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Romance / Re: Funniest Reason Your Mum Hit You by inotice: 11:40pm On Oct 27, 2017
my maaami spank me on the head for raising her skirt up trying to use it as a head cover for play - willy willy things.I was innocent though.

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Romance / Re: Single Women Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Suitors by inotice: 10:54pm On Oct 27, 2017
i will remain aloof to news like this untill the old-mother-hubbard ladies we have on romance section and even other sections of this forum start to cry and beg for suitors here.Not untill then,this news remains as fake as our online personalities.
BTW,the Bible made a prophecy in this regard;therefore praying against occurences as this makes you antichrist.
Women shall chase men in later times.

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Romance / Re: 44 Things A Girl Wished Her Boyfriend Known by inotice: 8:29pm On Oct 27, 2017
pryme:
All these for what?
Another human being?

If that these beings called women
will change a man's life to a bed of roses,
or that they have the power to take a man's suffering away,
or that they can transform a man's bank account,
or that they can make man stop working so hard,
or that if they fart it will smell like roses
or that their armpit if not washed in days can still cure cancer with the odour that comes from there,
or that they have the power to give straight access to heaven when you die...


A Woman is just another human being.

There were times I envied them, I thought they could do no wrong that's why a man must first possess the best things in life before going for a woman.

But we all know (as we get older) that women are not Angels they are just another human being wired in self destructive manner.

The stark-naked truth of the whole matter. #TheBold.
Romance / Re: I Don't Want A Girl Child. by inotice: 6:05pm On Oct 27, 2017
Can't help but agree with the author of this thread.As for those ladies that would definitely try to point accusing finger at men in these scenarios,let it be known to them that we still have much more virgin males than virgin females i.e if they are still in existence.The female specie has been subjected down to the level of mere "unintelligent" beasts: meant for only canal pleasure and reproduction.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Get Married To A Non Degree Holder? by inotice: 7:52am On Oct 26, 2017
ACDONCHRIS:
Hello, Ladies. Interesting views so far, I must tell you. I don't intend meddling with all the ladies throwing around arguments. Please take note of the following:

1. Possession of a degree does not, in anyway, make you think better than someone without it.

2. Marrying a man that possesses a degree does not guarantee you a happy marriage.

3. Bagging a degree is not the true definition of education. Simply put, you're not better educated than one without it.

4. It's not every man without a degree that is jealous of a career-loving wife.

5. 99% of the people that have interracted with me in all spheres of life in the last 12 years (including you) did not know that I never had a degree (till today) .

6. I do not have a degree. What I possess is NCE. With it, I taugh in schools, worked in the financial services sector, worked in the construction and building sector, etc. before resigning into self-employment in October, 2015. Currently in Church, I oversee hundreds of very learned personalities, yet if they are told today that I'm not a graduate, they will say, "it's a lie." Today, I run my own successful school and farm. My in-laws to be do not even bother asking if I'm a graduate or not. Infact, they do not even know and even if they're told, they'll never believe it. My father-in-law to be is a serving Navy Capt. in the Nigerian Navy. I'm marrying their daughter by God's grace next year. I have never stepped outside the shores of Nigeria. Even though I don't possess a university degree, my wife to be does not even bother. It's very good to be a graduate, but that's not all to life.

7. I'm just 32.

Ladies, what do you have to say about me?


the bolded almost rubbished all you have written about yourself.seeking online validation or acceptance from ladies here doesn't always turn out as expected.

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Romance / Re: What Women Are Thinking When You Stare At Them In Public by inotice: 12:42am On Oct 26, 2017
I find this post very amusing and infantile.The reactions you get by merely starring or looking people in the face especially women are usually uncertain.You can never know what's ticking in their mind except you walk up to them and start that conversation.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Get Married To A Non Degree Holder? by inotice: 11:54pm On Oct 25, 2017
forget all these online gimmicks and false claims,A man with just PrimarySix cert. that is hardworking in this era of Nigeria and knows his way around women,will not only be marriageable but will have options to choose from.

