Mrinquisitive:


U dont have a penisss so stfu u dont know the pressure we guys are on all the time. U bitchess should be lucky that 97% of men have self control , u think its easy to be a man? Having pussyyy u have no pressure u are always urself but its different for men we are sexual beings so you lots should go read about the male sexual urges and stop disrespecting men but instead guide them on how to deal with all those pressure.

Lolz. ....Don't kill me.

This is the funniest post I have seen on Nairaland.

Like seriously, are you kidding me?

Hmmm.....such men are paedophiles

Richy4:
How can he be wearing jeans and his tool is still touching you. If it was other materials, I would have believed you but not jeans. Jean material makes every tool go downwards it cannot possibly poke you as you said. And was it a flood gate he was shooting that couldn't be hidden by the under wear
Give me another story I can possibly believe please

dude its is either she did it intentionally or she enjoyed it, by the way how did she see the wet patches on his jeans from the back with out bending down to peep? After wetting the jeans why did he still fold his legs? How did she get all this experience about joystick if she is not a social worker .
Conclusion : she used menstruation blood to forge a story out of mare contact with the man's waist( abi she think say ejaculation na menstruation?)

fyneboi79:
Damn!! Really gross to say the least. I like your writing style...well punctuated,explanatory and very imaginative. But seriously you must have a massive behind

... Lol...Thanks man.....

tit:
this story is true.
it has happen to me.
men are he-goats!

Looking at your profile pix, I may assume you even wished you were one
Perhaps you cut it low to give that delusional impression
But note, if there isn't a dyyke in between, it can never be a man
Wait till reincarnation!!!
You just might be lucky!!!

signor11:



thats not nice
op youve been replying nicely and making commenting fun
why the change

No vex, The guy make me vex nai make me make u vex but abeg no vex oga signor . Or u don vex?

kowema:


The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

i wanted to ask the same question. Be more creative madam and do a little research

Nobody is saying that Men don't have erection or hard in situations like that. Most of us do (most of us control it).
But the ejaculation. Maybe our sex organs don't all work the same, but I believe and man needs some level of comfort and concentration to ejaculate. And standing position takes longer we all know.

Hmmm.. Na wetin conji dey cause.

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

I SUSPECT YOU'RE THAT GIRL IN HIS FRONT

A lady friend told me of her experience in a Molue in the late 90s. She said at first she was shocked when the guy started but did not know how to accuse him as he may end up denying and embarrass her. So, she encouraged him by giving her butt to the guy generously until the guy ejaculated. She now turned on him and accused him in the presence of other passengers. His trousers were wet with semen already, so he couldn't deny. The man jumped down at the next bus stop. lolzzzz

You must be so hot that when people see you they start ejaculating.

signor11:



am still wondering how you came about this

Lol..How do u mean?...I get it, you think its fiction ...Lol...I really wish..or maybe I shud say it is.Who knows?, Wole might just be passing by and I might just get a deal...

joshuaidibia:
After reading ur story,i quickly checked ur profile pix so i go see wetn d man be dey enjoy for ur back. Na una jst dey carry heavy duty for back,y d man no go mumu? Lol.

lool...exactly what i did too....she's really pretty...o don't blame the guy...pretty plus enough packages... ....buh that guy just wash himself gan

hasshams:
OK, Lady we heard your story, but wetin make you cone here dey Expose the guy nao.this na wickedness now.who knows the man might be a NAiralander and reading your post dey sweat. Chai women, if I write my own experience wey. Had from a woman you go cover your face.women's own dey plenty too. Mind u

narrate the women's own then

These are the men that won't last 2 mins... Simple touch and he is ejaculating? smh...

kowema:
LOL


....One Lol for all of Una...Make una share am Cus I no fit type

No seriously na, and e be like say na me the man ooo

Emphasis:
@OP nice written script...
I won't dismiss the story in totality...
But i can't believe you seeing a sperm patch on the man's Jean. Sperm is jelly, some are watery though, but he must have wore boxers or pant, that will definitely reduce chances of obvious sperm patch on the outer part of the Jean.

Secondly this isn't a luxurious bus we're talking about, the bus is said to be jam packed, and you stood behind and still had a good view of his waist - leg region to see sperm patch on his Jean.

Lol...Oga, BRT buses are actually luxurious buses...I saw becos I made sure to pay close attention Cus I wanted to satisfy my curiosity...

If you think this babe cooked this up, then you must be a certified atheist. I once saw a guy do this and o, how repulsed was I? Seems its a case of madness as far as I'm concerned.

fyneboi79:
Damn!! Really gross to say the least. I like your writing style...well punctuated,explanatory and very imaginative. But seriously you must have a massive behind

yea.. she is massive.

