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Nigeria is to deploy drones to monitor the movement of ships in an effort to curb the rampant oil theft in the country, the state oil firm says.
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) says it wants to end crude theft in the next eight months.
Nigeria is Africa's biggest crude producer but its revenue is severely reduced by theft and attacks on oil pipelines.
New President Muhammadu Buhari has vowed to clean up the industry.
Oil generates around 70% of government revenues in Africa's biggest economy.
But a 2013 report by think tank Chatham House said that 100,000 barrels per day were being stolen.
That was equivalent to 5% of Nigeria's daily production.
It said the theft was occurring on an "industrial scale", with small barges transferring stolen oil to tankers waiting offshore to take it to international markets.
Senior politicians and military officers are said to be involved in the illegal trade.
The new head of NNPC Ibe Kachikwu also said the company would work more closely with Nigeria's navy to tackle the problem.

A Depression is caused by the accumulation of Unpayable Debts. Our banking system generates Bad Debts by the tens of trillions. This knowledge has guided the 30 Families and their 6,000 Minions to create National Security States to protect themselves against the 99%. The Bankers remember that during the Great Depression 3 million Americans starved to death. The Superclass is worried what will happen to them if 10 million Americans starved to death in the next Depression.

President Kennedy spoke out about the plan to deliberately reduce the average man and woman to indebted servitude.

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A Depression is defined as a period in time when Unpayable Debts are cancelled en masse. Foreclosures and bankruptcies mean the cancellation of Debt. We have Debt Based currencies so whenever we retire a debt either through either payment or foreclosure we face a tremendous Monetary Contraction. This massive reduction in Money Supply guarantees a huge round of layoffs which is what second rate economists define as a Depression. Scientists concern themselves with Causes and their Effects. In this case that would be the accumulation of Unpayable Debts and not with the unemployment created by the contraction of the Money Supply.

Bankers launder a trillion dollars a year in illegal drugs and weapons. They also launder $500 billion a year in political bribes. We are not allowed to say No to this corruption under the present system. I doubt we would be allowed to change that under a world government.

The Bankers used to make tremendous profits from the African slave trade



90% of the ships that brought slaves
to North and South America were owned by Jews



Slavery had been a Jewish occupation
going back 2,500 years



Jews had 2500 years of wielding the whip

Even today hundreds of thousands of women and children are trafficked every year.

COMMENT  BY  LASHA  DARKMOON

According to Israeli sources, Tel Aviv is the world’s prostitution capital. Most of the 300-400 brothels in Tel Aviv—counting them accurately is not easy since many are hidden away in private houses and apartments—are filled with gentile sex slaves who have been kidnapped or lured to Israel (on false promises of respectable, well-paid jobs) from Russia, Ukraine and other Eastern European countries. These unfortunate young girls, many of them underage, are known as “natashas”.  Only last week one such foreign sex worker committed suicide in Tel Aviv.

Here is a report giving more details about sex slavery in Israel today: 

“There are an estimated 20,000 female sex slaves forced into prostitution in Tel-Aviv each year. According to a report released in 2005 by the Knesset Subcommittee on Trafficking in Women, between 10,000 and 15,000 women had been smuggled into Israel over the previous four years to work as prostitutes. According to the report, the women, who were mostly from the former Soviet Union, were sold at public auction for as much as $10,000 and forced to work up to 18 hours a day. On average, the women received only three percent of the money they earned from prostitution, and many were raped and beaten.” 

(LD)


Many of the gangs involved in the evil slave trade are made up of Russian Jews.

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The Bankers decided in the 19th century to replace their lucrative slave trade with illegal drugs. That is why the Bankers convinced Her Majesty’s Jewish government to fight two Opium Wars against China. That is also why the US invaded Afghanistan. The US government transports heroin for the Bankers. Today the average age of a first time heroin user in the US is 14 1/2 years-old. The destruction of our families and cities through drug addiction is of no concern to the 30 Families and their 6,000 Minions.

The NWO would allow the Bankers to run all of their competing drug dealers out of business. The major Drug Cartels, the Mexican Army and the Mexican government all work for the CIA which is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Bankers. The NWO promise is that the Mexican Drug Wars that killed 120,000 people would come to an end when small gangs are put out of business. Of course a National Police State backed by international armies and millions of Drug Gang Members on every continent with trillions in Drug Profits would forever eliminate any freedom you ever dreamed you had.

