imsu) 2015/2016 De/Utme Thread. by imsuboi(m): 7:45am On Jun 15, 2015
Preboy:
God bless..... anyway when the forms get released, how does one acquire them and how much does it cost
You will be notified in due time
EducationRobbery in Imo State Uni. Who Do I Report To? (urgent) by imsuboi(op): 7:43am On Jun 15, 2015
Please help a brother!

This is a case of broad day light robbery



As is a well known fact, Imo State University doesn't have official school hostels; So everyone stays off campus.

I stay in a lodge around aladimma axis (Imsu's backgate)

Since I moved into this place, there has been a fee that's being paid annually. A fee of 1000 (per head). The fee is being collected by one Aladimma student's alliance

Now, let's do a little math.

See, the funny thing is that aladimma is made up of more than 50 hostels with occupants within the range of 300 to 400(some hostels hold up to 900 students).
So, roughly speaking, aladimma has close to or more than 10000 students.


All these students are expected to pay 1000 to an organization that lacks transparency of any sort.
An organization headed by just one person( chosen by a sham election annually).
An organization that has cultists as it's "task force".

Two things raised my eye brows:

1. the manner at which this "fee" is collected and
2. where the funds go to. (Read on, you'll soon find out)


Manner of collection
a) The special "task force" pastes a hand written notice on each hostel's gate notifying the occupants of their will to collect their fee( in the same manner armed robbers paste hand written notes informing a neighborhood of their impending, inevitable doom).

[color=olive]b) two to three days later; as early as 6:00am( sometimes, 5:00am) the hostels are flooded with touts. Slamming people's doors, threatening to break them down, basically, just tossing threats about; in a bid to get the occupant to open the door. [/color]

c) if by chance, you have enough balls of steel and don't open, your room is marked for further harassment.

[color=olive]d) if you do open. They request for a proof of payment. When this isn't available at the time of asking, they FORCE their way into your room and stroll away with whatever they feel like; telling you to come and "redeem" it when you're willing to pay. [/color]

It doesn't matter if you're male or female, the treatment is the same.

Where the funds go to

Peripherally, I had always wondered where these funds go to. Till I had a chat with a few of my friends over this issue.

They opened my eyes to the past and present presidents of this sham organization.

They've all bought cars! (I don't mean kabu kabu second hand vehicles). I mean TEAR RUBBER cars!

Apparently, these funds are channelled into one _asshole's pocket, who then pays his boys( I'm sure, quite handsomely).

This has got to stop! Please who do I report to? Imo State Uni has got no Student Union Government( Rochas scrapped it last year)


Help! This is broad day light robbery!
EducationRe: Imo State University(Imsu) 2015/2016 De/Utme Thread. by imsuboi(m): 11:37pm On Jun 14, 2015
Preboy:
thanks... can you help me with the official imsu's website


#FingersCrossed
www.imsu.edu.ng
EducationRe: Imo State University(Imsu) 2015/2016 De/Utme Thread. by imsuboi(m): 11:35pm On Jun 14, 2015
[color=olive] 100% Legit admission runs. [/color]

Not cheap though. undecided

If you're interested, indicate wink
EducationRe: Imo State University(Imsu) 2015/2016 De/Utme Thread. by imsuboi(m): 11:26pm On Jun 14, 2015
Preboy:
any info on the post utme forms... @imsuboi
Unofficial news has it that the forms would go on sale from tomorrow.

So keep your fingers crossed wink
PoliticsRe: 10 Pictures APC Fans Dont Want To See by imsuboi(m): 10:18am On Jun 14, 2015
grin
EducationRe: Imo State University(Imsu) 2015/2016 De/Utme Thread. by imsuboi(m): 10:17am On Jun 14, 2015
Lizboh:
pls imsuboi what is the subject combination of mass in imsu post utme.
Mass comm?
EducationRe: Imo State University(Imsu) 2015/2016 De/Utme Thread. by imsuboi(m): 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
boniife:
@imsuboi pls hv u helped with my request
Sorry for the deficiency in feedback bro.

I was getting conflicting answers

Some people were saying: Maths, English, Govt and Econs

Others were saying: Maths, English, Econs and Acct.

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