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Nairaland General › Re: Caught A Snake In My Bathroom by IndianBwoy(op): 6:28am On Mar 19, 2016

Ayo081:
U understand lil pidgin, how u know am?

U no dey hear of reincarnation abi?

Nairaland General › Re: Caught A Snake In My Bathroom by IndianBwoy(op): 6:28am On Mar 19, 2016

Dexpro:
Indian man! You charm that snake ni? Just asking.

I am charmed by the snake.

Politics › Re: Benin City, The Mighty Medieval Capital Now Lost Without Trace by IndianBwoy(m): 11:28pm On Mar 18, 2016

Why dawdle wlover the past when the present generation can only export pr.ostitutes to the world. .

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 10:15pm On Mar 18, 2016

TheArcher:
not funny

Nairaland General › Re: Caught A Snake In My Bathroom by IndianBwoy(op): 10:03pm On Mar 18, 2016

^ try searching for a python. Its more harmless than a poisonous one. So you neednt kill it. Unkess you eat it huh

Then maybe these Narialanders will accept you. Coz me ive been exposed to hostile treatment here ever since I joined.

At first I thought it was because I am Indian.

But now I realised it was because I never caught my own snake.

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Nairaland General › Caught A Snake In My Bathroom by IndianBwoy(op): 9:56pm On Mar 18, 2016

Hi, first of all, I am Indian.

I realised that it is a fashion in Nairaland to catch snakes. So i set out myself to find one, since I realised in Nigerian culture if you catch snakes it is considered a matter of pride, so if I caught one id me more assimilated and accepted into the Nigerian fold.

So anyways, I did not have to look far. I entered my bathroom for a shower and I see this lovely poisonous adder writing on the floor.

We then catch it and put it in a bucket. However I could not bring myself to kill it as it is taboo in my culture.

The fine among my tribe for killing a snake or coming across a dead snake (especially the King Cobra), is to organize a funeral for it and feed the entire village (min. 100 people). So obviously that'd be a costly affair which i do not wish to indulge in.

We then left the serpent in some outgrown grasses outside.

So I hope this capture is sufficient enough for me to be accepted as a Nairalander huh

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Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 9:43pm On Mar 18, 2016

TheArcher:
ow did u knw it waz yoruba

Coz only a Yoruba pesin can ask me such a silly question.

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Pets › Re: Meet My Monkey Friends by IndianBwoy(op): 9:30pm On Mar 18, 2016

Enypie:
I'm not surprised.
Well, what about the Tigers that hunts your people down as food and you/they still worship them. Haa! Extremely hilarious.

Ues the tiger is also a sacred diety among our people. It is a forest spirit. Every once a year we paint our bodies as tigers and dance in front of households.

Also killing tigers in India can get you many years in jail and hefty fines coz they are endangered. And India's National Animal.

Tigers are confined to protected forest reserves where humans are forbidden from entering although people do illegally.

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 9:16pm On Mar 18, 2016

TheArcher:
wich ifa won so fun e pe ifa ko eyan ni pidgin.i knw u wont undastand

I dont understand so much Yoruba.

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 9:13pm On Mar 18, 2016

Qaisar1:
Nah. Not us. The victim's parents did.

Oh then its something else.

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 9:11pm On Mar 18, 2016

Seun:
Aww, they like each other!!

Wow and you must be The Seun Osewa . shocked

Feel very blessed 4 u to pass by my thread.

Btw about these 2, the dog doesn't like the cat but the cat annoys the dog and the dog has no choice but to put up with him, considering he is very silly. .

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 5:33pm On Mar 18, 2016

Qaisar1:
I have once petted:

A Tortoise. We just couldn't find him one morning.

Two bingos... Tsk tsk!!! (waste of effort)

We reared goats which almost became pets. The mother she goat grew older, we couldn't kill her. We had to sell her.

Turkeys - yeah for the stomach *roll eyes*

Pigeon - The turkeys killed dozens of them... (wasted effort)
Hares (Oyinbo rabbit) - most died in a sink

Rocky (A better bingo) - Was killed when he bit someone

Chicken na normal.. (for survival)
******

Currently petting cats... Will buy a dog before the year runs out. *pheeew*

Wow u killed a dog. Thats murder oo.

Cats r best. My fav.

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 5:33pm On Mar 18, 2016

TheArcher:
where did u learn ur pidgin 4rm

Ifa

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Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 4:43pm On Mar 18, 2016

TheArcher:
in india or uae

India ofc.

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 4:31pm On Mar 18, 2016

TheArcher:
seriously,where do you keep them

In my village.

Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife's Breathtaking Castle (photos) by IndianBwoy(m): 4:30pm On Mar 18, 2016

Where is the castle huh

Oga my ancestral home in India is bigger than this.

Chai! Castle ko cattels ni

Pets › Re: Meet My Pet Dog And Cat by IndianBwoy(op): 4:18pm On Mar 18, 2016

TheArcher:
How many pets u get u don show us monkey,goat dog cat my guy open zoo

There is still the water buffaloes and roosters left. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: PHOTO: “jesus Christ” Spotted Today In Ogba Area Of Lagos State by IndianBwoy(m): 4:17pm On Mar 18, 2016

TrajansKong:
Kneel, unbeliever! Your time approacheth.

Be ye trampled underfoot by the hooves of the heavenly hosts!!

The heathen billions will perish. The blessed few shall rejoice fore'er...

Mental

Christianity Etc › Re: PHOTO: “jesus Christ” Spotted Today In Ogba Area Of Lagos State by IndianBwoy(m): 3:35pm On Mar 18, 2016

I will call Lord Indra whose fiery bow will break your carpentar diety's sword

Pets › Re: Meet My Monkey Friends by IndianBwoy(op): 3:07pm On Mar 18, 2016

Qaisar1:
Consumption?.. A touch is enough to contract ebola

Not from animals tho. Not sure.

Pets › Re: Meet My Monkey Friends by IndianBwoy(op): 3:07pm On Mar 18, 2016

doingood:
Op.
1. Are u in Indian or in Nigeria
2. Are u from Indian or Nigeria
3. Answer the 2 questions 1st then we'll move on to 3. Thank U

1.Neither.
2.Indian.

Christianity Etc › Re: Hindus/animists/indian Tribal Faiths & Nigerian Traditional Religions Coallition by IndianBwoy(op): 11:01am On Mar 18, 2016

macof:
I agree. A world pagan association or something should be established

All these gullible abrahamics need to be educated and pagans empowered

Yes true. but funding or some headway is required.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Cant I Go To Church And Mosque? by IndianBwoy(m): 10:47am On Mar 18, 2016

You need to visit a shrine. of your forefathers.

Pets › Re: Meet My Monkey Friends by IndianBwoy(op): 6:30am On Mar 18, 2016

Qaisar1:
Used to love monkeys. Yeah! Before the Ebola saga.

.

Again human consumption.

Humans cwuse their own trouble.

Pets › Re: Meet My Monkey Friends by IndianBwoy(op): 6:30am On Mar 18, 2016

Baroba:
In Nigeria, those monkeys would have turned pepper soup.. We respect nothing in this Country, when harmless animals are hacked to death for the fun of it..

What is the reason for this behaviour huh

Is there a shortage of food in Nigeria, when compared to India or is it the culture or what?

Pets › Meet My Pet Deer by IndianBwoy(op): 12:05am On Mar 18, 2016

Karma.

Crime › Re: Man Who Used His Son For Ritual Found Dead In A Well In Ghana (Photo) by IndianBwoy(m): 11:57pm On Mar 17, 2016

EBLABOR:
Smart Question to ask... but do you ever think babalawo would tell you the truth? He is a devout son of his father..... the Devil. He'd promise you heaven and earth, whereas he himself is living in a miserable condition.

Shut up. Babalawos r devotees of the Gods.

Culture › Re: Wuraola And Ooni Ogunwusi Attend An Event Together (Photos) by IndianBwoy(m): 10:54pm On Mar 17, 2016

[size=28pt]Disgrace to the YORUBA race!

What a shame!

This is what happens when you hire an innovator onto the throne![/size]

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Culture › Re: Wuraola And Ooni Ogunwusi Attend An Event Together (Photos) by IndianBwoy(m): 10:51pm On Mar 17, 2016

The New ASHEWO of Ife. cheesy

Im not scared of any Olori(buruku) . My juju pass ur own sef. I am Indian. grin

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Pets › Re: Meet My Monkey Friends by IndianBwoy(op): 10:49pm On Mar 17, 2016

osesology:
Mr Indianbwoy, I dont care what you say, snakes are my enemies anyday, anytime, anywhere. I have been killing them and I will continue to kill them whenever and wherever I see them.

*shrugs*

Thats ur karma.

But humans can be worse enemies.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Hindus/animists/indian Tribal Faiths & Nigerian Traditional Religions Coallition by IndianBwoy(op): 10:47pm On Mar 17, 2016

lepasharon:
Pm him

Okz

And i cant make out much. Bu from what i see, the poster above me is right. grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Love Jihad by IndianBwoy(op): 10:46pm On Mar 17, 2016

deloon:
Thanks for looking out for us man.

Just doin my duty mate.

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