We have had a series of wars for the Banks and for Israel. One lure of the NWO is the promise that we would have no more wars against foreign nations. Not quite true. The US did enter WW I so the war could be made to last longer. The Bankers and the Zionists would have had no fun if the Great War had ended in 1915!

By entering WW I, President Wilson was guaranteeing a Jewish Communist revolution in Russia that led to the death of 60 million plus Gentiles. I think we would lose many more people under a single world government run by Bankers and Zionists than under the present system. The 30 Families and their 6,000 Minions have hired college professors to outline plans to reduce world population by billions. To date we have never had a war kill that many people.

In the ideal world we would arrest the Bankers and seize their assets to finance worldwide Debt Cancellation so we could cancel the Greatest Financial Crisis in history before it happened. We would need to issue a non-interest bearing currency and to repeal fractional reserve banking. We would also have to  legalize drugs so there were no more trillion dollar annual donations to the Bankers.

In conclusion I would say that if, as a result of a Financial Crisis, we allow international organizations to seize the sovereignty of our nation states that we will have no Borders, Unlimited Third World immigration and No Countries left for Gentiles.

X-ray of the man's Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 52, penis
A man who claims he has the world's largest penis says women are too scared to have sex with him.

Super-endowed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera also claims his manhood is actually a disability that leaves him unable to work.

Not only that, but the 52-year-old's 18.9in member is so long that ladies are afraid of it.

The member hangs well below his knees and he wants his 'gift' to be recognised by the Guinness Book of World Records.


Well endowed: Roberto Esquivel Cabrera
But he also wants to be registered as disabled because he says his giant penis gets in the way and he is not able to hold down a proper job.

Cabrera, from Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, underwent a medical examination and had an X-ray done of his massive manhood to satisfy anyone who doubted him.

And doctors at a health centre in the city of Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, have confirmed that "according to the scan" in 3D, it is genuine.

A doctor there said the main part of his willy was just over 6 inches long and the rest was extra skin.

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Size matters: Roberto Esquivel Cabrera believes his enormous penis is a disability
Cabrera has approached health services to support his claim he is disabled.

He said: "Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.

"I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.

"Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition."

Medical experts suggest troubled Cabrera might be able to opt for a voluntary modification of his anatomy and have a shaft reduction operation.

He was deported from the USA to Saltillo in 2011 and lives alone in a room given to him by his brothers.

He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps.

He has no friends and wherever he goes he says people shun him.

Prior to his claim to having the longest penis in the world it is believed the honour belonged to an American man called Johan Falcon whose manhood measures a strapping 13.38 inches.

Cabrera’s story and struggle for help is to be published in a book called El Sordido Pudor (Sordid Shyness), by a local newspaper.

Sorry to the deceased. Pray his family the strength to bear the loss.

Here, experts reveal to MailOnline the nine health symptoms men should never ignore...

1) ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION- Could be: Heart disease Doctors are increasingly warning that erectile dysfunction can often be an early warning sign of heart disease.

‘The body needs a good blood supply for an erection – and erectile problems are actually a very clear barometer of cardiovascular health,’ said Raj Persad, a urologist at Bristol Royal Infirmary.

Heart disease occurs when the arteries leading to the organ become clogged with fatty deposits, meaning they are thick and furred. But this effect is seen even more quickly in the vessels carrying blood to the penis. “That’s because the penile arteries are smaller than coronary ones, so become furred up faster,” Dr. Persad said. Cardiologist Graham Jackson, of the Sexual Advice Association, told MailOnline that a man with erection problems will usually develop a heart problem within three to five years. “

A man in his 40s with erectile dysfunction has a 50-fold greater risk of having a heart attack over the next ten years. It’s actually a predictor of death rather than simply heart disease. There isn’t a risk factor higher on this planet.”

Meanwhile Australian research showed that even in apparently healthy men, slight or moderate erection problems could signal trouble ahead.

The condition increased the risk of heart attacks, heart failure and arterial disease in men aged 45 and over with no previous history of heart conditions.

Experts say men experiencing any degree of erectile dysfunction should seek medical help

. 2) DEVELOPING ‘MOOBS’- Could be: Hormone imbalance In most cases, if men develop what appear to be breasts, it is not breast tissue but fatty tissue, which has grown because they are overweight. “They need to lose weight and drink less beer,” said Professor Ashley Grossman, an endocrinologist from the University of Oxford.

However, sometimes men do form breast tissue, and in this case the condition is known medically as gynaecomastia. It is caused by an imbalance between the hormones testosterone and oestrogen, he explained. Oestrogen causes breast tissue to grow, but normally men usually have much higher levels of testosterone, which stops the oestrogen from causing this to happen.

