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Just negodu!

What wil u do in dis case?

Its in a perfect condition, buy n drive, ur mechanic can confirm that

A clean commercial bus is for sale, the papers are intact and also the customs papers are also available. Location is Igando rd, Isheri Lagos. Come wit ur mechanic fr inspection. N450k. Call Mr. Joel, 08037574005

08037574005

Dey r kul but d one wt u in d pool, ur shadow in water is wrong. Ur back shud b showin in d water

Pls send complete brochure to joelism4real@yahoo.com tanx

U can't beat d german machines by playin lik dt

.. SHOCKING STORY OF A GIRL NAMED
AMANDA
On that fateful day, Amanda was on
her way to school when a motor cycle
knocked her down!
She was rushed to a nearby hospital
immediately.
That night in her dream, an old woman
in white garment appeared to her and
warned her sternly that:
"As soon as you are discharged from
the hospital,
you must wash the blood stains from
that cloth you wore that day you were
involved in an accident otherwise
something terrible may happen to
YOU!"
Amanda thought it was just an
ordinary dream not until she saw the
same old woman in her dream
again&again&again.... telling her to
wash the blood stains from the cloth.
This time,
Amanda was frightened and told her
mother the dream.
Her mother simply told her to do
exactly as she was told.
The moment Amanda got home from
the hospital, that very day she was
discharged,She soaked the cloth and started washing.
She washed and washed but there was
still small stain of blood on the cloth
because the blood stains had dried
already.She got tired and rinsed the cloth like that.It was a white gown. That night in her dream, the same old
woman appeared to her again and told
her to wash the cloth very well that
there was still blood stains on it which
may cause something terrible to
happen to her.
When Amanda woke up, she checked
the time, it was 4:00am...everyw here
was still dark. She was consumed with
fear!,and because she was afraid of the old woman's caution,she got up, took the cloth and started
washing. She scrubbed it so hard that it felt like
it was going to tear.
Amanda was scrubbing the cloth so
hard that tears almost started dropping
from her eyes when all of a sudden,
someone tapped her from behind.
She turned and behold, the old woman
in her dream had appeared to her in
real life,Out of fear, Amanda got up to run but fell down. The old woman drew closer to Amanda
and said softly
"Henceforth! Use ARIEL detergent to do
your washings."
Lolz

Rumpelstiltskin:
I own a shipping line and an airline aside other investments in oil and gas, real estate, manufacturing and construction. I also just launched a company that turns straw into gold. People say I'm successful but I don't believe it yet.

OP, please help me confirm this; Am I successful yet?

lolz

1. You aren’t controlled by your income. You might not be able to afford a Rolex, but if you aren’t living from week-to-week financially you are a success.
2. You don’t seek praise. Being able to do your part without looking for praise is a strong sign of mental security.
3. You suffer less drama. A lack of chaos points to order and harmony.
4. You have a plan and drive. If you actually have a framework to follow in your life to reach your life goals, you are already pretty successful. Most people don’t plan ahead! If you donÂ?t mind getting your sleeves rolled up and your hands dirty to achieve those goals, you are better off than you think.
5. You crave more and strive to improve. Ambition and a desire for knowledge and improvement points to a determined individual who seeks to better themselves.
6. You are an early bird and manage time well. When you find that you are jumping out of bed, ready to attack the day, you can probably point to a successful lifestyle and personality. Time management is a sign of long-term success, and being able to use the time in any given day to be productive is the sign of a successful person.
7. You are socially active and keep successful friends. Success tends to come in many different ways, not just your rank or your pay packet. If you are able to get involved in many different situations with a variety of social circles you can point to a healthy and harmonious lifeÂ?people donÂ?t tend to stick around toxic personalities. Success around you is the easiest way to inspire yourself.
8. You offer mutual respect and wish to help others. If you understand the value of treating others with respect and act as a pillar of strength for people, you already harness one of the most important aspects of success.
9. You possess confidence without arrogance. The big difference between a successful person and someone who believes they are successful is the way they conduct themselves. If you can show some genuine humility for others, whilst inspiring those who are struggling, you are already a successful individual
10. You have fought back. Being able to battle back from a position of failure to successÂ? any successÂ?is a sign of an iron-willed individual with the nous to succeed in life.
11. You have discipline. Learning how not to make mistakes and how to make the right call is vital to being a long-term success.
12. You preach patience. Without patience, it can be hard to ever make the type of impact that you originally intended in any work or personal environment.
13. You can say no. If you are able to say no then you have already avoided the need to please everyone. This is the sign of a successful individual.
14. You don’t blame others. You have reached a point in your life where you fully understand what it means to take ownership of your actions and not target others for your frustrations and failures.
15. You are assertive. This does not mean being inflexible, but while being understanding you should never let anyone bend your way.
16. You stay positive. By being positive and honest at pursuing your goals you will unleash the true achiever within you.
17. You take care of your health. Quitting harmful activities that stop you from working towards the brighter future you have always dreamt is a powerful step.
18. You don’t seek a relationship to solve your personal issues. It is easy to hide our failures behind someone who loves us. But, it is not a good idea to avoid helping the other towards becoming a better person just because it is easier not doing it or because “things are just fine as they are”.
19. You are mature. A sign of success is being able to put personal grievances to the side for professional gain. It’s always important to remind yourself that success isn’t something that can be judged so materially. If you are able to look at your lifestyle and understand that you do things in a mature, social and effective manner then you are already far more successful than any slap on the back will ever make you feel. Success comes from acceptance of your own skills and abilities, not what somebody you might never have met before tells you.

