₦airaland Forum

It is advisable to learn driving with a Manual car....

R.I.P
Na GEJ cause am, because if light dey this man no go on GEN....

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

Tufia kwa! never, ever, forever, wherever will I think of being a lady.

Lalasticlala and co please do me a favour

In this video GEJ said he will create unemployment watch and enjoy.


http://www.gurusloaded.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Goodluck-Jonathan-Public-Grammatical-Blunder_Gurusloaded.com.3gp

Austin4lif:
No pics so no evidence. Ur case is already a dead case.

mr man so H-army dey use that their iron pressup hand and BOKO-H frustration dey beat you then you go wan take pishure?

sweettease:
It looks so real! Lmao

your username attracted my attention, nice one!

I tHink the way nigerians are taking hugs to the next level is very disturbing. A woman's body is supposed to be respected and men can get turned on by any thing from a woman including her voice.
When a woman dress bad the first thing that comes to his mind is how to have sex with her and when a woman looks and dress reasonable he will start thinking of her as his wife. Ladies please take note, don't be deceived by the compliments guys make when you think that your dressing makes you look sexy. BEWARNED

Brb

I smell rigging

darlingtonNYIG:
Now who takes the blame, GEJ or other leaders that refused to modernise the army with new equipment? What did Obasanjo, Buhari, IBB and abacha do when they where in power, rather the en massed wealth from our collective pocket. GEJ is paying the price for failed leadership of the past

dis is how you will fail exams in school, AK47 and major arnold tanks are the latest as of that year and Nigeria was a proud owner.

icebebe:
Fat yam legs


Classless

what she did is not proper but that's not yam leg, infact its the kind of leg almost everyman will love.

tessyg2:
my dear 2.2 is different from 2.2 , a 2.2 graduate from my school university of Ibadan is like a first class graduate of most states university, because bfor u will even have the 2.2 from ui, u must read to die.

My sister stop deceiving yourself. Don't you know that it is even easy to write exams and pass with good grades in conventional universities. Most of the lecturers have been taking a particular course for 10-20 years so everybody know how his questions look like.

englishmart:
integal the jamb registrar. You don do me strong thing back then......

I don't understand whatch'ya saying

englishmart:
beautiful girl with a fallen London bridge....

I don't know if ice prince didn't see some girls with gallant soldiers?

dude most of those girls with gallant ones use bra to deceive Men, infact this women on nairaland are just worried that she leaked their secrete. mathematically/mechanically thinking how will those huge melon remain standing when the weight is pulling it down? You too reason am.

Goahead:
That's how Buhari will be jailing Nigerians

Mr GOA-T-HEAD and it is Buhari that jailed small children?

1. With is missing from that background picture.
2. His wrist watch.
3. The buttons on his shirt.
4. The pupil of the man in the background picture.

kowema:
Oga shay u see say na u first curse me Social Worker?.. if I start on you now dem go talk say na me make u go Catholic Church go disturb statue of Mary with ya tears.... I kneel down beg u ,no curse me again o...You really dont wanna trade eloquencial skills with me.....Last Warning!!!

Read my quote again and judge yourself. There are too many contradictory phrases and statements in your story that is why everybody is denying the facts. Please am not here to get insult anybody and am sorry I used that word, even thou I tried not to make it abusive am apologising not because am afraid of you but because am a gentleman. Shey you no vex again? (From one Gentleman to a beautiful lady)

Richy4:
How can he be wearing jeans and his tool is still touching you. If it was other materials, I would have believed you but not jeans. Jean material makes every tool go downwards it cannot possibly poke you as you said. And was it a flood gate he was shooting that couldn't be hidden by the under wear
Give me another story I can possibly believe please

dude its is either she did it intentionally or she enjoyed it, by the way how did she see the wet patches on his jeans from the back with out bending down to peep? After wetting the jeans why did he still fold his legs? How did she get all this experience about joystick if she is not a social worker .
Conclusion : she used menstruation blood to forge a story out of mare contact with the man's waist( abi she think say ejaculation na menstruation?)

tit:
is that why he use public money to commit adultery with married woman in CBN?
if we were pratising sharia, he will be stoned to death with his adultrous woman friend.
the matron will only get one of her hands chopped off!

you really think through your tits

Hmm

0700Jesse:
Mtschew.., what help has Britain given to us in tackling election violence?? But they are swift to release article!!
article for the gods!!

which help did we seek from them? Remember that the same goodluck told UN and AU that bokoharam is a small issue he can tackle. So don't go about chanting what you don't know.

okosodo:
i dey crase

imagine oh, where the pinking weh she go born for me go stay for her belle?. Abi na bend bend head and legs the baby go get like her abs.

Scholes007:
you must be high on something

yeah I am high on truth syrup...

True man of GOD. Not like all those business churches.

Nothing we no go see for Naija

babasanti:
and one RAM will blame GEJ. You know if the person ironing has paid phcn bills?

Mr Man he is the president he swore and accepted to take the responsibility of Nigeria into his hands of which he is being paid comfortably and all what Nigerians requested will not be done with one kobo from his pocket. I will not insult you, in fact I Fill honoured to be in a position to tell you the responsibilities of a president. This is the mentality Nigerians still have and that is why our leaders don't do their job. I voted Goodluck in 2011 and honestly speaking I did not see anything he did with the peoples money. I am not a fan of buhari but I have no option but to vote him and if he did not what we want we kick him out and bring another we call that returning power to the people. Please my friend sleep over it #ihavedecieded.

ralfo85:
Who told you Nigerian Army has 4 million soldiers? Where is your source? Even China and the US Army, the largest Armies in the world is just 2,3 million and 1.4 million active soldiers. The Nigerian army has just over 80-100 thousand active soldiers for your info. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_military_and_paramilitary_personnel

look well again I did not say Army but soldiers. But my friend is it not funny to hear that a pussycat rescued a lion?

END TIME.
NIGERIA WILL WAIT FOR CHAD TO RESCUE the people.
But don't worrY nigerians CHANGE is coming.
#ihavedecided

PDP lying since GEJ was dull in Otuoke primary school

And one goat will open his smelly mouth and say GEJ till 2019....
Make I catch myself dey go vote pdp if use indomie take hang maself
...
Adjust my beats by dre headphones and play Buhari/osibanjo by olamide ( na the change we dey want)
#ihavedecided

I dey come