₦airaland Forum

mashnino:
Who has Paypal funds abeg

Got some..about £175. Wanna deal?

lilee2hot:
Oga Senator, Since you cannot get a joke and you are so bitter i recommend 2 spoons of honey 3 times daily...

#IStandwithcucumber

#TeamCucumber o! Let us cucumbate with as many cucumbers as possible!

heybee72:
Who made you The senate... Are u trying to say that it's legal to get involved in such acts? Cos all I read in his your post is encouraging lesbianism... God will put ish all the Gays in this country Ijn

Dey there dey ask jamb question. I don talk my own and me no understand how e take dey scratch you for body. No be only 'put ish', na Patricia. Let God coman punish nao!
We really deserve the leaders we get! Hian!!! Just negodu!

SalomonKane:
You see. I find the hypocrisy of the nigerian people (some of them) very annoying.

The leaked sex tape has provided testament to the fact that this girl is a lesbian, and I wonder why the nigerian police hasn't yet moved in on her.

I remember when Tonto Dikey posted a picture of marijuana with her name on it. The NDLEA responded.

So, now I'm wondering why the nigerian police hasn't yet arrested this woman because she was caught red handed. Could it be because she's well connected?

Let's not forget, she broke the law! And the law is final. Favouritism shouldn't be given to any body, be them celebrity or politician. The evidence is there for all to see and watch.

How we so forget how people brazenly break the law and we come shouting about counselling them makes me cringe.

Let the law take its course. Sentiment has always been among the bane of our 'great' society.

What if she didn't commit the crime in Nigeria?
What if she had made the video before it was illegal?

talktonase:
The paupers stubbornness as you call it will be subtly maneuvered by the international community.When the got you by the jugular, there is nothing you can do but to concede.

You underestimate our hypocrisy and ignorance.
Let us wait and see sha!

talktonase:
Just watch and see! It will be one of the laws of ours that may require review as a concession for foreign investors to come into the country...

Our hypocrisy will not allow us concede. There's this thing Yorubas call 'Agidi talika'. It means A pauper's stubbornness.

Young03:
this reminds me of a girl that died in unn last year because she was using cucumber and it broke inside her pussy

Death by cucumbation! Lmsao

talktonase:
The funny thing about this cucumber incident is that,its going to be an avenue for gay rights to be championed in this country. I will sit back and watch how the drama unfolds...

If I hear! We're not ready yet. My opinion tho'.

talktonase:
14yrs imprisonment shikenan

Go arrest them nao...

Dear cucumber girl,

Congratulations on making it to social media in the most unexpected manner possible.

You have given Nigerians something to talk about, a distraction from their present circumstances.

And the bloggers? They're still feasting on your tryst and they've gone for the jugular while at it.

With time, it'll pass. I give it till the end of next week. Sahara reporters will give them something else to talk about.

Until then, keep your head up!

Yes, a lot of people saw the video, and many will still see it. 'Few' will be disappointed.

But many...Many will secretly wish they felt what you felt. Others will wish they were the cucumber.

Others actually know what it feels like because they're also cucumber customers. Cucumbers in all variations (natural and artificial).

So don't mind what people say. Those that matter to you will still matter to you if they're worth 'mattering' to you.

Le/La Boo will still be Le/La Boo if s/he is worth being 'en-booed'

As for the rest, let them say. Na jealousy and hypocrisy go finish them. Hypo sef no fit wash away their sins.

It's just sad that the society is filled with the jealous and hypocritical. In another clime, things woulda been different.

But as long as their talk doesn't translate to debit alerts, let them say!

If you've got something to offer, all these won't matter with time. Methinks that's what you should focus on.

I just pity the fact that women might no longer wanna buy cucumbers in public again. That's bad for the sellers.

Other than this, live your life as you deem fit. It's your body.

Sincerely,
A cucumber owner.

Lennycool:
Lol see excuse.
Is it not the same God that turned water to wine for people to jollly
The same God that filled a net with fish
The same God that fed a multitude with small amounts of food

When there were no cameras!! Lol

DadojoReloaded:
Interested. Sent you a PM

Seen.