But if the balance of hormones changes, this can cause a man’s breasts to grow. Oestrogen drugs are available, but they do not work well, he added.

As a last resort, there is a simple plastic surgery operation that can be done to remove the breast tissue, but after it is explained the condition will go away on its own, most people do not opt for it. In grown men, ‘moobs’ are a sign the testicles are not working properly.

3) NEEDING THE LOO IN THE NIGHT- Could be: Prostate cancer, enlarged prostate If you are rushing to the toilet in the night, it could be a sign of an enlarged prostate or prostate cancer, according to Prostate Cancer UK.

The prostate is a gland the size and shape of a walnut whose main role is to make semen, the liquid that carries sperm. It lies underneath the bladder, and so if there is any change in the size of the gland, it can affect a man’s urination habits as it presses on the urethra, the tube through which urine flows.

The charity warns men to look out for symptoms like include needing to go to the loo more often than usual including needing to rush to the toilet and leaking before arriving. Having difficulty peeing, straining or taking a long time to finish urinating or having a weak flow when urinating or feeling as though the bladder is not fully empty could also be signs.

4) NO SENSE OF SMELL OR A CHANGE IN LIBIDO- Could be: Problems with fertility “If they notice a change in their libido, that could be an endocrine [hormonal] problem,” said Mr. Michael Dooley, a consultant gynaecologist at Poundbury Clinic at King Edward VII’s Hospital.

It could be indicative of hypogonadotrophic hypogonadism, a condition where, in men, the testicles do not produce enough male hormones.

This leads to a lack of sex drive, and fertility problems, he explained. “A lack of smell is another sign that the testicles aren’t working properly,” he added.

Lack of smell, or anosmia as its known medically, is associated with Kallman’s syndrome, a similar genetic disorder in which the lack of male hormones leads to delayed puberty.

5) LUMP IN TESTICLE- Could be: Testicular cancer Lumps and swellings in the testicles are a relatively common symptom in boys and men. The majority of lumps and swellings are caused by benign (non-cancerous) conditions that may not need treatment.

However, a lump could be a sign of testicular cancer, which affects nearly 2,000 men each year in the UK and is the most common cancer in men aged 20 to 35.

Men who notice a lump or abnormality in their testicles should see their GP, doctors advise. This is because treatment for testicular cancer is much more effective if the cancer is diagnosed early.

6) BLOOD IN THE URINE- Could be: Bladder cancer Blood in your wee is the most common sign of bladder cancer, and is usually painless.

Every year in the 500,000 people are diagnosed with this form of the disease, half of whom will die from it. Most cases of bladder cancer appear to be caused by exposure to harmful substances, which lead to abnormal changes in the bladder’s cells over many years.

Tobacco smoke is a common cause and it’s estimated that half of all cases of bladder cancer are caused by smoking. Chemicals previously used in manufacturing – now banned- are also known to cause the disease.

Other symptoms to look out for include needing to go to the loo frequently, urine infections that keep coming back, tiredness, lower back or abdominal pain and weight loss for no obvious reason.

Men with any of these symptoms should go to the doctor immediately. Although it is likely they are due to a problem that is not cancer, like haemorrhoids or a urinary infection, a doctor will be able to investigate.

7) DRINKING HEAVILY- Could be: Depression In men, depression does not always display itself in the way that we might think.

Classical symptoms include tearfulness, waking up early in the morning and other sleep disturbances, and experiencing loss of pleasure. But men are more likely to have a ‘front’ and their depression may not manifest itself in these ways, says Dr. John Chisholm, a former GP and chair of the Men’s Health Forum.

PAIN IN THE BIG TOE- Could be: Gout Gout is three to four times more likely in men than women. And it is even more common in older men, with 1 in 7 older men affected, compared to 1 in 16 older women. A type of arthritis, gout occurs when crystals of sodium urate form inside and around joints. It happens due to a build-up of uric acid, a waste product made in the body every day, in the blood.

If you produce too much uric acid or excrete too little when you urinate, the uric acid builds up and causes tiny crystals of sodium urate to form in and around joints.

These hard, needle-shaped crystals build up slowly over several years without the person knowing. Eventually, some may spill over and inflame the soft lining of the joint, causing pain and inflammation.

Some crystals pack together to form hard, slowly expanding lumps of crystals, which damage joint cartilage and nearby bone, eventually leading to irreversible joint damage. The joints then become intensely painful and stiff when used. Symptoms usually occur after the age of 30 in men.

