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pls i need the GMAT, thnks, my e-mail add is joelism4real@yahoo.com

They help sponsor pple to Canada. U'll pay 20 per of the total moni of 1m for canada (ticket, accomodation, perm work permit n job inclusive) u'll pay d remainin ammt after u av arrived Canada n workin from ur salary, if its spread ova 1 yr, its 50 per interest n 100 per wen it 2 yrs wit 2 guarantors. Belvic Global Ventures Ltd is at Ikeja, is anybody familiar wit dem and does anybody av idea of anybody who has got to Canada tru dem? Are dey real?

i'm a graduate still waiting upon d lord but wudnt mind takin up d part tym job, please give me details at joelism4real@yahoo.com or 08037574005. Thanks

Let's us be honest with one another. The gospel is free and has remained free. Except you have instances where gate fees are collected to enter churches or fellowship centers then the gospel could be said to have been sold. If a pastor shout from the top of his voice abt tithing from morning till night it ur decision to heed or reject. Pls folks the Gospel is still free.

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Well i don't blame any of you. How will you know if there is a God when you haven't seek him. I always believed and each passing day make me believe strongly there is a God watching over us and believe me the Fear of him is the best you can do for yourselves. Help me thank God I asked him for a Job and he Just confirmed it for me today.

I am from Oko in Anambra State. I know ogbunike Cave very well as we went there for Excursion during my days in FGC Nise. It's always a good feeling to meet up with Igbo folks. Igbo Kwenu!!!!

Finally to God be the Glory.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11450818

I don't know what people think about Lies but Read Proverbs 6:16-19. Notice how lies was sounded twice.

@ Peelovee  Thanks for bringing to limelight what is happening everyday in this country, some might not know it but it's wrong to date a girl for money. Some might not even ask you but act in such a way you will start sensing a problem at which he will mention he needs money without asking directly. This is absolute wickedness!!!!. As if it's not enough to go date a girl just for sex some people go further into milking them. Well i have no sister but no female relation or friend of mine will under my very nose fall MUGU to this kind of man, i will rather fight with my last blood cos this is the very height of wickedness . Ladies beware!!!!. A Man who loves you will never keep asking you for money as if you are his ATM machine and even when you give him he will try as much as possible not to take it Except you were the last resort which in most cases never happens.And avoid volunteering to help your man each time cos even a non- Golddigger can be transformed to one if the ladies shows him she is a free giver. To sum it up some dudes who don't have money are still capable of real love but believe me they will never ask you for money.

I look at myself and i see quality and i just wonder why i don't get the chance to prove my worth. I send out numerous application and don't get an invite to write a test talk more of an Interview. Talking about certification i wonder if certificates do the jobs now? I don't have even any certificate on IT but i am well grounded on almost all aspect of the IT world and probably because i have no Certificate to show for it i get nothing. The same goes on to Safety training, management and at the end most of this certification end in a classroom.My question is how do the HR guys do their thing .

Note i will appreciate a copy of an ideal Resume.

Op maybe you can start by posting of picture of you then i will do my analysis. Again from your reply to a post above i think i have a clue why you might not be getting them Husband Materials.

@Poster Well the truth is you made a good observation and another bitter truth is you have not finished observing. Naturally when the flood comes "Fish eats ants" and when the rain is out and the water level drops "Ants eat Fish" in essence what i am driving at is simply that Opportunity comes to everyone it's just a matter of timing and being able to see it when it comes.

Ladyjide:
You have a lot of valid  points gawky and personally I have searched within myself.
Living in the USA a lot of my choices are limited when seeking a suitable
Nigerian man. Friends tell me I should start dating outside of my Nigeria brothern but at this
point I refuse to do that. I know what I want and what I want my future to involve. SO MAYBE THAT is where I fall short, if so then I guess that is where I am meant to be!!

I will take it you are going for what you want, if not i see no reason why you should limit yourself when you have been given no boundary (I assume none exists). Well i won't tell you to think outside the Box rather please eliminate any box that comes close.Life is short .