$236 Paypal available @410...Pm if interested.

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Lapped up!

ChemicalReaction:
And your point is?

Something tells me you know, but I'll indulge you all the same.

My point is, your experience isn't exclusive to Christians. Adherents of other religions too have numerous instances of such deus ex machina experiences. Even atheists too!!! I think this explains that it's a natural something ...And this is me assuming that you've got a complete grasp of the circumstances that led your experiences, because, who knows, not everything is as it seems!

ChemicalReaction:
#11. When med science failed, my dad was healed of stroke.. My next door neighbor was booked for CS until God intervened and doctors didn't have any valid explanation. My miraculous admission. Without any connection, even didn't meet the cutoff of my course, LAW but GRACE took me where my strength and money could. I am a christian and my God works in mysterious ways. Halleluyah!!

I'm sure Muslims, Buddhists, Eckists, Traditionalists and so on have similar stories! I'm so fücking sure.

kayceerilyn:
Thanks, really, for your time sir. I meant, is it possible to do Ph.D without masters? I saw something like that on the net and would like to know if there are consequences attached to it

I think it's a privilege of First Class students o!

Rational? No. It's not. Except we don't define rationality by logic but by emotions. It's an emotional thing and that's why for me.

TL:DR
There are more than one Aisha Buharis in the world at least one of which is a scammer.

#DropsMic

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Who rocked it better?
Fulani Herdsmen

Abeg, make una help me tag those frontpagey keywords o

Seun, Lalasticlala

A SaharaReporters investigation into criminal activity in the United States by one Aisha Buhari confirms that the perpetrator is not the First Lady of Nigeria, Aisha Buhari.

SaharaReporters began its latest investigation following the circulation of reports that Mrs. Buhari—wife of President Muhammadu Buhari—was involved in a bribe scheme in 2002 in which she wired the sum of $170,000 to disgraced former US Congressman William Jefferson.

The current hysteria around allegations that Mrs. Buhari was involved in this fraudulent transaction as retaliation from the embattled Ekiti State Governor Ayo Fayose, who had some of his Zenith bank accounts frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

Mr. Fayose, who is prone to public outbursts, has been at the center of several high-profile scandals including the Ekitigate scandal in which he faces allegations of using money from the Office of the National Security Adviser to rig the gubernatorial election in 2014. Following the freezing of his bank accounts earlier this week, Mr. Fayose resumed attacking President Buhari and his wife, accusing them of corruption. He has also reportedly been sponsoring fabricated stories connecting the First Lady Aisha Buhari to the William Jefferson scandal.

The genesis of the allegations linking the current First Lady with the $170,000 transaction has arisen from a sentencing memorandum concerning Mr. Jefferson, who was convicted of corruption in the US District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia. In the memorandum, “Aisha Buhari” appears once, on page 22, stating that the money was transferred to Mr. Jefferson from a Nigerian bank account in her name.

New York Times reporter Barry Meier published an elaborate report in 2007 titled “Teed Up: Golf, K Street and Nigeria” which prominently featured Mr. Jefferson, “Aisha Buhari,” and the former Akwa Ibom State Governor, Victor Attah.

Mr. Meier wrote at the time of “an unlikely cast of characters” seeking “a multimillion-dollar public spending spree initiated by Mr. Attah, an ambitious politician who wanted to be Nigeria’s next president.”

According to the account, middle-aged Aisha Buhari entered into the story when, by happenstance, she entered a non-descript Washington DC-based pharmacy and began chatting with a security guard. During that conversation, she allegedly told him that she was the daughter of the former military ruler, General Muhammadu Buhari. Following that conversation, the security guard later introduced Aisha Buhari to DC-based lobbyist Richard Hines.

The assembling of these personalities, more than ten years ago, laid the foundation for the criminal activity that followed.

SaharaReporters could not ascertain when or how the tale of Aisha Buhari evolved from a US-based woman claiming to be the daughter of former General Muhammadu Buhari to the Aisha Buhari, who is married to present-day President Buhari.