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Romance / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Amber Rose Demanding Sex From Her Boyfriend Everyday by inotice: 8:22am On Oct 25, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Blonde, Looks Completely Stunning In New Photos by inotice: 4:27pm On Oct 24, 2017
cheap hoe.
Family / Re: Ewedu Soup Kills Policeman, His Pregnant Wife, Entire Family, 2 Dogs In Kaduna by inotice: 11:37am On Oct 23, 2017
hehe...
Not surprised...
...where is that psycho NwaChibuzor13
Romance / Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by inotice: 11:20pm On Oct 14, 2017
gARLIC may help you
Health / Re: 5 Ways To Cure Mouth Odour In Nigeria by inotice: 9:26pm On Oct 14, 2017
post=61425287:
Even if you are broke, single and jobless with no money, the sole fact that you don't have mouth or body odour is something to be grateful for.
Career / Re: "How I Got Addicted To Eating Books" - Johnspeak Uwangue by inotice: 9:01pm On Oct 14, 2017
[/b]Getting addicted to books doesnt set you apart from the rest;because,any knowledge not used is useless.Reading to understand and reading the right and updated materials corresponding to your fancies and career is what keeps you "afloat" and empowered[b]
Crime / Re: Burial Of 15-Year-Old Girl Slimzy Jay Who Committed Suicide In Delta (Photos) by inotice: 2:27pm On Oct 14, 2017
Some people are just innocently stupid.A girl that has not even started life went ahead to take her life cause of a boy as stupid as you.A life without struggles or challenges is boring,unadventurous and uninspiring.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Quitting Because I Don't Call Her, At Least Three Times A Day by inotice: 9:05am On Oct 14, 2017
Mypeople2:
Babe, I don't think she is seeing someone. But I am very sure that girl is younger than 25.Don't blame her for taking an irrational decision, she wants more attention from the guy. The guy should know that 21-24 years ladies love to break up.[/b] They can break up because you are putting on blue when their best color is white. They can break up when you rebuke them for something bad. They can break up 50 times in 6months. The guy should go and talk to her, I am 200% sure she will forgive him. But I am 300% sure they will break up again[b]. In fact, he should get used to the break ups
Mypeople2:
Babe, I don't think she is seeing someone. But I am very sure that girl is younger than 25.Don't blame her for taking an irrational decision, she wants more attention from the guy. The guy should know that 21-24 years ladies love to break up. They can break up because you are putting on blue when their best color is white. They can break up when you rebuke them for something bad. They can break up 50 times in 6months. The guy should go and talk to her, I am 200% sure she will forgive him. But I am 300% sure they will break up again. In fact, he should get used to the break ups
Mypeople2:
Babe, I don't think she is seeing someone. But I am very sure that girl is younger than 25.Don't blame her for taking an irrational decision, she wants more attention from the guy. The guy should know that 21-24 years ladies love to break up. They can break up because you are putting on blue when their best color is white. They can break up when you rebuke them for something bad. They can break up 50 times in 6months. The guy should go and talk to her, I am 200% sure she will forgive him. But I am 300% sure they will break up again. In fact, he should get used to the break ups
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Feel About The Question, "Tell Me About Yourself" by inotice: 10:14pm On Oct 12, 2017
What a way to woo a lady.I do not blame our people that much though because English is not our first language.But naija people should be open to learn;very necessary.You cannot forge ahead without that.

For Those who do not have game even(Starters),that question is a turnoff.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Boyfriend Having Sex With My Mother In Our House – Young Lady Cries by inotice: 3:14pm On Oct 12, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: "Best Year Of My Life" Peter Okoye Says As He Shares New Photo by inotice: 1:25pm On Oct 12, 2017
That smile entered your eyes.Its fake as fake-ass bitches.
Crime / Re: "Just Saw The Man That Raped Me After Many Years" - Heartbroken Nigerian Lady by inotice: 12:21pm On Oct 12, 2017
jemmabond:


Out of interest, how where you abused? Did a man hold you down and cover your mouth as he rammed it up your assistance? If the answer is no, shut the f*** up.

You seem very bitter already and I cannot help you.I don't exchange words with female undercover rapists.
You know its what you do: rubbing that innocent baby's spittle and hands on your dry-kongified pussy.hellacious hoe.

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Crime / Re: "Just Saw The Man That Raped Me After Many Years" - Heartbroken Nigerian Lady by inotice: 12:01pm On Oct 12, 2017
Issssoookaaay!
Women are just cry cry babies.
Something that happen many years ago,and just a single occurrence you are yelling like things.
You sef get unforgiving spirit,sister! Forgive am.
Some of us have been there,and we didn't ask God to send His wrath upon the perpetrators;rather,we forgave them so that God will forgive us, even though we might have been bitter.
Sin is Sin in the sight of God.No one is greater for all are transgressions.
This is a lousy way of seeking attention which I assume you to be doing.This could even spoil "market" for you.
Guys dont talk about these episodes.I was even abused much more than you by girls like you;even girls looking way innocent and cultured than you ever can be.These things happened a long time ago and is PAST!

Forget the PAST!

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Posts First Ever Photo Since Losing Boyfriend, Tagbo by inotice: 5:35pm On Oct 11, 2017
This goes to show you that no one is worth giving "perfect" love,especially women.

"it is a woman's dearest desire to wound a man's selfconceit while it is a man's desire to gratify hers".

'Rich Women' are not capable of loving as much as men would love a woman.
They view young men that make passes at them as toys for play-play.