@ Vivaladiva
I understand you are leaving your American dream(Ideal Life) but please never you make your life a standard for people to follow .people have their individual desires and everybody has an obligation to pursue his or her dream. So please if you don't want to get married be well informed that there are many people out there with a different mindset. Keep living your life i guess it really"Great".

Why not call it "Visit me Girls"

Kai see as Jonny boy dey embarrass man. But come o so the man even get wife self. This raid go make sense if they extend am to all states of the federation.

Please i will like to know if i can use a Shoprite gift card issued in the US in Nigeria.

ronky4luv:
turn gay instead, no pity

just 18 days you joined this forum you are already promoting Homosexuality.

Damn how old are you 12 ? Seriously doubt if you are upto cos even 12 years old niggaz know the way .

Good to know some ladies are already making plan B(Relocating to quatar where there are free men like they say). It always good to have plan B and if possible plan C.

Maybe you guys did not notice that poster is a female and want fellow ladies opinion.

@Okija_juju
Buying buses that wont last with tax payers money and the money goes back to tax payers and buying buses that still won't last forever and the money goes to some country which sounds like a better plan to you?

A Kidnap Victims Account of an Abduction in Aba;
Security Men were Involved -
Written by Dr. Ohaka, MD
I was travelling from Aba in Abia state back to Port
Harcourt where I reside after a marriage introduction ceremony of my youngest
sister Nene in my family house in Aba. I left the house at about 4pm that day
15/5/2010 with my small uncle Anayo and a cousin Maureen. Maureen dropped
somewhere in Aba while I proceeded to Port Harcourt with Anayo.We had barely travelled 11km when we met what appeared to be
a routine Police check point at Ihie. Normally we were flagged down for routine
check at about 5pm or even later. I was asked for my driving license which I
produced, I was asked to come down and open my boot and it was at this point
that I was told to enter a waiting Kia saloon car facing right and at right
angle to the main express road. Other vehicles were stopped simultaneously for stop and
search.
An SUV that refused to stop was sprayed with bullets with apparent
missing of targets and within about 5minutes the operation was over. About 2 vehicles carried the victims, a Kia saloon and a
Pathfinder SUV. Some of us were loaded in the booths. After 5minutes drive into the village we were all blind
folded and now driven through untarred bush roads to an isolated location which
was a transit point. It took about extra 5minutes to get there. You know things
were happening fast and it was so easy to lose track of time. At this temporary site, we were thoroughly beaten with the
butts and barrels of the gun. I never knew pains could be felt in quick
succession after trauma to a particular point. When I was hit at the back with the AK47 assault rifle, I
felt the first superficial pain and this was followed immediately by another
crushing pain much deeper. We were about 15 people, men, women and children. After about 4hours, the women and children were driven back
to the road to find their ways home. We the men, about 9 in number now waited
for the next 1.5hours to be taken to their so-called police cell were they kept
captives. In the transit camp where we were kept, there is one small
house inhabited by a woman and some 2 or 3 children.