However, SaharaReporters investigation into the events around the illegal financial transactions involving an Aisha Buhari and any connection with the First Lady of Nigeria led our investigators to multiple sets of court records in Virginia courts.

SaharaReporters found no fewer than six legal cases involving an Aisha Buhari in the Fairfax County General District Court. The earliest date of these cases in the registry is October 19, 2012, with the most recent heard on March 31, 2016. Most of these cases involve debts or wage garnishment.

Also notable is that one case, which was heard on December 3, 2015, was appealed by a defendant named Aisha M. Buhari at a time that Nigeria First Lady Aisha Buhari was clearly in Nigeria. This is in addition to a pattern of alleged civil and criminal cases against an Aisha Buhari following the incidents reported by the New York Times in the mid-2000s—a time when now First Lady Aisha Buhari was living in Nigeria.

SaharaReporters investigation found that there is another Aisha Buhari, living in the Virginia area: the same Aisha Buhari who claimed to be President Buhari’s daughter but who actually has no relationship with him.

During the course of our investigation, we found that a property was sold on June 27, 2014 by Aisha Buhari to one Chiagozia Agbarakwe for $380,000. Evidence shows that that Aisha Buhari purchased the property in 2013 for the sum of $335,000, putting her in Fairfax County, Virginia, during that period.

In addition to court evidence, property records, and a list of known addresses belonging to an Aisha Buhari living in the United States, the New York Times in 2007 photographed the Aisha Buhari, who claimed to be the daughter of then General Muhammadu Buhari.

SaharaReporters has also obtained a copy of Aisha Buhari’s Nigerian International Passport, which shares the same profile as the photograph published in the New York Times, but she clearly looks nothing like the First Lady Aisha Buhari.

SaharaReporters contacted many of the aggrieved individuals who filed legal cases against Aisha Buhari, or their legal counsel, but none wanted to go on record due to the sensitive nature of their legal proceedings. Several of them did, however, confirm that Aisha Buhari was in the United States during the time her alleged activity took place.

Source
http://saharareporters.com/2016/06/23/aisha-buhari-us-different-nigeria-first-lady-aisha-buhari-saharareporters-finds

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I need Neteller, kindly give me your price

lordkay10:
Call Mr Ade on +1 (425) 205-8569

10gb suppose be 10240 mb or so..I understand your oversight sha. Pele, Ndo, ka yakuri.

I been think say dem dey collect CVs here sef. As I see job, my eye clear! Choi!

alaroyeibadan:
God save u.. Your eye for don clear afta been scam

I swear down! E for no funny o. The topic of the thread for no be this one.

ultrarich:
I have not done bitter Lola export before. But am sure if you understand the basis and can get contacts of buyers, then you are good to go. You will build experience along the line

Bro, kindly leave a number I can use to contact you via Whatsapp. Wanna rub minds with you.

I don't know if this has been posted before or if it is an old trick but it only recently happened to me so here goes:

I dey my own jejely for 7 Days Inn, devouring fish and chips when I got an email alert with the subject:

Diamond Transaction Alert [Debit -7,098.55 NGN]

Curiously and fearfearly, I opened the mail to check, saw the details of the 'transaction', and I became livid. For the benefit of those that may not be able to view the image, the contents go thus:

Diamond Transaction Alert Service

Please be informed that a Debit transaction occurred on your bank account.

Kindly find details of the transaction below:

Transaction Details
Account Number : 00********
Description : DIAMOND MONTHLY CUSTOMER DIGEST SUBSCRIPTION
Reference No : 81596777
Transaction Amount : 7,098.55 NGN - NIGERIAN NAIRA
Transaction Date : 7th-May-2016
As a result of this transaction, the balances on this account would be deducted
on the 10th of May.

To maintain this subscription do not take any action as this would be a constant deduction
from your account every month.