I'm so sure if they keep me and you on the field of lies am very sure i will defeat you with wide margin.

@kosewa wait ooo, you changed ur profile pic at 9:56am today and posted this topic about an hour later.... Hmmm is that the HEAVYdence?






Court clerk collect that pic as exhibit X and kosewa should remain in my custody for further investigations... Case adjourned till further notice. I rise

Op you are 100% a lie!

Op you are 100% a liar!

intergral:
dude its is either she did it intentionally or she enjoyed it, by the way how did she see the wet patches on his jeans from the back with out bending down to peep? After wetting the jeans why did he still fold his legs? How did she get all this experience about joystick if she is not a social worker .
Conclusion : she used menstruation blood to forge a story out of mare contact with the man's waist( abi she think say ejaculation na menstruation?)

Oga shay u see say na u first curse me Social Worker?.. if I start on you now dem go talk say na me make u go Catholic Church go disturb statue of Mary with ya tears.... I kneel down beg u ,no curse me again o...You really dont wanna trade eloquencial skills with me.......Last Warning!!!

haul:
is stupid to call you a man yet,is either you haven't reach puberty. How can a man have expulsion in such a nasty state of BRT with over 45passangers? And he didn't even touch erotic places of the female Are you sick or you like typing bunch oof gobbledygook?

I'm ashamed you don't know a male body system

what is so ejaculation inhibitory in a situation where there are people packed together and a man satisfying his sexual desire by banging a lady's arse? Dingbat, sexual activity is a thing of the mind and not a mere physical activity. If it is possible for a guy/man to ejaculate through a mere hand job from oneself(masturbation) and a lady, how is it not possible to get the ejaculation from a long rub on a feminine butt?

AKMoney1:
@kosewa wait ooo, you changed ur profile pic at 9:56am today and posted this topic about an hour later.... Hmmm is that the HEAVYdence?






Court clerk collect that pic as exhibit X and kosewa should remain in my custody for further investigations... Case adjourned till further notice. I rise

Lol...Meanwhile its Kowema not Kosewa....Iyanmi!!

You said you went behind him, you said again u saw patches? Shey ur eyes get prisms abi em phallus dey back? Madame talk true ooh.

kowema:







Baba i would av thought so too, had i not seen the wet patches......Was really shameful

Lol.....Some people are really so so so funny, You expected me to bend down in a moving bus with little or no space to take pictures?, So the man wud notice me and probably give me a dirty slap?..Wait till it gets to ur own turn den u take pics and see if ur phone no go disappear before u finish..

Now when standing behind someone, in a BRT especially, u don't stand directly behind, you slant in a way so that u can get to see ur front well...I was equally patiently waiting for the guy to continue his drama on d soda lady to confirm my suspicion so I was watching his every move...


To the soda group wondering how sperm wud stain a Jean, how does menses get to stain a lady's Jean visibly that she wud notice it.....Sperm ain't water so is Menses.........I really wish this was fiction as some people are saying, it wud av encouraged me to find another talent in writing.......... Ladies, Just be careful wen u enter these congested buses Cus not evry one there is a passenger............. Make una no wake me up from sleep again o...

It happens and it's very disgusting and annoying. Infact, I witnessed it last week Wednesday when a colleague and I went to collect our PVCs.
When we got to the venue, the INEC officials had not arrived, so everyone waited around.
She was telling me about some challenges she's been having for a while and I was trying to cheer her up.
I noticed a guy in native attire (big buba and trousers) standing and pushing against her from behind her. I initially thought it was because of the crowd, but when some people around us moved away, this guy still stuck behind this woman o!
I became suspicious and asked her to move to her left side. I noticed that she still had her purse in her hand, but d guy still stood rooted to the spot and he started looking up with his mouth open.
You can imagine the disgust when I saw that he had an erection. It was so glaring even through his big buba.
I showed her and she was like " I didn't even notice anything". I was shocked! Was she that depressed that she truly did not notice?
Even when I shouted at the guy, an elderly man came to meet me and said "Madam, you are adding to the problem".
We later got to know he's an im-be-ci-le.
That scene got me so disturbed that when I went to check at the same venue the following day, if the PVC was ready, I carried a poly bag wit some newspapers in it, and I held it behind me.

in as much as i believe this story as i have seen several account of it. But i do not believe the semen part.

No guy will release semen for just laping on a guy. It will take penetration to do that. Except the man is a learner and a fool.

As i knw.. the older a man becomes the more difficult it take to release semen.

I smell.....nollywood

Some Women would equally do this if their sexx organ hung freely like ours. Moreover, except for self control, we wouldn't have been any different from other animals...