The woman had normal conversations with our captors and her small baby was always crying. We left
the temporary area in the same 2 vehicles and by 10minutes we were in the cell.
The place was surrounded by bushes and harboured a roofed but un-completed
block house with doors. A standby generator was on and I had lifted the scarf over
my eyes a little long before we left the transit location. We were bundled into
a dark room with one window and with 8 captives inside already.
The mode of capture of these previous 8 was targeted and not
as random as ours. Example the councillor was visited by them as a Police team
in a Police vehicle and informed that he was wanted in the police station in
connection with certain matters. He followed them willingly. We could only sit or lie down with our eyes covered. We were
17 in number in my cell. These include 3 Royal highnesses (The Eze of Isuochi, The
Eze of Omuma, and another very important Eze that I couldn’t quite identify
well because he was taken away shortly for ‘special treatment’ and remained
there after I left), the councillor representing a constituency in Omuma
(hypertensive and diabetic), a retired NNPC manger (diabetic), a retired CBN
supervisor, a PTI lecturer/pastor, 2 yahoo fraudsters, drivers, a tailor, and
some others. Our cell phones, money and every other belonging were taken
from us apart from our clothing. Food is never given to the captives and water
is dispensed at extreme discretion of the captors and by my calculation this
amounted to 500mls alternate daily. At a point the councillor drank my water as I moved a little
out of my position to urinate. As it was close to midnight, the captors encouraged us to
pray and came in periodically to check on us.
I must tell you that we all prayed as never before till morning. We also continued to pray like that every
day. For me it was as true as daylight. The next day was a Sunday and at about 9am, the captor
in-charge of making contacts for the captives came into our cell enquiring for
people needing to contact their people for early release. It followed the sequence from interrogation about yourself
and work to brutality and torture, bargain for release and possible mortal
injury following failure to reach an amicable settlement. One of the captive’s phone lines was always used for these
contacts. The man in charge of the contact making is called a name. I figure he
is the 3rd in command in the camp. He comes with aides who brutalize the
captives mercilessly on failure to agree to a stated bill which runs into
millions of naira.

My initial bill was N10million even though it came down to
N2m later. I was now asked to talk to my people. I talked to my people and
returned the phone to the captors for negotiation with my people. The first bidding
amount from my people was N100, 000 which earned me the beating of my life in
the hands his aides. I was hit with the gun repeatedly and while pointed close
to my neck with the gun corked and uncorked severally and with several
simultaneous kicks on the head and body, I was asked to talk to my people. The beating was temporarily halted when impressed it on my
people of the need again to be ‘reasonable’ amidst my cry of pains. I was one
of the youngest captive. One can now imagine the impact of the brutality on an
elderly man and the sick people. On that Sunday the councillor was beaten blue and black on
failure to accept the N10million request fast. This was a frail looking man
with 10 children, a wife and with the whole extended family as dependants. He
collapsed with repeated hits on the head, ribs, hands and every other parts of
the body with the butt, barrel of the gun and woods measuring 2inch x 2inch in
thickness. He was literally left helpless on the floor. He constantly bemoaned
his fate and wished to die in his house where his corpse will at-least be seen
and given a burial unlike the camp here where our captors will bury him.

He recovered a little by Monday but that never gave him any
reprieve as he continued to receive thorough beating like the rest of us. Many
of us all cried like babies. The councillor got his people to sell his new car,
his lands, and several other belongings and all amounted to the sum of N450,
000. He also sought to collect the month’s contribution among 10 of his
colleagues amounting to N500, 000 which never materialized by the time I left
them. My brother it was pathetic for the diabetic and the
hypertensive. It is noteworthy that age was no barrier to the brutality because
we had 2 people who were above 70years of age, the Eze of Omuma and the Eze of
Isuochi. The first received thorough but a moderated level brutality
which increased sequentially with each daily failure to meet the captors’
demand while the second, though brutalized, had some significant consideration
because he is 74years. His wife had to walk virtually the whole streets begging
for money and he also had to sell lands. The rest received the same level of
brutality and torture which increased with every passing day. I tried to get close to the retired NNPC man who is also a
pastor because I felt he never understood the psychology of this group that
prefer to call themselves Abia State Militants. He never agreed to any fixed
amount and I felt he mistook the initial moderation of the brutality on him as
a spiritual effect. He is a retired man and probably over 60yrs of age. However, he was soon to understand that his judgment was
wrong. The mercilessness of the boys was un-paralleled because by the time I
was leaving the camp on Tuesday night there was a special torture session
carried out simultaneously by over 20 of the militants which I myself may have
found difficult to recover from despite my good physical fitness.