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Politics / Re: Ezinne Chime And Ken Nnamani Are Engaged (Photos) by inotice: 5:10pm On Oct 11, 2017
victor8269:

Oga, I am an Igbo guy born in the SW but working in the North, u no try. The insult was unnecessary. Check your account balance if I lie?. U no behave like a son of d soil. Till Nigeria divides, don't start a tribal war

you must be very daft for quoting me.
Politics / Re: Ezinne Chime And Ken Nnamani Are Engaged (Photos) by inotice: 7:20pm On Oct 10, 2017
inotice:
NwaChibuzor3: If it was a yoruba couple,
wedding is next 2 months
but they would have
started preparing amala
and ewedu today then
store it in the freezer. Yoruba people represent
an epitome of filth.

...

both ibos and yoruba have their own defects.Let love lead
Politics / Re: Ezinne Chime And Ken Nnamani Are Engaged (Photos) by inotice: 7:19pm On Oct 10, 2017
NwaChibuzor3: If it was a yoruba couple, wedding is next 2 months but they would have started preparing amala and ewedu today then store it in the freezer. Yoruba people represent an epitome of filth.
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Family / Re: Woman Dumps Her Husband Over Short Manhood by inotice: 11:48pm On Oct 05, 2017
enough...
We cannot take it!
I wont take it!
Its high time men start filing for divorce too on the grounds that they can no longer manage their wife slacky borehole pussy.
What is good for the goose is good for the gander.these black women should stop rubbing it on the black men.they have "shalanga" wide orifices that two enormous dicks can not dominate.Most black women are ingrates.

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Career / Re: Magnifying Your Strengths: The Path To Professional Fulfillment by inotice: 8:57pm On Oct 05, 2017
Good!
This post made me remember Bishop Oyedepo's Talk on The Secret of Sustainable Empowerment.

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Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel: "I Used To Masturbate, I Felt Guilty & Very Dirty About It" by inotice: 7:06pm On Oct 05, 2017
fuckpro:
...±5 statistical error is still within the margin
...the act existed well before porn as is presented today so its not a product of porn
rather porn reinforces the pattern
...most children have pilfer things in the house does that make them tag thieves when grown up certainly not.
The temptation of maturbation is nature way of building your will if you resist it or don't allow it control you nature rewards you by life successes but if you can't you remain below your potential.
Its as simple as that
If you are in the priesthood or arm forces or NASA these trait is closely monitored
My point is as much as its a bases tendency known to all don't allow it control you
Make her your bitch not the other way round
...rule of thumb if an act turns to a habit with detrimental impact on your productivity then its not good for you
I hope I made myself clear
Made yourself clear my Ass!
Mister man,you seem not to be gettin' my point,or would you?

I still maintain that 10 percent of men never masturbated;and that the act is increasingly tempting and cagey(difficult to stop) due to the obvious advent of pornography.
Pornography was created basically for masturbation.its a triggering factor,such that even if you never wished or wanted to masturbate,porn has a way of pernetrating the subconsious,thus making an individual unable to overpower the persuasive stimulation to masturbate.

I have made myself clear.

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Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel: "I Used To Masturbate, I Felt Guilty & Very Dirty About It" by inotice: 6:08pm On Oct 05, 2017
fuckpro:
... 'a masturbator spotted' that was pretty low of her/him
...and in my usual way I only laid up the facts and she/he could not reply
...am always the gentleman I only place facts I don't insult
... masturbation is a known act in 98% male population weather you out grow it or become immobilized by the act is a topic for another day
...so your Ronkia2 bringing up that hypocritical holy than thou stance in a public forum leave much to be desired
...lesson:don't thumb your self righteous nose on others

I think your statistical data is a bit exergerrated.Give men some credit.5-10 percent of men never masturbated.some only got masturbating as a result of being introduced to porn.without porn many men wont have engage in the act.
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel: "I Used To Masturbate, I Felt Guilty & Very Dirty About It" by inotice: 6:07pm On Oct 05, 2017
fuckpro:
... 'a masturbator spotted' that was pretty low of her/him
...and in my usual way I only laid up the facts and she/he could not reply
...am always the gentleman I only place facts I don't insult
... masturbation is a known act in 98% male population weather you out grow it or become immobilized by the act is a topic for another day
...so your Ronkia2 bringing up that hypocritical holy than thou stance in a public forum leave much to be desired
...lesson:don't thumb your self righteous nose on others

I think your statistical data is a bit exergerrated.Give men some credit.5-10 percent of men never masturbated.some only got masturbating as a result of being introduced to porn.without porn many men wont have been engaged in the act.
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel: "I Used To Masturbate, I Felt Guilty & Very Dirty About It" by inotice: 5:26pm On Oct 05, 2017
90% of men have once masturbated in their life time - this doesnt justify the act, as addiction to it could be very disastrous and not easily reversible.Masturbation and lust goes hand in hand therefore its a sin,because the act of masturbation cannot successfully occur without lusting after the opposite sex.To overcome masturbation,its a thing of the mind.You have to develope a strongWill(hatred) and burning desire to stop it.With Faith,little by little you will see yourself pulling way from it.In life,you dont have to satisfy every emotion if you want be an achiever.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by inotice: 5:42pm On Oct 01, 2017
Deutsch Uberaall.

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