FP Tins

bestsolutionict:
Wait...send me ur email...I will 4wrd d one to u...den u edit it...just remove my details there and put yours

Pls I wil also need the Euro CV format. joelism4real@yahoo.com. Tanx

Pls a frend of mine lost her passport n stays in lagos, can she get anoda one in lagos' passport office? Tanx

Can somone in Madonna University (private Uni) Year 1 Med n Surgery apply fr transfer to Unical (a Govt Uni) and b taken to study same course? Pls I nid urgent answers. Tanx

Front page tins

A 21-year-old American Jasmine Tridevil, claimed she had plastic surgery to create a third breast to scare men away from her. And she now wans her own MTV reality show.

The lady who is based in Tampa Florida, shares photos on her Facebook page to ‘show the struggles she faces because of her surgery’. She said her main reason for getting a third boobs was because she didn’t want to appear attractive to any man.

“I got the surgery because I wanted to turn off guys. I know it sounds crazy but I don’t want to date again ever. I still like to feel pretty. If I got a third breast implant most guys would think that’s weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty. I’m starting a reality show called Jasmine’s Jugs and my ultimate goal is to get it onto MTV. That’s my dream.”she wrote on FB

Jasmine claims she’s spent $20,000 on the procedure a few months ago, after struggling to find a doctor who would perform the operation.

“I called 50 doctors. It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.” she said
She claims her third breast was made using an implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen. She said her parents didn’t react well when they found out

“My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad, he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.”

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Can You Slap Your Mom For $600m?
admin | August 1, 2014 | Jobs, Life & Style | No Comments


Lol, this is funny right, well,  during an interactive session with her fans yesterday online, Waje
was asked by a fan if she could slap her mom for $600m and Waje said her mom will even be the one to ask for the slap.

Can you slap your mum for $600m?

fiditi: Yeah Bro, Forget Qatar you can have all the money but the quality of life isn't there and for an average Nigerian it is not all about tax free income but the visa free status you get when holding certain countries passport. Even people in Qatar dey tear from the country after 2-3 years...even when we know we are not going to get up to the salary we have here in Qatar. But one good thing is the Job opportunities that abounds at-least we are able to practice what we were taught and add more values to our professional profile through internationally accredited and recognized professional qualifications.
But, bro there are more to migrating other than tax free income.

as a Mechanical Engineer, wil deree b job fr me in Qatar if I decide to migrate? Pls respond. Thanks

Kindly send to my mail joelism4real@yahoo.com
Tanx

Pls i was invited fr d test, is dere anyone wit oiltest likely questions shud frward it to me. tanx. joelism4real@yahoo.com

i got a mail frm Oiltest invitin me fr an Aptitude test in PH, did any one else get d invite? and any one with useful informatn on wat to expect shud share n also pls frward d materials to me to practice with. Thanks. joelism4real@yahoo.com

Has any one heard from dem as after d test dat day, i spoke with d cordinator n he said dat successful candidates wil b called for interview latest by Monday which is yesterday, so did any one get d invite?

diluminati: scammers una don start? JUSTWISE WHERE ART THOU?

u are as dumb as ur name sounds, i hate to b referred to as a scammer when all i do is to seek informatn, if u dnt av a clue of d questn bein asked y nt keep mute cos u'l make a lot of sense wen u re nt talkin.

ola simple: @mech engineer graduate.what i have fos you is that wnrking in qatar as an enginees 4s a great thing for you,though in the field of engineering...electrical and civil tends to have upper hand compare to other courses in the engineering field.but wot i'll advice you off is to try and gogle some of their engineering company online..or you shud try their work permit so by d time you get there,you will be able to secure a good job 4 urself,qatar is a nice place 4 engineers.

Can i apply for work permit yle stil in Nigeria? if yes pls hw do i go abt it? tanx so much ur previous comment helped

I just recieved an sms from Widescope Group invitin me for an aptitude test in owoseni primary sch, oshodi, do any one av any info abt dem? are dey real? pls anybodi wit useful info shud share it. tanx 2 all

my ex was HUMMINGBIRD, but my present is NIGHTINGALE n she saved mine wit HONEY NKEM