The captors had claimed that a cell phone had been stolen in
the camp and all the captives that refused to bargain ‘properly’ were
responsible. The captors appear not to have much interest on what they
regard as poor fools like drivers, gaunt looking people, mechanics, tailors
etc. Even though the ‘poor fools’ sometimes pay all their savings to the
captors, they tend to receive good considerations in terms of length of stay
only. I left the camp after the direct negotiation between my
people and my captors went through. We left the camp at about 10pm on Tuesday.
Those released that night were the Professor (Eze of Isuochi), one pastor, one
driver and my humble self. Three of us were bundled into the booth of a Nissan
Pathfinder SUV while Prof was given the privilege of sitting down comfortably
inside the car. As we left the camp, one or two small boys were moving about
close by and our captors questioned the supposed strangers in a loud voice
asking “who be that” and the small boys (I say small boys from their voice on
reply) answered “I beg na indigenes”. The Eze of Omuma was released a day earlier after paying the
sum of one million two hundred thousand naira. After about 5minutes into our
journey to freedom, the SUV stopped suddenly and refused to start again. After
a few futile attempts to start the car, the four armed captors disembarked and
called the camp for another vehicle. They identified their position as opposite
the Nigerian Police Station. In less than 4minutes a new Toyota corolla arrived for us to
continue our journey. I was asked to enter the booth with the pastor/PTI
lecturer. They discharged us at Ihie junction and gave us transport money.

We all walked bare footed because even our shoes were
collected. I received N500.00. They also informed me that my vehicle was at the
Police station. The Prof and the released driver proceeded to Port Harcourt
while I proceeded to Aba with the pastor. I arrived my family house at Aba at about 12:09am on
Wednesday to the jubilation of my parents and every other person in the house
and on the street. I am grateful to my relatives who contributed immensely for
my release. They include my parents, my wife, my brother, my sisters, my
cousin, my uncles abroad, my in-laws, my mother’s uncle, my aunt, the pastors
who prayed continually, my local church, my genuine friends who acted promptly
and several well wishers.I did not involve the police and it was the best decision.
The location of the camp is not hidden. The subdued villagers know them and
also know all their locations. Again the terrain of the area consisting of
thick bushes, well spaced houses and the bad nature of the road all combine to
favor the use of those locations by the militants. The militants tend to wear military uniforms in the camp and
police uniforms with police bullet proof vest outside the camp for their normal
operations. They carry AK47 assault rifles and perform drills each morning in
the bush around the cell building- the so-called camp.

All the boys spoke the local dialect- asa/ngwa version of Igbo
language. The chairman/leader of the group who authorized each release has
facial tribal marks, speaks same dialect. It may not surprise me if he is a
northerner and security personnel. It is impossible that the security agents do
not know their position. The joy of release subdued all the pains. I also forgot I
had not eaten for 4days. I proceeded to Ihie Police station to collect my car
as I was informed by my captors as my car was too old for an operational
vehicle. I saw the vehicle at local police station at Ihie. I fulfilled their formalities, made statements and informed
them of the release of Prof. In doing these I guarded my utterances because you
never know who the insiders were. I also spoke with the DPO of the station. I
also met some special police units who came on routine patrol to the police
station and narrated my ordeal to them. On this visit to retrieve my car I also observed that the
security agents concentrated their presence on the express road leaving the
entire village empty. My brother even the people you are supposed to report to are
scared and appear helpless. You also cannot rule out their support from
politicians because of several boasts of installing candidates come 2011.

Information flow freely in the camp there; it is
unimaginable how the information comes without government/security insiders. It also appeared they were planning relocation soon based on
the insiders’ requests; possibly because of impending raid by government
forces. They claim to pay some insiders-the normal Nigerian settlement.It is pathetic the level Abia state has degenerated to. It
is a level just slightly above those of animals and the bottom line is greed,
corruption, power drunkenness. I understand Imo-state is following closely.I became ill on Thursday- the cumulative effects of the
ordeal. My heart goes out to the innocent men still in captivity. I
wonder if they will make it alive. They include the retired NNPC manger/pastor
in Winners chapel (Yoruba), retired CBN supervisor (igbo), the councillor
(Omuma), The Eze who I could not identify well. What if these kidnappers were ritualists; what would have
been our fate; it is all greed, corruption, power drunkenness. Until there is
good and committed leadership everything will continue to go downhill.
written by Dr Ohaka, MD.

