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Yomieluv:
the mangoes grew and ready to drop,hmmm,haa,ready to drop.

There came a high wind to blow them all off...hmmmm, haaaaa, blow them all off..

MosakuAW:
Osama is dead and gone to his grave, hmmmm haaaa gone to his grave.

They planted a mango tree over his head...hmmmm, haaaaa, over his head...
I doubt if that fella was really killed.

Attended BFSS between 1997 and 1999. Didn't graduate from there tho. Do I still qualify? Good to see you guys here. There's a group on Facebook nao.

molydonhenry:
U made dz image fake... d teacher's writing is d same as d student's own. Could it b so?

I didn't make the image. It's a 9GAG post and it was only supposed to have a comical effect. Don't take life too seriously bro.

Zi:
1. No mathematical question like what's up there exists.
2. Whoever on planet Earth sets an examinable question with this vague phrase "Find the answer"?
3. This "test/examination" must be a one question examination.
4.The "teacher's" handwriting in setting the question is the same as the handwriting of the "student" that answered the question.
And finally...
5. The "test maker" (I mean the person that wrote in red ink) is a primary school learner.

Its not worth the effort, but I just needed to point out your folly.
Cheers

Prof Chike Obi, we could all use a little humor in our lives nao. To think that you went pedantic on a 9GAG post...Cool down bros. I see you.

Where is the maths puzzle nao?

Meanwhile, street genius be like...

How about, "if it's meant to be, then it's up to me"..?

You create your own destiny through your (in)actions and decisions buddy.

Apparently, many are brained, but few are sensed...

Quick to jump to conclusion they are;
In the absence of a factual iota.

Pen get power gun nor get..Fela

How do we know for sure that they're husband and wife?

Funny!
But erm..erm..what will dey bury a policeman in?

May the earth rest lightly on this fella.

On a good day, judges default setting suppose be 'fearless'. #OnlyInNaija

The BPP sef dey follow encourage inflation of contracts. All these style style defalcation supposed dey punishable by cutting of hand and prevention of all them generation from holding public offices! Hian!!!

kaura5000:
..When the British Bank of West Africa was opened in Kano in 1929, he became the first Kano businessman to utilize a bank account when he deposited twenty camel loads of silver coins. Shortly before his death, he pointed to sixty “groundnut pyramids” in Kano and said, “These are all mine”.

You mean twenty bullion camels?

themonk:
Dont tell her, just ask her to have a bathe with her, then wash that place the way u would like her too. wash it so well, while subliminally telling her the importance of doing it. she would understand, thank me later.

Emboldened doesn't solve it bro...

Olodo...lol...

ikbnice:
y wont they fail when we bring in 'long-outdated' planes to run airlines? I hope the proposed new one wnt b another gateway to corruption.

*In God and sai baba we trust*

It's not about the age of the planes. It's about management, politics, and bureaucracy.

Thanks for this info ma'am..Thanks a million! Why is it still in drugstores sef?

Make I pin for here dey observe..

I'm quite convinced that road is a federal road.

On that road, some potholes are like 6-feet deep ... That's some grave situation there (pun intended).

Khahi?

Libido...that's the word, not "appetite for sex"!

The whole of brass road sef is quite a mess during rains IIRC.

So is bird shiit

Still wonder how some people ended up where they did. Ima-fuckiñg-gine!

repogirl:
Yes ooooo, true talk....better to know and save yourself from contacting HIV!

Lobatan!
People fail to realize that it isn't just a matter of betrayal of trust or whatever sensationalist lingo is out there. It's a matter of survival! STDs are freaking real, and to get infected by a cheating spouse? That is some unthinkable shiiii for me.

dapyd1:
As of this moment, I dont think she has the right to speak on this issue.
Where has your snooping landed you.


In any relationship (boy-girl, business, parent-child), there has to be an element of trust.
Snooping shows that you don't trust the person you are in a relationship with and that is a terrible place to be in.

What do you tell your partner when he/she catches you snooping around his/her phones, laptops and belongings. It cannot just work.

Snooping shows insecurity, envy and jealousy. It can lead to paranoia and high blood pressure.
If you are suspicious of something, ask your partner. If he/she denies it, trust them enough to believe.

The fact about truth is that it always comes out. ALWAYS. It's a matter of time. So, please save yourself the heart ache.

It's a matter of time ba? I doubt you wanna hear on your deathbed that your 'children' are your neighbors'. There's nothing wrong with being observant and following up on whatever arouses your suspicion IMHO.

Ladies, soji yourself. Use any method that works for you. It's not a matter of trust. You will see the signs if you're vigilant enough. Y'all just get carried away with 'trust', and trust me, nobody should be trusted that much.

mumumugu:
Am i normal

I hired a halot frequency till day break. At times for weekend. We chatyn talk watch Movie, go Out. I Roman them but noooo sex.

Op, I Greek you o!

Broadcasters in the house, please abeg, wetin be halot frequency again?

lilee2hot:
which humans Name one Hmmmmmm....

I don't wanna die - U and Me
I'm tired of life - Mahashta

Burn!!!

Balance is key. At what point do humans go from "I don't wanna die" to "I'm tired of living" sef?