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Celebrities / Re: 'If I Take Part In ‘No Bra Day’, Boys Will Die' – Sista Afia Reveals by Introvertmemer(m): 3:05pm On Oct 14, 2020
Its so saddening that on no bras day, i couldnt find a single picture online of it or anyone partaking in it in my area,apart from iya busayo who's always wearing rapper around with her sagging rubbish
Romance / Re: Men!...what Are Your Biggest TURN OFF In A Woman? by Introvertmemer(m): 10:18am On Oct 10, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


I see you divorcing your wife in near future for having stretch marks and sagging breasts.
theres nothing surgery cant fix in the body of a woman
i forgot,she must be intelligent and an atheist
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers (NO HENTAI PLEASE) by Introvertmemer(m): 6:54pm On Oct 09, 2020
Thanks bro is it dubbed and can i find dragonball there
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers (NO HENTAI PLEASE) by Introvertmemer(m): 6:03pm On Oct 09, 2020
Does anyone know where i can download(not stream)one punch man episode 6,the file isnt available on kissanime
Romance / Re: Men!...what Are Your Biggest TURN OFF In A Woman? by Introvertmemer(m): 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2020
Tie wrapper everywhere like madwoman jakujaku hair smelling like rat that dead day before last year(joke intended with errors) demanding money asif am atm smelling ....... sagging bweast having potbelly attention seeking stretchmarks everywhere social media addict/freak im finna stop here Tho the list goes on and on(enough to write a book)

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Romance / Re: Xvideos, Pornhub And XNXX Get More Monthly Visitors Than Amazon And Netflix by Introvertmemer(m): 6:56pm On Oct 08, 2020
Approx. two million people are jerking off right now(including me,not gon' lie)
Romance / Re: See The Room 306 Video Trending On Twitter by Introvertmemer(m): 6:27pm On Oct 07, 2020
osamz007:


what is it about bro?
a guy was banging a girl real hard,the smacking sounded as if someone was clapping furiously and the girl was just moaning anyhow
Romance / Re: See The Room 306 Video Trending On Twitter by Introvertmemer(m): 2:02pm On Oct 07, 2020
Jimbadly:


Still living with your parents.

Hope you remembered to say thank ma and thank sir after breakfast today.
Jimbadly:


Still living with your parents.

Hope you remembered to say thank ma and thank sir after breakfast today.
just 20 dweeb,youre spewing nonsense yet youve not achieved anything in life

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Romance / Re: See The Room 306 Video Trending On Twitter by Introvertmemer(m): 9:56am On Oct 07, 2020
[quote author=USFdotng post=94692624]You are lucky, what if they heard it[/quote
When i realised what it was,i quickly reduce volume
Education / Re: Name Words,phrases And Things Nigerians Say Wrongly by Introvertmemer(m): 9:50am On Oct 07, 2020
ahmEenu:
yeah Shakira copied that song from from a Cameroon musician. he sang that chorus like that in 1980's. Shakira copied the chorus word for word.
well,another day,another thing learnt.
thanks
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Man Offered Her N150k To Eat Her Faeces (pixs) by Introvertmemer(m): 9:42am On Oct 07, 2020
The guy watches too much scat porn
Romance / Re: See The Room 306 Video Trending On Twitter by Introvertmemer(m): 9:08am On Oct 07, 2020
Almost watched the video yesternight infront of my parents,one spirit just told me to enter my room
anyways we have no choice but to watch from afar

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Education / Re: Name Words,phrases And Things Nigerians Say Wrongly by Introvertmemer(m): 8:05am On Oct 07, 2020
ahmEenu:
stamina Mina is right. am inner ineer is shiiiii and wrong as Bleep
so the correction i corrected you was not even correct,nawa o
Romance / Re: If You Could Control Lightning For Once by Introvertmemer(m): 12:17am On Oct 07, 2020
My crush whom rejected me

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Romance / Re: Lil Frosh Cries Bitterly As Davido Terminates His Contract by Introvertmemer(m): 12:00am On Oct 07, 2020
MrTAnonymous:

I doubt it. This isn't staged at all, it happened for real



Incase you don't know na me talk
abi ogun wanna kelt dis one and his na me talk am everywhere

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Romance / Re: When A Family Member Acts Like Your Friends Have To Meet Them? by Introvertmemer(m): 11:53pm On Oct 06, 2020
JIMMY1393:


Please don't leave oh ...it's people like mamagee and ilegend that's are ruining this section
i know right,especially ilegend and his clickbaits
Romance / Re: ..... by Introvertmemer(m): 11:29pm On Oct 06, 2020
Meme

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Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Discover 24 Planets With Conditions More Suitable For Life Than Earth by Introvertmemer(m): 8:35pm On Oct 06, 2020
We are just a speck in a vast,infinite and ever expanding universe

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Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by Introvertmemer(m): 2:44pm On Oct 03, 2020
Finnestgreat:
Touch your heart
nah,Kingsman
Education / Re: How Do Mtn And Co Cheats Come About? by Introvertmemer(m): 6:30pm On Oct 02, 2020
After eating,the body processes it and comes out of their butts viola-shit

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Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by Introvertmemer(m): 5:50pm On Oct 02, 2020
Manners maketh man
Education / Re: Reactions Of Students To The News Of School Resumption .share Yours by Introvertmemer(m): 4:41pm On Oct 02, 2020
Chris brown:i dont wanna go there i guess i gotta go there
Romance / Re: Five (5) Kinds Of Girls You Will Find In Your Neighborhood by Introvertmemer(m): 8:25am On Oct 01, 2020
Preshieben:
My dear

I know you're used to ugly things around you maybe like your sisters or girlfriends...in such a way that nothing seems beautiful to you anymore..

now read this gently...I'M SO BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING ANYONE SAYS MATTERS...
Incase you didn't know, guys are my play toys.
I'll treat you like one..if you don't want to respect yourself
Maintain your lane
firstly the girls around me are beautiful and look like super models basically your opposite,secondly am an handsome hunk:the kind of guy you always wanted but deep down you know youll never get
'you use guys as play toys',i think its the other way as guys use you as an object of sexual satisfaction no better than a sexdoll
one of the many things you lack is a sense of reasoning
its hard trying to reason with a girl like you whose greatest achievement in life is her backside.
the onlything worth anything on you is that Love Machine outstretched
thing
do you need to go to the ICU cus you just got burned

Celebrities / Re: Jaruma Exposes Lady Who Asked Her For ‘juju’ To Make Laycon Give Her N85million by Introvertmemer(m): 5:32pm On Sep 30, 2020
Ole jati jati
Romance / Re: I Have Been Getting Death Threats On My DM From Guys Here by Introvertmemer(m): 4:57pm On Sep 30, 2020
When you realise that no-one gives a Bleep about you,so you're seeking attention on a faceless forum

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Romance / Re: Five (5) Kinds Of Girls You Will Find In Your Neighborhood by Introvertmemer(m): 4:38pm On Sep 30, 2020
Preshieben:
yeah

So true..
I once greeted a guy who hasn't said hi to me before for the very first time...

the next day...he approached me and asked for my number..
imagine
its not like you are beautiful.
so u think you've made it in life,the guy wanted to collect your phone so as to have whatsapp status to view ,to while away time

Romance / Re: How Do I Ask Her To Leave....please Help!!! by Introvertmemer(m): 10:34pm On Sep 27, 2020
Use the wife method:
tell a good friend of urs(girl) to pretend to be ur wife and chase her off(if ure desperate hire a small boy to pretend to be ur son and come along with his 'mother'

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