9) LUMPS AROUND THE NIPPLE- Could be: Male breast cancer It’s not only women that get breast cancer, around 350 men a year in the UK are also diagnosed with the disease, according to Breast Cancer Care.

Many people don’t know that men can get breast cancer because they don’t think of men as having breasts. In fact, men have smaller amounts of breast tissue around their nipple, where can, on rare occasions, tumours can develop.

Lumps, often painless, close to the nipple are the most common symptom, although they can also occur away from the nipple. A tender or inverted nipple, or discharge, which is often blood-stained, are other signs of the disease as well as swelling in the chest or ulcers forming in the area.

Most men who get breast cancer are over 60, although younger men can be affected. The sooner breast cancer is diagnosed and treated, the better the outcome, so it’s important to get any symptoms checked out as quickly as possible.

THE LINK BETWEEN BALDNESS AND PROSTATE CANCER Male-pattern baldness – the most common type of baldness, which affects around half of all men by the age of 50.

But a US study, published in the Journal of Clinical Oncology, found that those who lose hair at the front of their heads and have moderate hair-thinning on the crown were 40 per cent more likely to develop a fast-growing tumour in their prostate than men with a full head of hair.

The researchers said both prostate cancer and male pattern baldness could both be caused by higher levels of male sex hormones and their receptors. Male pattern baldness, which tends to run in families, is linked to higher levels of circulating hormones such as testosterone.

These cause hair follicles on the head to become thinner, weaker and eventually stop producing hair. Prostate cancer is also fuelled by testosterone, suggesting a common denominator. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3206342/The-9-health-symptoms-men-NEVER-ignore-problems-bedroom-heavy-drinking-needing-loo-night.html#ixzz3jv85MTWn Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr Yakubu Dogara, on Wednesday, condoled with Gov. Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State, over the death of his foster father, Malam Yahaya Hamza.

The condolence is contained in a statement issued by Dogara’s Special Adviser on Media and Public Affairs, Mr Turaki Hassan, in Abuja.

According to the statement, Dogara prayed God to give the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.

It said Hamza played key role in the training and upbringing of El-Rufai as described in the governors autobiography, “The Accidental Public Servant.”

“The speaker regrets that Hamza’s demise came at a time when El-Rufai needed his fatherly counsel and guidance as he steers the affairs of Kaduna state.

“Dogara further extolled the virtues of the deceased, whom he described as a foremost educationist and renowned technocrat.

“Hamza’s contribution to the educational development of Nigeria will not be forgotten’’ said the statement.

A survivor of the September 11, 2001 attacks on New York who was featured in one of the most iconic photographs of the outrage has died of stomach cancer. She was 42.

The family of Marcy Borders first announced her death Monday on Facebook.

Borders, who was 28 at the time of the attacks, was just one month into a job for Bank of America in one of the Twin Towers.

As one of the towers collapsed, she took refuge in a nearby office building, where AFP photographer Stan Honda took a haunting photo of her completely covered in a thick layer of ash, which earned her the moniker of “The Dust Lady.”


The air appeared heavy and a distraught Borders was shrouded in a cloud of dust and backlit by an eerie yellow luminescence.

“I can’t believe my sister is gone,” her brother Michael Borders wrote on Facebook, asking for people’s prayers.

Her cousin Elnardo Borders wrote: “May God Comfort .us in our time of sorrow. My emotions are all over the place right now.”

He later wrote: “She @ peace now!!!”

After the attacks, Borders spiraled into a decade-long deep depression and alcohol and drug abuse, though she eventually recovered after several years.

She lost her job at Bank of America, where she ignored repeated offers of a transfer.

She spent much of her time sequestered in her two-room flat, in one of the poorer parts of Bayonne, a bedroom community in New Jersey over the bridge from Manhattan.

Although the dam is not as big as Ero dam however it supplies water to seven local government and this resources reaches as far as the Akoko area of Ondo state. Hmmm *what a stretch.
ACCORDING to questioning, the dam comprises of seven river bodies to make it that full and a bittered truth is that the guards in this place protested the lack of water in the last One year plus and that they have been unable to pump water into their reservoirs for that same period.*the butchers son that eats bones * what an irony.

Although the dam is not as big as Ero dam however it supplies water to seven local government and this resources reaches as far as the Akoko area of Ondo state. Hmmm *what a stretch.
ACCORDING to questioning, the dam comprises of seven river bodies to make it that full and a bittered truth is that the guards in this place protested the lack of water in the last One year plus and that they have been unable to pump water into their reservoirs for that same period.*the butchers son that eats bones * what an irony.

