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Romance / Re: Lady Goes N@k*d To Teach People How To Bath by intellisquard: 7:06am On Nov 04, 2023
This is serious
Jokes Etc / Tech Savvy Monkey Is Spotted 'working' On Computer At Railway Office (video) by intellisquard: 12:58am On Sep 29, 2023
A customer captured the langur monkey sitting behind the desk in an office chair on video.



The footage also showed the beast typing on the keyboard and flipping through files.



People believe the new employee has learned the behaviour after watching the train staff hard at work.



The monkey was captured at Bolpur Shantiniketan railway station in Bengal, India.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/9/tech-savvy-monkey-is-spotted-working-on-computer-at-railway-office-video.html
Politics / Re: Tinubu In Quagmire As Election Tribunal Prepares To Act Boldly. by intellisquard: 8:38pm On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:
cool



Obi is very foolish to think he can pre empt a judgement by using headless mob morons on the internet and stupid Whatsapp group to send foolish propaganda to sway judgement


Daft 3rd class Philosophy graduate think somehow PDP and APC collective 16 million adult voters won't riot and burn down his people if their votes are nullified




.

I have never seen someone as stupid and hopeless as that man, however he is still better than his fans who still follow him blindly, bunch of naive individuals... OBItuaries

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Departs Nairobi After AU Meeting (Video, Photos) by intellisquard: 8:33pm On Jul 17, 2023
DiamondPant:
Lol.
My friend just made me laugh out really hard.
She said a digital currency is an e-currency.
So are e-mail and e-business.
That Nigerians elected Bola, a digital president eBOLA also called BAT.
When I remembered that Bats carried ebola, I couldn't help but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haha so funny but still better better than OBItuary the wonderful liar who claim he have only one shoe till now, I hope he is still using that shoe.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Tells Obidients How To Celebrate His 62nd Birthday by intellisquard: 8:30pm On Jul 17, 2023
Aeman:
Hates will go and die now !!! 😂

Well said Mr president!

Social Media President

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Tells Obidients How To Celebrate His 62nd Birthday by intellisquard: 8:30pm On Jul 17, 2023
INVINCIBLECSP1:

True talk sir. Well said.
We don't need a drugnubu a mandate thief

And Peter Obi is OBIlie, OBItuary...
Education / Re: Mmesoma On Suicide Watch - After Hints Of An Attempt . by intellisquard: 12:18am On Jul 10, 2023
Obainoman6:
She better not do anything stupid afterall tinubu forged and rigged his way to become Nigeria president, let her remember that anytime she sees anyone criticizing her.

If Nigeria's number one man did it how about her

You people's comment dey always make me laugh... You are all naive honestly... If she wan commit suicide the let her, she think it's easy to fool the whole nation and go Scot free like that, she can only fool Easterners not all of us.
Politics / Re: Stephen Mouka: Obidients Ridiculed As "Eluuu-P" Singer Was Spotted In Workshop by intellisquard: 12:10am On Jul 10, 2023
Na why you type all these... Funny individual, no wonder they call you people OBItuaries Na make your liar called OBI go join the guy for that me how shop remain.
Karlman:
Even though Tinubu robbed him of his mandate, I am proud of him.
This goes to show that Obi supporters are hard working Nigerians unlike Tinubu supporters who are either pickpockets, cutthroatts, thieves and touts.

We can all see he has a source of livelihood unlike Tinubu supporters.

Now what and what have Bulaba done with the stolen mandate besides creating hardships than he met and going abroad to snap pictures without the coherence to address the international community on his plans to appropriate our commonwealth because that is all he has come to do.

While his damned godforsaken supporters pervade Nairaland with various propagandas in empty stomach harping on hopelessness.

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Politics / Re: Osun Has The Best Fire Service In Africa (pictures) by intellisquard: 12:04am On Jul 10, 2023
See these OBItuaries making fun of Yorubas, either you like it or not, Yoruba is presently ruling you and there's nothing you can do about it than to wail and shout till you peme...

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Politics / 12 Similarities Between Peter Obi And Mmesoma Ejikeme. by intellisquard: 9:48pm On Jul 08, 2023
1.Obi voted in Anambra. Mmesoma wrote JAMB in Anambra.

2.Obi won Lagos. Mmesoma's 1st, 2nd and 3rd choice of schools are in Lagos.

3.Obi insisted he won #NigerianElections2023. Mmesoma insisted she had the highest JAMB score.

4.Obi claimed to be a youth at 62. Mmesoma claimed to be a minor at 19.

5.Obi blamed INEC glitch. Mmesoma blamed JAMB hitch.

6.Obi did a broadcast vowing to reclaim his mandate. Mmesoma did a broadcast promising that her results were genuine.

7.Mmesoma's daddy said she was always crying over JAMB. Obi cried 'Yes, Daddy' over the election.

8.Obi won 98% of Anambra's votes. The majority of Anambra supported Mmesoma.

9.Obi went on TV to cry. Mmesoma cried on TV.

10.Obi's followers insulted everybody. Mmesoma's supporters attacked everyone.

11.Obi lied that his brewery employs 60% of Anambra people. Mmesoma lied that she was the best pupil in Anambra.

12.IPOBy Ezekwesili said the certificate of return given to Tinubu belongs to Obi. IPOBy Ezekwesili said the highest score belongs to Mmesoma.

Moral of the story: Those who play emotional politics will always end in frustration, while those who play strategic politics will always end in dominion.

#TableShaker
As seen on Reno Omokiri Twitter Handle

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Governor Postrate To Greet Afe Babalola by intellisquard: 3:10pm On Jul 08, 2023
incandescentena:
Those from that other side rather use side kicks to pass their greetings

Lolz... U mean the OBItuaries

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Politics / Re: Keyamo Reacts As Mmesoma Admits Forging UTME Result by intellisquard: 3:04pm On Jul 08, 2023
advanceDNA:
keyamo said “She’s a brilliant girl, judging by her actual score of 249.





So u pple re still confident she scored the 249 by herself..... make una dey play
I am sure she did exam malpractice to get that 249 sef... All these Obi supporters need to understand OBItuary also start with OBI
Education / Re: How My UTME Result Was Forged, Mmesoma Makes Fresh Revealations by intellisquard: 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2023
jaeyking:
Abeg
Let this girl matter rest

From the onset the reasonable Nigerians we know say na forgery

Na the tribal and regional bigots carry the matter for head

Now I hope they can sleep with shame

In fact this girl matter has opened the eyes of many Nigerians to the kind of life most people from east are living, they will always try to cover up lies no matter what so far the liar is one of them, same with Peter Obi, I hate listening to him cuz of his lies... But naive Easterners will always follow him blindly the way they supported this criminal girl... I hope she's punished.

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Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: JAMB Statement On Result Of Anambra Government Enquiry. by intellisquard: 2:47pm On Jul 08, 2023
Almost everything from east are fake/pirated... Their fake products no dey last, this girl is an example and that's why her lies didn't last... More reason I do not trust that Peter Obi, he too dey lie, just listening to him for 5 minutes is enough to prove him as a liar and a pretender, this girl has learnt a lot from him.

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