If you wish to unsubscribe for this monthly bulletin, kindly do so here ==>CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION


Thank you for banking with Diamond

In my fit of rage, I quickly clicked on the link to cancel the subscription and it took me to a page that asked for my login details. The only reason I didn't provide the details was because I couldn't recall my web login details immediately as they're somewhere on my computer and I was on my mobile phone. Also, I usually login to my mobile app via fingerprinting so I had forgotten my ultra-highly-secure-case-sensitive-and-alphanumeric password over time. Since it was on a Saturday night and the supposed debiting wouldn't happen until Tuesday, I decided I was gon address the issue in the banking hall on Monday morning.

While I was sharing the gist with someone yesterday, it hit me that it might be scam o, but I was used to the typical BVN, ATM shït that I normally get so I didn't feel the need to probe deeper. I decided to do a screenshot and send it to the person I was conversing with when I discovered that I couldn't find the mail anymore. Not in my inbox, not in my trash and I was like, shuuuuu! But then, no biggie, na me and Diamond bank get appointment first thing Monday morning.

But the 'e-fit-be-scam' thought lingered and I decided to go through the browser I used to access the link earlier and fortunately it was still among my list of opened tabs. I opened the page and looked at the address bar, then I saw it. Na pure undiluted and unadulterated phishing scam and my sorry arše would have fallen victim were it not for mild procrastination.

Immediately, the things that shoulda been glaring at first began to fall in place..

1. The notification didn't show my full names. It should address me as "Dear Infomizer", this one didn't.
2. The account number revealed only the first 2 digits! Hello? Who no fit guess am? Diamond only reveals the last 4.
3. Debit alerts are for debit alerts!! Not 'we will debit you on so-so-so day' alerts!! My balance shoulda changed immediately but it hadn't. I also didn't get mobile alert but this one can be excused because Diamond/Airtel don dey fück up of late for that one.
4. The mail was in my Yahoo mail, but I subscribe to email alerts with my gmail (explains why I couldn't find it when I went searching, tho I discovered this later).
5. I usually check the actual sender of the email by clicking on the sender's email but I didn't. When I eventually did, I found this email: sales-ics@kendrion.net...(see 2nd screenshot for what I mean)
6. I be better mumu, albeit temporarily

On a good day, I'm a savvy guy when it comes to stuff like this but in one second, all that didn't matter because the phishers played a fast one on my emotions. The anger I felt at that moment clouded my normal judgment, coupled with the noisy environment I was in at that point. No be for this kain economy 7k suppose waka like that and I guess the BVN and ATM format had stopped being as effective as they were. I rest my case here peeps, but please guys, y'all need to be alert 24/7/365 (Excuse the pun).

P.S: I typed from my phone so biko pardon all typos.

Mods, please move to frontpage for all and sundry.

(Seun, naijacutee, dominique, Lalasticlala, FOD, puskin)

rookidmart:
Hello, Infomizer.
Wonderful write up.

I'm a student of Unilag and we're required to sign the undertaking and indemnity forms.
I want to ask a question:
In the indemnity form, there is a space where a witness is supposed to sign (see attached image) and it says the witness "must be a status not lower than a level 12 officer in the Public Service"
Does this mean the witness must be a public officer?
Or is it that if the witness is a public officer then s/he must not be lower than level 12?

I'm asking because I do not know any public officers --much more a level 12 officer -- and I want to know if any other person can act as a witness.

Thanks in advance.
PS: If the image is not clear you can view the whole document here: http://unilag.edu.ng/Students_Undertaking_Forms.pdf

Hi there,
I'm just getting to see this and I hope it isn't too late. I'd go with the assumption that it has to be a public officer not below level 12. It's safer that way. Can you talk to friends that have signed theirs?

Amberon11:
lol, islamic sympathetics are here again.

pls do your research, King Solomon will forever be the wealthiest person to grace the face of the earth.

Good luck with your belief..
I'm no Islamic 'sympathetic' (whatever that means). I don't even know where you got the idea from. Easy on the presumptions, chief!

The tweet says it all and it has everything to do with the traffic issues Man Utd had prior to their game at White Hart Lane on Sunday.

Posted this earlier on but in the spirit of the present events, here you go again

The following events happened between 06:30Hrs and 09:00Hrs on said day.