@ Elrazur
Just so that you know it's impossible to get a positive probe on a sitting body,Believe me NFF officials will frustrate any probe.Besides Fifa is also losing out on this one too cos less Nigerians interest in football is bad business for FIfa.If you read in between the lines you will find where an audit as been ordered so i believe the presido is just putting them aside so that they can't frustrate the auditing.Fifa is just a useless body if you ask me and i think it's time government of the world protest over their  bullying mentality(That is what it is). Except you are trying to tell me there is a country whose government will want to interfere badly in it's national football association i don't see any reason why government shouldn't interfere. Be it melodramatic or not i think Goodluck is trying to invite the Fifa officials and when they come Monday this issue will be resolved amicably.He just did the invitation in such a way to pass a message i understand very well.

You guys forget that mtn advert so soon.

Two world war and one world cup england england .Two world war and one world cup england all the time. It 4 real guys england is winning this one for sure 2 - nil.

I do hope this is a real joke cos that is what it looks like.

yemmydavid:
Itemised 10 billion naira Budget Proposal for 50 years celebration.




1. Anniversary parade including march past, fleet review and aerial display - N950 million.
2. National unity torch tour - N350 million.
Special visit to special homes, orphanages, prisons and hospitals - N50 million
3. Special session of the National Children Parliament - N20 million
4. Party for 1000 children - N20 million
5. Presidential banquet - N40 million
6. Calisthenics performance - N50 million
7. Cultural, historical and military exhibitions N310 million
8. Food week - N40 million
9. Secretariat equipment, accommodation, logistics and utilities - N320 million
10. Designing and unveiling of the 50th anniversary logo - N30 million
11. Special reports on Nigeria in both local and international media - N1.2 billion
12. Jingles, adverts, billboards, documentary and publicity - N320 million
13. Accommodation and Transportation of guests - N700 million
14. Production of branded souvenirs and gift items for foreign heads of state and erection of a coat of arms on Aso Rock - N450 million
15. Variety gala night and fireworks - N210 million
16. International friendly football match and local competition - N200 million
17. Event managers and producers - N120 million naira.
18. Designing and publication of a compendium on Nigeria - N400 million,
19. Compendium on the legislature - N150 million
20. Compendium on the judiciary - N50 million.
21. Commissioning of the golden jubilee plaza - N10 million naira;
22. Designing, construction and mounting of Tower of Unity in the 36 states of the Federation - N540 million.
23. Debates, essays, conferences, lectures, and a colloquium - N150 million;
24. Musical concerts and carnivals in the 6 geo-political zones - N60 million;
25. Durbar, masquerades and cultural dances - N100 million and
26. Designing and construction of 10 monuments of the founding fathers - N80 million.
27. A memory stone at the Tafawa Balewa Square , Lagos will consume - N40 million,
28. Security and protocol - N500 million
29. Medicals - N25 million
30. Miscellaneous - N105 Million.


http://saharareporters.com/articles/external-contrib/6330--president-goodluck-jonathans-10-billion-naira-owambe-party.html

I may not be too Intelligent but i thank God for the level of Intelligence he has been able to impart on me in my 23 years of live. I bleed in my heart when people give away hard earned money to scammers in the name of Visa. There are Visa agents but if you don't ever get invited for a Visa interview then there is a 90% chance you have been issued a fake Visa. Exceptions are in few cases where Big company are sponsoring their staffs for training overseas. The real issue is how people believe in Contract marriage for visa with or without consent ,believe me it's not worth it. I for one love the states and have a desire to visit someday but i will have to do so with my morality still in place cos there is a reason why i was born in this country .

Please be careful and pray you don't leave Nigeria to America on a self imposed slavery.