The nigerian law school just dropped the bomb.

A Russian Laboratory Invents A New Way Of Removing The Black Skin Layer On Black People (Graphic Photo)

This is unbelievable and yet real. According to a publication of the Moscow Faculty of Sciences, researchers have developed a chemical process to whiten a person quickly.

With a mixture that includes oxytane and benzodiazepine. It would suffice to stay for 6 hours in a bath consisting of 50grams per liter of water.

Then the skin peels off naturally. This is in fact the upper skin layer responsible for the color that can be removed.



The laboratory at the origin of the discovery has already announced 254 people have been treated by this method. The Russian government may soon allow the reimbursement of this treatment.

According to Russian authorities, is an high value for thousands of immigrants who may feel more integrated in Russia once their color matches the one of the premises.

A strong point of view decried by the associations of human rights.

President Buhari has also approved the appointment of Professor Umaru Garba Danbatta as the new Executive Vice Chairman and Chief Executive of the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC).

Prof. Danbatta, who holds a Doctorate Degree in Electronic Engineering, takes over from Dr. Eugene Juwah whose tenure expired on July 29, 2015.

The new NCC Chief Executive’s other academic qualifications include a Bachelors Degree in Electronic Engineering and Telecommunications as well as a Masters Degree in the same field.

He is a Fellow of the Nigerian Society of Engineers and has had a meritorious career in which he rose to become Professor of Electrical Engineering and Electronics at Bayero University, Kano, specializing in Telecommunications Engineering and Information and Communications Technology.

Before his new appointment, Prof. Danbatta held top management and leadership positions at different times including Head of Department, Dean Of Faculty, Director, Centre for Information Technology, Chairman of the Nigerian Society of Engineers (Kano Branch), Deputy Vice Chancellor and Acting Vice Chancellor.

His appointment as Executive Vice Chairman of the NCC is for five years in the first instance

The man above mr just bought an illegal plot.

Segadem:
Don't mind those people jare, they think we are living in Igbo irumole island.

U niggas live in Pluto? Co's u're that far from news trends

The bailout loan, is yet to be given if read between the lines of your news channel, the money shared across all state sometimes ago was the excesses from the Liquidified Natural Gas account "LNG" which has not been shared since 2012.


#i rest my case

And they keep lying about HRH demise. # SMH

Council of Legal Education postpone the release of Bar part ii results again.

a twin 2bedroom flat is for sale in akure behind Oba Afunbiowo estate along Idanre road, the property has a good root of title.
Find attached the photos.

For contact: call 07039877315 wole

Price is #6,000,000m.
Reasonable negotiations is welcomed.

But they can pay politicians all the unnecessary allowances #SMH

Abeg Epola is gone o

Civil servants of course, they are the ones who identify means of looting to their politician bosses

Law School stakeholders decry two-time postponement of Bar results

STUDENTS of Nigerian Law School have decried alleged two-time postponement of Bar final examination results by the management of the institution, saying such action endangers their future.

Some of the students who spoke to The Guardian on condition of anonymity, said the excuse by the management that the results were postponed due to announcement of the dissolution of boards of federal agencies and parastatals by Federal Government is suspect.

It was gathered that the Council of Legal Education/Nigerian Law School conducted both re-sit and the 2014/15 April Batch Bar final examinations in April and May 2015, respectively.

The results for both examinations were scheduled to be released on June 30, 2015. But, on that date, the results were not out, and were later postponed to July 24, 2015 without any information about the reason for the postponement. Surprisingly, on July 24, 2015, the results again were not released.


This time, a reason was provided. A notice posted at the Law School Portal and signed by the Secretary to the Council and Director of Administration, Mrs. E. Max-Ubah, reads: “In view of the recent dissolution of the Governing Boards of Parastatals and Institutions of the Federal Government by the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, the Bar final examination results earlier scheduled to be released on July 24, 2015, after the usual ratification by the Board of Studies of the Council of Legal Education (CLE) has been postponed.

The results shall now be published August 3, 2015. Inconveniences regretted, please.” A council member who would not want his name mentioned said the reason given in the notice raised fundamental question as to whether the CLE and other allied bodies involved in legal education in Nigeria, such as the Body of Benchers, were among the parastatals and institutions associated with Federal Government that were affected by the pronouncement.

