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 Romance › Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(op): 1:20am On Dec 09, 2013 |
caseless:  |
| Romance › Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(op): 10:37pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
caseless: women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!*  what a perspective! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(op): 9:55pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: Are you just coming to planet earth for the first time?what has this your silly question got to do with the topic?  Don't let me "descend" on you this cold night o!  |
| Romance › Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(op): 8:51pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
a store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,989,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. so the question is: Are women really "impossible" to please? 34 Likes |
| Education › Re: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by imsuboi(op): 8:35pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Sylvyangel: i wonder whats keeping them from pulling out? Na imsu go carry that strike 4 head. Have u guys started 2nd semester at all?our present vc was a former ASUU chairman. So......... |
| Education › Re: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by imsuboi(op): 8:59am On Dec 08, 2013 |
Holyrule: Abeg IMSU don resume?nope |
| Education › Re: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by imsuboi(op): 5:49am On Dec 08, 2013 |
nice work Chuksemi |
| Music/Radio › Re: "Go And Die" By "TnE" Your Nairaland Hit Maker by imsuboi(m): 6:17pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Nice track bro  |
| Education › Re: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by imsuboi(op): 10:52am On Dec 06, 2013 |
| Politics › Re: Duncan Mighty Tribute To Nelson Mandela: You Will Love This Song... World Class! by imsuboi(m): 10:36am On Dec 06, 2013 |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Nelson Mandela's Life In Pictures by imsuboi(m): 12:28am On Dec 06, 2013 |
a great Legend is no more [size=60pt] RIP Nelson [/size] |
| Education › Re: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by imsuboi(op): 8:31am On Dec 05, 2013 |
tee_yford: okay lemme try and see how it goesAlright |
| Education › Re: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by imsuboi(op): 2:41am On Dec 05, 2013 |
tee_yford: I wana apply imsu as second choice for MLS.... +does imsu accept only second choiceYes they do 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Imo State University 2013/2014 Admission by imsuboi(op): 10:22pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
[size=80pt] Hmmm [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Six Funny Life Lessons ( Very Funny ) by imsuboi(m): 4:17pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
all these people making noise that this has reached front page before, I have one question for you.. [size=60pt] na your website? [/size] The last time I checked, nairaland belongs to seun! So keep calm & grab the message the OP is trying to pass on 7 Likes |
| Career › Re: Women Sabotaging Women, A Case Of The Glass Ceiling by imsuboi(m): 2:51pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
yuzedo: op bro. POP is better for your office celing. i used POP in my Banana Iceland mansion and it looook like a sweet castle. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by imsuboi(m): 2:22pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Booked |
| TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by imsuboi(m): 2:22pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
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| Phones › Re: Blackberry Messenger New Look by imsuboi(op): 4:52pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Tapout: Updated mine but its damn slowwhat device? If its OS6, I suggest you downgrade back to the former bbm |
| Culture › Re: Why Do Igbo People Detest Marrying Other Tribes? by imsuboi(m): 1:56pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
dumb question 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry Messenger New Look by imsuboi(op): 6:50pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Amypriti: Hello guys, pls I need ur help. I upgraded to d bbm 8, Itry restarting your device |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry Messenger New Look by imsuboi(op): 5:18pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Abu Mikey:even now? |
| Phones › Blackberry Messenger New Look by imsuboi(op): 2:48pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Updated my Bbm on my Bold 9790 (Bold6) some few minutes ago.. & here's what I saw. #screenshots attatched# Do I sense a sensational come back from RIM??!! It also comes with a "channel" thingy I suggest we create a Nairaland Channel
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| Politics › Re: Shocker! Archbishop Obinna “flogs” Gov. Okorocha At Assumpta Cathedral. by imsuboi(m): 9:30am On Nov 26, 2013 |
onimcee1: why make a fool of yourself here? BISHOPS DONT CREATE DIOCESE AND THEY DONT MAKE BISHOPS. The Pope Does.don't mind the a-hole |
| Politics › Re: Shocker! Archbishop Obinna “flogs” Gov. Okorocha At Assumpta Cathedral. by imsuboi(m): 9:21am On Nov 26, 2013 |
AtlanticBreeze: Lol.. This man is obviously referring to the monies Peter obi bribe Catholic bishops with. He wants a replication in imo state. Thats the only way obi is spending govt money in Anambra. Catholic bishops in Anambra are the richest in Nigeria thanks to Peter obi so maybe the man is speaking out of jealousy. smh. If rochas do now, they will say he assaulted bishops.you must be high on some cheap sh'it Dolo |
| Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince’s Baby Mama And Son At F0Z Concert by imsuboi(m): 7:27am On Nov 25, 2013 |
Nomski0: Awww.Seun banned Abu till 2038 or so |
| Nairaland General › Re: Funny Or Akward Signature You Have Seen On Nairaland by imsuboi(m): 9:25pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
. torres2: Here is another one: imsu.boi: | | On judgment day, I'll just hold a Nigerian flag to show God I've been to hell already.. || ||  |
| Education › Re: ASUU To Meet Jonathan by imsuboi(m): 12:30pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
na wash 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by imsuboi(m): 10:19am On Nov 24, 2013 |
Mondisweets: hello dearlong time no see . How body? |
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