I woke up hungry despite not going to bed hungry. This usually happens whenever I'm broke and broke was I. I had passed the night at a course mate's room in El Kanemi hall because we had a lab report that was due around 09:00Hrs and those EEG 201 lab guys had no iota of joy. So we rubbed minds and dubbed the dubbable.

While I was contemplating on what to eat as I prepared to proceed to my hostel in Biobaku (Newest II), rumours started flying around. Rumours like: “One student speaker had dropped dead as he called the VC”, “The VC just killed the SUG speaker with a killer number”, “Some students have just burnt the VC’s house in protest”, “The VC turned into a ram and escaped”...plenty plenty crap sha.

As a completely apolitical Engineering student, I didn’t see the point in active participation in SUG affairs. In fact, I always respected AbuduGana, a Mechanical Engineering student that was the previous SUG President. How that guy take graduate sef? I digress.

But a student had just died and it was a sad development irrespective of the obfuscatory circumstances. Well, I had to live through this, and eating was pertinent to that mission, so I headed to Baba Aluta’s bukateria. Baba Aluta and his wife, Iya Aluta had a multipurpose buka close to the El Kanemi common room and they were the creator’s gifts to El Kanemites, especially in matters concerning Agege Bread, Yam, and Fried Egg.

But Baba Aluta’s place was a bit crowded (as usual), I booked space (Nairaland Nairaland got nothing on me grin) and ran down to my hostel to wash my mouth, change into something else, grab my signed lab sheet from my locker (you had to attach this to your lab report to prove you were in attendance), and came back to Baba Aluta’s for breakfast before heading to the faculty. Meanwhile, I had had my bath in one of El Kanemi hall’s bathrooms, as I couldn’t trust water supply in Newest Hall.

By the time I got to my room, the rumours were still flying around, but another event was taking place in my room. One of my roommates was cooking some madass rice concoction and the aroma was out of this world. Here are the facts with respect to that event:

1. He had NEVER cooked before. EVER.

2. We were like 14 in number mostly from different faculties (2 reasonably butty guys, 12 pako guys) and out of the 12 pakos, 4 had vested stakes in the meal.

3. These 4 had never agreed on such a venture before so it was an unlikely collabo.

4. The pot wasn’t that big. In fact, it was just enough for 3.


For those that are finding it hard to believe that a student room in a hostel could contain that much people, chill with the chill pill. By default, it was a 12-man room. However, by mid semester, it became a 14 –16 man room, and by the time exams begin…hmmm. Best left to your imagination.

Well, back to the matter.
I indicated my heartfelt willingness to participate in their culinary joint venture and I was told that their little project was nearing completion and it was too late to get involved. In other words, I could not reap where I did not sow. Since I had a booked space elsewhere and I was in a kind of hurry, I said, “fück it”, arranged myself, and went back to El Kanemi. But not without complimenting Le Chef and discussing future partnership prospects. That aroma tho’.

By the time I got back to El Kanemi to eat and head to my faculty, the rumours had started taking the dimension of “Mopols are on their way”, “they’re bringing teargas”, etc. I immediately recollected one incident some months earlier. Students were protesting the increase of Jambites’ school fees to 24,500 at the Senate House/Main Auditorium and I was observing from a distance (around the Faculty of Engineering car park to be specific). I was a Jambite then and before you could say ‘Jam-bi-to’, there was tear gas everywhere. School scatter that day, no be small. That was my first experience with tear gas and it was not funny!

So when I noticed some El Kanemites leaving their hostels in a hurry and the word ‘teargas’ was flying around anyhow, I just decided to go back to my hostel jeje and lay low for a while until I got a firm grip on what was really happening. I cancelled my booking with Baba Aluta and headed out of El Kanemi. Upon setting my foot outside the hostel, the reality of the whole hullabaloo dawned on me. There were already armed Mopols everywhere directing students out of their classes and out of the campus (the nearby Pre-Degree hall and Education Faculty halls were already showing signs of academic activities). You had no choice but to leave the campus premises as the Mopols were gesturing students towards the campus gate. I would later learn that they ‘teargassed’ the shït out of those students that remained behind. Phew! Bullet Teargas dodged!!