The source said: “The issue is: can the Law School Management rely on a Press Release in the media, to conclude that its parent body, the CLE has been dissolved, and that there is no more Council and Board of Studies responsible for Law School examination?

The council member expressed displeasure that the director general had allegedly gone to the Solicitor General and Permanent Secretary Ministry of Justice, asking him to pass the results to the President for ratification since council and its Board of Studies have been dissolved.

This is absolutely illegal as there is a statutory procedure for processing Bar final examination results and call to the Nigerian Bar. The question is whether the result will be authentic if it did not go through the normal process, and if the Body of Benchers would agree to call the candidates to Bar, with this type of avoidable controversy?”

When contacted on phone, the Chairman of Council of Legal Education, Chief O.C. J. Okocha (SAN) said the council would not just be dissolved, as it plays pivotal role in the legal profession. “It should not be because the Council is established by law”, he stated and expressed hope that the Presidency would soon clarify the pronouncement.

SIR: I am an indigene. She is a settler from Northsouth. He is a Yoruba Muslim. They are Igbo Christians. We are the ruling party. We are the caucus for change and I am the majority. I am a bonafide and original party member. It’s my turn. It’s my right. Zoning or no zoning, it’s me or nobody.

When you are the guest speaker and you have nothing to say, start by saying “Your Excellency, The President and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, Federal Republic of West Germany; The Honourable Minister of State, Federal Ministry of Business As Usual; The Director General, Agency For Ghost Workers; Distinguished Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen.” When you are through with a prolonged protocol, say next to nothing. If they ask you the reason for youth unemployment, open your mouth and say: “Nigerian graduates are unemployable.” After your speech, if people protest what you said, tell them you were quoted and misquoted out of context.

When they are speaking and you too want to speak, raise your hand and shout “Point of Order.” When you are talking and they are talking, warn them not to heat up the polity. When you move a motion and they oppose it, blame them for playing to the gallery. While you’re still on your feet speaking, they would interject and rule you out of order. Those in favour, say aye. Those against, say nay. The nays have it.

When people come to church and you’ve got nothing to preach, cajole them to sow bountifully to become millionaires and billionaires overnight. After that, collect tithes and offerings. When there is nothing left to talk, tell them to share the grace.


When it’s time to boast, “Nigeria is the giant of Africa.” Every now and then sing “Good People, Great Nation.” Once in a while dance with facts – “Over 140 million people, 250 ethnic groups with different cultural upbringings, approximately 500 languages, they live together in harmony.”

Children are the leaders of tomorrow but when you want power desperately, promise heaven and earth. When you assume office and people demand a rapid change, tell them you’re not a magician. If they are suffering from change delusion, remind them you’re a politician, you’re not a miracle worker.

When terrorists massacre their victims and you are short of words, condemn and call them cowards. When insecurity gets worse and you’re to address the Press, memorize and repeat what others are fond of saying – “Terrorism is a global problem; it has nothing to do with religion.” If they ask about the rising incidents of kidnapping, say, “We are on top of the situation.”

An African proverb says “If you want to go fast, go alone; if you want to go far, go together.” You’re fast, they’re furious. When they go to their right, you go to the right side. When they drive around, you fly straight up. When they pull your leg and try to pull you down, tell them your hands are tied and no need to force your hand.

Corrupt people, hopeless country! When you want to entertain your audience and you have nothing to tell, tell a story. You know…everybody is corrupt except me. You see…when it was time for me to hand over. You know…those who wanted my job were all corrupt people. You know…the last man I put in power. You see…corruption was let loose under his watch. You know…it is your fault.

When you go to court before a judge, plead not guilty. If you’re a big man, you are granted bail on self-recognition. Finally, when the prosecution fails to prove its case, my lord, I rest my case.
Ngrguardian.com

Please, any idea how much Kwara and Ogun state pays their NYSC members.

eph12:
Am not ready to die of disappointment so i won't dare cause i already know what am going to see on her phone.

Not worried about your own phone?

Just passing through delta state and heard this on the radio, and knowing we nigerian ppl with coniconi ways. Can we exchange our phones for one day with our spouse without fighting thereafter?

Blackchampion:
Ok na.
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Even d public school kids neva receive dia meal as promised.

You no be nigerian? Abi the Economic melt down no reach your door step

"Coup succeed coups, we will no longer be at peace" Hassan Katsina
The fightings blew out on July 6 1967 two months after Colonel Ojukwu (blessed MM) declared Biafra a nation in may 1967...
What have we achieved so far...
Hardship and turmoil