Students in their droves were leaving campus and most were loitering around Abule Oja and St. Finbarrs roads, causing heavy traffic. As in, Heavy! I tried to think about what to do next. I was based in Lagos though, but I couldn’t go home without my stuff. I only had on me, my wallet and my lab report. The money was enough to get me home but I just couldn’t leave like that. I had to know what would happen next. Was it a temporary thing? Will it die down by noon? Or for just plain ol’ aproko sake!

After what seemed like forever, the students were now trickling out and it had become clear that na house sure pass. But I had to get some of my belongings from the hostel so I must find my way back on campus. I summoned courage and approached one of the straight-faced Mopols forming U.S Marine grin. I begged him that I lived in Port Harcourt and I had all my money in my room and there was nowhere else for me to go without access to that money. He asked for my ID card and after I showed him, he signalled his colleague that was further behind to allow me get back on campus. I gave the colleague the same gist and he allowed me in.

I headed back to my hostel, and boy was it as silent as a graveyard! In fact, between the campus gate and the hostel, I think I was the only mammal around (if I’m permitted to exaggerate a bit). I reported to the porters at my hostel and told them that I came to get my stuff, gave them my room number and headed upstairs. There was no student in sight and it felt kinda eerie. I entered my room observed the chaos. Room wey no too neat on a good day, and today was not a good day. I headed to my locker and that was when I noticed it.

In a small corner close to mine was the room’s electric cooker (aka hot plate), and sitting majestically on it was Le Chef’s pot of rice concoction. I approached it slowly, hoping and praying that there was something left to chow, even if na bottom pot, I for no mind. I uncovered the pot and there and then, the earth stopped spinning. Only heaven understood the exhilarating joy I felt at my discovery! In fact, I had a ‘foodgarsm’...O boy! The teleological-cüm-gluttony part of me kept insisting that there was no way everything that had happened that morning up until that moment wasn’t because of this gastronomic Mona Lisa before me (except the death part ☹ ). The food was just as I liked, as in, not too hot and not too cold! Just perfecta! Some Goldilocks mode mhen! I felt like Alan Quatermain and Sir Henry upon discovery of the treasure room within King Solomon’s mines (Fück you Gagool ). I had already stopped being hungry as soon as I left El Kanemi but as at that deus ex machina moment, my ghrelins had regained their confidence and were ready to maim, kill, and destroy.

I attacked the meal with reckless abandon and kept on thanking the forces that be for this opportunity. I ate directly from the pot, with the spoon I saw in the pot...I dey vex!!! It was one of those moments when you felt like having more than one stomach where you could reserve some food for rumination later. The food was that good. I can’t even start describing the taste of the food! Le Chef was on point!!! After eating to stupor, I had to go to like the third room from mine before I could get a sachet of 'pure' water, as there was none in my room. No rice concoction I had had had had such a profound effect on me before this. It was craaay!

My people, may someone else not reap the fruit of your labour o! In fact, may y’all experience unmerited favour all the days of your lives!! Can I get an Amen?

I'll just round up my gist before I go all MFM on you guys…

The university authorities went ahead to shut the school for three months and that marked the end of a glorious era on campus. Students were banned from living on campus except you were physically challenged, a First Class student, or a member of the university sports team (these decisions were later reviewed), they took Makama Bida hall from the guys and gave it to the ladies, and worst of all, they stopped students from visiting the hostels of the opposite sex.

Months later, the campus shuttle I boarded at Yaba had just left the bus terminal when I noticed Le Chef joining the queue. I smiled in nostalgia.

Do we have any Unilag graduates in the house that experienced that incident? E don tey sha, but try share wetin you remember abeg...

One Love

Cc Seun, Lalasticlala, Fynestboi, olawalebabs, Richiez
Front page please..

There's no sanity in that shïthole of a movie industry and I don't blame them. They sell. People actually patronize them. That's the problem here. A big problem.

Diamond bank: $5 cost 1554.07. (18:01Hrs)
Tha na like 310.

Can't stand these guys..I lose it completely when they start flying! Damn!!!